Standing here without a stitchForbidden to make one twitchBeen here since don't know whenYet never could I get a tanSome say I might be DavidYes I could be him indeedBut why was I made by MichelangeloI guess I will never knowWas it to depict my manhoodFor admiration by the neighbourhood?Or how tiny it should not beSo the average man would be happy?In 1991 a mad man hammered meHit my toes but spared my "wee wee"It still hurts don't you know?Now there's David on top and imposter belowNow there's a bird on top and one belowIs there more of this humiliation?How much longer of such frustration?It's not easy being a sculptureRain, shine and stares to endureSo you think there's nothing to that?Just not moving can make you fatIt happened in the museumI became obese ad nauseum