Hellos people! Tmr is the day! woootts!! SPI is gonna decode decoders! AND THE SUPER NICE BOSSMING HAS KINDLY DECIDED TO SPONSOR ALL NUFFNANGERS $5 OFF THEIR BILL! I'm sooo gonna take lots of pictures tmr!Anyways sch this week is uh.. boring. Results for some subjects are out, and guess what? I PASSED CHEM :))) For the first frigging time! (Actually not the first lah, i passed sometimes last yr, but i wld like to think of it as a first). Although i think that it's weird that my physics is lower than my chem (although it's not a significant difference). Oh and i passed physics too! And Ms Tee said the paper is "of a higher standard". And I TOTALLY HATE THE WHOEVER TEACHER WHO MARKED THE COMPOSITION. So irritating lor! I picked the topic abt "IMAGINE life without paper." The marker is such a killjoy to imaginations coming frm 16 yr olds luh! I wrote something abt "it will be hard for us to write, since we will have to carve out the words on a piece of wood" (Note that i explained abt replacing paper with wood). Then the marker wrote something abt ppl inventing printer for wood. I think. Somewhere arnd there lah. Then i wrot something abt "less talents such as poetry will be discovered since it would be hard for them to discover and develop their talents" and the *toot*ing marker wrote: WHAT HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A TALENT SHOW.My friend, who got EXTREMELY high marks, wrote abt "an advice that they shouldn't have followed". She wrote abt how she was alone at home, in her room, and she heard things happening at the living room, and she called her friend, her friend advised her to sleep, and she woke up and found out that the noises are actually burglars coming into the house. So she regretted. So it seems like teacher like simple plots. (although i must say that my friend deserve her marks totally, because there didn't seem to be any mistake in her compo) From now on, i shall write simple essays, like the dog chases the cat, the cat chases the mouse, the cat eats mouse, the dog killed the cat, the human killed the dog. FULL STOP.And lately, people have been telling me REALLY lame jokes! *coughchanelcough* And racist nationalist jokes *coughazuracough*First up, a joke frm thegirlwhohaveabrandedname. There's this man, and he had to kill 2 monsters, one green, one red. He had only 2 bullets, but to kill the green monster he will have to use 1 bullet, and to kill the red monster, he needs to use 2 bullets. So how to kill both?!My first answer was to get one monster to stand infront of the other, then shoot. BUT WRONG. Then after thinking awhile i had this really lame answer but i didn't say it out. My other answer is to kill the green one, then let the red one eat him, then since he taste reeaall bad, the red one will want to spit him out, but got choked and die.-----------------------------------The answer: Kill the green one with one bullet, and when the red monster sees you killing the green one, HE TURNED GREEN. Then kill him with one bullet lah.Second joke, there's this siewmai, which was walking, and fell, and rolled and bumped into a doughnut, so he got stuck in the doughnut. Then they rolled into they river. FUNNY OR NOT? I THINK IT'S FUNNY LEH (as if.)Third joke, well not really a joke. It's a ghost story. There's this man who went into a jail, and he told his wife to meet him under the angsane tree at 12am on the day of his release. When he got released, he didn't see his wife there. Instead an old fisherman holding a fishing rod stood under the angsana tree. The old fisherman then said "are you looking for the woman who have long white hair and wears a white dress?" And the man said "yeah". So the old fisherman showed him his fishing rod, and GUESS WHAT'S AT THE END OF THE FISHING ROD?-----------------------------------The siewmai and the doughnut :)Now, azura's jokes! There's this man who went to work overseas for a while, but he have a wife in Malaysia. So one day, he sent the wife a photo of a chicken, a goat, and a house. When the wife received this, she went to the airport the next day, and as she expected, her husband is there, just came back frm overseas. HOW DID THE WIFE KNOW?-----------------------------------------------Remember the chicken, the goat, and the house? Chicken is ayam in malay, goat is kambing in malay, and well, house means home. So you put that together, you get ayamkambinghome. Say that real fast and you'll get I'M COMING HOME. Funny right?!Second joke, a teacher asked her class to create a sentence from "chicken, nut, breed". And angmoh student raised up his hand and said "I feed my chickens with nuts so that they can breed". Then a phillipino (i wonder why azura said phillipino) student raised up her hand and said "I put a pillow over my mother's head and chicken nut breed." Say that real fast and you'll get SHE CANNOT BRETHE. Funny?Lastly, there's this bangladeshi (wah azura have something against some countries huh?) man who was standing outside seven 11. He was scratching his whole body! WHY WAS HE DOING THAT?!------------------------------------Because the sign on seven 11 said "SCRATCH AND WIN". Funny?That's all! Bye people!lovelovelove,Princess Taqinah