... at the head. So far so good, it’s pretty much like home. But to my dismay, instead of assigning a lady to wash my hair, they assigned some gaylord out of Meteor Garden instead. And the damned gaylord proceeded to wash my hair for 45 mins!!! Then they sat me at a chair in front of a full length mirror. I had never noticed the elegant bulge of my genitals gently ...

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... Phil Mickelson, has been diagnosed with breast cancer and will begin treatment. Phil Mickelson will suspend his playing schedule indefinitely. Tests will continue and treatment is expected to begin with “major surgery” within two weeks, according to an announcement from Gaylord Sports, Mickelson’s management firm.Mickelson, the No. 2-ranked golfer in the world, withdrew from the H.P. Byron Nelson Championship in Dallas, where he was scheduled to begin a two-week run, including a title defense at next week’ ...

Melayu’s are fucking smelly If you’re one, fuck you Yay, I’m racism, can’t help it It just runs in the blood So sue me? LOL? Posting racist comments with gaylord photos of yourself is a really bad idea. But a 20 year old female posting racist comments with her wedding photo (husband, brother etc)… facepalm …. is worse than dumb. More info here and here . And you can find her (now dead) blog here . Ok, so who’s going to alert the cops, this ...

... local women’s magazine. Recently she asked me if I knew anybody who could write a regular column for her. Quite frankly, I sent out feelers into my network and came out with zilch . Her requirements are as per below: Hetero-Male (gaylords need not apply) Good writing skills Hopeless romantic Possesses cooking skills Do you fit or know anybody that fits description above - because I sure as hell don’t. The description above is actually for some sensitive gentle man, who is still ...