Party party party!!! It has been 2 whole months since I wrote my Plasticzilla entry!And yet still no writ of summons from her!She wants me to apologize to her on my blog and Straits Times, as well as propose damages (?!?!?!). Why should I apologize? Of course I said no.I've said from the start that if she wishes to embarrass herself she can go ahead and sue me, and that those who live in glass houses should not be throwing stones.Since then, she's been found to plagiarise not one or two, but many, many of her blog entries (how embarrassing) and well, been exposed for setting up various forum identities to praise herself and put down prettier girls (even more embarrassing - is this true Dawn?)...She wanted me to apologize.As it turns out, she first had to apologize on the Newpaper for her plagiarism. Can someone say... karma?So all in all, things seem to be going great for me!My script is going well, my face is skinny and my lips are fat (thanks to Dr Georgia Lee), my blog readers are awesome, someone lost 2 advertorial deals and I gained a few, the world is rainbow-filled, etc...What's there not to celebrate about?Therefore, in collaboration with Thumper...I AM THROWING A PARTAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*confetti in air!!!*TADAH!AND ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED!I especially invite all the cozycotters who have worked so hard. You guys are awesome. It's time to stop print-screening and let your hair down! Princesses and peasants, let's all party until our bra straps fall down! Extra goodie bags for those who are real Eurasians!! ;)All blog readers, whether you love me, hate me or is totally indifferent to me, you must come too!!All my friends will be there too (or they will suffer my wrath) so you can see them in real life!PLUS PLUS PLUS!I am planning a little extra something for the party!! You'll see when you go!Don't forget: Next saturday, 13th of September!Party starts at 9pm till late! From 9pm till 10pm there is free entry and 1 for 1 drinks. From 10pm onwards, there is a cover charge of $15, inclusive of 1 drink free.For all students, if you show your student pass you are entitled to 1 for 1 too! Woohoo!Thumper is located at Goodwood Park Hotel.Sorry but since alcohol will be served, only those above 18 are allowed entry.I'll see ya all!!This event is an open-invitation on facebook, so go and RVSP yourself if you are coming!*twirls around the room happily* Don't just let it go Horror story man!Just a short update today. Very sleepy, just got back from a full, full meal at Indulgz. OMG I took so many pictures!! My tummy is as rotund as a rhino's.Like a fat rhino, not a skinny one.Anyway, I just thought I'd share this with you guys.Does everyone know the clothing brand Chaos?They have an outlet in Heeren as well as two stores in Far East, and the clothes in there are mostly tight and slutty.The salesgirls are usually hot Malay chicks extruding a strong SPG impression.So, since their clothes are slutty, Kay kay and I often shop there (whenever we go to those two malls).I've always thought that (well-known) Singaporean shops would never cheat money from customers but I am proven wrong!Before we even stepped into the shop, Kay was whining about how she just bought a dress from Chaos the last time she went there.Her dress was put on the rack which says 20% off. On that same rack are other pieces made of the same material (ie from the same collection).So she took the dress to the counter, and was prepared to pay $69.90 for her dress - that is BEFORE the 20% discount of course.When she was charged, she was charged $69.90. Of course, Kay demanded to know why her discount was not keyed in.The salesgirl mumbled some excuse and asked her manager to come and settle the problem.The manager, another one of those SPG chicks, said,"Oh sorry, this was put on the wrong rack - actually it is not on discount."Since KK already tried it on and liked it, she was very annoyed, obviously, because she set her mind on getting it already at the stipulated discount!She asked why the pieces from the same collection are all on discount but the manager just said some rubbish excuse.In the end, she bought it for $69.90.This was a few days before we both entered the store again, together.We both arrived at the 20% off rack, and there are the same $69.90 dresses that KK bought - now at 20% off!KK was whining and was damn annoyed but I liked two of those dresses (different prints but exactly the same design as what KK saw the last time) so I tried them on.When I was deciding if I should get one or both, I asked the same salesgirl:"How much is it if I buy both?"She punched in the numbers in her calculator, and for some reason, she came up with the magical number of $108.WTF MAN.20% off ($69.90 X 2) is $111.84 lor!But of course at that time I didn't have a calculator with me, so I thought she was right.After I took out my card to pay, the cash register said $125.82.I almost signed for it, when I took a double take. Wait, what?? Why so much?I asked her that question.You know what the fucker replied?"Oh... The cash register calculate differently from the calculator..."Wah! Like that also can ah?!!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!TRYING TO CHEAT LAO NIANG MONEY RIGHT OBVIOUSLY??I was quite tired at that point, and I was this this this CLOSE to just giving up and paying the elevated amount. Just as I was about to just sign for it, KK stopped me and told me that 125 is definitely wrong.I double confirmed with her whether both dresses are on the 20% discount, and she said yes.At this point she was being fucking adamant that her calculations were right, so I started shouting and being generally very pissed off.Kay Kay being her calm self when it comes to dealing with idiots, took the receipt, and pointed out the clear discrepency: She only took $14 off my total... when she was supposed to take $28.Meaning only one of the dresses had a 20% discount.When faced with her clear-as-day mistake, she still shook her head at us and acted like we are damn stupid you know! FUCKING ANGRY LA!KK was damn condescending and spoke to her like she was retarded (which she is, make no mistake about that) and told her to issue two separate receipts for my two items so that both get the 20% off.Finally I paid the right amount.KK's turn.She bought a halter top and a dress for $75.80.She gave the same salesgirl $100.She SHOULD get back $24.20 in change. Her receipt even said so.But what she got in change was $20.20.THERE SHE WAS AGAIN, THE FUCKING SALESGIRL. SHE JUST TRIED TO CHEAT ME AND SHE IS DOING IT TO MY FRIEND!!She thinks we are retards la!HELLO!Most people would not bother to check their change, but you have just proven yourself to be either 1) Fucking dishonest or 2) Fucking incompetent with sub-par mental ablities, of course we will check our change right???!When a head-shaking KK told her about her "mistake", she gave her an irritated look and said,"But the cash register is closed, cannot be opened anymore."-_-KK of course insisted the thieving slut to pay her back her $4, and she did so by opening her own wallet and giving KK a five dollar note with a black face.Whatever la! KK still got to give her back $1 lor!Clever right? Bloody sneaky...If she says the cash register is closed, some people will tell her never mind and ask her to keep the change...If she says she only has $5, if KK didn't have that $1, she might also say never mind and tell her to keep the $4.WTF MAN!3 cheating incidents in a row? Somehow I don't think it is a coincidence!The management of Chaos ought to think of firing some very, very dubious employees.So yeah! I'm telling ya'll! Don't just let all these little "miscalculations" go!She cheat me of $14, cheat KK of $4 plus another $14 from the last time....Like that continue a few more customers she can earn damn a lot lor!! CCB!!!!!!!!!!!!!Angry can!I'm never going back to Chaos again!! Ahem. Or I might, but will be extra stringent when checking what I am supposed to pay!If you had a similar experience there (or even elsewhere), I encourage you to write it in the comments to warn others!Sleepytime.p/s: But the dresses are really chio. Bare-back ones!! OMG Mike totally proposed to me!! Ok la, I was exaggerating.What happened was that one day I had this conversation with Mike:Me: "Why won't you marry me?!"Mike: "We are as good as married."Me: "No!"Mike: "Why no? We are living together, seeing each other everyday... "Me: "I wanna you to marry me!!!!"Mike: "But we are as good as married! There is no difference."Me: "Ok lor in that case I shall tell everyone we are engaged."Mike, laughs: "You do that."The first step nowadays to being engaged is to be facebook-engaged!!Therefore, this morning when I was very bored, I logged onto his facebook account and.... totally proposed to myself.I know... It is infinitely loserish but it is still damn shiok!! Those of you who have not been facebook engaged/married before should try it!!! AHAHAHA!!Omg I got a relationship status request!! Got heart shape somemore!!Mike totally wants me to add him as my fiance!!I am touched beyond words!! Yes my love, I accept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*sobs uncontrollably*TADAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!ENGAGED ENGAGED ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*hops around the room showing off non-existent 2 carat Diamond ring to everyone*I know!! He loves me so much!! I am so blessed!!*wipes away tears*OK... That was really fun, even though it is a self-directed love story/comedy.On a sidenote ah, I was told that an engagement ring is the one with the big diamond, and the wedding ring is normally just a simple band.Then, after being married, girls wear the wedding ring daily, and the expensive engagement ring is then safely kept in a box.WTF???????????If Mike spends $10k on my engagement ring and $3k on my wedding ring, then obviously I wanna wear the $10k shit everyday right? Why would I keep it in a bloody box?That's just stupid man. It doesn't make sense.I mean, it does make sense for most girls lah since they have to work and their rings can't be too bling anyway, blah blah... But whatever!I want my wedding ring to be fucking ostentatious!!!Please don't talk to me about how less is more hor!! That doesn't even make sense. More is more please! Duh!!!Talk somemore I scratch your face with my humongous diamond ah!So anyway, I have thus concluded that my engagement ring should be the simple one (I think maybe a row of smaller diamonds... ahem... for my more toned-down days) and the wedding ring shall be like...Wait wait wait... I shall google!!Ok!!Here's my engagement ring:In my process of googling for rings, I have decided that 3 rows of diamonds is infinitely better than just 1 rowCorrect what... You compare!!Kua kua... See? 3 rows of diamonds. Nice. Ahem. So much for toned down days.So anyway, as for the wedding ring, I am inspired by this science teacher I used to have in River Valley. She's very pretty!!And since I am so short and so talkative/naughty, I am inevitably placed in the front row of classroom seats.In fact, I am not only in the front row, I am right in the middle, just beside the bloody OHP projector.Everytime this teacher uses that contraption, her wedding ring REALLY sparkles underneath the intense light as she uses the hands to arrange her transparencies.Bling bling bling... I spent hours getting distracted by her chioness ring!!And her ring is a single humongous (or so it seemed to me at that time) solitaire diamond one.Not 4 clasps:YuckNot 6 clasps:BoringBut the magical number of 5.I don't know... I guess its a small detail, but to me it's quite important coz I really do think it's much chioer this way!Hahahaha!! Talk so much, skarly nobody even wants to marry me lor!!Wait, why is this one so chio?Pink diamond leh!! Are real pink diamonds even purchasable in Singapore???p/s: We are not really engaged. I'm just being boh liao. Problem solved!! My blog is now virus-free again!!Thanks to Roy who helped me. The file was was infected was my blogger.gif file... Kuakua... All I did was to delete it.My blog readers are awesome! Help help help why like this?! OK.... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE TROJAN!!!!I already removed all links to awfulplasticsurgery!! What else can I do?PLEASE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!P/s: Erm hello? I don't think some of you understand. It is not ME who has the virus, it is that my blog is spreading a trojan! What has scanning my computer got to do with it? I already did and my computer is A-ok!All I know is that the trojan's name is giframe, and it is spreading itself through a file called blogger[1].gif, if I am not wrong.Also, I probably got it coz I linked to awfulplasticsurgery.com, which is also spreading trojans. I removed the links but the trojan is still there.This is fucking annoying!!$100 to the first person to SUCCESSFULLY help me solve this problem!!! (Saying vague things like "try republishing your posts?" does not count.)Please email me at xiaxue@gmail.com if you are some incredibly smart IT geek, thanks!!UPDATE: Solved! I think! If you are still getting the trojan, please let me know. New vids again!! OMG!I am so busy!!My freaking computer crashed AGAIN. I think I got some shitass virus, and I honestly can't be arsed to try and fix it so I just formatted it lor.Gah! Can you believe my luck? This must be the, I dunno, umpteenth time this year. HATE! (Thank god I don't have any saucy chatlogs with male celebrities otherwise lost how? Just kidding... I've got not 1 but 2 portable hard drives!!! I am that Kiasu!!)So anyway, I swear I'm coming up with the bestest blog entry ever!! But it is not done yet, so just wait for a bit yeah?Meanwhile I have an advertorial to finish too, and Indulgz also invited me for round 4 of food tasting so I am very excited!! Woohoo!!And hor, just to clarify, I DID NOT send Plastic's pictures to awfulplasticsurgery hor, thanks.Just so happens that the day before her pictures were posted up, I also linked that website!! Got more suay or not you tell me?!?!?!I swear I didn't know what the webmaster was going to post, ok! Sompah!Or................................Maybe I am a prophet? YOU THINK? I could be!! Ok, I predict tomorrow's weather will be rainy again. Let's see if I really have propheting skills.WTF man... If I were the one sending in the pictures you can be certain those won't be my descriptive words! (Coz I certainly don't think she is prettier now...)So anyway, new videos!!XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFEBff auditions round 2!See the contestants in the flesh!I love them all :DCHICK VS DICKThe Quiz ChallengeIs KK or Paul smarter?Paul displays his skill at naming planets.CRACK COMEDYSleazy AerobicsI'd love my gym teacher to be this amusing!!Click to watch all!!Btw, please do not insult the bff contestants in the comments, thanks. :)Love!!p/s: Is there some sort of virus on my blog?? GASP! How the hell do I remove it?! And how did I get it?!p/p/s: I think it has to do with awfulplasticsurgery la!! My comp was saying it is an attack site and I still went to it... Nabeh then tio virus!!! I removed all links to that site already, so it shouldn't be a problem now. Please let me know if you know anything, or if the virus is still around!!p/p/p/s: I am SO SORRY if you kena virus from my blog!! Remember to always back up your stuff and please don't install any weird files with weird extensions ok!!! Good stuff Thanks for the nice emails and comments you guys left. It's great. I didn't know so many people went through similar plights too!The good thing is, now T's my friend again.And some other good news!!Tadah! Passed my advanced!I was in a damn glum mood travelling there. When I reached, I paid money to the cabbie and said to myself, "Ok, I go take the test already..."He turned around, smiled at me and told me good luck, so that really cheered me up. How come ah? It's so nice when strangers are nice to you.I had about 5 or so questions I wasn't sure of, so I anyhowly ti-kum lor. And passed!!It's so great... Now the tests are computerized so you will know your results immediately!Yup yup!!I booked my practical test too. It will be on the 5th of December!! If I pass it, I will be able to drive in USA (flying 10th of Dec)!! Excitedness!! Then I won't have to keep asking a reluctant Mike to drive me to the mall!!!!!! OMG!!Here's my PDLToo bad it ends on 11th of Nov. I guess I'd have to renew it.Manual or Auto?? I booked for an auto test, coz I'm like pretty sure I'll fail the manual... But Mike drives a manual car so even if I pass the auto I can't drive his car!!!!!!Decisions decisions!Me driving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The image is fucking hilarious. I'm so short I expect I will have to sit on several tall cushions. Oei! Stop laughing hor!!Also... also...ZHNG-ed MY SIDEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!Finally the little fucker works!!My code arrived!!! I paid $92 for someone to unlock it on eBay! :(The amount of money I spent on this phone........ Le sigh...But it's worth it!!It is as heavy as a brick and has zero functions - the camera sucks big time, the internet functions cannot be used, and the battery life is tragic (1 day)...But... Everyone is still very impressed by the swivel screen! Plus it's designed by JUICY COUTURE, so no complains!I know... You are waiting with baited breath.................................With flash... I am so sorry the photos really cannot manage to capture the real chioness of it.The crystals are not dark pink like that. And the colour I used for zhnging was Light Rose AB.AB crystals are fucking chio la! It's like this iridescent coating on top of the crystals that make them sorta multi-coloured...Without flash.I guess this is the most accurate portrayal of the correct colour, but without flash you cannot see how sparkly it really is. Plus the pic is blur...The phone is decorated with baby pink pearls and about 7 different sizes of light rose AB crystals.With flashWithout...The left side of the picture shows how it's like in real life.I'm waiting for the a new batch of crystals to come from artbeads.com!! When they do, I'm gonna zhng the back of the phone too. Bling bling!!Paul and Kaykay... I was there when they were filming their Singing Challenge. That's donkey years ago can?!AND FINALLY..........The photos you guys have been requesting for!!Presenting......My lip fillers!!No make-up except for eyelash extensionsThese are taken on the first night the fillers were done, so they are still tremendously swollen.I really really liked them when they were that size! I know most of you will be like, oh, look like duck etc, but I liked it!!!Unfortunately, Dr Georgia Lee wanted to go light on me since it's my first time, and didn't put so much filler in. After the swell went down, the difference is quite subtle. If I can, I'll go and ask her for a bit more.DR LEE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Omg I have to rave about her. She's really nice! And when you talk to her, she doesn't care about charges or price... she's more interested to sincerely HELP us girls get prettier.It's like an art for her, that's why she analyzes your face for you and gives advice on what can be improved, etc.She gave me around maybe 20 small jabs on the lips. She has like all these little tips and tricks for how to do it so it will have the maximum and best effect!!I've went with friends to other aesthetic doctors too, but I feel that they don't have that sort of sincerity and passion... They just do whatever they are asked to, and that's it. It is no wonder Dr Lee is the hot favourite among the stars la!!If you want to do non-invasive work too, you can give her clinic a ring. Her website is HERE.Woohoo!She's really good!!! I can't stop raving can??Night out at RougeI met with Rozzie and Gillian, together with Rozzie's friends Patricia Mok and Gordon.On cab there. I dunno what's with the solemn expression.See, the lips are nice right?? The difference is not that much, but from the side it is more obvious.Me with Pat.She's like a more toned down version of herself on TV in real life. Still very funny and expressive, but not so loud. Haha!! I really like her!! And she very vain and gossipy!! Hehe...And also also!! My smile's not so gummy anymore!So if you have a gummy smile too... Maybe can give Dr Lee a ring? BTW she never asked me to advertise for her hor. I just like her and her work so much!!My normal cam mode... Pat adjusted the flash settings, and...Tadah!I dunno how she did it lor! Looks like daylight outside.RougeME ME ME!! I love the lips and Dr Georgia Lee!Omg it rhymes. Too much drama Can't sleep.... I've got my advanced driving test today at 1130am, but my mind is so filled with buzzing thoughts I can't really absorb all that shit. Why is it that when you are in a higher gear your engine uses less power?? I don't geddit??So. Yesterday night I got incredibly vexed.I wonder if it is true that when you gain friends you will also lose friends, such that your amount of friends will more or less be always equal?BFF auditions have ended, and I'm down to my final 2 picks, which I have not chosen yet. I like them both a lot, and of course, these are the two new friends I gained.As for the 2 that I lost... Well, it's a long story. Why not? I'll tell it to you.I've known Guy X for 4 years, and we've always been close. And then, about 1 year ago, I got to know Girl X. I like her a lot, and the first time I actually met her, I brought Guy X along with me.They got introduced to each other, hit it off, and started a relationship.During the course of their year-long relationship, I was very close to the two of them.One day, Guy X was found cheating on Girl X. Cheating... Had the intention to cheat. Semantics. To me, whether caught in the act or not does not make a difference. Girl X was devastated. Time passed after this break up. More drama ensued, as a close friend, let's call him T, told Girl X, with her heavy coaxing, some more dirty secrets of Guy X.This close friend T was in love with Girl X, and has been for the longest time.Of course, Guy X is furious with T for betraying his trust, and vowed to seek revenge on him.Initially after the break up, Girl X told everyone that she will never get back together with Guy X.Guy X, however, persisted in winning her back as he claims he loves her a lot. He couldn't eat, couldn't sleep... He was at her beck and call, and Girl X is pretty good at mind-fucking him. He was in a horrible state.I kept my silence for 1 month.I had found out that Girl X has been telling others that she was merely playing Guy X - manipulating his feelings.She has moved on to liking other guys, and she made out with that above-mentioned close friend T.Initially, I gave her the benefit of doubt.I thought she was in a self-destructive phase because she was so hurt and so sad.But time passed and nothing changed. Girl X was still flirting with other guys happily. At least, that was my impression. Meanwhile, Guy X knew nothing of what's happening. I wondered if I should tell him.Well... Guy X managed to coax me to tell him.Although Girl X was also my friend, I told him what I knew, because he told me he was suffering and he NEEDED a reason to walk away. He told me he lost 8kg. I felt so sorry for him because when I met him, he was really a bag of bones.I told him he didn't need to walk away forever.Just calm down, give the relationship a short break for like 2 weeks. When you two are no longer clouded by emotions, then make the decision whether to get back like adults.And I told Guy X... I said... If I tell you the information I know, you must SWEAR not to tell Girl X ANYTHING that I said, because it will jeopardise my friendship with her, and not only that, it will also drag my informant into big trouble.He said he promise.I made him swear UPON MY LIFE.He said OK.HE SWORE UPON MY LIFE HE WOULDN'T TELL.Guess what?After hearing all those reasons why he should walk away, Guy X was still hankering after Girl X. They were meeting every night. They still had relations going on. And yes... All this while as I said, Girl X has moved on with someone else; had relations with someone else. Guy X didn't mind. He chose to forgive.I don't give a shit about that.I do give a shit about this:Guy X blabbed.He not only blabbed, he sold me out, as well as the poor innocent person who told me the info. He not only confronted Girl X with the facts that I told him, he also conveniently told her EVERY single thing I said about her, including my opinion that I think Girl X is scary.I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF I AM SHAKING AS I WRITE THIS.I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NERVE OF GUY X.There he was, sitting on his high horse, BERATING HIS CLOSE FRIEND T FOR SELLING HIM OUT......... SAYING HE WOULD NEVER DO THE SAME TO HIS FRIENDS.....Why was T wrong? Because T was in love with Girl X and he thought that Girl X was the victim??BECAUSE GIRL X SAID THE EXACT SAME THING AS HIM, that she needed a reason to walk away??He turns right around and backstabbed me... Why?Because he wants to gain Girl X's trust?No... Scratch that. I fucking have NO IDEA why he would go and tell her.If he chose to forgive her actions, then why didn't he just keep his silence and keep going with her? If he chose NOT to forgive, then just walk away! Didn't have to give any justifications!I WAS HIS FRIEND FOR FUCKING FOUR YEARS OK!To Guy X:YOU GO FUCKING THINK ABOUT EVERY-SINGLE-FUCKING-THING I'VE DONE FOR YOU. The final glorious thing I did for you... Before you kicked me off to the Land of Negligible Sworn Lives...I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH TO HELP YOU. IN SPITE OF GIRL X...Because I thought that she was stronger than you.I did it for YOU because I couldn't bear to see you suffer.AND YOU USED MY LIFE AS YOUR CASUAL SWEARING TOKEN.... AS A FLIMSY EXCHANGE FOR WHAT?When you wanted to go to KL to go for a girl, who went with you? When you said you are upset and needed to meet, who without fail went to meet you?When everyone was despising you for cheating on Girl X, WHO FUCKING STOOD BY YOUR SIDE, HEARD YOUR STORY AND TRIED TO CONVINCE HER TO GIVE U A SECOND CHANCE?WHENEVER YOU ASKED ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, HAVE I EVER SAID NO?IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME?If I die tomorrow, can you answer to my mother? Can you tell her in her face that it's because of your freaking LOVE for Girl X? HUH? Can you?I don't think you feel guilty over this. Nope... I don't think so. Why? Because the only people who matter to you are those you "love". Family... And your current love interest, whomever it may be.Friends... What are friends?It's ok to fuck them over, because with your superb talking skills, you can convince them to not be angry later on.Go ask yourself how many times you have done shit to me and I have forgiven you.When you did shit to my girlfriends... Multiple times... When you promised to help Mike in his job search and never delivered...No need for excuses. I am done listening. You have the gift of the gab, I give you that. You can sell milk to a cow easily.But I'm done.I don't need friends who will casually fuck me over for vagina... and yes, even for your stupid fuck-shit dogs that I don't give a flying fuck about. I'll give it another kick down the stairs now if I could.What's the big deal? It's just a stupid dog leh... Life of a fellow human you also can casually throw around like it's NOTHING to you... meaning my life is worth less than your dogs?I know where I stand with you now. If you wish to do harmful things to me like what you wish to do to T, all I can say is, go ahead and do it.Think about all the things I can also do to you. All the things you said to me in private about others I could tell them.... A mention of your name, or your photo on this blog.... BUT I WON'T, OK?You know why? Because friendship is not meant as a revenge tool like that. When you confided in me, it is because you trusted me. I won't use it against you just because I am mad at you.I remember the numerous good things you have done for me, and I forgive. Yes, I am angry now, but I forgive you. I just won't talk to you ever again.And I'll die knowing that I did you no wrong, and when I tried to help you, you kicked me in the face.Right. I shall calm down. Back to the story.So now, Girl X is very angry, hurt, and disappointed with me. She told our mutual friend that she has told Guy X the truth about her actions the past month. She broke things off cleanly with her new guy.Now, she says, Guy X wants her back, and Girl X wants him back. So they are back together!Hooray!What an awesome reunion.They truly deserve each other. I am saying this is a matter-of-fact way.In this world, there are some people who respect relationships and commitment.These are the people that will never cheat, because fucking 2 people at the same time is just plain disgusting, not to say hurtful to the other party you love.And then there are Cheaters. Unfortunately, the world is filled with unions of Cheaters and Non-Cheaters, such that the Non-Cheater will of course, eventually get hurt.Thus, Cheaters should always date fellow Cheaters. This way, fewer honest people will get hurt in their quests for endless attention, correct?I am SUPERBLY angry with myself. In my effort to help a relationship, all I did was to kick myself in the nutsack, metaphorically speaking.From this moment on, I hereby promise myselfthat I WILL NEVER, EVER GIVE OUTRELATIONSHIP ADVICE AGAIN.Why?Because people in bad relationships LOVE it. They love the drama, the mind games, the breaking and patching, the abuse, the shouting matches, the suicide attempts.It's true! They love every moment of it!!What's the point of advising Carrie to drop Big and go for Aidan?No point, because when destructive people like that are faced with honest, good types, they get bored and they start unleashing abuse on the these honest, good people.So don't be stupid like me, ok? If your friend is one of these, don't bother telling to say shit about his/her partner in an effort to make him/her leave the relationship.What will just happen is that your friend will conveniently tell his/her partner every-single-fucking-thing you said, and the next time you see them together, things will be immensely awkward.Yup. I have been really, really dumb.Regarding Girl X. I've nothing against her. She did nothing to me, and her personal choices that don't affect me are not my business. As I mentioned at the start, I like her very much, because she is very bubbly, funny, and she's a very loyal friend. She has been nothing but nice to me, and I've been nothing but that to her too, except for the way I handled this incident.I sent her an email apologizing for letting Guy X know the truth without consulting her first, and yes, I am sincerely sorry for that.I should have spoken to you, but you were right... I was being a coward because I didn't know how to face you. All I can say is that I am sorry.I don't wish be involved in all these sagas anymore.I just want to write my script properly and be happy with undramatic, peaceful friends... and my undramatic, peaceful Mike.Comments disallowed. Extra Here's an interesting nugget of info about me... Did you know, that before I got my own TV show *ahem*, I was a calefare??When I was 16, my dad had a friend who's a producer at the then TCS, and he went to tell her I wanna go into acting or something!Seeing my very-much-less than mediocre looks, she told me that I can start off working as an EXTRA on films, and she gave me the contacts of one of then agencies who are responsible for extras.And I "acted" in many shows! Ok la, I use the word "act" loosely... Actually I only walk around in the background. HAHAHAHA!Don't believe me? Look what I found!My old acting pass!!Hahaha!! Very super chou right??? And I was still wondering why last time nobody "discover" me!!!!!!!!What's with the half closed eyes man... How did my mother love me with such an ugly face??So this Auspic or whatever company... Would dispatch extras to usually Mediacorp Channel 8 shows, where the job is sibeh low-pay and requires no talent whatsoever!You know how low the pay is? Like freaking $2.50 per hour! The reason why people do it is because most of the calefares are either students or foreigners, and the job is really damn easy - so if you are lazy, this is a good job for you!Basically, the calefares sit around while watching the stars do their job... This can go on for like 5 hours straight. Then, when it's our scene, we do a walk or whatever we are required to do, and that's it!I remember there used to be these crazy loserish people who do this job simply because they are so starstuck.There was this fat chick who was like 20+ and she carries around this photoalbum of all the stars' photos and would show them to anyone she can - and she will boast that Zoe Tay knows her by name, etc. Every single day she goes to TCS and hangs around there lor!! She was damn fugly man. I was quite scared of her over-zealousness.So anyway, I really can't remember much of the shows I acted in, except for...- a lot of episodes of the first season of Moulmein High (I was a student),- Fann Wong and Ou Yang Zhen Hua show called Wo Lai Ye,- A show about probation officers and Celeste Chong was blind in it,- Some show where I was a nurse, and the doctor beside me actually used the "Wo men jing li le" phrase when his patient died.- Confirm got more but I can't remember la!I wish wish wish that I can watch Moulmein High again!! I was a librarian and even sheeshed someone ok! Talking scene hor!! Excitedness!!Wo lai ye was a period drama... So we had filming at this HORRIBLE place in Tuas where they use for filming all local period dramas.My god, I tell you, that place is a bloody HELL HOLE. I don't wonder why there are no more period dramas now anymore - I bet the directors and actors all can't stand that place!First, it is RIDICULOUSLY hot there. There are derelict buildings scattered here and there, but these buildings all do not have airconditioning (then la... 8 years ago).Inside the buildings are stuffy and dirty. Outside the buildings?Over 40 degrees, I bet. The ground is hard cracked SAND. Like the yellow colour kind... The heat coming from the ground is so intense that at any point you can see the air molecules jumping in excitement. You know when it is very hot and you can see the air dance? Yup.And worst of all, there are whole colonies of tiny flies that hover in a cloud above the sand. Hundreds and thousands of them! Sometimes you stupidly enough walk into a cloud of them, and they swarm around your face and shit. OMG!!But never mind that, because the flies cannot attack our baked bodies as period drama costumes involve wearing 3 freaking layers!!!!Who said acting is easy man!?Anyway that's it la. That's just one of the old fugly photos I wanted to show you guys. When I finish editing I post them up!!Ta! Have a good weekend!p/s: Congrats to the Singapore women's table tennis team. May we get our first gold medal!!!!!!!! Woohoo!! I am so proud of Singapore!!p/p/s: Weightlifting is so scary! I saw a clip of a weightlifter who lifted his barbell and suddenly, one arm bent over backwards at his elbow, severely dislocating it!!!The weightlifter fell to the ground with one arm is a very very very awkward and scary position, his elbow very prominent but not thankfully breaking through the skin. His leg even spasmed twice before he presumably fainted. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!Another clip (which I didn't see but heard off) was of a weightlifter being crushed by a 140 kg barbell??? He must have a pound of minced meat left for whatever was crushed man!How is this even a sport??! It's so freaking scary and dangerous! Why can't they compete pulling a truck fastest instead??p/p/p/s: Normally I can't be arsed about the Olympics la but I was at Munkysuperstar's office today and everyone was cheering Li Jia Wei on, so I got a bit infected. New videos! XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFEBFF applicantsI check out all the weirdos who applied to be my bff.It's fucking funny!Obviously the finalists are not these la.CHICK VS DICKThe Orange Souffle ChallengeWho is the better baker?Who made this vomit-looking concoction on the picture?Hilarious! Click to watch!CRACK COMEDYIrreplaceableWe've heard of girlfriends who turn vengeful when they are ditched...How about guys?Maybe you should watch this.That's all for now! I'm busy with my movie script.Next entry I'm gonna post up old fugly photos of myself!! Solved it! I think... I've heard a lot of complains that my blog doesn't seem to load correctly for IE users. All that happens is a blank page.I -think- that the problem was the Nuffnang poll, which for some reason did not go well with my template. So I took it off, and my friend told me the page now can be seen!Sorry I took so long to solve this problem!If you also encountered the same thing, can you tell me if the problem is solved now? Thank you!! Partying with the hoi polloi (sarcasm) Happy day everyone!!I am elated!!I am most glad of all coz Munkysuperstar, my managing company as well as the production company for Xiaxue's Guide to Life, approached Dr Georgia Lee...Dr Georgia Lee is of course the most famous aesthetics doctor in Singapore, right? Right.AND SHE AGREED TO DO LIP PLUMPING AND BOTOX FOR ME FOR GUIDE TO LIFE!!!!!Happy beyond words can??So yesterday I did lip fillers and botox on my jawline at her clinic (like exactly what Rozzie did for Girls Out Loud) and I AM SO PLEASED!!You know how my smile used to be very very GUMMY? Now, because my upper lip is fuller and more pouty, cannot see gums anymore!!And botox is done for making the muscles at the side of your face smaller so that your face will look thinner!The video will be out soon and I will post up photos also!!So far EVERYBODY said the lips are nice, but the botox cannot see much diff yet.DR LEE IS FREAKING AWESOME OK!!! I love her so much imma do free advertorial for her once I get pictures!!Don't worry don't worry... I am not addicted to plastic surgery ok! These are non-invasive (are they?) and effects are only temporary. And complimentary of course I do!Secondly, I am happy because my shopping arrived!!I bought loads of crystals from Artbeads.com to zhng stuff! They've got more choices than Arab street, so why not!?Anyway, my sidekick is STILL NOT WORKING. Yes. I bought this little chip that you insert WITH your sim card, and it worked for 1 full day.Then it stopped working. So now the GODDAMN phone is still locked!I bought another unlock code but it will only arrive on August 22nd. By then I die already lor!My Juicy desk accessories set, bought for $55 USD!! -_- That's not counting shipping.It's so chio though...! Unfortunately it is made of paper. Kuakua!!And my lovely mouse!!!!!!!!! $45 USD. SO HAPPY!!And guess what...This is making me actually pee in excitement.THE TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD IS READY FOR PURCHASE!For those of you who don't know, J K Rowling penned another book... This book is called The Tales of Beedle the Bard - it is a storybook of magical fairy tales. The book is mentioned as the book that Dumbledore passed to Hermione in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.Once I heard the news that amazon is selling the book, I immediately clicked there and spent USD$100 on the precious collector's edition.AHEM. It is not wasting money ok! It is called INVESTING! All of Rowling's first edition books are sold for THOUSANDS on ebay lor!Yes, MAYBE those has her signature on them la... But still!Anyway my USD$100 is all donated to CHARITY! So that's great too!I know what you are thinking..."Lawsuit maybe flying your way, still go and spend so much money shopping!"Wah lau... She want to sue don't sue like that, I can't possibly be scrimping till she makes up her mind right?Wait till I get the writ of summons then cross that bridge la, seriously.To the someone who paypal-ed me $100, I am going to return it to you. You send it to me again if the real need arises k!!But will this lawsuit happen? If it does, I do want to go to court and ask Dawn a BARRAGE of questions!!Like... Are you really Eurasian? Are you DELIRIOUSCHIC and XOXODOLL?? So many mysteries so little time!Very curious right? I'm sure you also want to see her answer these under oath. :)*****************************Momo and my 2 girl cousins and my auntie came over to my place that day...I love my cousin Cally's niap niap baby girl...This is baby Chloe!Her mummy and daddy both got huge eyes so hers are like marbles also. She loves looking at me!! I think it's because of all the shimmery things I have.OMG I AM RAGGGGGGGGGING WITH MATERNAL INSTINTS!! RAGING!!!!!!We put her on the bed where she is very confused by all the aunties gossiping.Happy babies make me happy!She's really curious and gives you her fullattention when you speak to herSo niap! Why babies got such nice clean armpits??After this we bring the baby to Ikea Tampines...Chloe's grandma, aka my auntie, makes her chuckle in joy by poking her in the belly.BTW this is the auntie who is an MJ queen can?Once, during a game, she won by drawing the very last card. So I said "Hai di lao yue!"SHE SCOLDED ME AND SAID THAT IS NOT HAI DI LAO YUE!!!!!!I was like, "????????????"Isn't winning by the last card "hai di lao yue"???My auntie then explained to me that that term is commonly misused. It is true that winning by the last card adds a "fan", but it is not hai di lao yue...BECAUSE HAI DI LAO YUE MEANS YOU WIN WITH THE LAST REMAINING TILE AND THAT TILE MUST BE AN YI TONG!!Thus "yue", which means MOON! Because the bloody yi tong look like moon!Amazing hor?Anyway.... back to non MJ related stories...I am very excited coz Kaykay and I are going to...Zhen Shan's (aka Arissa) birthday party!Me being driven there by Mike...Dress: Heart neckline purple satin short length dress. From This Fashion at $15 OMG!!Glow: Photoshop new technique learnt from Jamie - Diffuse glow!!My angmoh very unhappy coz I am going clubbing without him.I look weird here... Whatever laWE ARRIVE AT VELVET!!Where's the birthday girl?Must be the one with the bunny ears. See they so excited about me coming that they are gossiping in anticipation. Hahahaha!*poke*Must take pic with the birthday girl!I hate Zhen Shan!! Those are her real lashes can??? People like me must put extensions and stick falsies like crazy!!!!Nabeh why my eyes so small. *kicks sleeping Mike*Group pic with Kay kay also... ClickableKaykay with her friend Joycelin.Birthday balloons.One's a skull... Can you tell what's the other?Answer will be revealed in a bitKaykay and I... I miss her so much!She's been busy with her bf and work, nabeh.Drinks drinks drinksJunne and Sharon also at ZoukBirthday people aren't allowed to be soberZhen Shan's mad already... Half bunny half tigerRoar!!The guys are drawing unibrows on each other!Gossipy KaykayHere's Annabelle holding the balloons.Did you guess it right?It's a unicorn!Me with EricThis guy's so talented! I got to know Eric coz we went to NYC for Singapore Day together. Maybe more of you know him by his Chinese name: Huang Yun Ren.Familiar? That's coz he wrote songs like Tanya Chua's Wu di dong and Fish Leong's Wei wo hao.NICE RIGHT?? I love those songs can!Eric also did most of the music for 881, and now he is working on 12 Lotus.Talented people make me have twangy feelings. Like got some aura on them. You'll never know if you are talking to him and suddenly he has inspiration for some classic work... then you are immortalized as the muse!! OMG! I am totally muse-ish.Peekaboo!Me, Joycelin, RosalineZhen Shan with her brother... And I did not draw that moustache on him with photoshop! I am not so childish hor!!End party photosMore happiness!!!!Mike brought me up onto the Singapore Flyer!!Us at the very top...Psychedelic hor the colours?We also just bought tickets to fly back to the USA for Xmas and New Year!!From 10th of Dec to 3rd Jan I will be in lovely Dallas!!I MISS IT SO MUCH AND I CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love the USA!! (Although I love Singapore more la)My hope is that this year Mike's brothers' girlfriends will be very vain and will go shopping with me on Boxing Day.I am dedicating 10 hours of my time at the mega humongous F21 over there.Of that 10 hours, 9 shall be at the clearance rank digging out SUMMER CLOTHES ON DISCOUNT!! Omg!!!!!!!I AM SQUEALING!! So excited!!But the sad thing is hor... Plane tickets are MADLY expensive this year!!We are flying SQ, but it costs bloody $2,700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAD OR WHAT??Even on lao pok NorthWest or whatever it costs 2.5k, so might as well take SQ right? Stupid petrol prices rising la, that's why.Anyway this year Mike is sponsoring $2k for my ticket, coz last time when he was poor I bought him a 2k ticket to come to Singapore too...SIBEH BOH HUA FOR ME LOR~!!! Coz price of the ticket increase mah!! Should be 1 ticket exchange 1 ticket mah!!But still no complains... $700 is very little compared to $2,700!Poor Mike... Bank account suddenly $4,700 missing...So anyway, in case you haven't realised... I AM HAPPY! Woohoo! May the happy spread to you too!Loves! Finally, piccies!! I just finished MJ!! Won $45!! Very tired but guess I'll blog first before going to bed.Met up with Junne, Clara and Ben for dinner at some Jap restaurant at the basement of Raffles City...The concept is exactly like the old Marche's, except they serve Jap food instead of angmoh food. It's freaking crowded can!? By the time you buy the food back to your table and start eating it is quite cold already lor...Camwhoring on the cab:Without skin smootheningWith skin smootheningNabeh I edited both of these photos at different times so they turned out looking so different. Photoshop also got mood one ok!!Was leopard printy that dayI love my stud! Pink and white stripey beach ball with clear diamante!I better stop looking so doe-eyed otherwise wait people say I am DY-wannabe how?Junne and Clara, real friends whom I don't talk shit about.Their teeth not yellow! :)Our mediocre food. Is it just me?? Did we order the wrong stuff? The pizza and egg thingy was nice, but otherwise very bah.Lose the card and pay $$$$!Junne took 3 tries to take this photo lor... The first two were videos. I look exceedingly dumb in them. If you want to see the video I'll upload it.Ben acting cute. I hate Ben!!!!!!!!! I'll tell you why later.Where got people so buay paiseh one keep asking me to take photos for the 3 of them.NabehPhoto taken by Ben, who managed to cut his own head offTaken by the waiter. OMG! The waiter was like damn GONG can? He took 1 picture, and it turned out realllllllly blur. Then when I told him that the first picture is blur, like can you help us take another one?, he looked at me damn seriously and told me that my camera screen is blur!! What the??My F21 dress is super slutty. Tie at the back and crazy short! I heart bare-back dresses. :DAgain failure at self-shotsTaken by Junne, who is clearly an expert camwhorer.I was telling them about my Mahjong losses that day when I turned up to look at the ceiling. It was mocking me.Junne: Guess who's really talking on the phone?Actually it's Clara! I was pretending... Well done hor?Mad.Don't see like machiam very chummy like that. I actually hate Ben!Where got people eat with 2 forks??Ben wants to see if a fork can poke through a plastic nose.Please hor!!Plastic people also human ok!! What the fuck is going to happen to my corpse if I get buried? I mean, after years and years when my bones disintegrate, will my implant still be there? BTW, I don't know if I've mentioned this, but going ahead with the nose job was the best decision I've ever made. THANK YOU MEDIACORP, DR MARTIN HUANG, MUNKYSUPERSTAR I LOVE HEART YOU ALL!Thank god I fought for it and didn't listen to my mom/Howard/Mike, etc!!Whenever I look back at my old videos/pictures I just think the old bulbous nose was really very distracting. It's like THERE, in the middle of my face, taking up so much space and like... having a bloody life of its own!I did the surgery because I've always HATED my old nose. I still am not 100% satisfied with my current nose because it is still not perfect, but I won't do another surgery because I think the reason for doing it will be wrong.Also because I have no money la. HAHAHA!The thing about plastic surgery is... if there is something you are really dissatisfied with, why not change it? This "purpose" is to make you feel better about yourself - less self-conscious, etc.But if your reason is to be ultra beautiful/perfect, then I don't think that reason is right. Because when do you know when to stop? Nobody's ever really perfect, correct?Hiyah I dunno how to explain la! Basically my point is that people need to know when to stop.I am not encouraging everyone to also go do it. I mean, there are plenty of blotched jobs around too, but just in case anyone is curious about what I think, 1 year after my nose job.... I never regretted it. Best day of my life in fact!Junne very happy thinking about my implant lying around with my bone ashes :(Still laugh!Clara acting chioFreaky? Hahahaha!Nowadays I love to insert the lower ball bearing of my tongue stud into my straw (the size is exactly right!!) and pretend to innocent friends that the tongue stud got stuck and it really hurts a lot.It freaks them out totally! :DBut in actual fact it is not painful at all. I did this to Mike 3 times and pretended to whimper in pain and ask him to take the straw out for me.On the third try he finally wisened up and took the straw away from me. =(Looks like you...Your boyfriend!!!Anyway hor, today I am damn angry at BEN!!!People who don't play Mahjong won't understand so just skip it.So... We were playing MJ right, then... everyone's cards was quite big except for Ben's... Nobody knew what he was doing la.Then it was the very very last card. I drew a bloody BIRD.The bird is a damn safe card coz there were already 3 on the discard pile and nobody wanted suos.Since my card was the last card, by right I didn't have to throw it, correct?But in my relief that the game was going to be a stalemate, I threw out the bird, like showing the others, "Cheh... nothing happening la! Last card so anti-climax!"I didn't actually MEAN to throw out the bird la.And suddenly... you guessed it.BEN WON 13 YAO.When he opened his cards I thought he was just showing us that he ting pai or what...BUT NO! HE WON ON MY BIRD! THE LAST BIRD WHICH WAS THE LAST TILE THAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DISCARDED!!ANGRYNESS!!!!!!TIO BAO $30!!!!!!!!!!!! (Coz we play shooter-pay)NABEH!!!!!!!!Really a stunner lor. Ben insisted that if you throw out the last card it is still counted as throwing... Sorry!SO NEXT TIME AH, IF YOU HAVE THE LAST CARD DON'T THROW IT OUT STUPIDLY LIKE ME HOR!End of MJ rants. At the end of the day Ben won $70 and I won $45 so I shall not complain!*********************I've received several emails and comments asking if I penned this. Wtf? Automatically it is me meh?To this unfounded allegation, all I have to say is, WHERE IS THE PROOF?No proof don't anyhow say hor! Wait I sue you ah! Tsk tsk!! My videos are awesome New videos yo!XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFEGoing BlondeEver thought of dyeing your hair blonde?It's not as simple as a tub of bleach man! A lot of effort one ok!Got guest appearance by Kaykay. Click to see. :DCHICK VS DICKThe Poker ChallengeKaykay faces Paul Twohill in strip poker. Will kaykay lose all her clothes? Just joking la, it's normal poker! But still very funny nonetheless! Paul makes Kaykay hoping mad again, and for me, that's always fun to see. HAHAHA!!CRACK COMEDYLiteral waitressWhat happens when a waitress takes your orders literally?Click to find out!If you got any suggestions for Guide to Life or Chick VS Dick episodes, like for example, you want to see a video guide on how I brush my teeth, etc, do send an email to info@clicknetwork.tv! Your suggestion might just be taken up!Lastly, here's my radio interview with Rosalyn Lee on 98.7FM. I love you Rozzie and the crazy intern!! muah muah!!How come some people's embedding can be a chio pink colour frame one ah?? OH HAPPY DAY!!!!!!! A general article on my general thoughts on Plagiarism on blogs I wonder how you all will react if tomorrow you find out that a lot of my blog entries were plagiarised?Copied wholesale from other sources. Other people's jokes, opinions, information etc... all passed off as if they were my own ideas?Personally I think that the lowest a blogger can hit. A blog is meant to be an outlet for your thoughts and opinions - so if you have none, why bother to have a blog at all?Why would anyone's blog be sewn together by bits and pieces of other people's ideas? That's just unfathomable to me.Excuses people commonly give:"I don't know how to write so I have to copy" - Better write shittily, or don't write at all; rather than copy."It's a personal blog" - Blogs are never personal, even the locked ones. Besides, as my current saga has taught me, it is NOT ok to anyhow write whatever I want on my "personal blog", right?"I didn't know I had to cite" - Sorry, but ignorance is not an excuse. I doubt anyone older than a Primary Schooler would not know that copying is wrong.I remember back in school, whenever someone gets caught for plagiarising, it is an immediate fail grade. Not only that, the plagiariser will be announced to the class to be shamed.Passing off someone's else hard work as your own. Disgusting.When applied to blogs, is just as grave an offence?Or is it not that big a deal, because words in a blog are not used for academia measurements, therefore are not so important?In this technological era, it is so easy to copy. Just a click of your mouse to select your favourite line, and a ctrl C and crtl V. Voila! You can sound as intellectual as you please.I think it's an even bigger deal. Why? Because blogs are meant to be a platform for your opinions, and plagiarism just goes ahead to give this spirit a sharp slap on the face. Blogs are meant to be for you to express yourself... not pretend to be somebody else.So in a sense, plagiarism on blogs stands for much more than that on acadamic papers.On an exam answer sheet, plagiarism is done for an A.On a blog... Why? It feels like something way more sinister.By letting plagiarizers get away scot-free, we are endorsing the act of plagiarism.Imagine you scored 80% in a test because you studied hard and wrote well. Tommy, your classmate, scored 80% because he cheated and copied.Your teacher knows about this, and yet, Tommy still gets his 80% grade, although everyone knows he is a cheater.Is this fair? Should Tommy get expelled and shamed?In your opinion, what should be done?WHY would bloggers plagiarise?I can understand if you are lifting off paragraphs full of information, ie if you wanted to describe a movie, and you copy the movie's synopsis from somewhere.What I cannot understand or tolerate is the lifting of other people's opinions, for example, copying someone else's movie reviews.When someone reviews a movie it is his/her own opinions! How can you just copy the entire chunk and call it your own? Underhanded, lowly, and worst of all, EMBARRASSING when found out.Do plagiarisers not have opinions of their own? Or maybe they are so incoherent they cannot piece their own opinions together into a decent blog entry?A blogger IS his content. Without my words and my photos, I will be nothing. Who ARE plagiarisers then? Is he/she still considered a blogger if it has been proven time and again that his/her image and opinions are both dishonest and copied? What is this Frankenstein of a blogger considered?I cannot emphasize how much I detest copiers and plagiarisers. As a writer (yes, I am a script-writer and I wrote for several columns before), it is an unforgivable offence in my book, and I hope to see justice served to such offenders all over the world.Plagiarism is serious and should NOT be downplayed.Remember: Plagiarism is tantamount to stealing. Stealing an idea; it's the same as stealing a wallet.It doesn't matter if you plagiarized only once, it is still wrong.But in my opinion, people who resort to plagiarism are people who disrespect originality. People like that rarely resort to copying/cheating only once. It was probably done HUNDREDS of times already before it was finally discovered.p/s: This article is not referring to anyone in particular, just felt the urge to blog about plagiarism suddenly, dunno why.I am trying to change for the better by making my blog full of kindness, respect, charity, love and pancakes.So I urge no personal attacks on anyone. If you wish to do personal attacks, please kindly make it anonymous by using the name, erm, "Monkey".For example, you can write something like, "Monkey plagiarised more than 50 blog entries and he/she is so shameless can?!" If your Monkey works under someone, the company can be called "The Zoo". So for example, if you are pissed off about your classmate Lilian copying work, and you're studying in RGS, you can write,"This Monkey in my class plagiarized! The stupid ZOO still allowed her to get full marks! I am so angry!" --> Like that la.I would of course have no idea who you are talking about, but it's ok, it's your comment and not mine.Any mention of any names in the entry will be deleted.p/p/s: I just want to thank my law firm Keystone Law Corp for their excellent job so far. I don't know how I would have gone through this without you guys, and couldn't have asked for better lawyers. (This is not written in exchange for a lower rate or anything btw.) Thanks for the many supportive emails! So many of you emailed me! Very touched. And to the person who donated USD$100... Thanks!As you've maybe seen on Straits Times, I am NOT going to apologize to Dawn.As I said, if she wishes to embarrass herself she can go ahead and sue me. Those who live in glass houses should not be throwing rocks.Got something to clarify though. I know many of you have asked me for my bank acct no or my paypal email, but there is still no need to donate anything right now. I can still afford it as of now... not THAT poor la!!Hahaha!! If she decides to go ahead with the lawsuit I'll inform you guys. :DSomething's wrong with me lor... I keep waking up damn early and sleeping damn early recently.But I am happy! Tomorrow going to 98.7FM for radio interview with Rozz and Shan at 5pm... Maybe another radio interview with 91.3FM and Power 98. Those still tentative.I also finally watched BATMAN!! Is the joker funny or WHAT?? It saddens me to think that Heath Leger (did I spell correctly ah?) will never be able to act in that role again... Maybe they should get T-bag (Theodore Bagwell) from Prison Break?I think Heath's perverse lip-licking is inspired from T-bag lor! But dead, cannot confirm with him.(SPOILERS)Omg... I think batman doesn't want to kill him coz he also secretly thinks the joker is damn funny.My favourite part was when the Joker was in the truck's passenger seat, and his driver got shot dead. He scooted to the driver seat, pushed the corspe aside, and politely told the corspe, "Sorry, got to drive..." and then kicked the corspe out of the truck.AHAHAHAHAHHA!! I laughed DAMN HARD CAN!! It's just really funny! But to my horror, the entire theatre of people didn't laugh at all... Not funny meh? I think it's very funny leh! At this rate, my movie script will be a total flop lor!!Oh sorry actually my favourite part is Joker dressing up as a NURSE!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! GINGER WIG!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!He very irritating lor keep telling people about his scar stories! Like those pesky evangelists!!Then people not interested to listen he threaten people with his knife! Where got like that one?(END SPOILERS)Ok la I am off to play Mario VS Luigi before I sleepytime. It's 10pm lor! Gross. Zzzzzzz(Comments regarding lawsuit is disallowed) Lawyer's letter Since I've been accused that this is a publicity stunt, and also, since some of you have requested to see it, here is Dawn's lawyer's letter to me.Comments are not allowed. If you wish to tell me anything, please email me instead. xiaxue@gmail.comLoves~! Thanks for the support, guys.UPDATE: Shuyin just told me this entry LOOKS as if I am apologizing. I am not. I am merely showing you the contents of her letter, which includes her desired template for my apology. I repeat. This letter does not in any way represent my decision whether or not to comply to its contents.UPDATE 2: I have blurred out the contacts on the lawyer representing her out of professional courtesy. I am ok! Boohoo! Poor me being threatened with a lawyer's letter!Yes yes, I know my pre-surgery nose is on the cover page of Straits Times!!Gross! They asked me for a photoshoot but I was too tired yesterday so I declined. Oh well!! Totally regret it now!Anyway, I'm gonna go see my lawyer on Monday to discuss the case. We'll see what happens from there then.Gross, ST! Props for the neutral POV (I thought they would be biased coz someone's from Stomp) but boo on the "reigning queens"!!!This whole thing started with me saying I don't want to be compared with her, and it ends with me still being compared to her!! Nabehness.And no, I DO NOT NEED EXTRA HITS. It was maintaining at a steady 20,000 before... Even if it is 50,000 now, the ad prices are still the same! I can definitely report I am not earning any more than usual.Thanks to the people who offered to donate money to help my cause. It is very touching!! Especially to those who offered hundreds... My most generous donor offered $2k!! Mad not!!Comments allowed but heavily moderated as it may affect the lawsuit. You can leave comments pledging your support or your donation and the amount though!! That would be nice!! :D New vid updates!! XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFEI give famous and non-famous hawker food taste tests to see if there is a difference! See, I'm so kind... Now you will know if it's worth it to wait 45 mins for your hokkien mee.CRACK COMEDYThink your job interview was tough? Wait till you check this out!CHICK VS DICKWoo this ep of C vs D is my favourite ever!! Paul and KK try to style each other and it's hilarious!! (Btw the concept also suggest by me hor... I am awesome)That's all for now!! Be Absolutely You Advertorial sponsored by Kimberly ClarkOk here's a fair warning... BOYS GO AWAY! This is a girl's entry and purely for females only!I told you to go away!!Fine! Read it if you want! I'm gonna be talking about PERIODS!Frankly, I hate having my period. Everytime it arrives, it reminds me of my early secondary school days when I would get cramps so horrific I can honestly just faint man!But thinking back now, I realised I don't really hate periods that much anymore. They are more of a come-and-go thing for me and don't really bother me much.Gone are the secondary school days of staining skirts! And why am I the one who's always washing people's skirts for them as they hide in the toilet??! (BTW I once used chalk/liquid paper to cover up my stain coz my uniform was white. Haha... My mother wasn't pleased.)As medicine is invented for my cramps, other things are also invented that are a God-sent.Such as pads so thin:Kotex Soft and Smooth Ultrathin with wings(Amazing hor...? And ultra absorbent too!)The experience of having my period has come a long way since Feb 6 1995 when I first got it.Yes! I still remember the exact date ok! I ran to my mother and told her, expecting her to hug me and exclaim, "Yes! You are finally a woman my little baby girl!" but she did nothing of that sort.In fact she just nonchalantly gave me a pad.A super thick pad!!Nowadays periods are so much easier. Pads have improved drastically since 1995, and from slim, they become thin, and now... ultrathin!They are no longer so heavy they make your panties look like diapers.They no longer leak from the sides.My grandmama told me that during HER time, when pads were still not invented, women had to use pieces of cloth! And the women had to wash their own cloths coz they cannot afford to waste like that!EWWWWWWW!!Can you imagine?? So yeah I guess we shouldn't complain about the circa 1990s thick pads.There can now be so much freedom when it comes to that time of the month. BE ABSOLUTELY YOU!As long as you use a good brand you can trust (Kotex for me!), you can still go about dancing, jogging etc. No problem. Especially with the super long kind that will never, ever leak. (Unless you are extremely filthy and don't change for 3 days la)And of course, the best thing about having your period is knowing you are not pregnant. Eh... If you are not ready la. Which I am not, so it's always good for me. If you want to get pregnant and you are not.. Well erm... good for your husband/bf I guess!! Ok... awkward... Moving on!I was at Watsons the other day and I saw this on the shelf:Everything is so prettified nowadays!The flora box contains:1) Kotex Soft & Smooth Ultrathin 23cm 20 pcs2) Kotex Soft & Smooth Overnight Ultrathin 28cm 10pcKotex Soft and Smooth Ultrathin pads - 28 cmNow in a minute 5 pc pack!This chic little package is really convenient as it is super tiny and can fit into any small bag! It only has 5 pads inside. It's awesome for travelling.After using up the pads, you can use it...To put your own stuff!I imagine if you buy a lot of these and keep the boxes you can build a mini-cupboard with them. Haha!Can also cam-whore with it!!Hahaha... So boh liao.So anyway, advertorials always end with a bit of goodies for the readers.This one is a DAILY lucky draw!Everyday there is a winner, and you can be a winner more than once!To enter, easy - just call 1800-6222-888!With every purchase of $5 of Kotex Ultrathin products, you can stand to win $100 everyday! This starts from 1st July to the 15th of August - 46 long days.If you still didn't win, fret not! Your entry will then be snowballed for the grand draw of $1,000! Sheesh, I don't mind getting that man. I'd totally get loads of Juicy stuff...! *salivating at the thought*Click!Get Kotex now! As my grandmama always says, don't wait until want to shit then go build the toilet bowl. *nods wisely in agreement*Click to find out more!p/s: Eh hello?? Reason why there are other bloggers blogging about this too is coz it's the advertiser's initiative? Nobody's copying anyone else as the drafts were all sent in before any publishing was done. OH GOD! People can be so stupid. 20 Of My Bestest Purchases!!! Thanks for the comments. Some may not have been published but rest assured I read them all!So far, no lawyer's letter from beautiful Dawn, although she did delete the line on her blog that says she accepts my apology. Oh well!She also added that I upped her hits to 30,000 (I upped mine too! Now 50,000! Who want to advertise??).Since bloggers earn money based on hits, I guess I didn't cause her any losses but instead gave her some gains then, huh?? So what's there to sue about? LOL!! She ought to be thanking me, really!! -insert xanga heart smiley-Oh dear Dawn Wayang is down! Wonder why? Anyway, the new site seems to be up here. I do not endorse anything that's written inside, as they are all lies, it seems to me. Lies! Why do you slander Dawn so, Mr Wayang?? You must be just jealous!Here's a blog entry I wrote halfway a million years ago, to applease you all.*****************Sometimes, you buy some non-descript stuff and it turns out to be so absolutely fantastic and so wu chao suo zhi (value for money) that you just wanna rave about it and tell the whole world!!And these, my lovely blog readers, are the top 20 products!!Of course, there are the very chio stuff too like $10 dresses and all my Juicy products, but these are products that are useful to everyone! By everyone I mean everyone who has a use for them la. Mostly females. Hahaha!1) Electric bug-zapper thingyWhat it is: Metal wires have an electrical current running through them after you turn the apparatus on. Holding the handle, smack or swipe the air where the insect you wish to kill is.Have you ever seen a mosquito that bit you, and as you try to smack it, it flies away, ESCAPING THE HORRIBLE DEATH IT DESERVES???With the Electronic Bug Zapper Racket, that incident happening to you just reduced like 100%.This is what happened to me:- Mozzie bit me.- I saw it land on the side of my couch.- Couch is soft and white.- If I attempt to smack Mozzie it won't die (due to soft surface) and even if it does, couch gets stained.- Take bug zapper.- MOZZIE DIES.The fun doesn't stop with the sadistic pleasure that's associated with bug-killing.Oh no of course not!Not only does the mosquito get electrocuted as it flies unwittingly through the racket, it EXPLODES WITH A LOUD POP AND EMITS A BRIGHT BLUE SPARK!!It's almost like insect fireworks, except much better.The dead mozzie then floats to the floor, where you can pick it up with a tissue and at the same time, squash it to see how much blood it drew from you.Loudly, you can ask the mosquito, "IS IT WORTH IT TO DIE LIKE THIS FOR THIS MEASLY AMOUNT OF MY BLOOD, HUH, HUH?!?!?!"Rhetorical, of course. The mosquito is dead and cannot answer.I bought this racket since around 1 year ago, and the amount of insects it had helped me kill probably consisted of 10% of the insects in the world.It also works on:- Cockroaches (yes it does! Mike killed a baby one just a few weeks ago. As for the adult ones, the racket burns it feelers so it gets disoriented, then you can go ahead and smack it with newspaper.)- Golden beetles- Moths (killed after like 7 sparks, one with each of its feeble attempts to escape, until it decides death is better)- Baby lizards (never tried on bigger ones)- Flies- Flying ants- Humans you don't likeHiyah it can be used on ANYTHING LAH! And the best part is, the racket doesn't seem to get dirty! I thought with each kill the racket is going to get steadily more and more disgusting, but it seems to look just as pristine as the blessed day I bought it.Available at: Mustafa and other neighbourhoodish household stores. I even saw pink ones can!? Requires D-sized batteries but can be used for a long time unless you stay at some insect-infested place. $3 or something cheap like that.2) Guardian Extra-Large Cotton TipsOn the shelf, hidden innocently among it's inferior friendsA comparison to normal-sized Q-tipsWhat it is: Extra-large wad of cotton on top of a plastic stick. Feel free to use it to dig anything.I don't know who set the standard size for cotton buds, but it is too fucking small!! Cmon, whose ear crevice is that tiny?Guardian decided it's time for a revolution!!When I first saw the XL cotton buds, I wanted to get it coz I use cotton buds to clean my nostrils (since, fragile from the nose job I can't dig them) and the normal buds are simply too small and flimsy!Then, I put another one into my ear to try.3 secs later I shouted at Mike, "BABY YOU HAVE TO TRY USING THIS!!!"It was really fun to watch coz he was groaning and making shiok faces, hahaha!We never looked back since and now, we scoff at normal-sized cotton buds.You know what they say... "Once you go black you can't go back"! Same theory.Available at: Guardian of course. $1.953) Illegal extension cordWhat it is: A pink and chio extension cordI bought this at some random neighbourhood appliance shop, so I don't know where you can get it, but it's only 5 bucks!!And it's transparent pink, and and... it can plug in any sort of plug, including the US ones!!NO MORE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE STUPID 2-PIN PLUGS.However, I've heard horror stories about the illegal cords exploding and burning down houses before... It seems to work fine for me leh! And it's pink so it's matchy matchy my room! :DAvailable at: I really don't know where you can find it, but I bought it along Bedok reservior road.4) Earring/assorted rubbish holderHanging on my wardrobe doorWhat it is: A little flat baggie with a multitude of transparent compartments that can be used to put whatever you like.After years and years of searching, I've found the best storage solution for earrings!!Before this, I put my earrings on those metal rolley things, like this:Unfortunately, the problem with those things is that it uses to much space to be put into cupboards, and if you leave it on a table it will get very dusty and dirty.Worst of all, the earrings after a while start to rot because of the humidity in the air!!Tadah!! Solution!! This way it won't take up much space at all, and you can see all the earrings at one go without having to spin!!Wait till you hear the price.Available at: DAISO outlets!! $2 of course!! CHEAP CHEAP!!5) Bioessense face-lifting creamWhat it is: Amazing moisturizer that can make your face slim down.I don't know if it works for everyone, but this magical cream has a measuring tape inside it to guarantee that your face will lose at least 1 cm after usage!! Amazing not!!Qihua swears by it.Only problem is that it is a tad oily. I only use it on the sides of my face when I feel extra fat.Available at: City Plaza's those rubbish perfume stores you know? $28. At Watsons or Guardian also have... $40 there!6) Nintendo DS LiteWhat it is: Portable game consoleBest purchase EVER!!!So far not a day of my life has been bored since I have my DS Lite to accompany me through queue-waiting, shitting-time, etc!!I've introduced... 8 people to buy the DS, and everyone loves it!!! (NINTENDO PLEASE REWARD ME DUH!!!)Besides awesome games like Super Mario/Phoenix Wright (playing Apollo Justice now, for those of you who know. It's awesome!! thanks Timmy!!)/bomberman/Mario kart etc etc etc, the DS can also be used to play songs and videos!Is it more fun than the PSP? Yes, I'd definitely say so, and everyone who owns both consoles all agree with me.Comes in a variety of fun colours so there is one for everyone!!Baby pink (mine, but without crystals of course)Baby blueWhiteBlackRed and BlackSilverMetallic Rose (like reddish brown colour)Navy BlueYellow (limited edition only avail in Japan's Pokemon centers)I LOVE MY DS SO MUCH! I never ever leave the house without it.Available at: Sim Lim, or other electronic stores. Around $310 for everything included - $210 for empty set without R4 card or memory card.7) Sofy Double Fresh Pantyliner(Boys please skip to 8, oh wait that's a hair curler...)What it is: Double layer panty liner!! Rhymes too!I don't know about girls who don't use panty liners, but girls who do, swear by them. I'm one of them!What we hate though, is when you had a long day, and you wanna have a change of liners, but didn't bring any.A genius at Sofy then thought, "Well, since pantyliners are so goddamn cheap, why not stick two layers as one?"It is an amazing idea!!!Now, if you feel like the first layer is dirty, just peel it off, and there you go... second layer spanking clean!!Not only that... if you get your period on the first layer... Don't fret; just peel!If you go into a coffee shop toilet and there is no toilet paper?At the very least you have always your top layer of liner to wipe on. :) (OEI! Stop judging me! Better than don't wipe right?!?!?)Available at: Guardian/Watsons. $3 like that for 52 pieces.8) Braun hair curlerWhat it is: A portable hair curler, for curling on-the-go.Does your curled hair always go limp in the middle of the day? Or are you always late because you are curling your hair before leaving the house?Now you don't have to be!! Hair curling can now be done on the taxi (or on the MRT/bus if you are more buay paiseh) to save you precious make-up time!Not only that, if preverts try to molest you you can stuff this hot tong up their asshole!!Or... You can meet your date on time, then quickly disappear into the toilet for 15 mins and come back out with amazing hair. Isn't it so awesome?!Comes with safety lid, so after using you can put it straight back into your bag.Now Braun came up with a straightening iron that's portable too!! I love them all!Available at: I bought mine at Mustafa. $89 or something...9) Sally Hansen Hard As Wraps nail polishWhat it is: Extra hard nail polish from Sally HansenThere is no arguing what the best nail polish is. OPI, of course! But OPI only gives very vivid, long-lasting colours... not sure about the strength.Sally Hansen's HARD AS WRAPS nail polish is damn amazing though!! It is ALMOST like acrylic nails... it is so goddamn hard!!Nail breakages no more!Expensive though, but still much cheaper than acrylic.Available at: Guardian? Watsons? Everywhere also have la... $17 I think.10) Banana Boat tanning oil in SPF 4What it is: Your secret to an awesome tanIt's an open secret. Have you been to the beach/pool and seen loads of tanned, golden bodies lazing around?Beside them is always this little bottle of tanning elixir.How do I get my tan? Banana boat la!My favourite activity is to go to my condo's pool with girlfriends (or gay friends) and laze around.Armed with...11) Creative Zen Stone PlusAnother good product! Despite the dumb name, this is a totally awesome MP3 player! $99 only!Pictured here with my $75 Sennheiser baby pink ear phones (zhng-ed with diamantes) which are also super awesome and totally worth its price.The best thing about it is that it has a really good speaker for such a tiny player. I love to put the speaker to max volume and listen to disgusting Chinese pop songs. I don't care if other pool dwellers (usually none as people got to work) don't like it. They can buy their own Stone Plus if they want!!Anyway, I don't use earphones at the pool because my hands are all oily!Batteries last for around 4 hours playing on the speaker, no problem.Better than iPod coz I don't need to use bloody iTunes to upload songs! (Drag and drop)So anyway, as I was saying about my favourite activity...I like to laze beside the pool, half submerged in water, listening to music, and gossiping with girlfriends/Mike.The sun will be a-shining and I will become steadily more golden... then beside me... a bowl of Nissin XO seafood cup noodles bought and cooked from my condo's convenience store, and a bottle of ice-cold Vanilla coke.ULTIMATE BLISS MAN!!Back to banana boat.Comes in varying tanning n00bness starting from SPF 8 (if I am not wrong.. green cap) to SPF 4, to SPF 0 (red cap) for hardcore tanner!SPF 0 tends to give me sunburn, so I usually stick to 4, unless T-I-N-S. (Tanning lingo: There Is No Sun)Is it possible to tan without the oil? No... not for me anyway. I just turn lobster red and peel afterwards. But not with the oil. Turn golden!Here's a little trick. Instead of spraying onto your body, which in my opinion wastes a lot of the oil, spray into your palms and rub it onto your skin. Remember to reapply every half hour!Available at: Watsons and Guardian. $11.12) Nail polish remover bottleWhat it is: Bottle for nail polish removerSelf-explanatory. Press down and remover comes up.Hate that whole process where I open and close the cap of the polish remover while removing nail polish, then finally, spill the whole bottle. Don't laugh! Happened many times! Very smelly and melts plastic lor!!Available at: Sasa. Around $3??13) ApplicatorsWhat it is: How applicators should all beFinally! Someone realised that applicators without caps are staining things left right center!Now you don't have to find a particular applicator for a particular colour. All on one jolly good stick.Available at: Sasa again. I think its $3.80.14) Energizer book lightWhat it is: A portable book lightGot a sleeping someone beside you but you want a book to read before going to bed?This is perfect!Also good for scaring your partner by shining under your face, if you want.Batteries lasted me for half a year and still going strong.Available at: Giant/Carrefour. $13+ if I'm not wrong.15) Panasonic EpilatorWhat it is: A portable epilator! God bless engineers!Finally! The day has arrived! Epilators are really a god-sent.For those of you who don't know - epilators pluck out hairs, except it's a many at a time. A spinning mechanism kiaps the hairs as you roll the epilator across your skin. Voila! Hairless armpits! In 2 mins or less!It sounds painful, but imho, better than plucking right?What's even better than corded epilators? Cordless ones!Available at: I don't know. Courts? I forgot the price but it's like $60. Awesome for travelling.16) Daiso blushersWhat it is: Cheapest blushers ever$2 blushers. Colours look awful here but look good when applied (not heavily la of course).Light pink on the apples of the cheek, and the dark ones to accentuate cheekbones. I love them!!Available at: Daiso la! $2 each!17) Sally Hansen Creme Hair BleachWhat it is: Your solution to an ungainly moustache.Black eyebrows look DISGUSTING when you have dyed brown/blonde hair.So dye your brows too!Why pay so much to dye your brows at Browhaus (whatever that place is called) when you can DIY at home?Just bleach them until they turn the colour of your hair (range from dark brown to blonde la... obviously not colours like purple/red), and wash off!Excess can be used to also bleach your moustache, arm hairs, pubes etc if you want. Hahaha!Available at: Mustafa. $13 or something. Can be used many times, unless you have an extremely thick unibrow...18) Daiso wire bindsWhat it is: Binds up ugly wires!Remember that incident where a dead lizard was trapped in the midst of my computer wires and was radiating the worst smell ever??From then on I had enough of long wires/cords!! Why the hell do they always have to be so bloody LONG anyway?Bind up everything with these cute colourful binds, and everything will be much neater and of course, not tangled!Available at: Daiso. $2! That place is awesome.19) Set of Harry Potter booksWhat it is: Best books everOk, I just had to add these in. I love my Harry Potter books and have read each one at least 10 times already. I now read from 1-7, stop for a few weeks, then start from 1 again. It never gets boring!Everyone should own a set!Available at: All reputable book stores. Price? You can put a price to the joy Harry Potter books can bring you.Lastly...20) OSIM uVibeWhat it is: An extra-strong neck massagerI'll let the website explain:Ahem! It can be used in the following places...I personally like using it on my sole. Hahaha!!I'm not sure if this is still available. The last time I checked, back in January mind you (my gf wanted one), the uVibe was sold out throughout Singapore! I didn't know quite so many people had sore necks like me.Available at: Osim stores. Don't buy from Mustafa as it is $89 there. Normal Osim stores only $69, or something like that.That's it! Have fun shopping!p/s: Yesterday I got my third XIAO SAN YUAN!! It was the shiokest game every lor!! First I got 2 of my own flowers.. MONEY!Then got 1 more animal...Then I GANG a 7 tong after ponging... MONEY!Then I pong a hong zhong...Then I self-GANG a fa cai! MONEY~!!After I gang the fa cai, I got left 4 cards inside...1 Bai ban, 2 Yi Tong, and 1 Er TongTHEN I DREW ANOTHER BAI BAN!! Of course I throw the er tong right?So wait Bai ban and Yi tong la!!Then Chups (the guy I was playing with) throw the yi tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yay!!Major win a lot of money!!and let me count... 3 flowers, pong pong, half colour, xiao san yuan... 10 doubles is it??I know. SOOoooo not interesting for non-mj-ers. Whatever!!! Makes me happy to read it! 1,2,3... poof Hello ya all!As you may, or not may not, have noticed, I've decided to delete all Dawn-related entries.This thing has been implicating too many other people (such as Arissa and Royston and etc etc)... this is my main reason.Reason 2 is that I guess Dawn is in enough shit as it is. I may dislike her (online persona), but I don't have a bloody heart of stone. I've been lectured by people (irl), and I guess I don't have to be so... relentless. I feel a bit bad. I was very annoyed by Noel when I wrote the 3rd entry, I guess.Reason 3 is that I don't want to face a potential lawsuit. I don't have the time for this. Blah blah blah be brave fight her etc... You go and fight la! It's not you, of course easy for you to say. Lao niang got no money lor! Right now my bank got about 3k, hire semi LJ lawyer!? I mean, of course Dawn could still be going ahead with it la, but there's nothing I can do about that now. If I become bankrupt Wongsie told me that I cannot go JB (or overseas for that matter)... Have to apply for permit coz they will be scared that I flee the country!Oh god suddenly had an image of myself giving away my prized possessions such as my sidekick, computer, accessories drawer, fluffy pink puff balls etc all to cackling men in suits.So yup. Good for you if you've seen them, too bad if you didn't. Maybe you ought to read my blog like every 2 hours!And I don't care if you think I'm contradicting myself or that you think I'm being cowardly. Sometimes, people have to do the things they don't wish to do.Here's a few hugeass pictures to pretend to change the topic:In the car on the way to Le Papillion during my birthday. I know! It's a crazily long time ago.It was a simpler time, and I was gleeful because I wasn't the one who had to navigate, as it is my day afterall. :)Outside the restaurant, which shut down already.My dress is so short."Oh god!" you exclaim. "Are these pictures all going to be of you only? How dull!"No... There's a photo of Mike and like 3 of food. Hahaha!!Bye le papillion...If I blogged about you earlier maybe you won't be gone now...Me! I keep asking Mike to take more photos coz on the camera they look ugly, but I publish them all coz I can photoshop pure magic. Ha!Our seafood soup. Crazily nice!Mike's pastaBelieve it or not, this is my passport photo! I took it myself and photoshopped it to death a wee bit but the ICA still approved it! Hahaha!Just so you now know, you are allowed to bleach your hair, wear coloured contacts, and crazily thick make-up in your IC photo. No problem.Last pic.Ta! Comments allowed, or disallowed, according to my mood after I read through them tomorrow morning. I've noticed that as time goes by the comments left seem to be more and more stupid. Seems like a lot of irrelevant people are now talking when they don't even know what the hell was going on.The most hilarious has to be that Dawn and I were making this up for news.Ha. I don't think so. And no, didn't earn a single cent from it.(Actually someone DID donate to me $20 on paypal saying she's totally willing to pay for a good show, but that's it...)Anyway, since Dawn did not reply, I will cease to comment on this issue from now on.I'd like to blog about something else, but nothing much interesting is happening, so maybe later, eh?I'd like to also add that I am not moderating comments and have not been checking them (they are moving WAY too fast!!) so I don't know what you people are saying in them... Any comment that's not left by me by no means represents my opinion, and are not to be believed unless it is accompanied by solid proof.For example, do not leave irresponsible comments such as so-and-so is fucking for money. That's not nice for ANY female, and certainly baseless. I honestly don't think Dawn would resort to that. Mr. R is a pretty outgoing and funny person, and I do not think it is impossible that a girl will date him for things other than his wealth.I try my best to delete baseless and irresponsible comments, but that is dependent on me seeing them.I'm going to watch an ep of Gossip Girl on sidereel.com, than gonna sleepytime!!Good night ya all!!xoxoUPDATE: Stupid people are really annoying!!! Comments moderated. For ALL posts. And yes, comments daring me to delete them WILL be deleted. How easy is that? *Poof* gone. Yet another update - And I am not happy Ok, here we go! First of all, comments are not disabled, don't worry! It's just that right now Haloscan is down (ok it's up again).In response to Dawn's kindly acceptance of my insincere (deemed by her) apology, I'd like to say a few things.This is going to be a long, long entry. And also, since I do not want to be shot with another law threat, I will prefix every other sentence with "I think".All the following are my personal opinions, and as I am highly untrustworthy, I urge the public to not believe anything I say as they are mostly ficticious. Even those things I should mention later are facts are not facts. They are stories spun by myself as I am a little mentally demented. Now I can begin.First;Dawn sent me an email today. Since she is so venomously hated right now, I think it's only fair I show you all her, erm, vulnerable side.To be honest, I felt a bit guilty when I saw this.But fact is, Dawn, I do not like you - to put as plainly as possible.I think you trample on every value that I base my whole life on, such as Honesty, Candidness, Bravery, Individuality, and Sincerity, among others. Till this day, I think, you still insist you never went under the knife. I think I've seen you lie about this on tape. I simply cannot respect that.I think your blog persona amplifies suppositious fronts, hypocrisy, as well as what I detest the most: The lust for money rather than for the passion of blogging and making your voice heard.It irks me, and I can't pretend I am not irked.Nonetheless, whatever I think of you, I've always treated you with politeness, as you were always civil to me.Numerous times in the past, I have also defended you and told your detractors that you are mild and harmless in real life. Plastic surgery is one's personal choice, and people who have something to say against it ought to fuck off.However, dislike is not something I can control, although I can and have told you why I feel so.You don't have to feel offended. I dislike a whole truckload of other people... In fact, it's tough to find me someone I like.In my opinion, rather than bad-mouthing you behind your back and gossiping about you, I felt that telling the truth is always the better option.I am sorry if you felt hurt from the blog entry you forced me to delete, but don't take it personally. Or do, if you wish to. The blog entry is not written by me, your acquaintance, but me, A BLOGGER - just like how reporters of papers are not being personal when they write bad press about stars.You can hate me if you want. Just stop being nice, coz I don't want to be fakely nice to someone I don't like, and you being nice totally throws me off. o_OOK, You weren't nice on your blog. That's cool then.As for seeing each other in future, I have no intentions of salvaging a friendship, or going through the painful pretense of small-talk. Just ignore me completely, as you would ignore someone you don't like. I'd do the same.*You can see I highlighted the last statement in that email.Dawn claims she never saw her manager's nasty emails to me.Noel!!! You are doomed lor! Now, I think, even your artiste paiseh to be associated with you!Or is she? You judge for yourself the series of emails that were sent from Noel to me (and vice versa), that Dawn was cc-ed in.Not 1... not 2... But 7.At least 7, since I omitted some.When? Since yesterday at 8pm.Count with me!1234(Also highlighted what a boot-licking asswipe I think Noel is.Stay for his artiste in a heartbeat! When boss is cc-ed in the email!And some more try to preach to me!)56And the last7And just to clarify, MY agency is prefectly polite, patient, reasonable, and professional. So no Dawn, I do not KNOW HOW AGENCIES CAN GET.Maybe Dawn didn't read those emails before she opened her email wrote her email to me. Huh? Possible?Now that we've got the niceties out of the way, we can start tackling the things she wrote on her latest blog entry.1) I've got rabid fans.OH GOD! No... not rabid fans again?! So... Everyone who hates Dawn is automatically my "fan"?(I don't have stupid fans! I am a writer. I have READERS. I'd never call people "fans"... A bit bu yao lian...)2) I can sue XLX but she cannot sue me.XLX posted up photos of me with photoshopped cum-shots on my face, repeatedly said I am a cheap whore, etc... I realllllllly don't see a parallel there.3) If I had the guns to write about it, why not stick to it?You are right Dawn... I cannot prove certain things. I certainly can't rope Jacky Wu in to testify in court, although he might bring some hilarity to my life if he does.The statements I made were of my personal opinions. Maybe the rumours were wrong. But Dawn, I have to make this clear. I NEVER STATED THOSE 6 POINTS AS FACTS.But if you want facts right?Here... I've give you FACTS. By "facts" I actually mean lies spun by myself.a) I think you never did join 98.7FM as a DJ, right? Isn't that the same as saying you failed to join?b) I expressed incredulity that you earn your proclaimed amount. I never said it is a fact that you do not earn so much. I said, even if you do, it's probably from "hidden sneaky advertorials".Is this fact? I think yes, it is.Can I prove it? Yes, I think I can.How? An advertiser sent me an email asking me for an advertorial. I rejected it. A few days later, it was shown on your blog, urging people to give the service a try.No hint that this was a paid mention was on your blog.Is it because you did it out of goodwill? A simple check with the advertiser will suffice.c) Who you went on the Valentine's Day Bali trip with, is fact.Let's call him Mr. R.How do I know this?Because I met Mr. R. at Zouk. Twice.Mr R is 40+, I think. I've heard from some sources he is married, from some sources he is divorced, and from some sources he is single. Nobody knows! But he is extremely wealthy.Mr. R was very happy to show everyone present, including 2 other witnesses, his digicam. In the digicam are pictures of Dawn and him. The photos include those of Dawn and him hugging in what I deem to be intimate poses (ie hands wrapped around waist).I saw this with my own eyes, and so did two other people who were with me.Whether or not Dawn had any relations with him is of course not something I can say.Enough of the facts (ie lies I spun)... Let's go back to her entry.4) I'd rather spend the money on Juicy CoutureAHHHHHH!! Super chioness! I just bought this from neimanmarcus.com!!Sorry, you where saying?5) 2 big bloggers going out together,what fun that could have been.............WOAH! Sorry girl... Don't remember seeing you on Technorati's top 100 blogs of the world......7)... spiteful incident where she posted pictures of herselfgleefully throwing away the"Mandarin Cool" campaign postcardswith me on them.Here it is. Go read if you want!IS IT SPITEFUL? AM I?The postcard reads that Dawn usurped me as the hottest blogger in Singapore!As I have proven in that blog entry, there is no quantifiable measurement of "hotness", and therefore I cannot be usurped!Who gave them this statement to put into the postcard?Perhaps it was somebody who keeps harping on this "hottest blogger" title?I do not think I was being spiteful at all.Why should I allow this postcard to be spread and have let people have this wrong idea that Dawn is the hottest blogger?It is not true, and detrimental to my reputation and directly responsible for my potential income.Furthermore, I was nice and chose to give Dawn the benefit of doubt that:- She did not supply the Mandarin campaign people with that information;- She did not check and allow it to be published.These are very unlikely situations, yet I chose not to blame her.I THOUGHT I WAS ALL BENEVOLENT AND KINDLY!! WHAT??Was I being spiteful??????? SPITEFUL TOWARDS WHO??She's spiteful towards ME lor! She wants such untruths about me to be spread!7) I penned hate sites before,and therefore I am responsible for Dawn Wayang.NOW YOU BE CAREFUL THERE DAWN! If you are not careful I could sue you for libel!Fortunately for you, I will fight with my bare hands.Let me come clean on the blinkmummy/xlx impersonation thing. I should have done so LONG ago, and bravely stepped up to avoid all the shit. But nonetheless, never too late!Here's what happened. Skip it if you are not interested.One day, 2 other girl bloggers and I were having a drink at Wala Wala. During which, we gossiped about this other blogger called Blinkymummy. We all don't like her, although I never heard about her for ages... Dunno she die already not.Anyway... So, in a little of a drunken stupor, we said, let's set up a "hate site" for her!!One of the bloggers is a good friend of mine.So back at home, we giggled on MSN, and did up the "hate site".I used my own blogger account to do so.As a joke, my friend and I thought we would use our own hate site owners' names, namely Xialanxue and her nemesis', to do write the site.I loosely term it a "hate" site, but it is not. Unlike other hate sites where lies or bad facts of people are exposed, the site was just a joke. A spoof. It was not meant to harm Blinkymummy's reputation.Included are childish drawings of BM's "byebye"... a 30 year old vulva so long it looks like an octopus and is used as a broom. I know!My friend's so mature, haha!Of course, I contributed as well. But I don't remember what I wrote la...I cannot remember the exact sequel of things, but this spoof site we created was not meant to be sneaky. I was prepared 100% to tell people I was involved in doing it. What! It's funny what! It was a joke between us girls. It was not meant for everyone to see.Anyway, XLX got wind of it, and blew it up into a humongous deal.Say that I dunno what IMPERSONATE him (I spoofed him, he is not important enough to be impersonated), and that I am a hypocrite because I said I hate Hate sites and yet I set up one anonymously!I admit I was afraid. I was afraid to come clean because people were all already insulting me. But as time has now proven, the truth is always the best defence.So anyway, I had to consider that if this thing blows up, it is not only ME getting the heat, but also my two other friends, correct?Therefore we decided the best course of action is to deny we did it.Right move? Terribly wrong. So anyhow, they managed to prove I wrote it, and blah blah blah etc. Even more afraid and of course I don't dare to say I co-created the site right?Anyway, that's cleared up now.No more lies, and NO DAWN, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF YOUR HATE SITE - http://xanga.com/dawn_wayang.This I swear upon the lives of my unborn children.You've got to be kidding me right? Don't update my own blog and go and update your hate site? Got so boh liao or not?But in any case, the hate site is quite smashingly written, I must say. Witty! I do like it! It does have a little of my style. :) Which is an awesome style!!8) I am upset over being called a prefectand she, the school belle.Siao. I never said I was upset over that.I am just disgusted that, you, I think, pretended not to be pleased to be called the school belle and wanted to be valedictorian. That's all.9) We have a few similarities.No Dawn... We are not similar.I did though, find someone quite (but not quite) similar to you.She is Arissa.A little introduction.Arissa (Zhen Shan) is a Singaporean girl who is studying in the states. She's extremely pretty, and comes from a very wealthy family.She is 100% natural, and a friend of mine. Not close, but we do sometimes talk a bit online.Since Arissa was in secondary school, according to KK, she was already infamous in Singapore. Already gorgeous since a young age, all the boys school and girls school people of their batch know her - and I dunno if KK is exaggerating as usual or not la, but she was saying how Arissa's features were perfect and she has naturally rosy cheeks that glow and be seen from a distance... etc etc.Arissa's not only gorgeous, her lifestyle is enviable. She has all the gorgeous brands, hangs out with loads of famous people, and was in Vanness's MTV too.Not only that, she has immense style and character. She's not your traditional shu nu. AND she is nice and smart.Why is Zhen Shan not a famous celebrity yet? My guess is that she doesn't crave it. She's not a famewhore, unlike somebody...Well... Does Arissa sounds like someone people would want to copy?I would say definitely.I, for one, was inclined to pierce my helix coz she looks so nice with it.But how far would one go to copy somebody else? To sacrifice all their individuality to BE someone else?This is Arissa.100% natural - no PlasticI won't post up too many of her photos since she is a really private person, but these photos are on her website, so I guess it should be ok.If you want me to take it off ZS, please don't hesitate to email me: xiaxue@gmail.com. I didn't see you online so I can't ask you!!And here's Dawn, when she first got "famous":Coloured contacts? Check.Eyebrows thick and brushed downwards? Check.Head tilted down? Check.Pursed lips? Check.Similarities do not end here.And they most certainly don't START from there either!Even as a toddler......... they look alike.If that's Dawn real, unphotoshopped baby photo, that is.How would I know? I'm just a bystander.Is this Dawn?She never specified on her blog. How Eurasian-looking!Feel like stroking one and beating the other one up...Dawn's purple BalenciagaArissa's purple Balenciaga...Oops! I mean Balenciagas. With an S.But of course, it's just a bag.Dawn's allowed to have the same bag as Arissa!Arissa's stuff, posted eons ago.And below, Dawn's stuff.Do note the bluish colour tone of the picture(s).Arissa's sports car. There is no need to say what it is (you can make a guess from the logo, huh?) - it surely one-ups...Dawn's CLK or SLK whatever it is.Freaky, huh?Doesn't stop there.Place Arissa is in?California, LAPlace Dawn was in when she started her site?California, LA*Arissa's school?USCPlace Dawn said she was studying in?USC*Arissa likes...Murakami and dark fairytales.Dawn likes...Murakami and dark fairytales. I think. I'm sure I read this somewhere before.*Arissa photos are of...Her clubbing and the occasionalwhimsical thing she sees/drawsDawn's photos are of...Her clubbing and herdelusions, I think.*Arissa writes...In a whimsical way like [ t h i s ]//.Dawn writes...Well. I think enough of the comparisons. It's never ending.Which is why Dawn says... Don't compare!And, my friends... one more for the night:I THINK, before she got noticed Dawn used to go to Arissa's website and left comments on the noticeboard.I THINK she then stopped leaving comments one day, and disappeared.I THINK when she reappeared, she was a mini Arissa... but a fake one. Tries hard to imitate, but fails in every.single.respect.The above is purely my opinion.Lastly, about the armpits... I am sorry!! I thought that was a boob job incision scar. It appears you merely have a dirty armpit.p/s: Wanbao called. They seem to want to focus on me cursing cancer on Dawn (it's a joke yo! Can't take a joke?!?) rather than any rumours on Dawn. I'm telling ya they hate me! Let's see how it turns out tomorrow.UPDATE:TWO MORE PHOTOS A BLOG READER SENTArissa's websiteDawn's websiteRight.Also... I don't think I'm being mean. I anyhow blogged some stuff, and I got slapped with a law suit. It would have ended there, but threatening to sue me was cowardly. So this time round I only write things I have proof of lor... Rather, my opinions with the proof that I base my opinions on. You don't have to believe me.And as for how Dawn would feel... How's that my responsibility? She has multiple other sites all saying exactly the same things, in even worse languages. I am merely repeating them. If she doesn't wish for people to say these things about her, she has a blog, two hands, a brain, and she can defend herself - just like how she did by casting doubt on my credibility with the mentions of my hate site incident.p/p/s: Please do not involve Arissa in this. Any comments that compromises on Arissa's privacy (ie her website, personal info, etc), or negative about her, will be immediately deleted. I'm sure you all understand. Thanks! :) An update I'm sure everyone is curious what's happening now.At around 9.30pm last night, I retracted my entry and put up an "apology" for Dawn, as you all have seen.Why? Because defamation laws are very biased towards the plaintiffs in Singapore. A lot of the things I said in the deleted entry might be true, but I am not be able to prove them, despite many of you sending me valuable information and offering witnesses. :)Dawn's modelling agency, Looque, requested I retract and apologize to avoid a lawsuit, and so I did.Well, this morning I woke up to 2 more emails from Dawn's manager (among many, many phone calls and emails since yesterday) saying that my apology is insincere (on the contrary, it is very, very sincere), and nitpicking on the word "apparently".Is it not apparent? I thought it is!He also left 2 more comments on the previous entry under the name Noel - calling me riff-raff. Riff-raff... Common people. Lower class people.I guess, Dawn and him are the upper class then? Hmmm... Go search and read if you wish. How very professional.With the threat of a lawsuit, he informed me that Dawn is still very upset (very concerned), unsatisfied with my apology and retraction, and wants me to:1) Remove all comments.2) Include this following line:"I, Xia Xue, realise that I do not have the right to post up my opinion, and hearsay from other bloggers as facts."Wow. Is this guy FOR REAL? I do not have the rights to post up my opinion? Why don't you make me go on bended knee and eat a pile of shit in front of you while at this? Here's my blog userid and password. Go ahead! Take it! It's your blog now!Here's my opinion of YOU, Noel. I think... You are a first-class ass-rimmer. I can't prove that of course, but that's what I conclude from your emails.BLOGGERS HAVE A RIGHT TO POST UP THEIR OPINIONS. THAT'S WHAT BLOGS ARE FOR. Not like that of your client's, I'm sure.In the blog comment he left he contradicts himself:"I have no qualms about Wendy stating her opinions as I for one feel very strongly about people being able to do so."Riight... So it's ok if I say... Example: "Dawn's deluded and living in her lies"? That's a question!! It's not that I mean. I just asked if it's ok to state my opinions like that. Is it ok?Here's my response to him regarding his request for me to remove my comments, including those anti-me and pro-dawn (not that many):YOU ASK DAWN TO DELETE ALL NEGATIVE COMMENTS OF ME FROM HER BLOG TOO.That's only fair, isn't it?After that, you ask her to apologize SINCERELY to me, and state the following in this exact template:I moderated and allowed libelous comments of Xiaxue including:1) Xiaxue is jealous2) Xiaxue is slutty3) Xiaxue is a bimbo4) Xiaxue is cheap5) Xiaxue is a geylang whore6) Xiaxue is positively disgusting7) Xiaxue is a tranny8) Xiaxue is insecure9) Xiaxue is a hobbit.when I have nothing to substantiate these allegations.I would like to apologise to Xiaxue for any harm or distress I may have caused her.I can prove in court, well, some... of those are not true, particularly that one of a hobbit. They are mystical creatures created by Tolkien and not real.Fortunately, I am not a petty little bitch and I am magnanimous enough to allow Dawn to allow such dauntingly hurtful comments about me.I am sorry I cannot control what people wish to say about Dawn.But if you wish, I can fulfil for you the part where I delete pro-Dawn comments though, because that's not much work. Do you wish it?If you want to see the comments deleted, here's what you can do. I've complied a list of the IP addresses some people who wrote bad stuff about Dawn, and you can go ahead and threaten to sue them all:IP: 218.186.13.1IP: 220.255.7.198IP: 124.13.103.13IP: 68.224.232.121IP: 220.255.7.198IP: 165.21.155.9IP: 220.255.7.231IP: 218.186.13.1IP: 76.69.248.19IP: 202.172.242.86IP: 220.255.7.238IP: 220.255.4.136IP: 218.186.12.11IP: 165.21.154.68IP: 74.68.42.78IP: 165.21.154.109IP: 165.21.155.74IP: 220.255.7.242IP: 220.255.7.216IP: 118.100.14.148IP: 124.168.62.33IP: 24.81.3.46IP: 99.140.232.245IP: 156.26.119.17IP: 74.64.33.91IP: 218.186.13.1IP: 220.255.7.236IP: 132.181.72.33IP: 24.234.63.185IP: 69.119.72.175IP: 74.68.42.78IP: 76.235.117.230IP: 218.208.231.165IP: 218.186.12.8IP: 218.186.13.1IP: 97.96.29.18Let me know if you want the next, like 300.Correct what. Why can Dawn allow bad comments of me on her blog but I can't do the same?I quote from his email:Now Wendy, since everyone will know it's (the apology) forced, this would make things a lot easier, and to hopefully end this soon I have decided to spoonfeed you on what exactly you can do and write to end this now.Unfortunately, Noel, I am not your puppet and I will not be "spoonfed" by anyone, least of all you, a mere manager to a nobody.NATO. No action, talk only. What a bunch of bullies.Any lawyers reading this are welcome to email me if you wish to help.Feel free to leave comments, but beware! I'll give away your IP addresses!! Hahaha A revelation of feelings THIS BLOG ENTRY HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO AN IMPENDING LAWSUIT.APPARENTLY, THE POINTS 1) That Tinsel Management dropped Dawn, 2) That Dawn had failed to join 98.7FM as a DJ, 3) That Dawn lied about an offer by Jacky Wu, 4) That Dawn has breast implants and armpit scars, 5) That she lied about how much she was earning, and 6) That she had lied about her heritage.ARE ALL NOT BASED ON FACT.I APOLOGISE FOR THE DISTRESS THAT THIS DELETED ENTRY MIGHT HAVE CAUSED DAWN YANG, AND HOPE SHE GETS CANCER. JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100% KIDDING!! I MEAN I WISH HER NOTHING BUT WELL.****************************Video updates!!XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE!Let me show you the correct way to kill and cook live crabs!!In between the crab escapes.Does he succeed in pinching me? Find out.CHICK VS DICKI love this episode!Kay kay and Paul Twohill battle it out again - this time they have to debate each other! I love seeing Paul piss KK off. And maybe I mention that *ahem* lao niang came up with this debate idea? -smirks-CRACK COMEDYNew show from Clicknetwork.tv! Series of short comic relief clips.First episode stars the gorgeous Debbie Wong! Debbie's really funny in real life and I always thought she should do more comedy. :D This ep is about her loving her laptop a little too much. Pretty nails = Sure sign of a slut I'm sure some of you have seen THIS article.It sort of picked up on my iPhone review and the issue of how people with long nails can't use the iphone, and and... it was featured on the front page of Yahoo.com today!I was even quoted! Madness. Now I HAVE to buy the t-shirt with my awesome quote on it.I didn't know I am such a genius at creating quotable quotes!When I die, I'd be like Woody Allen with tons of websites just there for the sole purpose of passing on my nuggets of wisdom.I'm trying to think up one good quote right now but I can't think of any!Hmmm... How about, "People who die doing dangerous activities (such as attempting to climb Mount Everest as a double amputee/motorbike through 5 fire hoops) totally deserve it." Nope... Too long, too obvious. Maybe next time!I know! How about, "Females with long fingernails are whores"?That's like catchy, and totally true, isn't it?It has got to be, because I read through like 400 of the 3,000 comments (and counting! I'm startled) and I NEVER HAD ANY IDEA SO MANY PEOPLE HATED LONG FINGERNAILS!You would think girls who spend up to $250 doing up their long acrylic nails have been going around scratching people on their eyeballs and murdering little puppies all the time, just by reading how intense these people are in their united hatred for long nails.Almost all of the comments were stating the same, retarded points, stated by mostly angry men:1) CHOP OFF YOUR DAMN NAILS IF YOU WANNA USE THE IPHONE! NODODY IS FORCING YOU TO USE OUR LOVELY HOLY PHONE!Well, it just so happens that maybe, for some unfathomable reason, girls who have longer nails also want to use the iphone?They made laptops smaller and lighter for us, and they made pink ipods for us. I don't see why it's not a legitimate complain, or a legitimate expectation for Apple to come up with a product to suit this market, no?The logic of "If you don't like it you either change to suit the product, or don't buy the product" is completely and utterly RETARDED, not to mention flawed.Going by that logic, no product would ever have been invented.Don't like walking long distances? Well, either get healthier or don't walk! Please!! DO NOT INVENT CARS!It is APPLE that has to improve to fit its consumers, not the other way round.How many nail palours are there and how many Apple shops are there? You do the math and let me know if this is a good enough market for them.Just so you know, people who spend money on doing nails also have quite a bit of disposable income. Surely this is a better crowd to target than filthy self-righteous hippies?2) Girls with long fingernails are high maintenance filthy (and don't forget stupid) whores.Really?3) Yes. And nobody likes whores.You know, it amazes me everytime people hate sluts. I call these girls, including myself, a slut, for the lack of a better word.WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE HATE SLUTS? I have a good theory about this, but it involves a long explanation.Really, this is a very simple logic:Girls who put effort in maintaining their looks are prettier, right? And therefore, since they are prettier and attract more attention, they get more suitors.When they get more suitors, they fall for more boys (it's proportion and math) than say, AN UGLY GIRL WHO DOESN'T SHAVE HER ARMPITS.In a typical situation,Pretty girl - 100 suitors - likes 10% and sleeps with 10.Ugly girl - 0 suitors - likes people who don't sleep with her.Therefore, in contrast, who's the slut?That's not to say that the ugly chick is definitely a Madonna - who's to say she won't have slept with the 100 suitors of the pretty chick if the men wanted to sleep with her?!Why do people keep saying Paris Hilton is a slut? Besides the fact she wears slutty clothes, has a sex tape and flashes her vagina (I say this is attention-seeking and certainly unabashed, but it is not strictly "slutty" as it has nothing to do with her actually having sex), she only dates pretty ok-looking guys who are like shipping heirs (or singers, whatever). (Source from tabloids)Would YOU have sex with a good-looking filthy rich shipping heir/rock god? I would (if I were single), and I am not ashamed to say it!Women find power in men attractive, and if I have my pick of shipping heirs, I think I'd be certainly inclined to sleep with at least some of them!Ok, maybe my example of Paris is not really appropriate, but what I'm saying is, Would Paris Hilton sleep with a different dirty trucker daily?Most probably not.She (I'm guessing) sleeps with eligible cute models often, because they want her! And who can resist cute model-types?HonestlyMy point is, it's much more easy for a pretty girl to be inclined to have sex than an ugly girl, because the pretty girl's choices are way more attractive!!!!!!Logical what!Therefore pretty girls can either be prudes or sluts! There's no in between!And can or should pretty girls be blamed and crucified for fucking attractive men? I SAY NO! WE (yes, included myself) ARE MERELY ACTING ON OUR INSTINCT TO POPULATE THE WORLD WITH GOOD-LOOKING HUMANS!Can ugly people even begin to UNDERSTAND how difficult it is to resist potential very good-looking sex partners?Since it is irrefutable that most of them don't know how that feels like, then they have NO RIGHTS to call ANYONE a slut in a derogatory manner.So now that we have defined what a slut is (ie all girls who put effort into their appearance and have an active sex life), we can further discuss why people hate sluts.And by discuss I mean I tell you, because I am wise beyond my years.This is of course with the exception of home-wrecking/boyfriend-stealing/cheating sluts, who are a different breed altogether.Everyone should love a slut, because sluts are supposed to be easy to get to bed with.Men are most certainly more than happy to do that, and I don't hear them complaining about the nails especially if they happen to grow on a gorgeous girl's hands and are scratching his back in a toe-curling orgasm.So the slutty girls don't hate sluts, and the men don't hate sluts. Then who hates sluts?1) Ineligible men. The rest of the men whom even the sluts don't wanna sleep with. Bitter, and utterly jealous, they learn to relate things this way:Chick with elaborate nails -> probably outgoing, gonna have suitors -> Not going to sleep with me -> Remembers past humiliation of being rejected by such girls -> HATE HER! -> I don't want her anyway, she's a dirty whore (lie).2) Lazy women. I say lazy women because at this time and age, being ugly for females is no longer a birthright. You wanna have babies, you better pluck your hairs and squeeze your blackheads!With a little bit of determination, money and plastic surgery, ugliness can surely be eliminated!I'm talking about physical beauty btw. People who refer to inner beauty are retarded because that's truly subjective.I, for one, find people who do charity and keep asking others to do the same (ie Angelina Jolie. Self-righteous HOMEWRECKING SLUT! But I digress) to not have inner beauty, although most people would say she's saintly. Hilter approves of jew-hating people... Bin Laden approves of self-sacrificing bombers... etc!God I'd love to see Jolie get leposy. Since she is so goddamn unselfish she can suffer together with poor people... Haha! OMG did I say that out loud? I don't mean it.So yup, lazy women hate sluts, because these vain girls "spoil the market" for them. They are suddenly made to look even more unattractive than they already are!PARDON ME FOR LIKING TO LOOK MY BEST!Not to mention they aren't getting any so it makes them practically hate everyone.3) The slut's parents.Yup, so that's the end of my slut rant. I guess it can be summarized into one awesome quote:"People call us sluts because, being ugly, they have no idea how difficult it is to resist fucking good-looking people."(Btw I know I am not ultra gorgeous or anything, but for controversy's sake let's pretend I do think I am.)Pictures to further drive the point home:Without flashClose-up.A glittery pink base with purple and pink crystals!Chio? These are my own nails - not acrylic! I know it doesn't look very nice on pictures but in real life they are ultra bling!For the first time I did my own bling nail art! All these years of having crystals lying around and not doing it!I never bothered because I thought without acrylic, the crystals will fall off very easily, but Shuyin taught me a secret!I'm passing it on to you: The secret is to diligently put a new coat of clear polish on EVERYDAY.So far, after 5 days, only 3 large purple ones dropped out. I promptly replaced them!In total I spent about 1 hour doing this set. Obviously took a little longer for the right hand...In case most of you don't know, a set of nails like this would cost about $200 at a nail parlour!Nail salons mostly charge $1 for 1 crystal. That is, obviously, LUDICROUS.I'd NEVER spend $200 on nails. NEVER! The most I spent was $135 and that's because the woman refused to tell me the charge from the start and I was duped into it. Never again!Guess what? I calculated, and this is how much it cost to DIY:150 crystals on nails: Roughly $12Bus + MRT ride to Arab street to buy the crystals: $3?Bottle of OPI nail polish: $10 (if you buy from Transdesign.com, including shipping)Your willingness to give $250 to manicurists: PricelessGirl with long (assumed fake) nails: High maintenance whoreSince some of you asked to see my hair and piercing, I shall oblige!Bling on my chio hair!New extensions!Blonde mixed with my own colour, and tinsel strandsAbout 100 gold and pink (Yes, I am damn hardcore. Most people put like 5 glitter strands.How pretty are they?! They remind me of My Little Pony's tail. :DThese strands are crazily amazing ok!! Not only do they never fall off (mixed into the extensions), they can withstand washing, blow-drying, and best of all, TONGING!! They do not melt!The awesome girls at City Plaza added crystals on my hair for me! I think Swarovski endorse me lor, I got so many of their products on myself daily...It's really simple... They just use the clip they use for clipping extensions, and they stick a gem on it! Clever hor? It's been around 3 weeks and none dropped (anyway I got all these colours so I can stick them back on if they did, HAHAHA!! Hardcore!)Girls with tongue piercings = Sluts who will give a blowjob to random people at the drop of a hatGotta love stereotypesTotally swollenJust pierced my helix!It is PAINFUL LIKE HELL.I've got a high tolerance of pain, and I have got to say that piercing the Helix is the worst of all!I've pierced it before, but I couldn't stand sleeping on one side anymore so I let it close.Anyway, as I was saying... Painful!I had it pierced at 77 Street for $5 bucks... The piercing itself is not painful, but the healing process is agony!Later on, sick of having the sharp end of the earring tangling my hair and poking me, I decided to put a standard ring on it instead.Needless to say this CANNOT be done at home and you need a professional to help you do it.So I chose my ring from Primitive Art at Queensway ($35! Gold with pink gem) and the nice girl there helped me put it through.The piercing is straight and the ring is curved (and thick), so it took nearly 15 minutes to poke it through!! The process was almost intolerably painful and I took a glimpse at the mirror to see my ear bleeding like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But it's chio! Anyway, helix piercings are really common, but now I have new-found respect for the people who didn't let it close. It's much easier to maintain with a ring (or barbell) though, so if you wanna do it I suggest using needle instead of gun!I think my favourite piercing is still my tongue! Tongue piercings are really comfortable after maybe 4 days of annoying pain. After that it totally won't bother you anymore and you can change a stud everyday to match your clothes!I just spent USD$80 at bodycandy.com on many, many multi-coloured tongue studs. Hahaha!Change topic!That day I sat on a most amazing cab!!Got shitloads of stuff on it! See if you can spot them.On the rearview: - Goggles (Uncle: I use that to swim every morning)- V strong flashlight- Exercise hand muscle squeezing thing... I don't know what it's called (Uncle: I drive 16 hours so I squeeze that to keep me awake)- Some sort of perfume?!- A baton!? To hit non-paying customers with, I presumeOn the steering:- Calculator- Phone- Two balled up lumps of cloth which I notice he grasps to drive?!On the top flaps:- Back scratcher (I suppose even Cabbies get itchy sometimes)- Paintbrush (???)- About 300 talismans and clips- Biggest signboard saying "Pasir Ris" and "City" I've ever seenI had a lot of fun looking at his stuff. :D I wanna have a car so I put shitloads of gadgets on it too!Ok, this blog post shall end abruptly here. GSS - now funny as well as awesome! AdvertorialI love the Great Singapore Sale!The words itself sparks a joy in me when I think of all the discounted pink stuff I can add to my collection! Haha! Sometimes I am even willing to buy stuff at their original price only to find out later it is on 50% off --- that's got to be the shioking feeling in the world man!Digressing, I've just managed to buy my dream luggage at 20% off. It's $180 after discount I think!How can people have a dream luggage, you ask.WHY NOT?As of all dream items with me, it's a shiny patent baby pink, and very, very sleek:Outside. The wheels are super smooth and the locks are so well-made!Inside... It's obviously a girl's luggage. No more numerous little pouches for make-up and toiletries! Now my luggage comes with many little convenient compartments!Me, very tan, with dream luggage!!!!!Chioness!!What I DIDN'T manage to buy though, is this:Fendi bangle in baby pink!!!!!!! You can go as far as calling it my dream bangle, hahaha!I first saw it when I was in Isetan with Wong, and I saw the bangle, did a double take and took two steps towards the beacon of shiny pink bangle.Then, I saw, distractedly, on my left... A purple Fendi spy bag!"Chio..." I thought, "but not as chio as the one I'm carrying..."AND THEN I REALISED!I was carrying an "inspired" Fendi spy bag too!!I've heard many stories about sales people in branded stores calling the cops on people with fake products lor! (Although my "fendi" bag is actually not fake per se coz it has no logos on it la, but still...)So I hastily jumped out of the store and instructed Wong to check out the price for me.Bloody $295!!!Needless to say I didn't buy it on the spot coz it is bloody expensive! (And I am not rich, despite what you hear from newspapers and unreliable bloggers)For the next few days I kept dwelling on it and finally decided to get it --- but to my dismay it is sold out!!!!!!! Oh god! You mean there are other people who find $295 a justified price for a bangle?!?!And just in case you are wondering why the pic of the bangle looks a little weird, it is because the only pic I am able to find online is the blue one, and I had to photoshop it pink.Gah!!Anyway, where was I? Right, GSS is awesome!You know what else is awesome besides shopping? Funny videos, and laughing out loud! AND... Getting free stuff!THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE NOW HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!You can get all three of those by logging on to www.laughoutloud.com.sg, and watch spoof of the NETS videos!Go check it out, the site is full of videos of the adventures of an Ah Beng (complete with cringeworthy "kim" hair) and Ah Lian. It's slapstick but entertaining enough.You can also download icons and wallpapers there of your favourite icon, under "Support LOL".My favourite is of course the pink one la...Seow Chio Bu(Pronounced Xiao-Chio-Boo)Meaning: Little BeautyThe flower amidst the thorns, she’s the pretty littlething that’s oh-so-adorable. Makes the boys go gaga.Haha so cute.You can also try the 2D game and win prizes such as PSPs and Nintendo DS Lites! Or make a face, take a photo, and stand to win a year's supply of Heaven and Earth Green tea!!!I'm so gonna take part in that man. A year's supply? How do they gauge how much is a year's supply? I'd drink Heaven and Earth broke lor, confirm. I LOVE THEIR GREEN TEA!!!!LAUGH OUT LOUD!! Indulgzence - Round 3 of yumminess! AdvertorialYippie for me! Christin from Indulgz (Bistro) once again invite me and 5 friends to go for food tasting!I'd got to say I love their attitude. They are constantly coming up with new menu items and their new creations really never fail to impress the hell out of me.It's so exciting that every time I step into their restaurant (whether I go there myself or via their invitation), there are refreshing novelties to binge on!This time round, here are the people involved:Now for the customary pose at Indulgz's front door:I was trying to act chio but end up looking grumpy... Bah!!With QQ. My hair looks really blonde without flash!!We start off the exciting meal with some cocktails. All of Indulgz's cocktails are created in-house and are one of a kind!Cocktail 1: OliviaThe name Olivia is inspired by one of Indulgz's staff. Apparently, Olivia is a very sunshiney-type of girl (but a tad wild still) and is loved by everyone!Based on her character, Olivia (the drink) is created with Lychee Liquor, Cointreau (orange liquor), cranberry juice, lemon, and a secret ingredient Christin refuses to reveal.It is very sweet (for an alcoholic beverage) and yet, surprisingly potent!!! It reminds me a little of fruit punch (not the cheap kind, but the good kind) with a lot more character. The glass is coated with Malibu too!QQ: It tastes like Cosmo.Tim: Is there cocoa butter in there?Mike (alcoholic): I like it. - proceeds to drink it all up -We finish Olivia up! I look hot with my glasses. LOL!Cocktail 2:Strawberry ShortcakeIf you like strawberries and cream you will really like this!I love it, even though I typically don't like alcohol.It's very milky, sweet (little sour too), creamy and smells heavenly - best of all, it comes in a pretty pink colour!The glass's rim is frosted with thick sugar icing for maximum yums.Mocktail 1:Summer Berry HolidayI was surprised to find this drink fizzy!Made from real berries, this is frothy, sour with a sweet aftertaste, and is a little like sparkling Ribena except better!There are real berry seeds inside, and this drink is prefect for hot days where you want something more refreshing.Since you all love KK so much I thought I'd supply ya'll with her photo.Mike and I in love after our Summer Berry HolidayAfter the drinks our food comes!New