13 Apr '12, 12pm

#IfSingaporeLaunchedARocket

#IfSingaporeLaunchedARocket

In epic fail news today, North Korea's rocket crashes minutes after launch: "North Korea's rocket launch ends in failure ". Kim Jong Un pledges to last longer the next time. Kim Jong Un shall henceforth be known as Kim Jong Unabletolaunch. If Singapore launched a rocket, we would not have failed like the North Koreans, because we know to use cable ties. And, as @visakanv says, Singapore would put together a committee to name the event, and then after paying millions for the consultation, name it "The Singapore Rocket Launch". Maybe Kim Jong Unfazedbyitall will blame the aliens from the Battleship movie for his equipment failure. Since we are on the topic of Battleship: Tell me, why would an alien race able to fly across the depths of space to earth, choose to fight us in a sea battle? With ships that hop? I wonder, if Singapore launched a rocket, what would it be like? 1. ...

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