Bo Eng Lah Its been roughly a week since i last updated. Work and a chalet have consumed my time. I’ve put on the weight that i lost during my time in China. This can be seen from the ever expanding beer belly. Time to work on the tummy/ belly or tire. Going for a jog tomorrow. Lets hope it doesn’t rain when i decide to get out of the house. Assholes are people who give a definite answer to a question. Only to change their answers the next time the question is asked again        Canto Songs I don’t understand the Cantonese dialect at all other than using it to abuse somebody else. But i’m always fascinated with the popularity of Canto-pop/ rock or what not. This brings to mind the numerous times we went to sing at the karaoke club in China. Our overall in charge always sang the song 海阔天空 without fail. 今天我寒夜里看雪飘过 怀著冷却了的心窝飘远方 风雨里追赶雾里分不清影踪 天空海阔你与我可会变(谁没在变) 多少次迎著冷眼与嘲笑 从没有放弃过心中的理想 一刹那恍惚若有所失的感觉 不知不觉已变淡心里爱(谁明白我) 原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由 也会怕有一天会跌倒 被弃了理想谁人都可以 那会怕有一天只你共我 今天我寒夜里看雪飘过 怀著冷却了的心窝飘远方 风雨里追赶雾里分不清影踪 天空海阔你与我可会变(谁没在变) 原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由 也会怕有一天会跌倒 被弃了理想谁人都可以 那会怕有一天只你共我 仍然自由自我永远高唱我歌 原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由 也会怕有一天会跌倒 被弃了理想谁人都可以 那会怕有一天只你共我 被弃了理想谁人都可以 那会怕有一天只你共我 原谅我这一生不羁放纵爱自由 也会怕有一天会跌倒 被弃了理想谁人都可以 那会怕有一天只你共我 Canto songs are really different from the kind of hokkien songs that i’ve listened too. Hokkien songs usually dwell on topics like money, how tough life is and how we should prove ourselves. Most of the Canto songs that i’ve come across always talks about life and emotions rather than material things. O well.        Its ending My holidays are ending in about 2 weeks time. Have i enjoyed myself this holiday? Pretty much so i suppose. Playing cards, fishing, clowning around, talking to people and generally just lapping up the well deserved two months break. Of course, there’s also the not so nice parts where my legs were numb after drinking sessions and the body clock screwing me nicely when i went to bed at 5 and it woke me up at 7. In another 5 more months, i’ll have graduated from my course and be like every other male Singaporean, wait to enlist into the army, civil defence or as a police cadet. Two years of mind numbing “training” awaits me. This is what makes us Singaporean.        Numbed Getting numbed from things around me. Things that are suppose to feel me with sympathy, grief, happiness, sadness are so distant. Whats essentially left behind is just a shell of the formal self. Hardened and hollow to the world around me. There is no way to get it back. The feelings once lost. There is a void that needs to be filled by someone somewhere somewhat.        Found a job Starting work later in the afternoon at a restaurant/ bar in Bishan Park. Come and visit me if you drink Hoegaarden or Erdinger        Hard work paying off is bullshit You got that right. Hard work does not directly result into better grades. At least in my case. I can still remember last semester where i tried to motivate myself to work harder and my grades did not improve the slightest bit. This semester however, my grades improved. And all i did was just take everything easy and allow problems to settle by themselves. Here are my result for the semester. Results for Year 3 Semester 1 I am sick Fail man, running a fever and my body is aching everywhere. It started this morning when i woke up, my knee joints and elbow joints felt cold even though the sun was shining on them. The most weird ass thing was the dreams that i had while i laid in bed. I kept dreaming of people getting killed. Like more than usual. Usually in dreams, i’m the one getting hunted down and getting killed by all sorts of weird ass creatures. The dreams today were very much different. It was about how this one guy which keeps appearing in my dream and gets killed in various number of ways. From getting gunned down to getting stabbed in a back alleyway, and some were downright weird where his head gets cut off from an accident and he blinked. O well, must be the fever playing with my brain. Liver Training is over Yesterday was the day where i could see if the past few weeks of liver training proved to be fruitful. It was fruitful all right. I could take about twice the amount of alcohol than i could previously without reaching the stage where everything starts moving in slow motion. r3gular was solid, accepting any drinks offered or forced down his throat. Got to see some forum members that are not so active anymore. Therefore, i will listen to my body and not have anymore alcoholic drinks for the next two week. I’m serious. Two week without any form of alcohol is quite a big step for me to take. I’ll usually have a beer sometime during the week. It used to be only after 8pm, then it became 6pm and recently i’ve been having beer with my lunch. As such, i will abstain and have a good two week to rest as well as to remove any “toxins” from my body. Also, no more weekly MacDonald’s visit for two double cheeseburgers. I’m going to have a poker game sometime this week and it usually involves alcohol and cards. Its going to be tough to abstain when everyone else is pushing alcohol towards you. Monday tomorrow. I think i’ll go for a jog. Why am i an alcoholic I have no idea why people around me keep saying that i am an alcoholic. Just because i have beer with me when i’m at a party throughout the night doesn’t mean that i’m drinking alot. The definition of how much is too much varies from person to person. Just because you can not tolerrate as much alcohol as me doesn’t mean that i have to accomodate your ideas and compromise my intake of alcohol. More so when the holier than you attitude is present. If you can’t drink, stop being a noob and start training. Liver Warmup Weekend So the weekend passed and it was a good and fun weekend. Liver warmup was in place in preparation for something bigger sometime within the month. I realize that September is the most painful month for my wallet. Birthdays, Chalets, Parties, Barbeque’s all happen to fall right smack in September. Yesterday i fell into a state where my head hurt throughout the day and playing any form of music aggravated the condition. The feeling isn’t pleasant to say the least. I hate some aspects of my life. O well. 下雨天 这几天的天气真怪，每天早上太阳还会挂在天空上，照亮地球。 下午一来临时，满天就会乌云密布，太阳似乎在躲起来似的。 就在这几天里，我开始想一些我不想去想的事情。当一个人呆在家里太久，情绪也会有一些不稳定。这几天，我反复变成三年前的我。脾气也好不到哪里去。我的好友 Sharon 也已飞回美国去。 不知道几时才能够在看到她。我们都各自长大了。不像小时候的我们那么开心了。大家都有自己的烦恼和问题。有些借酒消愁，有些到国外旅行，有些用一两个月的时间消失，连联络他也有问题。 前面的路好长，不知道如何才能看到目的地。 窗外的雨在，我们却变了。 Stupidity our No. 1 killer Flipping through the papers today, i read the article about how a 16 year old secondary school boy stole his brother’s car keys and decide to take the vehicle out for a spin. Mind you, in this part of the world, one must be at least 18 years old before he/she can qualify to obtain a driving license. So, as you know, the story ends with the boy getting killed by his own stupidity as he smashed the car into a tree. Do i feel sorry for this boy? I hardly think so. Do i feel sad for his parents? Yes. What is wrong with kids nowadays, over the past few months, there are more and more such cases of stupid minors doing stupid things and fucking themselves over. Firstly, the fastest way to help a stupid person to understand how driving without a license will most probably cause themselves or some other people harm would be to help them understand one simple fact. “This is not an arcade game” There are no “Continue? 20..19..18..17″ signs when u crash your car in real life. There is no respawn and most definitely its gonna hurt like a durian shoved up your ass if you are not dead already. Secondly, the cars gets mangled up whenever it smashes something. Have you played Initial D or Daytona? The cars just bouce of the moutain or rocket upwards, perform a 360 degrees backflip before it lands perfectly for you to continue driving. Hey it driving and surviving an accident was so easy, then getting a driving license would be something obsolete. My mom always comments that these kids are very pitiful, dying at a young age. I think she’s wrong. In all seriousness, these retards are the ones that are seeking the highway to hell. There’s a reason why the government stipulates that one must obtain a driving license before he/she is able to buy/ drive a vehicle. At the end of the day, the retard’s life is just another digit at the sign on the higway that says “XXX No. of motorist have died cause of speeding.” That should not be the way you want yourself to be remembered by. Driving Lessons So my driving lessons are about to finish already and i just have to wait a few more months before i can take the driving test to see if i can get my license or not. I think there are some bad habits that are quite apparent when i drive. Firstly, whenever there is a slow moving vehicle in front of me, i feel like honking my horn at the person driving that vehicle. Secondly, i drive like a taxi uncle/ bus driver, when people perform a full lock to the right, they will turn the steering whell with two hands back to its original rest point. Whereas, i just let the wheel slide by itself to its rest point. Thirdly, i turn my steering wheel damn slowly, like everything is in slow mo then i have to compensate later by turning abruptly. Damn jialat for the instructor. Fourthly, my attention span is quite short. Anything longer than a 40 minute drive, i go into cruise mode, my body just drives but i am thinking of something else. Lastly, i always space out and forget the instruction that was given to me a minute ago, therefore i have to ask every few minutes what i’m suppose to do. Driving is also quite boring with a normal car, maybe i should visit my uncle with his sports car collection someday. Jin Song Leh I think its time i head back to the gym for some exercising and working on some of my muscles. My usual gym shoes gave out on me last month and i’ve been using my other sports shoe as a substitute. Truth be told, this new sports shoe does not provide the ankle support like the previous one. Therefore i think its time for me to go shopping for new shoes. Also, i lost my phone to PC cable and i can’t transfer stuff to and from my PC. Another thing i realize is that i’m neglecting my Desktop in favour of my Laptop as i lie in bed to chat with friends on msn until i fall asleep halfway. I realize as i grow older, the faster i feel tired and the bed is more alluring than what it used to be when i was gaming consistently a few years ago. Time to go relax on the bed liao. Edit : I just randomly clicked on some stuff on youtube and out popped this video. This is damn good advertising Holy Shit !!!! Click to View Relaxing on a Friday Its a Friday and the weather is seriously splendid. Its a cool 24 +- degrees celcius and i absolutely love it. Drinking a warm cup of green tea and just chatting with people is such a good feeling. It feels great to be able to have this luxury of a proper home, electricity, water and much more. More often that not, we seem to disregard the importance of this basic neccessities in our lives and focus our negative energy onto something that is not a need, but rather a want. O hell, my cousin just showed me a link to some Docomo mobile phones and it looks damn good. But some of the functions of the phone might not work with our current crappy mobile service providers. And i’m starting to sneeze uncontrollably. Its the nice weather and my body just hates it. BAH! I am gonna make more green tea now. Ai Lim Diao Yu Mai? Songs that i don’t think i’ll ever get to sing 我们的开始 是很长的电影 放映了三年 我票都还留着 冰上的芭蕾 脑海中还在旋转 望着你慢慢忘记你 朦胧的时间 我们溜了多远 冰刀划的 圈起了谁改变 如果再重来 会不会稍嫌狼狈 爱是不是不开口才珍贵 再给我两分钟 让我把记忆结成冰 别融化了眼泪 你妆都花了要我怎么记得 记得你叫我忘了吧 记得你叫我忘了吧 你说你会哭 不是因为在乎 天空灰的像哭过 离开你以后 并没有更自由 酸酸的空气 守住我们的距离 一幕醉心的结局 像呼吸般无法停息 抽屉泛黄的日记 找到了回忆 那笑容是傻气 你我的过去 被深深真的忘记 缺氧过后的爱情 存心的眼泪是多余 我知道你我都没有错 只是忘了怎么退后 信誓旦旦给的承诺 全被时间扑了空 我知道我们都没有错 只是放手比较好过 最美的爱情回忆里带去 ☆歌词提供:再兴☆ 天空灰的像哭过 离开你以后 并没有更自由 酸酸的空气 守住我们的距离 一幕醉心的结局 像呼吸般无法停息 抽屉泛黄的日记 找到了回忆 那笑容是傻气 你我的过去 被深深真的忘记 缺氧过后的爱情 存心的眼泪是多余 我知道你我都没有错 只是忘了怎么退后 信誓旦旦给的承诺 全被时间扑了空 我知道门都没有错 只是放手会比较好过 最美的爱情会一定带去 我知道我们都没有错 只是放手会比较好过 最美的爱情回忆里带去(待续) (相信你我还会有开始 只因我们都没有错) 上梢的月牙 白色的竹篱笆 好想告诉我的她 这里像幅画 去年的圣诞卡 记忆在你的芜杂 画面开始没有她 我还在装傻噢 说好为我跑挖草 学习摆弄它 学生宿舍空荡荡的角 守着电话却等不到她 心里的雨倾盆的下 也沾不湿她的发 本应该明显跟上的牵挂 那伤心原来没有时差 心里的雨倾盆的下 却始终淋不到她 寒风经过院子里的枝芽 也冷却了我手中的鲜花 ☆歌词提供:再兴 上梢的黑月牙 白色的竹篱笆 好想告诉我的她 这里像幅画 去年的圣诞卡 记忆在你的芜杂 画面开始没有她 我还在装傻 说好为我跑挖草 学习摆弄它 学生宿舍空荡荡的角 守着电话却等不到她 心里的雨倾盆的下 也沾不湿她的发 本应该明显跟上的牵挂 那伤心原来没有时差 心里的雨倾盆的下 却始终淋不到她 寒风经过院子里的枝芽 也冷却了我手中的鲜花 心里的雨倾盆的下 也沾不湿她的发 本应该明显跟上的牵挂 那伤心原来没有时差 心里的雨倾盆的下 却始终淋不到她 寒风经过院子里的枝芽 也冷却了我手中的鲜花 An Update of Day 2 So its the second day of my holiday. So basically i’ve accomplished 1.5 / 3 of my to do list. I’ve got the same haircut i had since i was young. Except the time when i shaved during my Secondary 3 days. Ever since then, my hair has become softer and i cannot style it with normal gel anymore. Damn jialat. So i also got a job interview on Thursday. Hope i get the job so that i can fund another 2 more pairs of sneakers or a short trip with my friends. Shoes or friends… O wait, one more thing to add to the equation. Shoes or friends or Beer? Confusing. So the rest of the guys are ending their papers on Friday and i seriously hope those assholes do not fly my aeroplane again and not come for the drinking thing. Damned assholes! I watched 12 Lotus yesterday and i have only 2 words to describe the second half of the movie. Sibeh Lousy. Like seriously. The movie started to sway towards crap after the main actress grew up. The editing and scene changes were badly done and the old lady behind me kept “tsking” away once Liu Ling Ling started acting like a paranoid person. Seriously, this movie is riding on the hype of 811’s success to get people to watch it. One of the worst 2h + of my life spent in the movie theater. Furthermore, there were dubs where they had to convert some parts of the dialog from Hokkien to Mandarin. For someone who had high hopes for this movie, it was really a letdown and i can only give this show a 2/5 based on the solid acting of the little girl and Mindee Ong. Everything else pretty much sucked. The weather seems pretty crappy today. Will head out tomorrow to take some photos. Wasted $7 yesterday and i wished i could have it back to get 3 double cheeseburgers and a cup of kopi instead. Li Ai Lim Simi Zui? It is in the air Its officially the holidays already and i have exactly two months before i have to head back to school and study again. So what do i plan to do during this holiday. Well, firstly, i have to get a haircut, its getting pretty irritating especially when the sun is shining on my head and with the amount of hair on my head, it causes heat to be trapped easier and faster that usual. Secondly i need to get a job, somewhere somehow. Thirdly, i need to start utilizing my 400D which has been sitting in the cupboard because i have not been going out much to take pictures much in recent times due to reasons like driving lessons and other commitments. September is arriving soon and its definitely gonna be the best month of this year. Lots of things happening that month and i think my liver will be really having a workout then. Last night, i was my virgin visit to Wala Wala at Holland Village. I celebrated my “birthday”, all thanks to Robin and the other guys. The good thing was that some other person with the nickname “冰冰” got picked out by Shirlyn and she sang her rendition of “I Will Survive” and it really made everyone laugh. Was a nice night out, just relaxing and enjoying the music and the beer. So thats that for now. I’ll be blogging more often from now on. Li ai lim simi zui? Get Rowdy BIATCH! Its the last week of my term. I’m currently waiting for the school to send the warning letter so that my parents will get to know the fuck up i did in school and just say a few sentences just for the sake of saying a few sentences. So i realized that my dad likes to collect alcohol even though he doesn’t drink at all. So all his alcohol are belong to me. That is something that i like. Don’t know why people comment that ‘S’ course or ‘Crank’ course are hard to clear. I mean there is obviously a middle line to follow, just follow it and then there is virtually no possibility of you mounting or hitting the curb at all. One more week to alcohol freedom. O yeah come to me. Simi La Feeling kind of bored lately with my friends who are constantly busy with school work and all. On the other hand, there are these two fellas who always ask me out for supper. They really know how to pick the days where they ask me out for supper. When i’m feeling worn out and tired, my phone will suddenly ring at 12am. It always happens when i’m tired and i’ll still haul my ass out of bed to meet them for supper. I have no idea why i subject myself to the physical torture of “tonning” the night. Recently i have also been feeling really tired. Tiredness consumes me after 9pm and i find it difficult to stay up till 1am like i’m used to. Problems with school work is also plaguing me. My term break officially starts 1 week from now. Any lobang for part time job anot ar? Walk So i’ve been listening to this song alot lately and i thought i would share it with you guys. Walk (Intro) Can’t you see I’m easily bothered by persistance One step from lashing out at you… You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I’ve got more friends like you What do I do? (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I’ve been Belong You can’t be something you’re not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time (Chorus) Re, Spect, walk, what did you say?? Re, Spect, walk, are you talking to me??? (Post)Are you talking to me?? Run your mouth when I’m not around It’s easy to achieve You cry to weak friends that sympathize Can you hear the violins playing your song? Those same friends tell me your every word (Pre) Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I’ve been Belong You can’t be something you’re not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time (Chorus)X 2 Re, Spect, walk, what did you say?? Re, Spect, walk, are you talking to me??? (Post)Are you talking to me?? No way punk (Solo) (Intro) (Chorus)X 2 (Post) Are you talking to me? Walk on home boy Stupid Question Five Love Languages Quiz My Primary Love Language is Quality Time My Detailed Results: Quality Time: 11 Acts of Service: 9 Physical Touch: 5 Words of Affirmation: 3 Receiving Gifts: 2 Take the Quiz! Check out the Book Mm zai yi di gong simi leh! Its a Sunday So its a Sunday again, another week has gone by and now its the start of a brand new week. Spending more of my weekends out which translates to time passing by super fast and lo and behold, its time to head back to the computer lab again. Talked to some people that i haven’t really talked to in a while just keep up with things in their lives. Some of them are headed to University, one just came back from the motherland, one is frantically preparing to board the Logos, another one panicky about her computer not safeguarded when she’s in the UK. Everybody becomes busier as we grow up. Its harder to meet up with the people that were once closed to you. More often than not, they pangseh you whenever you organize a meet up. Damn bastards! So the 7th Lunar Month began like two days ago and its pretty much the same every year, people send money over to their relative in the nether world and hope that they will enjoy whatever is offered to them. I wonder, how many generations more will this tradition of ancestral worship continue to exist in our society. Judging by how shitty we are at observing rules and customs, preferring to take a backseat and chill out instead of understanding the significance of the whole activity means, i guess another 2 generations at best. We move too fast, and we don’t hold on to the things that identify us tightly enough. We are a lost generation. BBQ Food on a Saturday Night So i met Ed and Dowagr for supper yesterday at AMK S11. We had chicken wings, sotong, stingray, omelette and last but not least, Tiger beer! Talk about random stuff and laughed about stupid things “Meow Meow”. Hanging out on a Saturday Night is good. But i hate the Pig Dog friends for their last minute pangseh. Those assholes. They jolly well buy me a beer the next meeting. NA BEH! One of those nights Its one of those nights where you just sit in front of the computer and just enter keystrokes into the computer. I wish there was some alcohol here. There is no solution to the problem my program is facing. My life is pretty much in a mess. My 猪朋狗友 even bothers to tell me to go back to church, to become the friend that they knew. Changes in my life, around me, affecting me, not just barely. I barely recognize myself anymore. Just an empty shell finding its place. Been away from things for a long time. Fear and laziness are the primary reasons why i am not heading back to things. I’m becoming a slave to the system and i am not putting up a struggle at all. Sometimes i really want to spew vulgarities regarding certain topics and towards certain individuals, alas, i keep my mouth shut and take whatever comes. Sometimes i wish i could be free from this self imposed prison, to speak my mind and be content that i have put my case across. Feeling very lousy as a person. Wondering how do i achieve my purpose, wondering about my journey or the lack of it. Too many questions, too little answers . Fuck this i need a beer. Hokkien Songs You know, if we don’t start to learn to speak our dialect, the next generation will most probably have no interaction with their own dialects. People often complain that the only reason why they picked up dialect is so that they can use various dialects and languages to verbally insult somebody else. Well, knowing how to converse in one’s dialect is a plus point especially when you visit other countries which uses dialects as their main spoken language. So, in order to help those hokkien gina’s (kids) who have absolute no idea how to string a proper sentence in dialect, a good start would be to learn words through Hokkien songs. I’ll introduce three songs here are to understand and not too hard to practice. No. 1. 一百万 or known as one million. 若是我有一百萬一百萬 我有一百萬 一世人就輕鬆 無講無人知 講到真歹勢 吃甲彼呢大漢 擱不曾坐飛機 打拼彼多年 無車無厝擱無愛人 看人娶某擱做生意 有錢擱有勢 若是我有一百萬 我要坐飛機 我要遊世界HAWAII曬太陽 日本吃壽司 若是我有一百萬 我要買車買厝山珍甲海味 啥人卡福氣來乎我做某 若是我有一百萬 一百萬 若是你有欠用錢 開嘴免客氣 若是我有一百萬 我要坐飛機 我要遊世界 義大利飲咖啡 路邊吃Spaghetti 若是我有一百萬 我要買車買厝買店來收租 閒閒免做工 帶狗去散步 若是我有一百萬 一百萬 若是你有欠用錢 開嘴免客氣 若是我有一百萬 一百萬 十千八千拿去用 免還嘛無問題 若是我有一百萬 一百萬 口白：朋友啊,你想一百萬真多啊! Click HERE for more info No. 2. 爱拼才会赢 known as Fight in order to win love Jit xi xi ji em mien wan kan Jit xi lo bie em mien tan han Na tang xi ki hee bang mui li jui bang bang Boh huen wu teh qin chiu biu chao lang Jin xing ko bi si hai xiong eh po long Wu xi ki wu xi lo ho yun pai yun Zong ma jiao ki kang lai kia Sa hun ti chu tia chit hun ko pa pia Ai pia jia eh yiah! And last but not least 愛到才知痛 know as Only understanding pain through loving 为着你今天要来找我 从早上等到深夜 阮总是相信你会跟阮来作伴 犹原没影没只 我不敢想那没你甘会像我 按怎都我的生命 寒风也冷不过你对我的心肝 哪通糟蹋着我 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 但是我没法度将感情收拾 看着你爱别人就亲像你爱我 按怎拢未心痛 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 我已经没资格对你讲条件 等别人对待你亲像你对待我 爱着才知影痛你心痛痛 我已经没资格对你讲条件 等别人对待你亲像为着你今天要来找我 从早上等到深夜 阮总是相信你会跟阮来作伴 犹原没影没只 我不敢想那没你甘会像我 按怎都我的生命 寒风也冷不过你对我的心肝 哪通糟蹋着我 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 但是我没法度将感情收拾 看着你爱别人就亲像你爱我 按怎拢未心痛 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 我已经没资格对你讲条件 等别人对待你亲像你对待我 爱着才知影痛 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 但是我没法度将感情收拾 看着你爱别人就亲像你爱我 按怎拢未心痛 爱着你心惊惊 想着你心痛痛 我已经没资格对你讲条件 等别人对待你亲像你对待我 爱着才知影痛 Learn to appreciate your dialect. Discover Channel Song Bah, lazy to write more. Falling sick. Batman na na na na na Batman So i caught the dark knight on Saturday with the bunch of secondary school friends. Now, being on time for the movie at Cathay cinema means that at the stipulated time on the screen, one has to be there physically and enter the cinema on time just before any thing that is suppose to be on the screen get played on the screen. Its fucked up when the people accompanying you are retards and think that Cathay cinema has advertisements before they play their movies. So those retards caused me to be late for my show for a good 5 mins. Fuck you understand! So the movie was really good, the cast in its entirety did not disappoint at all. Every single actor slid into their roles perfectly, especially so for The Joker. This Joker is the polar opposite of the charismatic Joker that Jack Nicholson portrayed in the 1989 batman movie. This Joker is sadistic, psychotic, addicted to blades and brings a whole new meaning to the pencil trick. Heath Ledger immersed himself into the role so much so that he isn’t Heath anymore, it was more like The Joker was controlling Heath. The constant smacking of his lips, licking his scars, mind fucking every single person that stands in his way makes this Joker so damn good. We’ve been watching super hero movies for the past few years already. Sad to say, non of the franchise caught on to build up the character of the bad guy. Only dark knight did, and it did an awesome job at that. The main problem is that why didn’t they cast a hotter babe as Rachel Dawes. That being said, this movie deserves a 4.7/5 in my books. The sad part is that there won’t be a second performance of Heath Ledger as The Joker. As the saying goes, good things aren’t meant to last. And this movie was a good thing. To Heath Ledger, on the mastery of the portraying psychotic nature at its best. *Clap Clap* OK, on to something else that is pretty freaky by itself. For those that watched the movie already, don’t you think that Batman and The Joker are like a bickering couple, they constantly throw jabs and punches at each other, trying to outsmart each other. At the end of the day, they both know that they are made for each other and that they compliment each other to make each other whole. Here are some quote to support my point : Batman: Why do you want to kill me? The Joker: I don’t want to kill you. What would I do without you? The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. The Joker: You complete me. Christian Bale should just act as batman for the rest of his acting career because he’s the best batman ever.