John: HOLY CRAP TIM.. THAT GIRL IS HOT... I'D SHAG HER!!!
Jane: Pfft... you guys... always objectifying women! Treating women like objects!
John: What?
Jane: It's just disgusting that you guys always treat us like sex objects. How would you like it if we talked of you as a THING rather than a person?
John: You mean if girls talk about me being a sex object for them? THAT IS AWESOME STUFF!!!