28 Mar '17, 3am
Instead of trying to retain a customer, StarHub tells him to F.O. with reciprocal condescension:
I loved you StarHub, loved you for a long time. Even when you cheated on me by cancelling 12 GB plan I still was with you. But recently I found someone very special. Someone who don’t give me 1000 SMS as an excuse for low data. Someone who don’t love me for my money. Someone who give me freedom to see what I want without fear to spend all my data and pay 50-80 dollars for extra GB. My new love have green and blue colour in his eyes. Circle Life. I hope you understand why I wanted to move on. I think one day, you will also find someone special. Thank you for all the time we were together. You will always be in my heart as my first telco. My little green star.