Goodnight, Sweet PrinceGeorge Carlin is dead. :(From wikipedia:"Carlin's themes have been known for causing considerable controversy in the general media. His most usual topic was (in his words) humanity's "bullshit", which might include murder, genocide, war, rape, corruption, religion and other aspects of human civilization. His delivery frequently treated these subjects in a misanthropic and nihilistic fashion..."What's there not to love?"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.""Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.""Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man... living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money!""Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature.""Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?""I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.""Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.""The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.""For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers... so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse."And finally...Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits.