Aura Reading Sorry for the lack of updates. Both of us have been really busy with work and too tired or bored to do any other things lately. Working in Singapore just has a way of draining us. Anyway something interesting to highlight. Recently we were walking around at People’s Park and chanced upon a fortune telling centre which specialises in feng shui, fortune telling, etc. DPL saw a aura reading maching - I wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t told me. $10 per person so well, we tried since we have earlier spoke about that and wondered if there’s any truth behind this. The findings were fascinating and pretty true. Let’s start with his. His colours were a mix of red and orangey-yellow. According to the consultant, he is very tired and hasn’t had enough sleep for the past months - True. He was thinking of money these days and how to advance his career - True. The tiredness he felt will cause him to feel aches in his whole body - True. He doesn’t have much luck lately - True. So well, out of 10 I would give the consultant 9! Cool right? For me, it was a surprise for all three of us - the consultant, DPL and myself. Mine turned out to be crimson bright bloody red. Yes just one colour without any other tones. Just vicious, red which just makes ur blood chill just looking at it. The consultant was shocked. She said that it was surprising that I had such an aura and that I have been tired for years. Either I have poor quality of sleep or my health is not top-notch - True to both. I dream everyday and remember my dreams. I have always been sickly since I was young. Geez. The creepy thing was she detected I have problems with my digestive health which was true cos I haven’t been having fruits lately. ;P Cool right? Oh another interesting thing. She said that I was prone to attracting spirits! Lol. I don’t know how true that is but I certainly am quite oblivious. I gave her 10 out of 10 for accuracy! DPL addendum: scan of our aura photos For $10, both of us were utterly entertained. Go have your reading too if you are interested and share it with us! Have a good weekend! Missus feeling patrotic so missus has tickets for the NE show last saturday. and so we went there to get a tan. the only two segments that i enjoyed myself tremendously are the Black Knights segment and fireworks. Reason is that the black knights segment had chose the correct (at last!) music to go along with the show. The kindda where u put on while cruisin’ in ya car. the nice heart shape they did. The rest of the time, it’s a total bore - guess the theme’s this year is “NEW AGE”. with all the soothing silly new-agey music. gahhhhh! Below is the contents of the funpack they gave: again, a spread of useless stuff. Dua Pai Lang life is created when DPL is bored  sometimes, when i am bored at work with nothing at hand, i create life on my desk. and these are those i got. (L-R:: angry bear, pussy, some doll, Trooper, Fat Boy) you can download and print out them from here. I’ve printed out a whole folder of ‘em. probably get to do them when it’s boring ole times once more. Dua Pai Lang blossom the digital love so the story starts when one fine day i told missus about the many cool games that are gonna be released, ones like SPORE, StarCraft2 and Diablo III. which in any case, the earliest of the lot (Spore, after more than a year of delay) is to be released around Sept’08. Recently, SPORE released their SPORE Creature Creator, which gave me a first hand experience to create my own monsters of destructo. This is Grieffin. And grumpy-looking Pegacorn (Pegasus+Unicorn, geddit?) But such mindless creations could only satisfy my hedonistic desires to take over the world for so long until the main game comes out.  And so, out of pity or elsewise, Missus asked me to play Maple Story with her. =_= Not wanting to go down into kiddyland where communication fails at all level in aLt CAPS with deadlyzzz ZZz andx XXxs and on the damnest luck that my cool cool machine frown at the sight of the game and grumble while i plead for it to install which it didnt, I suggested Cabal Online. So our digital love is blossomed. which i must say, our online characters are so much better looking than the real ones. So what games you indulge in these days? Dua Pai Lang Is DPL That Hated? Hmm I was just wondering if he is really detestable? It’s a strong word but I always thought that the girls love him. Like he’s a girl’s best friend kind of person. When he was my friend, he was sweet, thoughtful and extremely loyal. You all jest when you suggest that DPL’s unappealing right? Can share with me your thought on him - I mean real thoughts, serious. Thanks ladies…and gentlemen too if there’s anyone there brave enough to comment. Missus DPL> Last Pair Before I Stock Up Missus Earrings Sorry to ’sissy-fy’ your site, DPL but just to show you my latest creation for my mum. She didn’t like the mismatched pair, fearing people will laugh at her for putting on the wrong earring. =.= Mothers….so had to redo to make them a matching pair. Boring. Have a good sunday, DPL! Missus DPL: girly stuffs like this are now shoved into a new catergory called “girly stuff”. geek stuff still rawks.yay! DPL, Can You Please Be A Caddy? :( Tiger Woods’ caddy, Steve William earned $1.27 m last year - just by carrying golf bag filled with clubs. Right. Read more here. Missus “I have Sex with Cars” Read an article on sexual fetishes here (published today in Mind Your Body, Straits Times) (more…) Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:38:40 +0000 More Psychos: Japanese grandfather Batters entire family to death A 77-year-old Japanese farmer was arrested yesterday for allegedly killing his entire family, including his young granddaughter, with a hammer, local police said. (more…) The Straits Times: Sex VCD exposes wife’s lesbian affair   KUALA LUMPUR - A MALAYSIAN husband suspected his wife was having an affair with another man. He was wrong.To his shock, he discovered a VCD with explicit scenes of his wife having sex with a woman. (is this considered ’sex’?)Harian Metro reported that the woman was the wife’s office colleague and the affair had been going on for several months. The paper said the man grew suspicious when his wife came home from work with love bites on her body. He thought she might be fooling around with a male colleague. He confronted his wife, who denied having an affair with any man. A whole new light was thrown on the affair when the husband found the hidden VCD and discovered that his rival was a woman. - The Star/ANN. Missus The World is Full of Psychos Omg read these on the straits times. Feel so sad and scared at the same time that these are happening at this moment around the world. I feel so insecure. 6th Mysterious Human Foot Washes Up in Canada and Toddlers’ Death Shocks Australians (more…) Acer Aspire One HOT! taken just minutes ago. pictures of Acer Aspire One (test unit). (more…) Read This: Inside the head of a gay guy is a straight gal Interesting… The Straits Times: LOS ANGELES - THE brains of gay men resemble those of straight women, according to research published yesterday that provides more evidence of the role of biology in sexual orientation. (more…) touching the void imagine, darkness you can almost breathe in. silence, that blares into your soul. you kept still, only to find yourself wanting to run away. Isn’t this familiar? Humans are always afraid of the dark and what dangers that may lurk within those shadows. Old sayings that forewarned enterprising individuals to stay away from the dark and not to venture forth; Old wives’ tales of evil spirits sapping your life in the cover of the night. All too familiar After our mastery of fire and thus light, we began to go and venture - but never far from our light. We invent, create, improve, conquer and build many marvels that in the span of 65 thousand years, we are dominant species - and the only one to be able to make a difference on this piece of rock. But the darkness still remains. It manifests in different forms, appearing to others yet unseen but some. It became something from a tribal meditated fear of all to something personal. The fear of darkness still resides within us. Some find it in the form of trying to step out of their comfort zone. While some are facing this at work. Many, of course, are battling it inside them every, single day of their lives. There are so many things that one could be worried about and all of it stems from the very darkness of what lies unbeknownst to us. So why is it so hard for us to conquer this fear? -=To Be Continued=- Dua Pai Lang Rose garden So how much do you think will these two fetch?? Dua Pai Lang Missus: Check Out Mine Too (more…) Bored Big Time I am bored. Really bored. Seriously bored. How many sites can you visit in a day to kill your time? Time just seemed to pass excruciatingly slooowwww when you can’t wait for it to pass. =.= Missus —————————————————————— The Benefits of Boredom Are you bored? Got nothing to do? If you think that boredom is something to be avoided - read this. It turns out that boredom may actually be a good thing: But are we too busy twirling through the songs on our iPods — while checking e-mail, while changing lanes on the highway — to consider whether we are giving up a good thing? We are most human when we feel dull. Lolling around in a state of restlessness is one of life’s greatest luxuries — one not available to creatures that spend all their time pursuing mere survival. To be bored is to stop reacting to the external world, and to explore the internal one. It is in these times of reflection that people often discover something new, whether it is an epiphany….  - from Boston.com So it’s a good thing! Don’t complain!! Dua Pai Lang What if You Have Cancer? What happens if you find out that you have cancer? Don’t shrug away and say things like, ‘it will never happen to me cos i am not so unlucky’. It happens and when it does to you, you are not unlucky. It’s just that your cells decides to turn cancerous and attack your other healthier cells. It is a matter of fact and we can’t blame anyone for it. Lately, I asked around and everyone seemed to know someone or have someone in the family who have passed away due to cancer. It’s scary as I see the rates of people getting striken by cancer, increasing. I always wondered, would I choose to tell all my family and friends and ask them to join me in battling this lethal disease, go through chemo and surgery, etc? Or would I wanna just hide myself, grab my luggage and move to somewhere to seek treatment and not tell my loved ones about it. Most people would opt for the former alternative since it’s natural to seek help from loved ones. But for me, I always wanna choose the latter, maybe because I hate to see my loved one seeing me all bald, weak and helpless. I want them to remember the best of me so even if I lose the battle, I can go peacefully, knowing they loved me and will always remember me. Or would you just reject treatment and spend the rest of your days fulfilling, achieving all the goals that you have ever wanted (like movie, bucket list?) Missus ICQ - I Seek You? Just as I was lying on the couch yesterday, watching boring Channel 8 Drama, I saw a TV ad which depicted a young lady using ICQ. That prompted me to ask, ‘yeah, whatever happened to ICQ’? I have an account and I believe many have one too and the uncanny thing is I still remember my number after so many years, like 7 years? Whatever happened to it and why did I phase out of it? *scratches head* Today out of curiousity, I logged into ICQ and not surprised to see that there ain’t anyone online. Just scrolling down the list and I saw DPL’s name. Brought back memories of how we were like in school back then. *Gushes*. The familiar yellow note that flashes whenever there’s an incoming message just makes my heart warm. Still remember the long chats we had back then. I remembered the good times using ICQ. I am sorry that I had to abandon it for the faster, more user-friendly msn but nontheless, I had great memories of chatting with my friends using it. Do you? Check your ICQ now and you would be in for a surprise. Maybe there’s a long lost friend there, just waiting for you to come online? Missus Close Shave with Death I almost died. Or at least I thought so. I have to climb up and down this 100 over flight of stairs daily to catch a bus from my workplace to the MRT and vice versa. I always look down the flight of stairs and sick me will always imagine what will happen if I were to fall. Will I roll down, hit my head or crack some bones and be hospitalised? Or will my head or certain part of my body hit a sharp edge and just die? Will I roll down and be knocked by a car (at the end of the stairs is the road) or what? These morbid thoughts always fill my brain whenever I am climbing down the stairs. I am sadistic, ain’t I? Took some medication today which cause me to be groggy and as usual, the klutzy me was walking down and my foot caught the hem of my pants and I tripped. So slow-mo here. I thought I was just going to die when my fast reflexes prompted me to hold on tight to the bars for dear life, hence stopping my fall. Alas! I escaped death (or so I thought) with just a mere scrape on my left pants and knees. To hell with the pants and I am sure a bruise will form soon but what’s that compared to near-death or paralysis! *Imagines and visualises different possibilities of death*. So DPL, here I am, alive and kicking. Shaken but still very much alive. Missus Seasons of the Heart/Seasons of Change Seasons of my Heart As the trees howl and the autumn leaves shed, the heart sinks and seeks solace. Coldness and indifference form as winter arrives. With a gentle heart like the spring breeze, you embrace me in your life. Emitting warmth like the summer heart, you melted my icy defences. If i had not experience autumn and winter, I would not have been able to cherish the coming spring and summer. Seasons Of change As the chill warms and the bare scape breaks from their icy prison, the heart sought and blossomed. Like a returning sparrow, I found home in the familiarity of your soul. The warmth of spring again, caress the lands before - the birth of anew sets everything aglow And as the summer sun gives life, and life in our hearts shall grow. Like the seasons change, the endless dance of feelings flow. Should I had not seen the beauty of the spring and the passion of summer, the winters and melancholy of autumns would be forever and more. Missus/Dua Pai Lang you are 20 and pretty cool 01. What disappoints you the most? Humans 02. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket? 3mth trip to Greenland on QE2. 03. What’s your favorite thing to do? Reading 04. Do you think money can buy happiness? No. Money could satisfy your empty soul only (Read: CowboyCaleb). happiness is a higher state. 05. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be? Be buried with missus. 06. Do you believe you can survive without money? Yes. Throw me anywhere and I give you solutions. 07. What are you afraid to lose the most? Myself. 08. If you win $1 million, what would you do? All of it goes to my Gu Nee Hun Fund. 09. What color represents you the most? Grey. 10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you? idiot. idiot. idiot. (more…) sad is the life of me i just discovered some cold, harsh fact about me… i am allergic to cognac, breaking out in rashes. oh the sad life of me!! Dua Pai Lang Huh. Tagged Again. =.= 01. What disappoints you the most? I have a boring job. 02. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket? Greece. 03. What�s your favorite thing to do? Whine. 04. Do you think money can buy happiness? Not really. Just sitting down there thinking of happy moments can bring me happiness too. It�s the state of the mind. But money would be good for me now to achieve my objectives at the moment which would eventually bring me elation. 05. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be? To be happy, healthy and loved forever in this lifetime. 06. Do you believe you can survive without money? Err. Let�s compromise and be realistic. I can survive with little money but not without money because in Singapore, there�s no one without money. Get it? If I don�t have money, I can apply for welfare subsidies. Worst case scenario � get hitched to some rich old guy and strike rich. ;p 07. What are you afraid to lose the most? My good health. I was a sick child and I am in the business where I see sick people daily so if I were to die, hopefully I can go fast and without much suffering. Health is so important. One who has never been sick would never understand that grey world. 08. If you win $1 million, what would you do? Take 1 month leave, travel anywhere for a month, make wise invesments, get married and save the rest for rainy days ahead. Got to be practical. 09. What color represents you the most? Purple and Black. Purple because it represents my inner self and black my outer self and together, they are one colour to me. ;X 10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you? (more…) 7 Things About Me 7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME: 1. My tongue can lick my nose 2. I can do side splits. 3. I can move my ears 4. I can touch my head with my feet in a sitting position 5. I love talking to myself, laugh hysterically 6. I am a menace in disguise 7. While walking, I love to break into a run suddenly 7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME: 1. Fats 2. Cockroaches and all insects 3. Clowns 4. Crazy people 5. When there are no games to play 6. When he is not there for me 7. Cancer 7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT: 1. Fashion 70s OST 2. Origa (dunno what it�s called since it�s Russian) 3. My favourite things � Olivia Ong 4. L-O-V-E � Olivia Ong 5. The Legend OST 6. Il Ne Manquait Que Toi � Lara Fabian 7. Byul 7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST: 1. Oh No. Really? 2. Oh My God. Then how? 3. Serious? 4. Like shit like that! 5. Why? 6. Nooo� 7. Eat shit and die 7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST: 1. Loved Ones 2. Work 3. Sleep 4. Creativity 5. Entertainment 6. Games 7. Books 7 �FIRST TIME� THINGS I EVER DID: 1. Injured in the head by a 1kg-shotput, head bled like crazy, white uniform was drenched in blood, walked around like pontianak and getting 6 stitches on my head 2. Missed a remedial class in primary school because my friend saw a ghost in the hut nearby and we freaked ourselves out and had to visit a temple to ensure the evil spirits doesn�t harm us or hurt us. I think the monk was so patient with us and tried to tell us we saw the wrong thing and we were being paranoid. Teacher was mad and lectured us like mad but I was let off cos I was teacher�s pet and put on innocent-I-was-led-and-didn�t-know-anything-look. Hah! 3. Fall in love 4. Put pearls into my ears after seeing my mum with pearl earrings. I keep saying, �Mum look, pretty or not?� She didn�t see anything on my ears and thought I was fooling around until I had three pearls in my ears then she realised, screamed and rushed me to the hospital. 5. Stabbed a mechanical pencil into a guy�s thigh. He was sitting next to me in primary school and provoked me. Mechanical lead stayed in guy�s thigh for two days, turned black and mum complaint. Eventually doctor took it out. Opps. 6. Hitting my sister in the nose with the oven cover, causing her to bleed like mad. Opps. 7. Spraining my ankle so badly that I was inactive for 7 months Missus Touching Trainer at course showed us this link. It’s good. Watch it. I nearly teared but there were too many people so I was controlling my tears. The guy is cute. Missus DPL: this is a little snippet of what i see on my screen in course now: [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -m u:kklein:rwx mercury/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -m u:wbland:rwx mercury/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -m u:glow:rwx mercury/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -m u:wbland:rwx gemini/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -m u:glow:rwx apollo/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -x g:mercury mercury/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -x g:gemini gemini/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# setfacl -x g:apollo apollo/payroll.dat [root@station3 missiondata]# getfacl mercury/payroll.dat my course sucks. “Women should Accept Polygamy” I am in a feminist mood today. What the…just as I finished writing the entry, another article attracted me. What? Why should we? Then Men should accept polygamy too. Tit for tat. What’s wrong with having equal treatment? There would be ‘lower divorce rate and fewer marital problems’ if muslim women accepts polygamy? =.= Feel like weeping. A wife is only good for ‘use’ until a certain age? You mean we have expiry dates too? Goodness. So once the guy is bored, they should look for another sweet young thing? I know I am getting upset over something which has been discussed to death and whining about an issue which has been undermined. But reading articles like this just makes me sad. Used/Old woman = infidelity? Missus Stray and Get the ‘Bobbitt’ Men are not supposed to be monogamous and that it’s common that they stray. I hear this statement everywhere until sometimes I think I am brainwashed to think so. But I think it’s all an excuse and a conspiracy set up by men. They are all plotting to spread this news to everyone in the hope that it would become an ideology and eventually a fact! Wondering what the ‘bobbitt’ is, check them out here. Another interesting piece. So tell me after you read this article�if you think infedlity is biological and acceptable or not! Missus� Chalkful of flowers it is said that a school starts with a chalkboard. i say, Man starts to create when he holds the ability to wield and make patterns on any surface. and so The Martell God set upon this uphill task to find back his mojo creativity by doing the Chalkboard Flowers - and this is my cactus. -_- incidentally, when a flower blossoms on a cactus, it is said to bring many a good fortune to the owner. Huaaaaat arrrrr!!! Dua Pai Lang this little piggy goes to…. wearing them now at home to liberate my feet once more. Dua Pai Lang