5 ways to look cool in 2014

@_I__D_ i don't think it's satire tbh it sounds pretty genuine also her earlier article doesn't help imo

So we’re already into the second month of the year, and while we’re still in the spirit of the (Lunar) New Year and new beginnings, you may want to make some much-needed sartorial changes for the year ahead. Here are some things to get you started. 1. Throw out the giant platform heels A certain [Jeffrey + brand famous for soup] came out with this ‘iconic’ shoe in July 2010, and these have taken pride of place in the wardrobes of every fashion blogger, hipster, wannabe…and everyone in between. Yes, they come in every colour and print imaginable. So do cheap mobile phone cases from China. Just saying. Yes, some say ‘they go with everything’ and will give you some ‘high-fashion flair’. Sorry, but no. And especially not in 2014 (remember, they came out in 2010!). They are chunky, clunky, and cut off your legs at the ankles. Unless you are willowy and waif-like, they generally...

Full article: http://mothership.sg/2014/02/5-ways-to-look-cool-in-2014/