BRB I got a loooooot to write about but I don’t have the time cause!!! I’m leaving for my most anticipated trip of the year  =)))) Lots of good news and bad news this week =( will write about it when I’m back. Also lost one of the most important things in my life =( but! I’m a very happy person today =) So I’m gonna spread the love by hugging everyone I see today =) Except sweaty people. and people I don’t know. and guys cause they are pervs. and people who don’t like me..but whatever, here’s a virtual hug to all of you! Ok wish me + the club + honorary club members a good trip in redang! bye! Office Mysteries I’m gonna refrain talking about where I work or who are the people involved for risk of getting dooced, heh. Sooo anyway, sometimes it’s nice working in this whole office environment cause there is so much drama! First, I’ll talk about the mystery of the 26th floor. You see, the 26th floor is a very strange place to be. Whenever we use the elevator, there is bound to be someone who is going to the 26th floor. Every single day. And we never ever see the same face twice…which means they never leave the office………………(mystery deepens here…) actually no la no more mystery. Anyway my conclusion is the 26th floor…EATS people!!! WTF sorry for this childish conclusion hahaha Another mystery/drama in the office. I *think* one of my colleagues (fellow intern)…….has….an…affair with another intern wtf. Very interesting one! Everytime one of them goes out to toilet etc, the other person will follow after exactly 2.4 minutes! They have lunch together secretly without anyone knowing (they won’t walk out together to avoid suspicion) and TODAY! both of them didn’t come to work!!! jeng jeng jeng…. Oh oh! I thought of another mystery. Yesterday when Barry was in the canteen, he told me that he saw not one, not two, not three BUT SIX COCKROACHES scurrying out of a food stall! Why is it so dirty inside?!?! And all along I’ve been eating food from this very canteen religiously! My motto is I must only spend not more than RM5 a day for lunch so I can save the rest and the only place that has food less than RM5 is the canteen! or roadside food stalls etc sigh why is food in kl so expensive! So anyway the end that’s all. My life is sooo fulllll offf dramaaa right!!! sigh who am I kidding. My life is so NOT full of drama right now cause I’m like a robot who does the same stuff everyday T__T  even all the mysteries/dramas I just said are so boring T_______T but only I don’t find it boring cause I need whatever small drama I can get now. (but you have to admit..that mystery about the 26th floor is rather intriguing..and it IS rather fun to spy on my colleagues teehee wtf) eh do you think they’re luring people there (yeah still about the 26th floor wtf) and then kill them and steal their organs and sell them off?!?!?! omg should I investigate this matter further??! or maybe they advertise in the newspaper (quick money, please head to the 26th floor of xxx building) that’s why a lot of people go there but none of them will ever come out!!! heart beating very fast now cause can’t wait to finish work so I can go check it out wtf. But what if I go then they kill me too?!!? Ok I need a back up plan…… Haiya whatever let me show some pictures first. Remember we won some photoshoot thingy from the dinner? Welll here it is! We asked barry’s family to come along too so they can do their family photoshoot! I can’t do mine cause dad’s not here =(((( there was this really cute dog there! cute dog winking hahahaha awwwwwwwww seriously damn cute i want a dog!!1 or kitteh! wah suddenly eyes look damn big! thanks to fake lashes! and cellotape cause gave me double eyelids hahaha you know I damn stingy wanna buy those tape that gives you double eyelids so I used cellotape instead and it worked really well too! time to save money, girls! wtf (but careful ah quite painful one..) the lighting in the studio was really good! HERE’S A SISSY PICTURE OF BARRY CAUSE I’M MAD AT HIM NOW!!! told you i’m pms-ing! I wrote an emo post about us but he didn’t let me post cause it made him sound sissy in that post! Cause got some stupid people lah when I post emo stuff about us and sweet things that barry does for me then they call him sissy wtf so he emo already. audrey! secretly took this photo one cause they don’t let us take pictures in the studio hence this badly taken pic hence the photographer’s butt wtf hmmp still angry >=( good hair dayyy! Today at work, outfit courtesy of bamboostereo no i’m not at work now……….this doesn’t look like an office………it’s my room……really one….. NO THAT’S NOT THE EDGE OF AN OFFICE TABLE wtf ok bye going home! oops I mean going for dinner..erm no i mean going to sleep..err no going toilet aih whatever (bad liar wtf) (boss i already finished my work!) #&@%&*%$! PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  i hate guys PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING  PMS-ING The Dark Knight  EVERYONE!!!! GUESS WHAT!!! I watched The Dark Knight already *gloat gloat gloat until face bursts wtf Thanks to Nuffnang and Nokia, I got two tickets to watch the premiere + dinner (free food, i’ve never been happier =D)! Initially I only got one ticket but Barry the smelly said if I ever go watch batman without him he has no choice but to ignore me forever cause you have no idea how big a batman fan he is!!! For one whole week before the premiere, he kept reading stuff about batman online and apparently there are a lot A LOT of viral websites out there! They created some websites for Gotham city, gotham police, some sites created by the Joker, some sites that lead you to a treasure hunt with the joker etc etc read more about it here! I also got a call from Jim Gordon wtf Anyway I’ll *try* not to spoil anything but I just can’t resist spoiling it!!!!!!!! CHRISTIAN BALE WAS SO HOT MMM HEATH LEDGER WAS DAMN DAMN GOOD! After the movie ended I felt so sad almost wanted to cry cause he’s now dead T___T he can’t see how good he was and how everyone loves him but maybe he’s watching from heaven T____T Ok I shall stop here or else I’m gonna end up writing about what happened…But seriously go watch it! When Barry was raving about it to me for what seemed like forever, I just waved him off cause I just couldn’t believe how good a superhero movie can get but this really surpassed my expectation. It was really really good, so good that I gave it 10/10 in IMDB! (I gave spiderman 6/10 wtf I hate the spidey guy lah see don’t even remember the name already did I say CHRISTIAN BALE WAS DAMN HOT AND HEATH LEDGER WAS DAMN GOOD?) Oh we watched in GSC Signature in Gardens! It’s cheaper than gold class but better than the normal one and the seats are really comfortable! And they gave us free popcorn too thanks nokia and nuffnang! It’s so good to be home *big wet eyes ——————— Random photos of the day: I really need to do something with this teddy. Mom wanted to throw it away but I didn’t have the heart to T___T After all, we’ve been through some special times..wtf (more…) The Dark Knight  EVERYONE!!!! GUESS WHAT!!! I watched The Dark Knight already *gloat gloat gloat until face bursts wtf Thanks to Nuffnang and Nokia, I got two tickets to watch the premiere + dinner (free food, i’ve never been happier =D)! Initially I only got one ticket but Barry the smelly said if I ever go watch batman without him he has no choice but to ignore me forever cause you have no idea how big a batman fan he is!!! For one whole week before the premiere, he kept reading stuff about batman online and apparently there are a lot A LOT of viral websites out there! They created some websites for Gotham city, gotham police, some sites created by the Joker, some sites that lead you to a treasure hunt with the joker etc etc read more about it here! I also got a call from Jim Gordon wtf Anyway I’ll *try* not to spoil anything but I just can’t resist spoiling it!!!!!!!! CHRISTIAN BALE WAS SO HOT MMM HEATH LEDGER WAS DAMN DAMN GOOD! After the movie ended I felt so sad almost wanted to cry cause he’s now dead T___T he can’t see how good he was and how everyone loves him but maybe he’s watching from heaven T____T Ok I shall stop here or else I’m gonna end up writing about what happened…But seriously go watch it! When Barry was raving about it to me for what seemed like forever, I just waved him off cause I just couldn’t believe how good a superhero movie can get but this really surpassed my expectation. It was really really good, so good that I gave it 10/10 in IMDB! (I gave spiderman 6/10 wtf I hate the spidey guy lah see don’t even remember the name already did I say CHRISTIAN BALE WAS DAMN HOT AND HEATH LEDGER WAS DAMN GOOD?) Oh we watched in GSC Signature in Gardens! It’s cheaper than gold class but better than the normal one and the seats are really comfortable! And they gave us free popcorn too thanks nokia and nuffnang! It’s so good to be home *big wet eyes ——————— Random photos of the day: I really need to do something with this teddy. Mom wanted to throw it away but I didn’t have the heart to T___T After all, we’ve been through some special times..wtf Real anniversary dinner in Pizza Uno, the place where we met, yesterday! Grumpy Barry Sorry bad lighting Starter…stupid pizza uno the food there is sooo expensive now grr! oh oh! The other day, a kitteh came into my house! After reading lolcats, I suddenly like cats now (i used to really hate cats cause they are so..mean). brother petting the kitteh (the cat’s tail had shit and I just saw this picture T_T the tail touched my sofa T_T I hate cats T_T) Haha damn cute one! Curious kitteh exploring my whole house. Came in then tak tau malu just walk around as if he belonged here! Fed him milk Cute, adorable and curious kitteh with shit on its tail T____T ——– Was flipping through the papers when I saw this piece of news!  WTF let me copy and paste it here. “PUTRAJAYA: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has confidence that Malaysians can help Barisan Nasional win big in the next general election similar to the 2004 historical victory. He also stated that the disaster of the March general election was a blessing in disguise, adding that there was a lesson to be learnt. He suggested that if Malaysians could change their attitude, repeating the historical 2004 general election results was possible.” Why is he living in denial T______T Why did he say that if WE are to change our attitude, then BN can win again? What do WE malaysians have to do with THEM winning seriously? Shouldn’t THEY be the one changing their attitude, changing their management, changing the way they run OUR country?  But then again, I could have interpreted what he meant wrongly. Did he mean that if we could change our attitude to be better citizens, then BN can win again? And by helping them win, it’ll help our country and ourselves? *obviously still puzzled wtf ——– MARIE FRANCE REVIEW 2 (still a bad review) Stupid Marie France always cheat my money one! Ok although it wasn’t technically my money in the first place but they still cannot treat me like that! Just because the RM1,500 is in the form of a gift doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to other rights like any other customers lor! >=( angry angry If you didn’t read my previous review, let me do a short recap. I won RM1,500 worth of MF treatment and it didn’t say that I can’t do certain stuff= i can do whatever I want as long as it’s less than 1,500. Anyway, I went and they told me that the 1,500 is only good for TWO visits since one visit is around RM800 (slim wrap + massage + hot blanket walao like that also RM800 confirm cheat people’s money). I was already feeling suspicious cause they then told me that if I take 10 of that package, I don’t have to pay RM 8,000 but only, jeng jeng jeng, RM2200!! wah very good hor suddenly can discount 70% at your own will. So I knew this woman was trying to hike up the price so that I could only use my voucher for two visits and was trying to con me into paying the extra RM700 since this is such a goooood deal. BUT! suet li never gets conned especially when she has to fork out her own money so I was like whatever I’ll just take the two visits and think about it. BAH! Conclusion is they suck lah! Two visits how to slim down you tell me! If you want to know if it’s effective, the answer is obviously NO cause I can’t see any difference after two visits and if that really cost RM1,500, then obviously it’s not worth anyone’s money! So don’t go ok unless if 1,500 is like 15 cents to you otherwise, just diet + exercise + pray wtf. p.s: now barry is trying to get me to watch batman in IMAX with him T_____T he said the experience will be different one blabla it won’t be the same if you haven’t watched in imax blabla, batman rox blabla haih why do i have such a geeky bf wtf Ways to eat Oreos v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);} Country Profile Global Lubricants Service 12.00 Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";} Warning: super loaded with pictures   Firstly, get a packet of Oreo cookies (of any size) in your nearest convenience store. Slowly and gently, open the packet with utmost delirium and sniff in the aroma of fresh Oreos. Mmm. Next, take out a piece of cookie carefully, making sure you don’t accidentally break it into pieces. Here are some ways you can enjoy that piece of sinful Oreo in your hand:     (here, I have a packet of Oreo double stuff cause it has double the filling but only 10 sen more!)   1. This is the most popularized method but also one of the best ways to enjoy Oreos. (descriptions are all very detailed on purpose)     With all your fingers from both hands, twist the two cookies. When you feel the release in tension between the filling and the cookie, separate the cookies.   If the cookies are perfectly separated with all filling on one side of the cookie and none on the other, this is called the perfect separation which has been idolized by many and perfected by few. I, fortunately, am the lucky few who can do it *beams with pride     Next, take the cookie with the filling and sensually, lick the filling off. You can also use your teeth to rake it off but beware, it might be too sweet for you to handle!   After you are happily satisfied with raking the filling, carefully place the cookie approximately 2cm from the rim of glass filled with milk. Alternatively, you can use coffee, milo, hot chocolate, juice, milkshake, whatever you can think of, but I like milk best.     Dunk the cookie into the glass of milk for ONLY 6 SECONDS! This ladies and gents, is my secret to the best dunked Oreo+milk ever! Do not reveal it to just any stranger! Remember, only 6 seconds and yes, count it out!     There you have it, the best twist, lick, dunk ever =)   2. Some people only like to eat the filling so twist the Oreo, lick the filling and erm, throw the cookies away. Or, donate it to your siblings. Or, give it to people in need. Or!   3. save the cookies for this purpose: Smash the chocolate cookies into pieces and mix them with ice cream (mmm, save money! don’t need to buy those icecream with oreo) or milkshake (super good!) or ice kacang!     4. smash the Oreo into pieces and add milk!       Instant Oreo cereal!   5. One small bite at a time and carefully examine the aftermath of that bite. Wipe off crumbs etc and continue taking another small bite.   6. Dip it in peanut butter!!     This is sooosososoosooo good! I just found out that Oreo already thought of this and has its own peanut butter + chocolate Oreos now. Bummer, I thought I was smart!   7. Oreo cheesecake mmmmmmm need I say more?   8. Take a cookie, separate it from its filling, take another cookie, separate it from its filling as well, combine the two filling– aiya whatever, just put all two Oreos into your mouth wtf     Guess how many Oreos I had in mine! nyehehe more than 2 but less than 5!   So, how do you like to eat your Oreos?   —   There are just sooo many things to do with Oreos and I’m not saying this just because I’m writing an advertorial for them ok! Yesterday, we came up with tons of ideas but can’t do all of them cause we don’t have enough time but here’s what we did! Our own advertisement wtf   Warning: can be quite lame wtf   (pictures courtesy of Clem and his dslr =) )     Once upon a time, there lived a very happy couple.     Said happy couple wtf     Happy couple enjoying Oreos together (cue: awww)         Happy happy times =)     (I personally really like this picture)     Playing badminton with Oreo wtf hahaha     Caught it with my mouth! Really one!   Anywayyy, happy couple was separated when the boyfriend went to the US to further his tertiary education (true story wtf).     The girlfriend has no one to play badminton with =(     Or to sit see-saw with =((     No one to catch her when she slides down the slide.. =(((     Try as she might, she could not fall asleep at night any more.     So she called the boyfriend, hoping that he already arrived in the US safely. He did! And he told her that he had a surprise for her! He said he hid some treasures all over the house for her to find and that he had a secret message for her if she finds all of them!     So she went all over the house searching for his treasures. She looked into every nook and cranny, every bookshelf, every cabinet, and every drawer in hopes of finding the secret message her loved one wanted to tell her. (cue: dramatic emo song like “my heart will go on” wtf)     She found one cleverly hidden in the CD tray of her laptop!     And another one in the shoebox of her brother’s shoes!!   She was already getting very excited and started rummaging through the whole house to look for the last treasure!   And lo and behold!!       She found the last one in the pocket of her mother who was busy mopping the floor!   After cracking her head wondering where he hid the message, she gave up and twisted the Oreos open to lick the filling when..       She saw the secret message hidden in the very Oreos themselves! Awww..   But, whatever. That’s not gonna stop her from eating them anyway.     “Err, babe? BABE?? Darn, I should have known it was never about me, it was all about the Oreos!” cried her boyfriend on the other end of the phone.   The end wtf.   Another idea we came up with: Oreolympics! This is a really fun idea but could be quite hard to do so we aborted the mission. But can you imagine those tiny Oreos taking part in their own version of Olympics! Swimming, gymnastics, hurdle, running, hahah so cuteee!   p.s: don’t forget to answer these questions!   1.   How do YOU like to eat your Oreos? 2.   If there’s only one Oreo left in the world and you happen to have it, who would you share it with? Don’t say no one! Cannot so selfish!   My answers are all in the post already now tell me yours!   Stupid MF  Random photos of the day: I really need to do something with this teddy. Mom wanted to throw it away but I didn’t have the heart to T___T After all, we’ve been through some special times..wtf Real anniversary dinner in Pizza Uno, the place where we met, yesterday! Grumpy Barry Sorry bad lighting Starter…stupid pizza uno the food there is sooo expensive now grr! oh oh! The other day, a kitteh came into my house! After reading lolcats, I suddenly like cats now (i used to really hate cats cause they are so..mean). brother petting the kitteh (the cat’s tail had shit and I just saw this picture T_T the tail touched my sofa T_T I hate cats T_T) Haha damn cute one! Curious kitteh exploring my whole house. Came in then tak tau malu just walk around as if he belonged here! Fed him milk Cute, adorable and curious kitteh with shit on its tail T____T ——– Was flipping through the papers when I saw this piece of news!  WTF let me copy and paste it here. “PUTRAJAYA: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has confidence that Malaysians can help Barisan Nasional win big in the next general election similar to the 2004 historical victory. He also stated that the disaster of the March general election was a blessing in disguise, adding that there was a lesson to be learnt. He suggested that if Malaysians could change their attitude, repeating the historical 2004 general election results was possible.” Why is he living in denial T______T Why did he say that if WE are to change our attitude, then BN can win again? What do WE malaysians have to do with THEM winning seriously? Shouldn’t THEY be the one changing their attitude, changing their management, changing the way they run OUR country?  But then again, I could have interpreted what he meant wrongly. Did he mean that if we could change our attitude to be better citizens, then BN can win again? And by helping them win, it’ll help our country and ourselves? *obviously still puzzled wtf ——– MARIE FRANCE REVIEW 2 (still a bad review) Stupid Marie France always cheat my money one! Ok although it wasn’t technically my money in the first place but they still cannot treat me like that! Just because the RM1,500 is in the form of a gift doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to other rights like any other customers lor! >=( angry angry If you didn’t read my previous review, let me do a short recap. I won RM1,500 worth of MF treatment and it didn’t say that I can’t do certain stuff= i can do whatever I want as long as it’s less than 1,500. Anyway, I went and they told me that the 1,500 is only good for TWO visits since one visit is around RM800 (slim wrap + massage + hot blanket walao like that also RM800 confirm cheat people’s money). I was already feeling suspicious cause they then told me that if I take 10 of that package, I don’t have to pay RM 8,000 but only, jeng jeng jeng, RM2200!! wah very good hor suddenly can discount 70% at your own will. So I knew this woman was trying to hike up the price so that I could only use my voucher for two visits and was trying to con me into paying the extra RM700 since this is such a goooood deal. BUT! suet li never gets conned especially when she has to fork out her own money so I was like whatever I’ll just take the two visits and think about it. BAH! Conclusion is they suck lah! Two visits how to slim down you tell me! If you want to know if it’s effective, the answer is obviously NO cause I can’t see any difference after two visits and if that really cost RM1,500, then obviously it’s not worth anyone’s money! So don’t go ok unless if 1,500 is like 15 cents to you otherwise, just diet + exercise + pray wtf. Have u seen mah bukkit? Ok, after the previous sad/emo/unhappy post, this post is gonna be really happy and chirpy! So while you’re reading this, imagine my happy voice going hello! iz me again! how are you! i’m fine! ok? no ok? Anywayyy I have a quiz tomorrow so I’ll have to study tonight T_T college also got quiz, work also got quiz aiyoyo ah ma! It’s going to be all about petroleum/crude oil blabla yawns (do you know! that the price of oil went down?? finally!) More stuff about work: Every morning, if we arrive at work early, we’ll head to the canteen to get some breakfast. Actually not we lah, only the two guys cause I of course, won’t spend on unnecessary stuff such as nasi lemak cause my mom already made me bread to eat in the car =D That green tupperware containing milo in the picture is also mine, I forced Barry to drink from it so he doesn’t have to waste money buying drinks =D i’m such a considerate girlfriend wtf speaking of nasi lemak, i remember back in high school when a plate of nasi lemak was only RM1 and if you wanna add fried egg then it will be extra 50 sen for you so RM1.50 was obviously way too much for a Suet. Sooo she’d always get her best friend to share that plate with her so they only had to pay 75sen each! And when her friend was too hungry and wanted a plate for herself, Suet would search high and low for someone to be her new best friend so that they can share a plate of RM1.50 nasi lemak. god that piece of story is so sad I can cry everytime I have to retell it wtf of courseee, I’m not like that anymore cough cough cough coughhhh Me after washing my tupperware and refilling it with water. why am i such an aunty i hate myself sometimes (i lied, i like being an aunty, it gives me a thrill of excitement everytime i refill my tupperware, which will be known as my tuppie from now on cause i’m aunty like that) —– We were supposed to celebrate our anniversary with a nice dinner last week but I suddenly craved for cheap sushi wtf (don’t i always?) so we went to Sakae instead! lalala teriyaki burger! I love the Sakae in Pavilion! Barry and his Gyu Don I finally *kinda* smiled with my eyes! *big wet eyes grumpy cause my food took so long >=( by the way I did my make up in exactly 3.8 minutes! *pats self question: why are my lips so pale? I can’t put lipgloss/lipstick cause it’ll chap so I usually just put vaselline only sigh Since I haven’t been camwhoring a lot lately.. —- Because I’m addicted to lolcats…. since i always look constipated/like i need to pee wtf i tell you story of teh bukkit (must read very funny one) : It’s actually about this famous seal called Minazo whose bucket was stolen from him HAHAHHAHA DAMN CUTE So anyway, people started using seals and walruses to carry on the legend of the bucket (sometimes called teh bukkit to sound cuter) awww =( HAHAHA walruses looking for teh bukkit ahhaha anyway, the bucket seal is now dead =( and that, ladies and gents, is the story of Minazo and his bukkit. —– Oh! I also want to talk about my office attire. I always ALWAYS wear the same stuff to work lor I’m so bored of it already! BUT I really don’t wanna waste money on buying more clothes how ah such a huge dilemma. I always wear some shirt with skirt and the exact same belt sigh i think i better buy more later people think I never wash my skirt how! (actually truth is I memang never wash one wtf) and somemore my white shirt is so yellow cause i got it from my cousin who bought it before she got pregnant (now her kid is 4 years old already wtf) sorry am i an embarrassment to the society due to my erm..inability to dress well? Sigh if I’m rich of course I can dress well ok you must remember I have this disease! Everytime I see something nice then have to tell myself to put it down and just walk away, like that how am I ever gonna have nice clothes! For me anything above RM30 for shirt/top/skirt/pants is expensive and now you can never find anything below rm50 ok T______T stupid expensive world i hate you *emo back wtf no lah I’m not emo alsooo back to studying zzz Box full of secrets If you had a choice between opening a box full of secrets that would only upset you, or not touch it at all, would you give in to curiosity and uncover it anyway? I know what most people will say, “not open it obviously! What you don’t know won’t hurt you, ignorance is bliss etc etc” but when faced with such a dilemma, I’d open it without even pausing to think for a second. And so I did. In fact, it wasn’t even an option for me. I unlocked and opened a Pandora’s box the other day knowing full well that I wouldn’t like what’s inside. The verdict? Let’s just say it made everything so much more complicated. I have to pretend that I have no clue about anything, I’m forced to look at everyone in a different light, and I’m thrown into a black hole where I don’t know who is telling the truth anymore, what the the truth even is. Despite all these however, I felt a huge sense of satisfaction and even if I had the same choice again, would I still open that box in a heartbeat? Yes, definitely. Would you? boring entry Sigh I have mixed feelings about working now. On one hand, I kinda like the job I’m doing now (well, I talked myself into liking it..) cause it’ll be beneficial for my future career prospects..I hope. But on the other hand, I kinda miss my holiday life =( I mean, I come back all the way after 9 months of slaving my ass off and now I don’t even get to enjoy my holiday?! Why is life so hard! Not only do we have to earn our way into college (study hard, get scholarship etc), we also have to work part-time to earn our allowance/save up to pay back for loan, study super hard so we’ll get a good job next time and now we have to work during our summer holiday just so we’ll be a notch higher than everyone else! The worst thing is now EVERYone is doing internships too so you have to be even better than that and do crazy stuff like.. I dunno..learn 8 languages or do charity or cycle around the world or enter the world record for breaking coconuts with your finger. I don’t even have a social life now you–wait, I don’t even so much have a life now you know. I come back around 8, eat my dinner and then sleep at 10.30pm omg life is so sad T__T  I don’t have time to watch tv, to talk to my family, to go out with my friends, to cuddle with my bf (can see everyday but cannot touch damn suck T_T), or to generally just have fun. Oh wellllll, THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY! Now I know the true meaning of that phrase *big wet eyes If I’m the boss of my company, I’ll let my employees start work later lor! Start around 11 or something so they don’t have to sleep that early and wake up that early. I talked to my colleague the other day and he said he always sleep around 1 siao one how can anyone sleep for 5 hours only!!!he said can one just need some getting used to but I don’t think I can ever do that T__T Any tips? Anyway here are some boring pictures This is what I wore yesterday i know i know it’s not that formal but it was after my only black skirt got stained by milo ok i didn’t have anything to wear already! barry hard at work suet li, also hard at work wtf klcc from my window. yeap, my office is really near klcc! i love friday cause the dress code is casual and cause it’s the last day of the week! TGIF! hard at work again wtf I wore full make up the first day with foundation, blusher, eyeliner, eyeshadow and mascara. The second day, I wore eyeliner, mascara and eyeshadow. the third day,  I only applied eyeliner and mascara and the fourth day only eyeliner wtf. At this rate, I think I won’t bother applying makeup anymore next week. Blabla most boring entry ever I’m sorry but I guess you have to put up with boring suet for the time being T_T back to work! Working life It’s 9.3oam now so there’s only one place I can be at =( . I don’t want to be a whiny brat today but seriously the life of a working woman suckssss! Whatever I said about my future schedule came true cause that’s really my schedule now! I feel so lifeless everyday huhuh everyday I wake up telling myself that “TODAY I will do real, serious work that will help the company to grow further!” but when I reach the office my enthusiasm dies down. How lah like this! I’m thinking of renting a place somewhere nearby so I don’t have to waste my time traveling to and fro but I don’t wanna waste money.. Haih anywayyy let me tell you what I do! I basically help the company with economic research for certain countries and I have to do a short analysis after getting the numbers so that part is pretty okay. Then, I have to take into account all the upcoming political agendas etc and write a forecast on how those events will affect the economy blaaabla am i boring you with these wtf cause yeah that’s basically what I have to do this week. Sigh I can’t imagine doing these kinda stuff permanently maybe I should rethink my major.. Aih anyway whatever job also not easy la therefore the best job is still being a housewife cause I get to look after kids and cook! Easy peasy japaneasyyy. WTF it’s july already and I’m going back next month?? NEXT MONTH?! Didn’t I just come back like 3 days ago??? Back to cold weather, greasy american food, perpetual work, small room and more women. But surprisingly, I’m actually looking forward to go back! I miss shanshan and I can’t wait to move into our new, albeit very VERY small, room next semester! I’m looking forward to all that unpacking and decorating our room =D Kinda looking forward to my classes which are: Econometrics, Intermediate Microeconomics, French Literature, Chinese women’s history and Introduction to Psychology. Quite different and interesting right! SIGH 11 am only 1 hour to lunch and 7 hours before I can go back…Is this what people do in their offices everyday? Look forward to lunch (by looking forward i mean get really excited and stop whatever work and start chatting/reading blogs/surf and generally, just NOT do any work) and when it’s an hour before going home, you regret for not doing as much work as you should have and start panicking and try to do as much as you can? And do all working people sleep at 10.30pm every night?!?! Cause that’s me T___T How lah have to wake up at 6am and I need around 8 hours of sleep or else I can’t function so how what should I do! Even babies don’t sleep that early ok! Sorry if this entry is boring but I’m a serious, mature, working lady now and thus I have to alter my lifestyle to fit that profile and that’s a boring Suet for you. Ok time to continue working, already chillaxed for 30 mins already! this is my attempt to spice up this boring entry wtf but damn funny/emo/cute right! p.s: is it normal to have a very very quiet office? Like there’s no sound AT ALL! not even typing sound. I feel scared when I type cause scared people think I’m chatting wtf p.p.s: i’m out of work clothes everyday wear the same high waisted skirt and blouse only but then again, this is what everyone wears around here! I think research company all like that one lah full of boring people T_T haih some more i just stained my only skirt…with milo T_____T like a small kid only drink milo! ok tomorrow I shall drink adult stuff..like coffee wtf or tongkat ali WTF KACIP FATIMAH DON’T ASK ME HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIS My great theory Today I made an important discovery! Actually it’s more of a theory than a discovery but whatever here goes! I was having dinner with my mom when I thought of this but when I told her, she wasn’t really amazed at such an amazing theory hmmp >=( Ok my theory is, anything that can be stolen are things you shouldn’t spend on! It’s damn true ok! My mom was commenting on how suxxor to the maxxor my phone was and I told her that there’s no point getting a good phone cause people are gonna steal it! Which is why I’m stuck with my butterfly phone for life cause even if I leave it on the table no one’s gonna steal it anyway. Like Daniel (a fellow el cheapo friend of mine wtf) said, that person who is about to steal my lousy phone will most probably slip in some money for me out of pity so I can get a better phone HAHAHHA Yeah so don’t ever splurge too much on handphones or handbags or other steal-able stuff! Things like clothes and food are okay cause no one’s gonna steal them from you! Shoes also okay la harder to steal when you’re wearing them. Laptops just get the cheapest ones like mine, Dell wtf quite good for its price ok. OMG THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING THEORY! Follow this and you will never regret for life! Hmm, I should alter my lifestyle to follow this theory from now on. Which means..I probably should get better makeup and skincare products cause nobody will steal them. *pats self Oh I was looking at my old pictures and since I’m in an okay mood today, I shall reward all of you with pictures of shanshan! hahaha i can hear the shanshan fan club going hysterical wtf. Anyway, if you don’t know, shanshan is my pretty roommate from china ok please don’t ask where is she from already! She has a boyfriend and he’s from Harvard ok so if you’re better than that then maybe you got chance lah ok no more questions about her! if not need to pay wtf in our ex hallway So cute! *jealous cause her smile damn nice T_T while mine was deemed weird. sorry lah not born with it ok maybe i’m not born with it leh hah! have you considered that when you criticized my smile! You can say I’m fat cause it’s something I can do about but not my smile ok only I can say how ugly it is other people cannot wtf damn emo Haih a bit reluctant to post my own picture cause it pales in comparison next to hers but whatever laaa ANYWAY i damn sad cause tomorrow is doomsday T__T I’ve been whining to my mom, sis, bro, bf and everyone that I will have no life starting from tomorrow wtf haih I know i’m exaggerating. 10.30pm time to sleep T_T I haven’t slept earlier than 2 am since like..ages sigh. p.s: won’t update that much anymore unless..if I do it during work nyehehe and get fired wtf Iz me Hello! Is me! hahahaha inside joke wtf you know how those ah bengs in friendster will just message you out of the blue with very bad english and will usually start off the message with “hi~~ is me!” which sounds really stupid in english but actually means “shi wo/ hai ngo” in chinese. Anyway, in my attempt to sound funny/lame, I shall greet everyone with “oh hai, iz me!” and start off all my posts that way too wtf Anywayyy, I’ve been up to many many things lately so I shall just write a rough update without pictures. 1. I got a job! Yay is me! I’m gonna be interning in a consultation company and will mainly do economics research. The job sounds good and so is the pay but what I hate the most is the fact that it’s in KL T___T I hate KL with a vengeance especially when you have to work there cause it suxxor to the maxxor to commute there everyday! After very careful calculation, I estimated that I need around 1.5 to 2 hours to get there for ONE way! This will be my future schedule: 6.30am: I is wake up 7.00am: leave for work, hop on bus, change to ktm, change to monorail 9.00am: reach office (hopefully) and start work 12.00pm: I is go lunch! 1.00pm: continue work T_T 5.00pm: get excited cause gonna leave soon 6.00pm: leave office 8.00pm: I is reach home and go gym 10.00pm: bathe and sleep WTF NO TIME FOR DINNER! gym or dinner? gym or dinner?? gym T____T  damn no life wei is this what working people do everyday?!?! please tell me it’s not true! =(((( 2. We started going to the gym two days ago and have been very religious patrons cause wanna make our RM15 worth it wtf. Hmm, but my instinct tells me that I will stop going once i start work lor! 3. I will be spending an awful lot of time with Barry………I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing! Ever since we were reunited (reunited and it feels soooo goooood) last month, we’ve been seeing each other almost everyday! (we saw each other 28 out of 30 days this month wtf) and we are also gonna work in the same company doing the same job! We are gonna commute in the same train every single day, eat lunch together, go shit together, come back together AND go gym together!!! then we’re gonna get so freaking sick of each other but later have to be apart for 4 months again T___T Somemore he followed me to MY family trip, I followed him to HIS family trip, and we will be going to our own holiday soon wtf seriously our families are also very sick of us already! I’ll pop by his house everyday and go OH HAI IZ ME! and his sister and mom with greet me very unenthusiastically wtf and when he comes over to mine my mom also lazy wanna say hi to him already. Should we get married already ar? wtf. We wanna get couple rings but why they’re all like RM400 for one! So expensive do you know where we can get one for like RM100 wtf don’t tell me I have to DIY ah T_T 4. I is going to the Urbanscapes! 5. I is sick of using I is and Iz me already. not funny after a while already wtf Wild “Live” Party! Hello I’m back from Penang and I only ate one char kuey teow in this trip! not bad not bad. Anyway, here are the pictures from the nuffnang’s wildlife party! **credits to various people whose pictures I stole, sorry if I forgot to credit you but feel free to remind me!** I seriously don’t know why I bother bringing a camera if I’m always too lazy to use it! Grr I hate myself. So anyway, I went as an ostrich! I wanted to go as a peacock at first but I found out that everyone wanted to be peacocks too. This is my inspiration! I remember watching this ANTM episode once and really liked the ostrich costume! Ok before I start showing you pictures, let me tell you some random facts about ostriches! Do you know, an ostrich egg is so hard that you can stand on it and it won’t break at all! I went to South Africa and stood on one before and it didn’t break ok! And also, one ostrich egg is equivalent to 50 normal eggs! (when you break it la) (i wonder how they break the eggs then!) so i went as an ostrich and this is with wenqi the bunny! (if only i have longer neck and legs) (can you see aud here hahahhaa) Anyway I DIY-ed my costume! I rented two feather boas (from a costume shop for RM5 each! if buy then RM30 each ok) , bought some net kinda cloth for my skirt and erm..that’s all! used the net thing to poof up my skirt and used the leftover for my hair (can’t see here). Also, ostriches have long eyelashes but I didn’t wanna waste too much money on feathery fake lashes so I took loose feathers that fell off from my boas and glued them on my fake lashes! I’m a genius right so I only spent like RM12 on my costume *proud Huiwen, A GORILLA HAHAH, me, ANOTHER GORILLA HAHAHA (firdauz wtf) and aud! Aud also DIY-ed her own costume one can you see her cute wings! with kel li the bunny too! With the nuffies! Skyler the leopard, me, Su Ann the ladybug, Michelle the bunny! Eh damn a lot bunnies that night hor! All the bunnies! with the emcee, liang who was umm..a caveman wtf Me, Aud the bumblebee, Kel li, Ringo the lioness, and Hui Wen the peacock!! Ringo’s lion costume damn complete one, it came with leg warmers too haha and huiwen’s dress is sooo peacock-y wtf With simon the horse hahahah quite creative right! with Adeline the leopard (or zebra) and Hanis the moth from MDG. They are so tall seriously I look so so so inferior next to them! I was so shy when I saw Hanis dunno why maybe cause she was damn tall then she asked me what am I and and I..I..I said I’m a peacock T_______T identity crisis T_____T too shy until say i’m a peacock T_______T Camwhoring with Su Ann Shaolin got a pic of us camwhoring haha Then, there was this small girl there who asked me if I could run really fast like an ostrich (an ostrich can run up to 65km an hour!!) and I said yes I can! Then I told her i can run to the end of the room and back in just 1 sec, asked her to close her eyes and count 1, then stomped my feet wtf to prove that i ran and is back already wtf she called me a liar T_T we were nominated for the best dressed contest and look at our competitor wei got face paint somemore! the guys! look at the elephant hahahha damn cute he used a rolled-up towel as his nose HAHHAHA (his board said ELEPHANT TERRORIST- i only bomb jumbos wtf) and that’s chris the cow with udders wtf the queen and king of the jungle. eh how can a cow be the king wtf with Ren and his cute toys Deb the butterfly! with rudolph? a unicorn and erm fayth the kangaroo? haha ok those are the pictures I found and stole from other people’s websites (thanks people) and now I’m gonna go sleep cause got interview tomorrow wish me luck! p.s: i know i know i whole life same pose only don’t pressure me can or not like that only my arms look thin ma wtf BRB Hello people I’m going to Penang (again) tomorrow, this time with Barry’s family instead. Will blog when I come back on Monday or something! Here’s a not so nice picture of me at the wild life party just now! (the only pic i have of me for now, thanks yeehou!) sorry your left eye a bit cacat, aud Can’t really see my costume here but I’ll post more pictures when other people post them cause I’m damn stupid lah this time I brought my camera but too lazy to take it out from my bag and take pictures with it. So if you took a picture with me just now, please let me know so I can steal from you ok! Mmmm penang food again tomorrow marie france can go die la wtf p.s: try guessing what did i go as! Suet is in pain Someone please do the honor of killing me now please T_______T cause I’m having the worst period cramp in the whole wide world and I really feel like my life is flashing right before my eyes now. I hate this time of the month cause I always get VERY SUPER DUPER bad cramps, those type that make you stop doing whatever you’ve been doing and feel like you just want to curl up in a corner and die that kind. Haih I know, take the primrose oil or something but it didn’t work for me! The only thing that worked were the birth control pills but my mom didn’t let me take those anymore so now I’m back to suffering like crazy every month. I used to cry in school because of my cramps (yes they were and still are really that bad!) and not go to school at all. I had a very bad one few months ago and had to curl on my bed and cry softly and shanshan thought I was gonna die wtf Seriously I hate being a girl lah! (I say the same things every month to anyone who would listen, albeit involuntarily) And the worst part is my cramps are usually 3 days long BEFORE my period, 4 days long DURING my period and nothing after my period la if after period still got that means I get cramps half the month wtf damn sad case that one. So back to my long tirade on how I hate being a girl. Damn suck right guys will never ever understand our pain ok T__T Whenever I complain to my boyfriend and if I want to make him understand how painful it truly is, I’ll threaten to kick his balls wtf but I swear it hurts more than being kicked in your balls ok! I’ve described this very vividly in my blog before but it was a long time ago so let me paint the picture for you again. It feels as if like your whole goddamn uterus is gonna fall out piece by piece and you’ll feel this suction or pulling sensation which is not pleasing at all T___T Not only that, you feel as if your uterus is being ripped out AND someone is kicking you from the outside right where your womb is seriously it’s 23952 times more painful than what I just described! If you don’t believe please go take something hard and knock it on your balls and multiply that pain by 10603 and divide by 3 no lah kidding wtf Everytime when it hurts so bad until I can’t stand it anymore, I’ll go take the pink panadol that is meant for menstrual pain and now it doesn’t work anymore cause my body is used to it. Usually this cramp will hit me in waves one so now I feel it then 10 minutes later I’ll be fine and I won’t know when it’ll be back again (play peekaboo with me T__T) so if I feel it now and take the panadol, it’ll only be effective 10 minutes later which is when the pain will have been subsided anyway! Aiyah anyway it’s a very complicated issue la And my PMS is the worst thing ever you do not EVER want to make me angry when I’m pms-ing. It’s not that I want to simply use pms as an excuse to my bad behavior wtf but it’s something I (and a lot other women) cannot control ok! It’s like asking guys to not touch a naked girl wtf (good examples wei *pats self) so whenever you get annoyed at your girlfriend who screams at you for no reason please remember this example, that you wouldn’t be able to prevent yourself from touching a hot naked girl anyway. it’s the same with us ok T_____T except that ours sometimes comes with the unwanted feeling of being punched in the stomach HAIH DAMN SAD TO BE A GIRL LA if you are a guy now please pray that you won’t be reincarnated as a girl la become a hamster in your next life also better can eat your own kid and lifespan only 2 years so you get another shot at being reincarnated as a rich guy! Hamsters damn nice lah everyday just eat kuaci and run on the wheel and be admired by people in pet shop and fornicate with random hamsters wtf and eat your kids and repeat cycle ok goodnight pain is gone, for now T_T p.s: eh on second thought i don’t want to be a guy cause they can’t control their hard-ons! i guess i rather get very bad cramps every month than be caught dead with an erection by my crush or GASP MY PARENTS WTF WTF Marie France Review OK It’s officially 1 month since I came back and what I’ve been doing for the whole month? NOTHING! That’s what! I’m seriously sick of bumming already I need something to do! But I need something that does not need money, something that doesn’t require me to drive cause I don’t have a car, take bus/train cause they’re tiring, and walk too much under the sun and risk getting myself robbed. Ok what should I do if I don’t want to do all of the above?? Give me a suggestion please! I already sent my resume to several places but no good news so far sigh and I might have to cancel the WAO thing cause I can’t drive there and they are 30 minutes away from the nearest train station and it’ll be too tiring to get a bus to the ktm station, change to lrt THEN walk 30 minutes every morning! Seriously, anyone working in a company that needs help and wants to hire interns? I don’t care what kind of company at all I just want to gain whatever experience and not sit at home and play sims everyday haha — today I finally went to Marie France!! Okay let me tell you guys alllll about it so you can decide for yourself if you should go or not. Remember I had RM1,500 voucher right? I went in to ask if I can use it and they said yeah, so I went ahead and met the consultant. One great thing about them was their service cause although the consultant knew I was going to use the voucher, she didn’t really behave differently as I thought she would wtf you know like care less about you kinda thing. However, I was mortified (YES mortified) to find out that one session itself costs RM845! 0.o zomg. In one session, there are 3 different procedures (which i will explain later) that cost about RM250 each. So if I were to use the RM1500 I have, I can only go for TWO sessions! BUT, there’s always a but here, if I am to buy 10 sessions, instead of RM 8450, it’ll only be RM2200! How amazing right wtf so anyway she said I only have to pay extra RM 700 since I have 1,500. I obviously said no and said I’ll go ahead with the two sessions but she warned me that 2 sessions won’t be as effective as 10 (obviously) and I might not see much results. The idealistic me wants to pay that rm700 very much cause I’ve always wanted to be thinner than normal (grass is always greener on the other side!)but the realistic me says rm700 is way too much so I told the consultant that I only want to try the two sessions first. Soooo anyway, I went ahead to start my first session! First step is the cold wrap (which is around rm295 wtf I can do this at home too wei!). The consultant asked me to get naked wtf and then she wrapped some cold cloth around my tummy (since that’s the area I wanna target). I had to then wait for around 30 minutes which I spent rather wisely reading about Jamie Lynn’s relationship with her sister wtf. After the cold wrap, I was ushered into another room where I was to get a massage. Another consultant came to give me a tummy massage for another 20 minutes or so and thus ended the second step which cost around RM350 (siao not even full body massage). After the massage, I had to go to another room which I was to lie down and she spread some warming thing on my tummy. Then, I was wrapped with some thick thing which was then heated. I had to lie there for around 30 minutes and fell asleep and had a dream about having the best body in the world WTF So that was all! All that for RM845 wei and obviously, after the first session, I didn’t notice a single difference at all. Final verdict: too expensive if you want to actually see good results so go for it if you are really rich enough to do so. Unless of course, you want to go for the 10 sessions plan but then you’d have to go at least once a month after that to maintain or something like that. Anywayyy I’m starting my month long gym with Barry soon, which is only RM30 for the TWO of us for a month plus some trainer thingy. I think I’m gonna see wayyy more result than marie france and it’s 40 times cheaper too! Oh yeah, also, before going for the marie france, I kept eating a lot because I thought MF can save me wtf but since it’s only two sessions now, I guess I can’t binge so much again =( Although I just ate at SS2 murni (loh shee fun and soft shell crab fried rice mmm) after going for my first session haha I know I’m not destined for these kinda stuff lah cause you know why! The first thing I noticed when the woman gave me a tour around was the biscuits they had on some counter. I was eyeing the biscuits for some time, hoping that they’ll give me some but alas they didn’t  =( Oh one more thing! I just noticed this today but whenever I finish a satisfying meal, I always wish I can turn back time and start the whole process of me savoring my meal again. Like, I’ll wish that my stomach is empty again and the plate is full again so I can do the eating part all over again wtf WHY AM I SO WEIRD sigh which is why I can never be stick thin and also I finally found the secret as to why some people can never grow fat no matter how much they eat! it’s cause THEY SHIT EVERYDAY LOR I SWEAR THIS IS THE REASON which also means! I finally found the secret on how to lose weight even if you love food *big wet eyes. screw marie france! the secret is just shit everyday=eat more fiber=buy more cereal! whoop dee doo wtf Made of Honor I know I spelt it without the U but please don’t confuse me already T__T I kept spelling stuff with U for my papers and my professors kept correcting them so now that I’m used to that already, don’t wanna change back again. Anyway, I finally have time to gather/steal pictures from people’s blogs so here are the pictures for the Made of Honor event dinner I went to last Thursday night! Seriously I don’t know how I can forget my camera! Maybe 1. I am truly not a blogger inside wtf or 2. I know all the other bloggers will bring cameras anyway or 3. I’m just forgetful like that la wtf **credits to all those people who took these pictures, I just saved these images without remembering to copy your url so I’m sorry if I forget to give you credit for it!** Damn grand wei got a troop of people playing bagpipes! With Kel Li! I borrowed the dress from Hui Wen cause I only have two black dresses which I’ve worn over and over again. I love the color of this dress but it was too big for me so I had to walk around holding it up wtf (thanks hui wen but you looked way better in it than i do =( ) With Ringo who lost so much weight (i wanna be like that too *big wet eyes. but have no fear for i have solution to this!more on this later wtf) With Su Ann and Yuh Hui whom we think look like May Zhee! not really in this picture though.. Su ann again the girls on my table! su ann again wtf are you sick of us already With all the nuffies plus kimcun! From left, Michelle, Skyler, Kim, Su Ann, me and Wen-Qi + Ringo and me holding up my dress wtf dah lah no boobs how to flaunt wtf plus tim and KY! With Simon! OH OH SO ABOUT THE BEST COUPLE THING! Anyway they wanted to choose a few couples to go on stage for this game and at first I didn’t really want to cause I’d miss some of the meals T__T but then the MC already behind me so I had to go but it was so worth it! The first part is this Q&A thingy where the MC would ask Barry something about me and I had to write it down before he answers it and see if his answer is correct! There were 2 other couples with us, us the couple who have been together for 3.5 years, another couple who are getting married soon and another couple who have been married for 22 years! haha Anyway we only got 1 wrong for this (the question was when is my mom’s bday wtf how would he know! with the other couples us giving nervous smiles to each other then we were all supposed to go collect coins from everyone and whoever gets the most wins! I got quite a lot wei thankiu everyone! (who is that poking my back wtf) And hahahah this table made barry kiss a guy so that they would all give him coins! He sold his dignity for coins that night haha And we won 2nd place =) the married couple got first dunno how they get so much coins! Anyway LISTEN TO THIS! THE PRIZES ARE… 1. 2 night stay in jww marriot in a deluxe room 2. rm800 worth of studio photos or something 3. that bouquet of flower 4. some random made of honor stuff 5. a bottle of wine AND THE BEST OF ALL! jeng jeng jeng! RM 1,500 voucher for Marie France Bodyline slimming center *biggest wet eyes in the world Is this God’s way of giving me his amazing grace? I am so happy T______T My dream will finally be materialized! Not only that! Barry got us a 1 month membership to Celebrity Fitness (the gym)(maybe he secretly thinks I’m fat wtf) so look, in 1 month’s time, I’ll be soooo thin you don’t even know it ok! Don’t know why but I still feel like I won’t be wtf but a girl can dream! I’ll be so thin that when I take picture sideways, you’ll be wondering where I am in that picture wtf hahahahha *laughs at own joke wtf “suet where are you! i can’t see you no more” wtf Ok everyone please give me pressure ok! Say “cheh you sure won’t get thinner one lah marie france doesn’t work anyway” so that I’ll prove myself to you! Actually don’t have to do that lah cause these kinda discouragements never work for me anyway haha and my mom told me her cousin who went to marie france got thinner but once she stopped, she gained weight again and eventually got fatter than even before she went HAHAHA WHERE CAN LIKE THAT HAHAHA (*in serious tone* I’m so gonna sue them if this happens) —— I think today’s education fair was pretty successful! Thanks people for dropping by and I hope I was helpful! My throat quite sore now from talking so much (and so fast seriously there’s no stopping me when I’m excited) And thanks to all you readers who stopped by too =))) Good luck in choosing a college and in all your application! Email me if you have any questions ok! —- oh ya forgot to talk about the movie wtf hahha the main reason for all that fancy dinner was for the movie but i forgot about it so as you can see, it’s pretty forgettable haha but all chick flicks are anyway. Hmmm i personally think chick flicks are all the same but this one was pretty nice to me compared to other recent ones I’ve seen (ps i love you, 27 dresses) but as usual, you can’t expect anything much from the storyline. Dempsey was not as dreamy as I thought he’d be but it’s a good light watch i’d say so go watch it! - hello i wanna blog about the made of honor event but i forgot to bring my camera so i didn’t take a single pic at all T__T just give me some time to gather(steal) pics from facebook/blogs first ok? gotta sleep now although it’s only 12.30am (damn early wei) cause have to wake up at 7 tomorrow for the education fair! come by my booth if you will be there tomorrow! mt holyoke college ok? no ok? night! p.s: please tell me if you have a picture of me last night thanks! p.p.s: oh we won 2nd place for best couple! and it was our anniversary yesterday too woot Penang trip Attention: US Education Fair this Saturday! More about it here and anyone who has the slightest interest in pursuing your education in the states MUST go to this fair ok! You know why? Cause I’ll be there hoho wtf no lah cause over 50 American colleges/universities will be represented there and it’ll be really useful for you, even if you are unsure where your education path lies. So be there or be square! —- Hokai here are my Penang pictures! Since Penang is nowhere new/foreign like Timbuktu or something, I’ll skip the landscape pictures (not that I took any wtf). Sleeping in the car haha Barry took this picture of me. I look cool cause I’m cool like that Round 1 in Gurney Drive, Char Kuey Teow, Oh Chien, Rojak, Ice Kacang, Hokkien Mee, Claypot Chicken rice, Apom, Grilled Fish and Sotong In the hotel after dinner. My curls unraveled damn fast due to the humidity i guess =( Mirror. cant. resist. sorry lalala a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do This is how my curls look like right after I curl them, have to do them really tight like that cause no matter how much hairspray I use, the curls will go down one after 1 hour or less. Round 2: Laksa in Air Itam! and popiah too mmm with parents Barry and bro Taking picture of my bro who’s taking a video of me Went to kek lok si next. Dragon! my year! Camwhoring with the snake and dragon with family in batu feringgi reclining buddha! eh let me tell you one scary story. Behind this buddha, there were like urns and profile of those deceased so I was pretty intrigued and started reading about them, when did they die, who they left behind etc (average age 78 =S) Then Barry pulled me away and told me that his dad’s friend did that once, he was reading about this young girl who died and said that it’s a waste for a pretty girl to die so early and the ghost followed him home!!!!!!!!!111111 o_0 dont know how true is that but it’s damn scary la bored in the room while bro and barry watched football. haiya euro cup so what they have that every few years, and got premier league la what league la world cup la yawns trying to smile with my eyes. i know why i look ugly already, cause can see a lot of my gum! round 3: char kuey teow (again!), sotong, chicken wings, tomyam, loh mee and hokkien mee! Everytime eat the same stuff one haha Gurney Drive Hotel lift Round 4: ice kacang, cendol and rojak for supper Got Round 5, 6 and 7 some more but lazy wanna take pictures already. Went to the famous lorong selamat to eat ckt (again!!) and had to wait like 1.5 hours grr i’m now officially sick of hawker food! —— I’m so happy cause I just bought the sims 2 (with everything inside! sims university, pets, holiday stuff, glamour life, nightlife EVERYTHING also got!!!)! I’ve been doing nothing but install everything and playing it hohoho now I know how it feels like being unemployed =( It’s like you feel DAMN kao lazy wanna start applying for jobs and will always go haiya tomorrow lah tomorrow lah in the end never do one. No worries though cause I’ve decided that to hell with it I’m not gonna do internships! I already emailed WAO to ask if they need help and they said I can go over and help them take care of kids omg best job in the world!!! Sigh I know I’ll regret this 3 years later when I start applying for a real job and look my resume with no real work experiences and when they ask me what i did in my first year summer then i’ll say i took care of kids =( whatever la why worry about something that’s gonna happen 3 years later anyway sigh Secret blog posts Since I haven’t uploaded my Penang pictures yet (nothing much, all food only. like ALL), I’m gonna blog about posts that I wrote before but never got around to publishing them. Post 1: Blogopolitics This was written sometime last year I think, when I just stopped working with Nuff. Working there made me really stressful cause I have to get myself involved with all the bloggers and being a blogger myself made it a lot harder. Dealing with bloggers, especially those supposedly famous ones, wasn’t easy at all because they think they are kings of the world whom we should bow and give prompt attention to. So this post is about some of the bloggers (unnamed of course) whom I really hate but I couldn’t post this due to a lot of unforeseen circumstances wtf. Also this post is about people (bloggers) who were especially nice to me when they knew I was working with nuff but didn’t give two hoots about me once I stopped. HATE that kinda people lor seriously, those who only care about your existence if they need you for a favor. But I think I’ll never get around to posting this sigh. I remember feeling rather pissed with everyone and wrote this asssslonngg 2000 over words entry wtf but once I went away, I didn’t care about the blogosphere/said bloggers anymore so I just forget about the whole thing lah. Post 2: Emoemo This super emo post (can tell from the title wtf) is about my relationship. It was during one of those emo LDR moments when I felt like I couldn’t take the distance anymore and blogged about it but quickly took it down cause I didn’t want to write a public post that will affect my relationship later. A lot of random emo shit in this post lah don’t blame me I was once a lost soul who was only looking for love in all the wrong places WTF Post 3: Brought to you by the letter B HAHAHAHA this post was written by Barry when I was away in philly so I asked him to blog for me but he accidentally closed it after writing a long post and the draft only had “hello this is B for barry wtf” he gave up and didn’t bother writing it again. I’ll make him blog for me again next time cause I like his posts! Post 4: Blogs I like and hate Erm a post about blogs again. The only posts I will not post are either about private stuff like my relationship (like when we fight etc) or about blogs/bloggers lah. The only time I ever talked about blogs was when I talked about mayzhee and that also I regretted like shit cause it caused so much drama. It’s not that I’m too coward but I don’t even know these people in real life so I don’t think I should judge them based solely on their blog persona right. But I might talk about blogs I always read and enjoy someday. That’s all no more! —- To get my invites to the Nuffnang Wildlife Party, I’m gonna draw! Damn cute right wtf hahaha now I damn dilemma lah! What should I wear to the party?!! Become a zebra? Tiger? Cheetah? Leopard?? all damn common lah I must be special!! Elephant? wtf lizard?! Crocodile? Hippo? Sigh ideas please! BRB I’m going to Penang!! tomorrow! Mom said we have to leave around 7 am T_______T Won’t bring my laptop there so I’ll only blog when I’m back! Don’t miss me too much k byeee PENANG FOOD HERE I COME ZOMG ——- It’s 3.45am now and I can’t sleep T__T Why always like this one! cannot sleep when I have to wake up 3 hours later! Is it cause I’m too excited thinking about all the food I’m gonna consume in penang ah wtf hahaha. Anyway, out of sheer boredom, I read back my old entries from my blogdrive blog and realized how different I was last time. Well, I wasn’t very very different but some posts are just so..different. For one, I was less popular then and couldn’t really care less about what people think. Now, I always have to try not to bore everyone out only sigh everyday have to crack my head to think of embarrassing but funny stuff about myself just so I can make everyone’s day only wtf lalala so sleepy when I’m in front of the computer but when I turn it off and try to sleep, then I feel damn awake! Whyyy? omg shit cannot la so sleepy until I fell asleep for 3 seconds just now while trying to think of what to say T__T goodnight *prays that I fall asleep —- i’m back T____T cannot sleep at all T____________________T die lah everyone will be eating penang food tomorrow while I sleep in the hotel room wei like this! how! i cannot lose to my family wtf i must eat the most!! let me try falling asleep in front of the computer instead. —- i’m back T____T i did fall asleep in front of my comp but my neck hurt so bad and it woke me up T___T  what should i do now SIGH my brother and barry (he’s following us tomorrow) are snoring behind me and i’m looking at them sleeping peacefully in envy but i can’t sleep! insomnia wei i hate myself T__T HAIH whatever lah let me go count sheep