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"Because coffeeshop aunties hold a special place in our hearts."

"Because coffeeshop aunties hold a special place in our hearts."

Coffeeshop aunties have a thankless job, and the best of them are like walking computers, able to remember your order without batting an eyelid. One of my favourite coffeeshop aunties even knew what I was going to order, depending on the time of the day (I take one drink at breakfast, and another during lunch). A nod from me was all she needed. However, we have also met coffeeshop aunties that don't quite make the grade. Signs your Coffeeshop Auntie is Fail: 1. @mrbrown: Forgets your face 10 seconds after you ordered & wanders around asking everyone who ordered the drink. 2. @mrbrown: Hears Coke when you order Oolong. 3. @mrbrown: Doesn't respond to "Kopi Ah!". 4. @Matthro: Mine hears cock when I say Cokeā€¦ "ONE COCKKKKK!!" 5. @HeelHooked: Comes to my 12-year-old bro and asks whether want Tiger. 6. @JadeArlindita: Mine heard kaya toast when I ordered Coke Light. 7. @Gingerb...

Full article: http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2012/04/signs-your-coffeeshop...

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