He had brought his friend Gretchen up here (Old Rag) for lunch. He really liked her, he confided in me. Liked her so much that he didn't quite know what to do about it. After they have gotten all the way to the top and had the picnic lunch he'd prepared, he offered her a piece of Trident chewing gum, and Gretchen - he had to stop and smile at the adorableness of this - Gretchen had asked him to tear the piece of Trident in half because it was too big for her. "Can you believe that?" he marvelled. A girl so feminine and perfect that half a piece of Trident was the most she could handle. I tried to process what this meant for my evening. "So, you and I will not be dry humping, then?" ~ As I crawled into my bottom bunk I thought of how I climbed Old Rag. I thought about Gretchen, the girl who could only accomodate half a piece of gum. "I hope you marry her," I imagined saying...
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12 Jan '12, 7am
He had brought his friend Gretchen up here (Old Rag) for lunch. He really liked her, he confided in me. Liked her so much ...
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