Consent this is classic.ConsentAtom.com: Funny Videos | Love Sucks | Sexy Comedy And This One Is Absolutely Classic From the best Robin Hood movie ever made: Men in Tights Wanna Dance? Let's dance, mutherfucker The Paradox Of Being There I've been told that a boxer in a match probably would suffer less damage overall if he was to get hit by a knockout punch than if he was to go through ten rounds of the meat grinder.And I started thinking about all the relationships that I have seen come and gone, especially the ones where the relationship was abusive, or just bullshit, and I have always stood by my friends.Now, I'm wondering if Believe in Little Lies Sometimes lying is necessary.----------------------------------------------------------------Death: Humans need fantasy to *be* human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. Susan: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Death: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies. Susan: So we can believe the big ones? Death: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. You've Lost That Loving Feeling Don't make songs like this anymore.... On A Night Like This... So let's give this power of positive thought thing a go...My own apartmentA Balcony overlooks the city skylineIn A StormHaving a whiskeyWith the woman I love, who loves me back, in my arms F1 Kicks a lot of Ass I've never been a fan of Formula One. I think there's way too much hype about cars that sound like overgrown mosquitoes, and I personally don't see a point of going 61 laps around the same damn place. I mean seriously, don't you get bored?So this year, nadnut tries to change my impression by inviting me to the Johnnie Walker Jet Black party. I tell you, folks. I was told to wear formal for the Spanish is HAWT The way the syllables roll off the tongue. The almost coy, sideways look of passion held barely in check. The wail of santana in the background... Still Funny Must have watched this so many times. Still Good. The Role of Friends What, in the end, defines a friend?One that'll tell you the truth, even when he knows it is not pleasant.One who advises with your interest at heart, even though sometimes the advice is neither sought for nor listened to.One who shares the moments in your life, no matter how trivial it seems to the other people.One who tries every single way and means to keep you from the edge of the cliff, even The Quiet Before The Storm I am reminded today how much I love the time before a really big storm hits.The electric potential in the air and the sense of stillness the slight coolness of the gently swirling wind promising so much, and yet now, just barely rustling the leaves.I am strangely calm, and everything is in sharp contrast in the muggy air. The world is held in balance, between states. There is a silence that Button Pushing Lessons for the day:Keep probing limits, keep pushing buttons. Never ever stop, never get comfortable, and never lose yourself and forget what YOU want.Question of the day, especially to the people that know me:Am I too nice to the people I care about, especially the women in my life? Dilemma When faced with an impossible choice,of holding on with an iron grip, and watch whatever you have slipping through your fingers slowly but surely,and letting go, and risk whatever it is you value disappear in an instant,how do you choose? Of Channeling and Growing Today, I had a conversation with my brother, a cop. He was telling me that the number of suicides and attempted suicides over the years have been on the rise.The trend just serves to remind me, that every person needs an outlet. And if you keep it all repressed inside, at some time, some where, some how, it's gonna come out. And if you don't find some way to channel that to a constructive use, Pushing The Limit The lesson that I learnt over the week was this,that when we were children, we constantly pushed our limits, physical, mental, emotional, spiritual.That's why we grow so fast. But over the years, we forgot that. That's why we stagnate.Time to be kids again! Random thought on Religion Since the atheist believes that there is no God, and since it's never been proven one way or another, so atheism is ALSO an article of faith isn't it? Defining Who We Are One of the best phrases I have heard recently is, "We decide ourselves who we want to be. Subconsciously, or consciously, every decision and every action defines, reinforces and redefines who we choose to be."This was initially addressed to a colleague of mine, but when I look around, I see it everywhere. As we get older, we move into certain comfort zones in thought, behaviour and character. Is This For Real? (NSFW) Okay folks, this link is seriously NSFW, so do NOT open when you're at work. Nevertheless, ladies especially, in the spirit of knowledge, self improvement and an attempt to end to the female frustration, I need to find out.IS THIS FOR REAL?!!?Cos if it is, I'm carrying my laptop with my middle and ring finger from now on.And a quick rant. Why in the world is it so hard to find information on What is Possible? My brother recently made me read a book about violence in the real world. It is interesting because it goes beyond violence. It explore a lot of self defence, and mental states, and recovery from traumatic experiences.This is a paragraph that I found really interesting."Permission and initiative combine to produce a force of nature. It is inhuman and hard to describe. You do what needs to be done Translation - 那就这样吧 Since a friend has asked me to translate the lyrics for her, I thought that maybe I should just cut and paste the lyrics here. For your reading enjoyment. This is of course, the literal translation. If you have any recommendations for changes, do let me know and I'll put it up.Verse: Don't cry anymoreI should be the one that's cryingYou've already said you love him,What else can i doI have 那就这样吧 How appropriate the song. I knew there was a reason I like it so much. Chawamushi recipe Okay... since some of the good folk of the bar asked for it, here's the recipe for chawamushi, vandalin-style. It's simple. just bloody tedious. Actually since a lot of the effort goes into making the stock, it's easier to make for more people.Ingredients (makes for 2):Bonito Flavouring - 1 packPrawns - 2Crabsticks - 2 piecesMushrooms - 2 piecesWater about 500mlsalt - 1.5 teaspoonsEggs - 2How to Any Given Sunday The inches we need in life. Al Pacino is still one of the best. The Best Proclaimation of Faith I Have Read "It isn't a matter of faith. It's a matter of logic.""Of course it is! Either God exists, or He doesn't. Those are really the only two possibilities. If He does exist, as I believe all three of us believe He does, then ultimately, anything which promotes truth will only tend to demonstrate His existance. And even if that weren't true, if He exists, then whatever happens will be what He chooses to The Obsession With Thin Okay. This is getting out of hand. Who the FUCK decided that the ideal woman should be one that's so frigging skinny that we can lift her and tuck her under the arm and walk off, and not have curves?And who the FUCK decided to infect the women of the world with this. damn. lie? I find that person, and he/she/it will take precedence over Mr Murphey in the list of "targets for grievous bodily Raising Shirlyn Now as much as i believe that Singapore is a bloody talent desert, there are some little oases of talent.Shirlyn Tan is one of those.No, she's not featured on the President's Command Performance, because she don't play some classical instrument so well that the Ae-tess people will notice.Neither does she sing some teeny bopper doe-y eye pop song, so that she is discovered by some Taiwan producer, 9 Months In For those of you who are wondering, yes, I finally have a girlfriend and it has gone past the 9th month. And I'd like to say for the record that it IS different from being single, but I am enjoying all the differences.And yes, while there is a really big age gap between me and my beloved, I'd like to say that for the record, I am quite proud to say that I am learning as time goes by. From being I Raise A Toast To Haters In a conversation with my friend nadnut, I am reminded of a particular commercial on TV, and I now raise a toast to haters.People who got nothing better to do other than sit around behind the computer and bitch and moan and gripe about people, and have absolutely NOTHING constructive to say.To Haters,Thank you for testing our mettle.Thank you, for giving us the inspiration to better ourselves in The SplotchMen This is hilarious! Sluggy.com