A good pal of mine is now the editor at a local women’s magazine. Recently she asked me if I knew anybody who could write a regular column for her. Quite frankly, I sent out feelers into my network and came out with zilch.
Her requirements are as per below:
Hetero-Male (gaylords need not apply)
Good writing skills
Hopeless romantic
Possesses cooking skills
Do you fit or know anybody that fits description above - because I sure as hell don’t. The description above is actually for some sensitive gentle man, who is still hiding his sexuality in the closet.
If you are romantic and can cook, you won’t be able to write to save your life. And perhaps you’ve got good writing skills AND you could be romantic but obviously you live on instant noodles. Finally if you can write and can cook a decent meal, you won’t be very romantic because you’re a hermit living in your mom’s apartment.
Screw it - ignore everything I’ve said. Contact me if you fit the bill!
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