LOVELOVELOVECHUUUNAAIII~ If I ever had the chance to see Aaron Kwok in person, I only have one question to ask him...Mr Kwok, what do you think of this ah!! =D Beam dream I just woke up.I had the most beautiful, happyfying yet absurd dream.I am giggling as I'm typing this.I DREAMT THAT JAY CHOU ZHUI WO!!!!!AHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.It was a classroom setting, and all my classmates were primary school classmates (could identify quite a few), but we're all grown up etc.Then my Jay was sitting behind me (setting like lecture room benches) looking his usual diao self, and then I went up to the blackboard (shouldn't it be white board?) to do something (not answer anything cos there were no teachers), then suddenly Jay came up from behind me and just slung his arm over my shoulder, AND STARTED PLAYING WITH MY HAIR LAZILY.*feng diao*Then it was then that I knew HE LIKED ME!! Then in the dream a few days flew pass lah.. then by the Nth day, my classmates were all gossiping and disliking me cos they liked Jay too (duh!).Then suddenly K and this other guy whom I know and recognise but CANNOT REMEMBER NOW appeared in the dream, and they were zhui-ing me also. I am like sibeh desperate lor if dreams really reflect life. BHAHAHAHAA.Anyway the classroom suddenly became a hotel room but in a primary school setting, like it's the primary school classroom initially, just that the inside suddenly become hotel room! Then I went in to shower or something, then they were like standing at the bathroom door refusing to budge.Then I woke up.WAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA. Plagiarism Newsflash: Queen Barbie is currently being flamed North South East West about her STOMP entries - that she plagiarised wholesale from a range of sources.Quoted today from her #1 supporter in CC (and it even calls Straits Times a "village newspaper"):"Honestly, I despise her for plagiarising too. But I despise ST more for allowing plagiarising on their official blogs, and allowing copyrighted images to be used with disregard. If Dawn had been caught with the first blog post, she would have stopped. But ST allowed it to go on and on, allowed them to use other people's pictures, so I guess the bloggers thought copyright infringement is ok since it's ONLY a blog. Hambug."...Plagiarism is plagiarism is plagiarism is wrong. How hard is it to comprehend?You are at fault. Period.The onus is on the writer (for desperate need of a better word) to NOT plagiarise. No?How old are you? You must be an idiot if you are an adult and you intentionally did something wrong and you plead your case saying you NEED people to take action to correct you. Excuse me but I thought my 3-year-old cousin knows better.I'm sure NYU would appreciate your talent in plagiarising - confirm ace student.Plagiarise already still want to turn around and accuse Straits Times, for ALLOWING plagiarising.How preposterous is that?Straits Times has how much IMPORTANT stuff everyday to vet through and/or edit? How much time (and resources) do they have to allocate to unimportant stuff (relatively) to vet for plagiarism that shouldn't even be happening in the first place?They sign you on as a STOMP blogger because they think you are good enough. I don't see them signing me on, though I daresay I'm a better 'blogger' than you are if we blogged anonymously. If they give you the benefit of the doubt and the implicit trust, you don't abuse it. When you DO abuse that trust, you don't turn around and accuse the organisation for ALLOWING it, because you are insulting them. You should be hell ashamed for even SUGGESTING that Straits Times is at fault for NOT stopping you from plagiarism.Do you think Straits Times allows or endorses plagiarism?But very unfortunately, ST might not pursue it even, because if they blew this up, it would put them in bad light at the same time.Everyone who's been reading this space for some time knows my stand about plagiarism.I really wanna see how much lower Queen Barbie can stoop.丢脸丢到外婆家。 *blows airily at fingernails* I feel like a housewife now lah.Wake up, find things in the fridge to cook for brunch, then eat with K, then he washes up (or the other way round if he cooks), then go online and surf around or watch Youtube or something, bum around, then prepare dinner, then wash the dishes, watch TV, shower, go online again, then movie or sleep.So half the time I'm online! I've been online so much that I ran out of blogs to read - and I read a lot of blogs.I was flailing my arms in the air about the lack of good/funny/un-Barbie blogs, when I thought maybe I should digging dirt from the internet!Oh well blame it on my bummer status~Boy, dirt did I find.I tell you ah. The internet should transcend everything and become the first wonder of the world. What's Taj Mahal or the Great Wall man! The things I learned in the past couple of weeks over the internet is something you will never ever learn if there was no internet!I learned about how bo liao people actually are (who me?), how crass some assholeless people are.. how deluded some Queen Barbies are.. how determined some supporters are.. how scarily retarded some adults are..Like Weili says - here we are being adults like how adults should be - slogging our guts out trying to get good results and get a job and try to earn money.. there they are wasting whatever youth time and money that's left and not even accomplishing whatever they should ALREADY have accomplished because they have had headstarts to the whole game.But Weili! You fail to notice that people's game and our game different leh. You want to play the same game you have to go to Planet Barbie leh. We are called peasants leh in Barbie-lingo. It came from this self-proclaimed "princess" in a certain forum who said that to "them" (dunno who is them also - fellow deluded so-called aristocrat Afghan hounds), peasants are those who live in HDB flats leh. I am just waiting for the day these "peasants" put down their busy normal lives and attack these "aristocrats".PEASANTS ARE THOSE WHO LIVE IN HDB FLATS LEH!! This fucker is just inviting its own doomsday. Go hide in your sorry ass in your elite aristocrat kennel.Let's see. Webster defines 'idiot' as "a retarded person mentally equal or inferior to a child two years old; a very foolish or stupid person".So in Earth language these are idiots is it? A retarded person is not an idiot, but an idiot is retarded. Ahhhh.I'd rather be a peasant than an idiot any day lah. At least I can crinkle my nose, wrinkle my forehead, squeeze my brows together, have a dimple (dimples are IMPORTANT! Look at Miranda Kerr!!), have clean armpits and a decent cleavage!I am a big nehneh peasant. BHAHAHA.But of courrseeee I wish I am rich lah. You siao meh got money dowan. If I am rich now I will give Smelly Cheng money for the lawsuit and let her sue the lacy panties off Barbie (why would anyone who is allegedly not seeking attention, announce on her blog that she wears lacy panties ah?) because I am a crass peasant chabor who wants to know All The Dirt teehee.Sian leh now I read all these forums hor actually Singaporeans are damn bloody sophisticated lor. Now I must wear those obiang chunky hairbands liao cannot wear those super thin ones. Ahboh next time people think I coronal incision scar! Then now I must scrub my armpits everyday and maintain the cleanliness so that people won't say I nehneh implants leh. What a big insult to my Mummy (I certainly hope the nehnehs didn't come from my Daddy)!Oh I am such a kaypo bummer.Bum bum bum.Oh luckily I don't have a religion. Because I can bitch and lie freely unlike some self-proclaimed Good Christian Girl (eeyer don't even know is girl or not leh in the forum) who by now probably sinned her religious arse down to hell. I think all religions are good because they instill faith, belief and confidence in believers. But it's people like these who taint religions, and cause all the uproars since the beginning of time. These are the crazy idiots who redefine their religions and interpret it their own way. Then there are the fellow idiots who follow these idiots by doing whatever they say.The most ridiculous things I've heard are stuff like "Oh God loves me so regardless whatever I do no matter how much I sin, as long as at the end of the day I pray and repent to him then he will forgive me. As long as I believe in him and embrace him, he will forgive me no matter what wrong I do. Unlike you - as long as you don't believe him you will go to hell."-_____________________________________________-"See you there! Cheep I was sprawled on the bed doing my weekly Crozzle, when I heard K burst into song in front of his computer:“看我的手，看我的脚，看我的手抓你的小鸟！”-___-" Mamma Mia! I am going to rave madly about the movie, and I dunno what I'll be saying but to be on the safe side, SPOILERS AHEAD!!.....OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!I watched Mamma Mia! last night (La Premiere!!! Sydney's equivalent of Gold Class) and every single cent I paid was worth it.I would watch it again and again I think.I LOVE THE MOVIE.I watched the musical in theatre some years ago, but I thought the movie was much better because the whole REAL island scenes complemented the songs. Picturesque! Theatre was of course constrained by the props and all.I am one of the biggest drama queens I know. But who dunno this by now? Hahhaha.I was crying throughout the second half of the movie ok!I think the biggest reason why I was sobbing was because I don't think I can ever be part of a musical production ala Mamma Mia. Tell you all a secret ok. I don't think I told anyone before, but I've always wanted to be part of a theatre production. But when I was young I was fat and unattractive lah. Now that I'm you know looking better, I'm going to be overage and have nil experience.=(I was sobbing and incoherently mumbling to K that "I cannot sing anymore".Siao one.If given a chance to have a shot at theatre and you know pop singer kind of thing, I would choose to be a nobody in theatre production, than to win Superstar leh (not like I even qualified).Sidetrack - to now I still love Selena Tan's version of Mai Pehn Rai from Chang & Eng (I think this is the version).Aiya I just want to sing. I have a secret plan formed last night, but I will only say later if I did it. Friends can ask!MERYL STREEP ROCKED THE MOVIE.She is S-O good in the movie ok!? For her age she can still be so frisky and bouncy and she looked half her age as Donna! I don't think I can dance and sing like her lah! I mostest love the scene where she sang Slipping Through My Fingers *sobs*. If I watch the movie again and again I think it'll be for Meryl Streep. Her friends Tanya and Rosie were damn funny especially Rosie (Julie Walters - who played Mrs Weasley!!). Amanda Seyfried was good as Sophie too. Her voice and tan and lithe figure is so islander (in a good way) that it's like she really grew up on the island in real life.I love Pierce Brosnan (who doesn't?!) but he cannot sing. If he needed to sing in order to have a boat to take him away from the Greek island, he probably will be stranded. Or maybe that's why he stayed on the island and married Donna.Why not Hugh Grant instead? Although he also can't really sing but he has a more pleasant voice lah. Brosnan has a 007 voice! You know the stereotype gruff rahrah voice.I wanna watch it again!!Mamma Mia! *whoops* Just finished watching the World Youth Day live telecast on TV. I can still hear the barrel/pipe/church (?) organs playing from our room! We could actually hear the Pope and Bishops talking from our room lor! Just that it's like very muffled and all it sounded like was roh-roh-roh kinda stuff.But still!Anyway after hearing the Pope's speech on TV I've got a few questions leh.In Catholic faith,1) Did God "marry" Virgin Mary? Cos the Pope said something like God gave Mary a proposal, and on behalf of the people she accepted the proposal and she became Jesus' mother?2) How actually was Jesus "born"?3) Is Catholicism (?) a 'type' of Christianity, or is it the other way round, or is it a faith of its own?4) Must a Pope know how to sing? It kinda struck me when he was blessing the pilgrims then he was singing (I think) - must he sing in tune?5) How is the Pope chosen? What are the criteria?*****I went to Wagaya last night and it's damn nice lah!Next up: Tetsuya.BHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA.Refer point below =(*****I want to go to Uluru, Snowy Mountains and other places =(All of my plans fell through because of m-o-n-e-y.The lack of.*****BAIII LIUUU LIIII BAIIIII HUIII BUUU HUIIII KAAAIII~ 爱你不是爱给别人看 Does anyone happen to have this song??Pleeeease emu me if you have can? =D Once upon a time, I was skinny =( Very depressed =( Today is Thursday I just cooked my first pot of rice ever (no kidding), and it turned out like huat kueh.BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.The rice cooker's pot was SO full that if the rice was not "solidified", it would have long overflowed from the pot.HEN HAO XIAO AHAHAHAHHA.But ok lah.*****I love Woolies to bits because they have this automated cash registers that allow customers to self-serve, and I heart it dip dip because it fulfills my childhood ambition of being a cashier!!*****Ok from now on I will very graphically talk about my Brazilian wax today.You have been warned......I couldn't stand it anymore and I had to get a wax.Walked pass this shop Leah's at Bondi and I popped in while shooing my NPY to the toilet.It was a fucking nightmare.It looked so damn dodgy and unhygienic.I wouldn't be surprised if the spatula (whatever you call that) was reused!It was fucking dodgy lah!Then you know how the kind'ol people at Strip would you know (ok very graphic) trim the hair to as short as possible so that the pain was minimised?THESE PEOPLE DON'T! And I nearly fucking died from the pain because I was *ahem* kinda long. Don't laugh at me ok how long I've been here liao! The only reason I didn't dare try waxing here was EXACTLY because what I was afraid of - which came true today! I have a high threshold for pain (like belly piercing is a 2/10)! I never yelped at all or even felt pain at Strip! I actually yelped today! It was so the mostest fuckingest painfullest wax ever! MY MUMMY CANE ME ALSO NOT THAT PAIN!And then and then there was no like wipes or anything lah! Like not even the least hygiene thingamajit! NPY say I got herpes liao =( Luckily I spied with my little eye and spotted a pack of Johnson's wipes and I stole one.And then and then you know how Strip people wax like 6 or 7 times at least, so that they covered a smaller area, it was less painful?SHE DID IT ONLY USING THREE STRIPS OF CLOTH!! AND I KNOW BECAUSE SHE LEFT THE USED CLOTH ON THE BED EVEN AFTER I WAS DRESSING! SHE DIDN'T THROW IT AWAY!!She going to put gong tao one me!I waddled out of the room in shock, and when I called my NPY I was whimpering.I think she waxed my labia off.*whimpers* iPhones are overrated. Today marks the one year that I've been to Sydney!Not literally lah since I went back during summer (and kena chicken pox -__-"), just that I reached Sydney on 16th July 2007.*****For the more informed, this week is World Youth Day, and it is a NIGHTMARE.The city is so crowded with kids!It's like TP orientation x 100.You know during TP orientation, there'll be a day of games at Tampines Interchange?Yah like that. Everyone (from different countries) is waving their own flags and chanting and cheering and making a nuisance of themselves on the streets because hey, they will never see this people again.But it's quite fun to see lah.. and it reminds me of orientation when all the siao GLs and siao freshies go around, each group siao-er than the group before.I miss orientation sigh. But I don't miss the erratic sleep times (lack of sleep --> stoned throughout the day --> super bad mood --> have to act happy and rara --> even more bad mood --> dark eye rings --> unattractive Wanyi) and the bah cold showers.*****Went to the Apple store and although I don't mind having an iPhone, I think this thingamajit is SERIOUSLY overrated.It's a good toy to have if you have the extra money, but a love-new-phones-to-bits person like me don't even feel inclined to get it as a PHONE leh.It's just a gadget that seems sophisticated because it allows you to get hands-on literally, because you can use your fingers to shing shing shong shong on the phone ala those silly Tom Cruise sci-fi movies.And the sheer number of people QUEUEING up to buy it puts me off.Stop behaving like herd animals!*****I watched The Dark Knight today and Heath Ledger as Joker was AWESOME. It is a real big pity he's not alive now to see all the positive comments he's getting.Joker was fucking creepy ok?! The way he keeps licking his lips wallao it creeps me out. And he is so 彻底-ly bad it freaks me out.Go watch it I don't want to spoil it. He's damn zai!We had dinner at Chinatown and had this CRABBBBBB.It was supposed to be Singapore Crab ala chilli crab, but it ended up tasting like Sichuan 酸辣汤 which is WEIRD.I wanted black pepper crab but the chef say cannot! HOW HARD IS IT TO FRY BLACK PEPPER AND CRAB TOGETHER?!Siao one.*****Ok I am posting a link here, and it is about a fucked up Chinese woman torturing and killing a cat.I hope she fucking dies the exact way she killed the kitten (YES KITTEN - NOT CAT).I hate you JD.It is seriously not for the weak-hearted.=( PAISEH LAH! JD called me, I picked up and said "Maaamaaaaa..." in my typical whiny small-girl voice I use to talk to my parents.EMBARRASSING CAN?!The number was Withheld so I naturally assumed it was my parents lah!Walllaaaooooo. I have a new toy! Or rather, we have two new toys!Both of us got black. Apparently other than white and black, the rest of the colours only available in places like HK and Taiwan.Then what were those I saw at Myer!Bah.Anyyywayyy.New toy!My parents don't know about my new toy yet.On the way home, after alighting from the bus stop, clever boy NPY dropped his EEEPC box on the floor ahahahhaa.There was a BOM!!I was like Woohoo I go and play with my new toy liao! NPY is woooing and aaahing already.Yay!! Pampered I've been feeling sick since last night =(NPY went to the bank just now and I moped around at home.He came back with a few big drumsticks from Coles and started chopping up stuff to boil chicken soup for me!From scratch!Only my mummy and ah yi cook chicken soup from scratch for me before lor!I would be so dizzy from love if I was not already dizzy from my heavy head.He ran in and out of the kitchen to check on the soup while I ate Arnott's Premier biscuit (YUMS) and watched how Chandler and Monica started getting together on the sly (Season 5!).The chicken soup turned out a liiiitttle salty but it's yums.I think I will sad die if one day he don't want me anymore =(*skips around*Chicken soup for the soul =DHe allowed me to order a pizza (rules me with an iron fist =( ) and now I am very very jelat because I kinda only had a craving for the pineapple and ham.. but since Pizza Hut doesn't allow only ordering the toppings I had to order the entire pizza.Because I like to make life difficult for myself, I also ordered six chicky wings and now I am feeling damn jelat and feeling sorry for me.There is still a bowl of ai xin chicken soup waiting for me!I fat die also must drink finish it =D(PS @ 9.23pm: he just washed the dishes even though it's my turn - whoever cooks, the other washes up. Teeheehee.)I LOVE YOU KEN LEE!Oh oh speaking of which.Some time ago, he went for his health check up (for PR application blah) and the old lady read his name off the form and asked him "Oh! Did you see the Ken Lee video?" and she PROCEEDED to sing the song lah!!! Then K sang in unison at the "TULIBUDIBUDOUCHOOOOOO!!!"HILARIOUS! Desperate Houseflies I got this in my Friendster inbox:"good evening.just back home from work . how yr day ?drink plenty of water. Hi .mind be a friend ?.let me intro myself first ... Andy **** ** here, 23yrs old Singapore Chinese guy , height 1.72m n weight 60kg . Short profile of myself. Single.completed army last year sep . wrking in sale line for coke. Tend to care for others more. Tend to put others in first place be4 me. Tend to be truthful to others .wrking hard and hope to get my car licence so can drive mitsubishi lancer .love to eat dim sum and drink Soya bean.do sincerely hope you give me chance to know you more.sometime do help out in housechores , .love children ..... but but no children,find them lively and innocent . tend to always help others .always tend to care for others .do hope you give me a chance to let me know you more. hi . as i seldom log on to friendster as my friendster got some problem . you can sms me at ******** if you don mind de .do sincerely hope you able to recieve your sms . next time am i allowed to ask you go malaysia to eat japanese food and secret recipes ? hope can chat with you more .hope next time can cook a meal for you sorry. sincerely hope you give me a chance to know you more ."Because I am a nice girl, I omitted his full name and mobile number.Who want to friend him just email me ok! I don't charge commission.He only has one friend leh. Go and friend him leh so kelian.He will bring you go eat Secret Recipes leh!One of the things that IMMEDIATELY pisses me off real badly is if a guy apologises for everyfuckingthing at a rate of 10 sorries/sentence, or sounds utterly apologetic for no reason at all.Where the hell is your self confidence? How do you expect a girl to even respect you if you sound like a gooey slug?Another thing that pisses me off is if the guy "talks" with "de.. le.." etc. Lah leh lor is ok. But 'de' just freaks me out. I mean in the right context, 'de' or 'le' is fine by me. But don't abuse the word because 的 and 了 are not to be used with everything!And if you are sending a message to someone for the first time you do not talk about loving children and (sometimes) doing house chores.Gen ni hen shou ah?! I was out for 12 hours today HAPPY BIRDDAY TO MEENOHNEE NIU!MUACKS!*****Met Jenneefur today with NPY!They ganged up against me.We all want iPhones.Ichiban Boshi is nice!Ramen is nice!Unagi is nice!Gyoza is nice!I want Jenneefur's hair.I want Jenneefur's flat tumtum.I want to smack Jenneefur the next time I hear her say she's fat, which will be on 6th August.*****Celebrated my cousin's 18th birthday today, and the whole gang went to Outback.Dim orangy lights always make me feel damn high. Or maybe it's the sugar rush I got from the refillable Coke.My ribeye was supposed to be medium but it tasted like well done.We then went bowling.Each time I bowl, I remember why I stopped bowling.Because my thumb nail CONFIRM kena ripped and it effing hurts.But I still love bowling!My other guy cousin set off this firework thingy that he made himself. His parents always say his room is a dangerous place to be in, because there are all sorts of chemical stuff and knives and stuff he'd bring back from technical class.He actually brought back wood to burn in a tin can, so that they can toast marshmellows!Looking at the bunch of teenagers made me feel damn old.It's damn nice to have close friends who started out being your parents' friends' kids.Like family friends since young.Though NPY said sooner or later will drift apart somehow.But we agreed it's damn nice lor.It's nice to wish if we were still young and carefree.*****Today, NPY and the dog were best friends.AHAHAHAHHAHA.*****I am hungry =( The perfect night in Having the entire apartment to ourselves, wrapped in layers of winter stuff, watching a romantic movie (Intolerable Cruelty - George Clooney & Catherine Zeta Jones) and slurping ice cream, after a yumtious Thai dinner.Wooooohoooo.I want to order Domino's!*****Results are out.Woohoo I'm a Masters holder!I got two distinctions and two high credits lor. And for the N'th time I've been yakking to whoever would listen, both the credits are two marks away from distinction.I am super sian diao!The BBBIIIGGGGG irony is - the paper that I was so damn afraid would fail, turned out to be the highest mark I have. NPY snubbed me because I turned out to be the person that I always bitched about.Butbutbut I really thought I was going to fail lor! The paper was such a bloody killer!I love this lecturer lah! Hehehehe. She gave me full marks for the group presentation and class participation. Just that I kinda screwed it up for individual assignment. I needed to pass the exam before I can pass the course, and I was rather certain I couldn't even pass. I got 31/40 for the paper!I think I just did my own double major. Masters of Commerce and Bullshit.Ok lah I really got study very hard lor so I got such results very happy liao. Though I thought I would have done better for both the tourism subjects.Shrug.Ok I am very cold my fingers are numb.Hooray for distinctions! Stepford Barbies I am sick of seeing the same replicas of Barbie version 2008 everywhere.Long straight/wavy hair.Check.Coloured/iris enlarging contact lenses.Check.Thick eyeliner.Check.False eyelashes/eyelash extensions.Check.Skinny until want to die.Check.Boobs (real or otherwise).Check.Photos exposed until I am going blind.Check.S-A-M-E poses (across all Barbies) in photos.Check.Miss ________ and hundred other titles.Check.Dressing (cannot even use the word fashion) styles.Check.Physically look the same still not enough. All doing same jobs some more. Does anyone actually have a lawyer or architect or personal assistant friend who looks like that? If yes tell me ok so that I don't go around with a stereotype.Everyone who looks like a Stepford Barbie have fellow Stepford Barbie friends, and soon all Stepford Barbies will congregate and take over the world.Can't even surf another random blog without thinking for the Nth time "Where have I seen this girl before?!"Batteries sold separately. F.R.I.E.N.D.S One of my own definitions of "who is a good friend", is whether I remember their birthdays, AND at least drop a text to say Happy Birthday (or send a Guess bag in a parcel from Sydney HOR CHEECHER LIU???).I am very good at remembering birthdays - even the most random acquaintances'. Whether I bother to say Happy Birthday is another story, and like I said, it's one of my definitions of who is a friend to me.However, from now on I will have a new "clause" for myself.Those whom I had texted, but didn't reply and didn't have a valid reason for not replying, will cease to be a good friend.Valid reasons include coma, death, and that you honestly didn't receive the text somehow. Otherwise, even if you are really fucking busy at the moment or during the entire day (highly unlikely), there will ALWAYS be a chance to reply - it's only whether you want to or not.Don't come and tell me fucking bullshit like how you are at Antarfuckingtica or Brafuckingzil or wherever and therefore just bu liao liao zhi and hence no reply.Of course you can say the entire world texted you and it'd be daaaamn expensive to reply everyone, but I refuse to believe that there is not a pool of selected (good) friends that you WOULD reply to, regardless where you are.So my point is, if I am not even worth a long-distance text reply, it shows that 1) I am not in that selected pool of good friends, 2) you cannot be bothered, and therefore, I shall not be bothered. Because dude - it took ME a long-distance text also.I am angry with myself for not listening to friends who had told me not to give a flying fuck - I actually wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt to prove yourself, and to prove myself wrong.I can't believe you actually proved me right all over again. And at the e-x-a-c-t same issue.Well done.From now on, no more niceties from me.I would rather take the coins and throw it in a hobo's dirty hat. Oh woe is my memory I must be really getting old and senile, because I was surfing my Favourite Blogger Dawn's site, and something looked weird to me.The latest entry, dated 2nd July 2008, says:"About the lawsuit,Some of her rabid fans have belittled me for wanting to sue her. Some still insist I'm a liar and hiding behind the law.That is plain ridiculous. Is the law not there for us to seek our grieviances (sic), uphold justice and truth?"Odd... I really thought there was a part about her saying something like she had accepted my friend Xiaxue's apology leh.But of course I may be so wrong since I'm just a commoner and no one gives a shit about what commoners say lah.Maybe I wanted to protect my friend so much that I conjured up images of actually SEEING the part about Dawn, saying that she accepted Xiaxue's apology.But hey. This time round I can swear on my yet-to-be-released results (omg the anticipation!) and clearly state my claim that Dawn DID edit her entry and removed the part about accepting Yanyan's apology.So now is what? Quietly retract the (faux) gracious acceptance, and hope that people re-read the edited entry and be convinced that she can now argue her case that she never did accept the apology?If you really wanted to do something like that, you should "remove the entry in its entirety" (as quoted from her mehnehjer), or just post up a brand new entry saying AND informing that she has retracted her claim and guess what - she won't be accepting the apology after all.Not quietly edit the entry.Wah I better watch my words man. Later I get sued then how?! Then my parents would be so disappointed in me. They may not support me if I go to court leh! Later I go jail for life then I die inside how!?I must do the correct things so that I can save my parents' face!Omg what a clever pun BHAHAHAHAHAHA.Queen never say accept means never lor!Chop your head off if you maaaalign her.Summmbordy gonna gedha hurta reeeeal baaaahd~Summmbordy!!! How girly are you? Sometimes I will scoff at random girls, like toilet or bus conversations.I scoff at the "girly-ness" of them and their conversations, because (insert: NPY is reading this as I'm typing, and he scoffed at me saying 'You not girly meh?! You is highly mighty princess ah!) some girls are so niang (OMG THE SUN! Proceeds to scamper off to the nearest shaded area).But sometimes I wonder how guilty I am of that.So one fine day I started thinking about how girly/bo chup I am.Uhmm.I can go out without even drawing my eyebrows, but I cannot have random long browhair sticking out and spoiling the eyebrow shape.I can wear super boring default clothes, but I must have matching undies (yes even at home).I can put on make up, but like how Lala and Yanyan will agree wholeheartedly, the makeup is almost non-existant.I can go without nail polish for the longest time (leceh lah), but my nails must be perfectly square-shaped (my nails are self-shaped to a professional standard muahahaha).Girly or not?I am so boliao ahahahahaha.I cooked for the first time for my NPY today and he gave me a 7/10.Quite ok lah I guess given how he is like atas Hell chef Ramsay (does anyone watch Hell's Kitchen as well?!)I am a happy girl because I have a kitchen now!I'd be happier if I had more money to buy stuff to cook ahahahaha.Ok lah I got nothing to blog already bye bye. Nope! I am not leeching onto some random neighbour's internet access.=D Involuntary hiatus I'll be moving out of my college tomorrow into the new place at Randwick, so I will be internet-less for around two weeks (though I am fervently praying it will be much less than that), so there'll be no blogging or even MSN. I think I will DIE from the cut-off, especially with the big brouhaha now.The showdown of the plasticzillas. I love you Yanyan!So unless I manage to find some internet access somewhere, otherwise I won't be posting.Have a happy weekend everyone.P/S: Eelai if you have emailed me what we have discussed about this morning, sms me ok. I die also will find internet access for you. I wonder what would it be like... ... to wake up everyday and stare into the mirror, seeing a face that is not mine.. or at least what did not use to be mine...... to wake up everyday and realise that I no longer look like my sibling.. even though we used to look uncannily alike before...... to wake up to torrents of hate messages/forum threads/blog entries that snowballed during the time I was asleep...... to look at my parents and feel guilt (or not) about eternally changing whatever they had given to me physically.. their features.. their traits.. and dumping all of those down the plastic surgeon's yellow toxic waste bin...... to ponder about my future children's faces.. and how different (or ugly, even) they might look like...... to face public tirade if I cannot stand how ugly my children are to me and hence carting them off to my surgeon to change their faces...... look at past photos and feel the vacuum within me - because I am not who I am looking at anymore. Oh well I can always burn the photos!... to be in the shoes of a damsel in distress.. who had to engage someone high-and-mightier and holier-than-thou to save me from my problems - problems that I had allowed to escalate, problems that I created with my own bare hands...... to look at my family in their faces and still seek support despite all the anguish and inconvenience I have caused them just because of my own follies...... to sleep with someone whom, oh dear god, might just be someone my dad knows. Yucks.... to be the lone fighter out there, trying hard to convince people who don't know me that woohoo this is me, while other former and current acquaintances out there are coming out with evidence of the previous me. No lah. As long as I die also don't admit, it's not me! What a clever ploy! No one would know!... to be an actual walking oxymoron. What oxymoron you ask?Truly fake. Eyes wide shut I slept at 4+ am.I woke up at 5.45am.I have been awake for 3 hours and 10 minutes.I have had breakfast - three hash browns, two eggs, and a glass of OJ.Mahesh didn't sleep as well cos he just returned from the Russia vs Spain match.His beanie-d hair is darn funny.I am kicking myself for leaving FRIENDS in K's room.I want to try sleeping but the delivery guy said he'd deliver the empty cartons for me to pack my stuff (to ship back home) between 10.15 - 11.15am.I want to go bang on K's door but he'd grumpy me cos I kept flipping around restlessly and he couldn't sleep as well (that's why I went back to my room).I need to sleep. CCHSM Choir is on Facebook! Because I am disgustingly wide awake despite it being a disgusting 6.44 am, I created a group in Facebook, for Chung Cheng High School (Main) Choir.Go get yourself added if I haven't sent you an invitation already - name of group is CCHSM Choir. I dunno why for the life of me I didn't put it as CCHS(M). Bah now they don't allow me to change.You can upload photos (I think for our batch one must use SCAN BHAHAHAHAHA) and videos (which I posted a couple onto YouTube long ago - I no internet money lah can someone go and search for Chang Jiang Zhi Ge and something else on YouTube and go keepvid.com to save it and post it on Facebook) and hopefully word gets round and the newbies (by this I mean people younger than us) can go update news and stuff about choir. Has the choir tee become better yet?Too bad Miss Lim is not on Facebook hor. If I sms her now to ask her to join FB, she will think I siao or not ah? YodeleyyyyHEEEE~~ I have a friend.Let's call him Mr Grumpy.We had a conversation.(Jenn Jenn and Dodo can ask me who it is MUAHAHAH.)Mr Grumpy says:guess who i saw ytdMr Grumpy says:at a wedding dinnerMr Grumpy says:i know i can tell u something that make ur dayMr Grumpy says:haha阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:****!Mr Grumpy says:nope阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:midori?Mr Grumpy says:nopee 阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:tell me!阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:wait阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:someone i like or dun like?Mr Grumpy says:both阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:huhMr Grumpy says:ya u like and dun like this person阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:FANN WONG!阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:i dunno lah who?!Mr Grumpy says:why u dun like fann wong Mr Grumpy says:-_-(I was anyhowly guessing lah - of COURSE I like!)Mr Grumpy says:*******阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:i dun like him wat阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:whose wedding was it?Mr Grumpy says:used to like watMr Grumpy says:my buddies'Mr Grumpy says:his gf is my friends cousin阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:he got bring his ugly gf or not Mr Angsty says:AND阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAMr Grumpy says:u look better than his gfMr Grumpy says:HAHAHA阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:BHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHMr Grumpy says:SEE I KNEW I CAN MAKE UR DAY阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:BBHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA阿旺 IS FREE!!!!!!! says:I AM GOING TO BLOG ABT ITMr Grumpy says:i read magazine b4 they say if girls know they look better than their ex's current squeezeMr Grumpy says:they super highIndeed *smirks* *twirls around like a fat panda* I. AM. FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO MORE EXAMS FORFUCKINGEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!HOOOOORAAAYYYYYYY!!I AM GOING TO BONDI TO SHOP MY ASS OFFFFFF NOOOOOOWWWWW!!!(edited: Ok I only succeeded in watching Get Smart, eating some kickass ramen, and saw some sleeping puppies in the pet shop.)*****This is absolutely random, but I was on the bus going home when I went pass High St, and I suddenly recalled how Sharon Au did the "You think you live in HIIIIIIIIGH Street, then you very HIIIIIIIIGHHHH CLASSSSS issit?!" during Beauty World. I still remember that Ah Hock! Ah Hock is a very funny name. Tan Ah Hock! Since my future puppy is going to be called 惜福 (whoever copies this name after seeing this entry shall be cursed with genital warts FOREVER - I am not joking about the curse), and I can call him Ah Hock legitimately!Ah Hock Ah Hock Ah Hock!*****Ever since I injured my palm cos I tried to be Superman but I flew too low, I realised how inconvenient it is to injure somewhere like your palm.You know how Chinese have (or has?) this saying "手心是肉, 手背也是肉" (loosely translated, it means both your palm and the back of your hand is your flesh)? And some nincompoopies would conveniently use this as an excuse of being incapable of making any decisions (usually in the context of relationships bah), and effectively drag on the sorry situation even longer?Bullshit I say.After hurting my palm, I can loudly proclaim that, despite both sides being flesh, it is definitely more painful and inconvenient to hurt your palm lah!!So what both sides are flesh? Even if you are stick-thin like Amy Winehouse, your palm's flesh is bound to be thicker than the back of your hand! Thus the inequality is already there, like it or not. From my (unfortunate) experience, I can tell you, if given a choice I'll bet you would rather hurt the back of your hand than your palm.DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW INCONVENIENT IT IS IF YOU HURT YOUR PALM!?Try scraping your palm like me! Cannot wash hair, cannot wash body, cannot use that hand to do stuff lest you have to wash it which you can't, CANNOT WRITE BECAUSE YOUR FINGER/NAIL WILL POKE INTO WOUND (try getting this DURING your final exams *bah*), cannot chit kar chng, cannot do ANYTHING!And if anything, you'd feel more pain if you hurt your palm, because you are bound to forget that the wound is there and thus you will do something stupid to hurt it! It takes longer to heal too, because you know how when you relax your palm, it kinda 'curves' inwards like cupping your mouse? Yah wait till your flesh grows back and it's a smaller area cos of the constant 'curving', then when you try to open your palm it hurts cos there's not enough flesh to SPREAD.So for the love of all baby animals in the world, stop using this as a lameshit excuse about how you cannot make a decision because you are afraid to hurt either guy, because you will end up hurting BOTH guys, making you a bigger bitch than you already are.Having said, the only decision you'd have to make.. is which guy to allocate to the palm and the back of your hand. To which I feel that deep inside you (probably in the spleen or somewhere) you'd already have the answer, so go with it and start making things better already.Oh well.*****What's with girls who loudly and proudly proclaim, "I have NEVER peeled my own prawns or crabs!!"?What's your point? Good lah you are very lucky you always have dogs around de-shell your prawn woohoo congrats. 神气 semmo 鸟?Very haolianable meh? Dunno want to say the girl stupid or the guy. Let her exploit you like that.Stupid people.*****Yesterday was a crazy day.After the damned (literally - I really think I might just fail) paper, we cabbed down to Coogee and had Chish & Fips (real name!) while waiting for Queen Stacy to hail from her house (who was an hour late muahahaha).We actually spent nearly 4 hours sprawled on the sand like beached whales playing Taboo (the waves were huge! Like surf-able waves!). I played Taboo for the first time and it was damn fun(ny)! Kitty asked something like: "You use it over the book to make things clearer!" So I said magnifying glass! In the end it was highlighter!Then it was my turn and the answer was Argentina, so I sang "Don't cry for me ______!!" And Kitty was like "LIVERPOOL!"BHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.And now I'm kinda sunburn on my back. I think it was my first time ever wearing a turtleneck pullover to the beach and still feel cold. The sand numbed my feet!Then we went off to our classmate's family restaurant (Azteca) and had authentic Mexican food. We were given those Mexican hats and I was given a complimentary birthday pudding! Our friend's dad (the owner) sang us songs and was like "You need more tequilas!" because we weren't singing.The total alcohol damage was a litre of sangrias (I love sangrias!), 3 bottles of white (which Kitty polished off half of that), and Baileys I think.We were all very happy girls.Was supposed to move on to Lowenbrau for some Bavarian mango beer, but I was so sloshed (didn't sleep previous night) I had to go home before I wake up at some unknown alley the next day, and I had (a much interrupted) sleep of 12 hours.Now I am very tired again.Shall go watch FRIENDS.OMGOMGOMG they're selling SATC collector's box set laaaahhhh!! But it's $180! There are individual box sets at $25 each ($150 in all) but still so expensive laaahhh.I REALLY WANT THE BOX SET IT'S SO SUPER CHIO!!Ok shall go watch FRIENDS. Coffee, tea, or me? A flight-attendant-friend-of-mine will be going to Japan (lucky bitch) tomorrow for a holiday, and her dear boyboy will be working on that flight (but she's paxing lah).IMAGINE HOW DAMN ROMANTIC IT WOULD BE!Boyboy: "Hi mam, would you like chicken or beef?"Friend: "I would like you in the lavatory now baybeh."BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.Sibeh shiok!Extra meals extra buns extra colouring books!Please get me a colouring book.Thank you.HAVE A HAPPY JAPPY HOLIDAY YOU TWO!! Exam #2 You remember how I blasted my head off for the first exam, cos I woke up like 15 min before the alarm was to go off?Woohoo! Today I actually didn't wake up before the alarm went off!...BECAUSE I WOKE UP WHEN A MUTHAFUCKER CALLED AT 7.05 AM AND IT WAS SOME THICK ACCENTED GUY WHO CALLED THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.SO MANY DAYS TO CALL DOWAN TO CALL MUST WAIT UNTIL LAO NIANG GOT EXAM AND ACTUALLY MANAGED TO SLEEP AND THEN YOU MUST CALL LAH?!WTF IS THIS?!IN THE END I WOKE UP 15 MIN BEFORE THE ALARM WENT OFF AGAIN LAH I AM MUTHAFUCKIN'LY PISSED I HOPE YOU GET WOKEN UP 20 MIN BEFORE YOUR ALARM GOES OFF TOMORROW.But I am a happy girl today because:1) I think I did pretty well for my paper today!I actually remembered the definitions and silly models lor! I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED them so confidently I didn't even have to use a pencil to draft it! I just wrote it out like I've always know that learning is the purchase and consumption knowledge and experience that consumers apply to future related behaviour, and that heuristics are the if-then rules that help consumer to discover or learn, and the rules-of-thumb are used to find solutions to problems!! I swear I didn't refer to anything while typing this. Omgomgomg!2) I received Stitch's handmade/drawn postcard!IT'S SUPER CUTE LAH!!! She drew a dog biting long hair cos she says I always blog about how I want a dog and my long hair back!! THE DOG IS SUPER CUTE LAH! But she is a shy girl so maybe she don't want me to take photo. Lol! BUT IT'S SUPER CUTE LAH!3) I received the parcel that Didi and parents sent!!I dunno whether these lovebirds pakat or what, but Didi bought me a Swatch Flik Flak watch that has MANY baby huskies on the strap!! Many innocent-looking baby huskies!! I was rejoicing about it until I read the packaging - "Born in 1987 Flik Flak is the premiere educational children's watch with a colour-coded concept to teach children to read the time."... I not chewren! My dad sent me a Winnie-the-Pooh small plush toy, telling me it's a de-stress bear bear. I think it's something he discovered in the abyss of trash at home while clearing the house and sent it over lor. AHAHAHA.4) I ate my super-craving 椒盐排骨 just now!!And I also had my LOVEEEEEE Honey Black Tea with pearls from EasyWay (I applied for the position at Eastgardens!!)And my friend just showed me the bid that she just won over eBay:SUPER CHIO LAH.I WANT!Dunno what's the problem with guys man. Both her boyfriend and K said that these gumboots are "ugly" and "disgusting".SO NOT LOR!Which ones to get?!Chioness! I can go splashing in the winter puddles!!