... some a Vidal Sassoon commercial . Their clothes were skin-tight and of the latest denim. Their shoes were pink and shimmered in the air. And they wore their sunglasses all the time. In short, the universe had decided to finally test my homophobia by putting 2 gaylords par excellence next to me on a 3.5 hour flight . I must say, I spent most of the flight asleep on purpose when I really wanted to watch a movie. See no evil, do no evil - right? Copyright © 2007 Cowboy Caleb ...