For those of you asking me why and how I got my hair so long.

The conspiracy that deceived us all

For those of you asking me why and how I got my hair so long.

It's 4am and I'm lying in bed hit by an urgent need to blog this. On my berry that is. See just a few minutes ago I wanted to look at my hair. It's swiftly becoming my favourite asset because it's the most attention-grabbing thing that's growing from me. Granted it's tortured with loads of chemicals to turn it this colour but still... Gorgeous. So basically to take "looking at my hair" to the next step I used two mirrors to see how an admiring person standing behind me will view my hair (lucky them!). And it struck me that not only is it chio, it's bloody long!! It has - finally - hit my waist!!! I'm officially one of those girls with waist-length hair!! Together with water nymphs and sirens and angels etc. (Poor village people not counted. Do they use serum? No. Anyway they probably just put on wigs when the discovery channel people come along. Duh. Poor AND zero integrit...

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@franciscalim_ » 15 Nov '11, 1am
teehee. <3 xiaxue's post. [link] it was so funny i kept laughing! but seriously, trimming really doesn't work..
@nianymue » 14 Nov '11, 5pm
I was planning to go salon tmr... :c RT @Xiaxue [link] For those of you asking me why and how I got my hair so long.
@saytioco » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
The same reason why I have really long hair. “@Xiaxue: [link] For those of you asking me why and how I got my hair so long.”
@kielaalias » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
Okay, so after reading this [link] by @Xiaxue, you can feed me with all the lies.But, I'LL NEVER CUT MY HAIR EVER AGAIN!
@hachooneecham » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
@jiazelle RT @Xiaxue: [link] For those of you asking me why and how I got my hair so long.
@Alexchoongwengf » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
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@Xiaxue » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
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@kielaalias » 14 Nov '11, 3pm
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