The Truth. New blog, new persona, new life(somewhat). khaosd.wordpress.com PS: Some things just cannot be avoided. SOooooo…. LET’S JUST PARRRRRRRRRRRR-TAAAY THE NIGHT AWAY!!!  walalalaalalala! ARGHHH This.. THIS.. this… THIS!!!! thissssss THING. is seriously fizzing me off. I think I chopped down 1/3 of the amazon rainforest trying to get it right. R still phailing though. I keep getting stuck at one stage. i mean have you ever seen a indented rose before? LOL. …firetrucking madddddd~! nonsense. ok. im lost. Update: I’m taking a break. Woot I find this [here] very very informative and in-depth. After reading everything, I find that it’s quite accurate in describing my personality.. accurate to the point of being creepy actually. I seem to be the physical manifestation of Cancer the Crab.. 99%, if I dare say so myself. lol aite, moving on, Ytd the auntie in me came out again, I went NTUC and bought sheetloads of weirdo things. No pics for now? (i may decide to, later) A list, I shall give: 1) Thirsty Hippo Dehumidifier (Generally speaking, this items are quite effective, it’s just that the carrefour ones I bought previously were not really ‘top grade’, so I trying this Thirsty Hippo one) 2) Some kinda antiseptic + Air freshening spray. Claims to eliminates germs and bacteria. but what really caught my attention was the fact that it could be used on keyboards. so just buy. 3) Some sort of shoe freshener spray. It’s like a cylinder, you place it into your shoe, push it down, and there are two ‘nozzles’ at the front and back that will release the contents inside. I find it chin interesting, so just buy to play play around with. I also opened Jasmine and Lavender. Wah abit of regret!!! Even though the pouches are small and fragrance beads afew, this little brats pack quite a punch! now my whole room smells of a freaking Lavender + Jasmine garden! URGHH. I’m sure those blardy Green apples ones are gona make me hungry!! Well that’s all I guess? Misanthropic Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species, or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people. The term is also applicable to those who self-exile themselves or become loners because of the aforementioned feelings. The word comes from the Greek words μίσος (”hatred”) and άνθρωπος (”man, human being”). A misanthrope or misanthropist is a person who dislikes or distrusts humanity as a general rule. Definition take from [here] You Are 61% Misanthropic Here’s the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it.You’re not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you’re getting there. How Misanthropic Are You? Nice, I didn’t know there is a definition for such behaviors. well guess I’m not the only one. once again, Lady Luck has shown her distaste in me. lol. AGAIN! I have the tendency to buy my birth date, year of birth and NRIC number on my bdays. But for this year i only bought my birth date and year of birth, Sat and Sun draw. Sat is just totally not even close, so nvm that. Today… well i buy 1986, first prize open 0986…. this one still ok, cause had i buy my NRIC oso, I would have been even more ‘grab balls’!!! My first 4 IC digit is 8618. 2nd prize open 8681. -______________- SONG BO! This is already the 4th time. lol gah. ali ali oxy freeeeee! ok time to iron clothes. out! PS: Bad as I like ye, it’s worse without ye. Future songs update Yep. Time again for future songs update. Missed out June one for some reason. Managed to obtain some July hits that I find to be not bad, so this shall be a June/July update! (Pardon me, not gona embed youtube for now. Reasons stated here) Moving on, June’s Update 1. Q(of 112) - Crazy Crazy (Highly Recommended) 2. Fat Joe Feat. Lil Wayne & The Game - Aint Sayin Nuthin (remix) (Recommended) 3. Paula Abdul - Dance like there is no tomorrow (Konvict Remix) (Highly Recommended) 4 Paula Abdul - Dance like there is no tomorrow (Oakenfold Remix) (Recommended) 5. Paula Abdul - Dance like there is no tomorrow (Recommended) 6. Busta Rhymes Feat. Lil Wayne, Nas, The Game, Big Daddy Kane, Spliff Starr & Reek Da Villian - Dont Touch Me (Remix) 7. Lil Kim - Respirator (Nice bass!) 8. Lil Wayne - On Me 9. Chris Brown feat. Bow Wow & Hurricane Chris - Picture Perfect 10. Rick Ross ft. Pharrell - Get down (Recommended) 11. Robin Thicke - Magic (YES! This is the Samsung Hp commercial Music! MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC!) 12. Rock City - Hip Hop is Changing (Follows the music of Hip hop saved my life by Lupe) (Recommended) 13. Son-D-Lyte Feat. Akon & Kaye Styles - Shawty (Official Remix) (Recommended) 14. Donnie Klang Feat. Ja Rule & Diddy - Take U There (Remix) (NICE BASS! Highly Recommended) 15. The Game Feat. Travis Barker - Dope Boys (Highly Recommended!!) 16. Three 6 Mafia Feat. Project Pat - Built Like Dat 17. Thrillville - Tonight (Recommended) 18. Soulja Boy - Crank It (Travis Barker Remix) (RECOMMENDED) Now for July’s update! 1. Slim (of 112) feat. Shawty Lo & Yung Joc - So Fly (Remix) 2. Click Ft. Chris Brown - Get it Get it (Recommended) 3. David Banner feat. Jazze pha - Fly 4. Busta Rhymes ft. Lil Wayne & (Ludacris Prod. By Cool N Dre) - Throw It Up I realized July’s songlist not very good. Oh well. OUT! I am the Dark Horse Vote Me 5 powerhouses are in this categories, so that makes me the dark horse. I am seriously very very surprised that I got nominated. during the nomination period, I only voted for ONE blog(not mine lar, duh) as I couldn’t really think of any other blogs to nominate.. blame it on my nonchalant nature towards subjects such as this. Blogging to me is 80% feel, 20% audience and seriously, pardon me for my bluntness, I don’t really care much for such superficial things. (i just enjoy voting, somehow it gives me a false sense of power……….. WHAT?! *shrugs) NOT saying that I don’t want attention(I am but a human) but i just find it hassleful to get myself thrown into the limelight and having to put TOO MUCH of my emotions and feelings in just to satisfy/explain everything to my readers. If only I have someone to handle all the PR for me… gah. ..So Why write this?? Well the purpose of this post is just a way of saying THANK YOU to the one(s) who nominated me. Even though you guys have darn poor eyesight, I really do appreciate it. Actually I also never do much voting lei, cause most of the categories… I realised I totally no interest in. I mean.. 3) Insightful blogs makes me fall asleep on my desk (Seriously) 4) I don’t really emphasize on the amount/quality of photos on one’s blog.. So… 5) The only podcast I’ve ever heard/seen and not fall asleep are those from here. donnoe lei, i just think Mr brown is cute. hahaha! ok seriously, I ain’t really a ‘radio’ sorta guy.. and I only JUST started to find FD and Glenn funny on Class 95. SOoooo yeah. 6) I don’t find those 4 nominations under ‘most controversial’ as controversial… I did however! have ONE perfect nomination to give. but it appeared only ytd… way after the whole thing got finalised… so too bad so sad. (if there was a nomination for most dumbo and idiotic post, I would have nominated it too!) 9) For most insightful post, please see number 3. 11) I don’t trust reviews. I mean everybody has their own taste and opinions. go get the damn thing to test it out yourself. 12) For best photopost, please see number 4. So there you have it. My opinions. MY GODDAMN FUCKING OPINIONS! SO PLEASE! STOP THINKING  FAR UNTIL DONNOE WHERE AND POST IMAGINARY COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON MY BLOG!!! I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE YOU ONE! BLARDY COOKIE IF I WERE TO SEE A COMMENT I DEEM TOO RETARDED FOR AGES 3 AND BELOW! *arhem* We all have our own opinions and reasons for voting, no matter how weird it is: You may vote for this guy cause he spews vulgarities like a verbal assault specialist and you get horny when people do that. You may vote for this girl simply because her boobs are bigger than yours.(moobs included) YOU MAY EVEN vote for this guy.. simply because you like how his head floats in midair. Whatever the reasons, we all have it. I am only different because I voice it out openly. I am not implying anything, Neither am I ‘dictating’ whose blog is WORTHY and/or UNWORTHY. My posts(99% of them) are not laden with hidden agendas, super strong pepper and/or UBER salty salt. NEITHER am I saying that my blog is the ONE TRUE BLOG and everything I post makes your com overload with awesome-ness while just loading the fonts and thus explodes in a big fiery ball visible from outer space. I cannot do that. Cause my England is not that powderful. In short, I post my own TRUE and SIMPLYJOE SIMPLE opinions here on my blog so that I can SHARE it with people who gives a damn and ultimately, opinions + blog = Perfect, no? SO PLEASE stop making an ASS out of U and ME. THANKYOUVERYMUCH! PS: In case ya wondering, I did not vote for myself.  I mean I’m not touting my own horn, but my strong sense of fairness prevents me from doing so.. I will just feel like I’m cheating. All the New Lines! image via [here] right click>new tab/window to enlarge. goddamn blardy hell. i hate my blog! XD lol  wow. I’ve heard of the new circle line but I didn’t know there was a Downtown Line! This is handy if ya want to know where exactly all this new lines are stopping. eh… moving on, How to be photogenic? …ok wait. I think I shall blog about being photogenic later at night/tmr. Cause I need peeks to make it moar.. exciting! prepare for some scary photos!!!! muahahahahhahaha!!!!! Blogs that I hate. Ok not really a list of the blogs that I hate, but rather some of the things bloggers put/do/make on their blogs that can almost immediately make me click on the ‘X’ button on the top right hand corner of my browser without even assessing the blogger’s writing style. Do note though, this does not really apply if in the first place, you know the blogger well and/or has some sort of favoritism for him/her. Here we go! THIS IS RANKED! IN ORDER OF MOST IRRITATING TO LEAST IRRITATING. 1. Black background + White fonts = Pisses me off immensely. I get ghosting and my head spins after reading them for about 5 mins. I ABSOLUTELY ADHOR that! 2. Ads. The sight of ads seriously pisses me off whenever I visit a blog. My stand has always been this: Blog because you FEEL like it, not because you THINK you should. Why plod a fucking factory right smack in the middle of a beautiful forest?? tsk tsk. But let’s face it, ads on blogs are so common this days. I’d be glad if out of 10 blogs I visit, 2 doesn’t have something related to NN or whatever. So I’ve more or less toned down my analism on this issue. Nowadays, 5 ads is the most I can tahan, AND they must be neatly arranged and NOT obstructive. As long as I see it without me searching for it, I’d deem it as obstructive. 3. Embedding music. man. darn irritating, especially when it’s in the middle of the night and you forgot to turn down the vol. of your speakers, than suddenly WWA WAA WAAAW WAAAWWAAWWA SATAN BAM BAM BAM HELLHELL BAMMM BAMMM 666 BONK!!! some heavy metal music starts to play. =.= If there is a stop button for your ‘music player’, I will press it and CONTINUE to read your blog. If there isn’t any. HAHA then even if you write like Mr brown I will also click the ‘X’ button. (I mean if you want to embed, at least turn auto-play off! very easy one what right or not? respect the readers and the readers will respect you!) 4. Fancy Fancy &darn boliao functions. For example: cannot highlight, copy and/or paste, stupid pop up box when I come and/or go, decorating my mouse pointer without my permission, ‘Snowing’ in your blog, etc. etc. ALL I WANT IS TO READ WHAT YOU’VE TYPED! nuff said. 5. Many MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANYYYYYYYYYY photos, Then 3 words only. www.flickr.com nuff said. 6. Slow loading. I think this applies to all website i visit, not just blog. so yeah. ….I mean, You like slow loading MEH!? 7. Navigation. To go here, please click here, then click here and here and then here to go back to here and then if you want to go here click this one next to go here. click finish liao please click here. …How about I just click the X button? 8. This is somehow related to point number 7. Poor design. I mean oh my god. I have to search for 30seconds just to find the blardy main page link! (when i’m reading a permalink) THAT is seriously wtf. 9. Again, related to number 7 and this time, 8. NO main page link AT ALL. usually people will put their’s on the title of their blog. but some blogs I’ve encountered TOTALLY don’t have this function! So If I want to go back, I have to GO to the URL bar and input their blog’s url. how lame…. 10. Scary looking people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh come’on, I AM BUT A HUMAN!! (ok ok, to be fair, if ya write well, I won’t kpkb so much, just.. try your best not to camwhore too much yeah? *feels like author is talking to himself… hmm)   Again, let me just emphasize the fact that I’m not very anal when it comes to my friend’s blog. slightly irritated, yeah. But I can live with it. (though it wouldn’t hurt if ya were to change!!! lol ) This post is just my thoughts on blogs THAT I HAVE NEVER EVER VISITED before.. and seriously speaking, I don’t think I’d ever go back should you fall under any or all of this points I’ve made so far. Unless you belong to the latter half, (6-10) then I may or may not  continue to read just so I can see whether or not your writing is worth it for me to tahan. Ultimately, it’s a blog right? Simple, easy. =D   PS: yeah yeah I noe I have my own cons. Not happy, just shoot. I will change, should I feel like it. Remember, I owe you nothing. =D Next topic shall be about ‘what kind of writing style/topics on your blog I hate the most’. hmm.. that one should be short lar. urgh. too much cheese. Went for ping outing cum bday celebration at Peperoni’s(Greenwood avenue) (not say i want to say what, but is really chin wulu!! but ok lar, at least the food there not bad. Thanks Jerrick for the recommendation!) Had a great time. Just that I ate too much cheese and I’m not really in the mood to blog or whatever as I’m feeling ghay sick, other than that everything was fun lar. Thanks to Fatlay and Lantern for the ‘tamade-gona-make-me-jog-3-moar-rounds-from-now-on’ cake. Thanks to the rest 1) Jerrick 2) Sheylara 3) Nadnut 4) Uniquefrequency 5) DaphneEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee 6) Floating head of doom (So smarty smarty today. pui) 7) Claudia (Bday girl too!) 8 ) Claudia’s bang (does he have a blog? if so do let me noe, i’ll link him up) 9) Arzhou (I am not drunk. really!) 10) Uzyn 11) Sekling 12) ironicgamer (Bro, let me know if i link wrongly, you jitao is many many brogs!) 13) Ruifang 14) Daniel 15) Rinaz for the bday song and etc. etc. Before I go, some peeks. My bosses! Angie and Mike. At first I feel feel inside like machiam those ornamental vase and perhaps maybe a picture frame. Opened it up and the first thing I said was SIMI LAN CHEOW? end up the vase = heineken, picture frame = Merci lol kns. -.- hahaha obviously you should know which one i heart the most. Nice people they are! =D YAY! before I go, I would just like to say that hor, ALLLLL PEEKTURES TAKEN TODAY DOES NOT REPRESENT THE TRUE ME! I AM VERY SHAGGED AND RAGGED TODAY! DUE TO WORK AND THE FREAKING CHEESE! and for some reason, I didn’t have time to shave. So please. do not be fooled!! PS: Sorry to the 3 pretty ladies who took the cab with me today, I didn’t really felt like talking due to the cheese and the tiredness. So my apologies if I made you girls felt uneasy. And Sheylara, I’ll pass you the money for the cab back the next time we meet. =D THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN PINGSTERSSSSS! ROCK ON!!!! this post is gay. JJ is a man of few words, he doesn’t say hi, neither does he say bye. he oso don’t say sorry when he cocks up (for eg. step on your toe, I kena before ok!) yes/no/sorry to him is just a simple = ‘hmm’ Ya might say he’s rude, but i am just gona say he is teh kewls. So I was quite surprised when he actually drew this for me. Even though I noe he must have been uber UBER UBER UBERRRRRR Bored hence he drew the pic, I still gotta say man, this is one heck of a rare gem from him. Thanks bro, ya the BEST!! OKKKK I REALLY SOUND DAMN GAY RIGHT NOW! So let me just say he is 2nd best only.The one that really mattered was the one from sweets. not as fancy as JJ’s, but it really meant sheetloads.  And thanks to the rest who actually remembered and wished me. you guys rox! (those who didn’t, i’m so gona go your house hang pig head after 3rd of july!!11!one!eleven) =D that is all. ASLEEP? WAKE THE F- UP! I think this is very very very funny. It’s not really the picture, rather it’s the things the dude typed. image via [failblog] I mean WTFBBQ ROFLCOPTER LMAOADE  CHICKENIPPLES! As if you type! the person will somehow magically wake up hor?!!? hahahah bth. (It would have been moar funneh if the guy actually PAID for it. HAHAHAHA) Jamnut! bah. i have many things to say! but.. everything’s jammed up THERE! cannot come out! Donnoe where to start! So I’ve decided to just plug it. Let’s wait and see when the cork’s coming out… Ok moving on, Recently I started tuning in to Class 95, and I must say the morning express is DARNNNN FUNNEH with Glenn and FD. I cannot tahan man, they are so goddamn lame! I mean today I was listening to them while i was in the train and i actually started laughing! ok not really like those LOL type of laugh but it managed to garner a few ‘WTF’ stares. =D hahahahahahahahahahhaha Though I get kinda sian when their songs are playing… tracklist darn old! It’s either oldies until super powderful, or play those brack man songs I acquired and listened to umpteen times 3 months ago. I think They should let me arrange and compile their playlist! …speaking of playlist, KAOZ! I forgots to update June’s hits!!!!!! bah. I shall do it… when i feel like it. Before I go, I would just like to anyhow whack something: ‘I should stop making people take me for granted. I hate that feeling!’ I won! lol. i won! HAHAHAHA! PS: I’m not excited, I’m just amused. And in case ya don’t know how scratch-it! works, you have to match 3 identical amounts! as simple as that. There’s the $1 and $2 version, i bought the $1 one btw.  lol How.. If you want me to say something right now, I’d just say:  ’I don’t understand’ I’m such a child when it comes to Love. How embarrassing…. Moving on, Ytd was a darn hectic day, do this do that, back sore like crazy. somemoar i was under the effects of super strong cough syrup (once again, the cough came back, how.. irritating) and the weather! omg. hot like crazy. Though there was this UBERRRRRRRRRR HAWT and Sexy lady(how sexy? 90% bare back sexy. *SIZZLES)who actually came up and talked to me. For the first time in my life, I felt goddamn intimidated. Seriously her confidence level was practically SPRAYING out of herself, and that aura.. wow, lagi powerful. Even I, ChaosD, the legendary Chai Killer(self-proclaimed lar), totally and uberly stuttered and stumbled my way thru while talking to her. Totally embarassing mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn… Though I damn hell liked the feeling. Note to self: FIND MOAR CONFIDENT CHAIS! Today, time was spent fixing up my com, wahhhh all the way from 3pm do until 1am. Lagi shiokness! now this baby is ready to ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!! Lazy to take pic, so no pics today. PS: Again, Pardon me ladies, for the lack of replies, Fixing com + Drowsiness = Wordless me. PPS: Insecurity.. How.. silly. Being insecure over something that doesn’t even concern you? Epically silly. HOLY MOFO DING DONG! Lookie what I gotch! At approximately 2.40pm, THIS ARRIVED!   WEEEEEE!!!! TIME TO COMMENCE OPERATION ‘BIG IMMIGRATION’! Will MIA till night! OUT! Featuring pieces from the famous Donatelliophomellow JJ Patuio Each selling for $1,909,291. 1 and only piece for each ‘portrait’! Don’t hesitate! Order yours today!  Call this number at the bottom of my blog post now! 1800-324-CHAO bwahahahahahah!!!! PS: Shagged like neh neh. Apologies to all the babes who WLM me today, I.REALLY.DON’T.FEEL.LIKE.TALKING. =S Tiu lar! no wonder my net so slow! I came home and I experienced DARNNNN freaking slow loading.. and I tot it was due to Stuckhub doing their best again. so i reset my modem and tried again. STILL same problem. Called Stuckhub technical service put me on hold for a millions years! Pek cek hung up. Then just experimenting around and realized, ehhhh it seems like it’s my blog that’s kooking up. So I monitored and kept seeing that it jams at the ‘loading i.ytimg.com’ part. So I googled. and found this: here and here (please open in new window/tab, Wordpress MU for some fucktard reason screwed up the target=_blank shit. morons) And if you’d have noticed, both links only involves Firefox, but for SOME COCKTARD reason, My IE will immediately comatose when loading my blog. Moar idiotic than FF. pui! So anyways.. No moar embedding of Youtube beedeos from now on! PS: TODAY, AFTER TEN LONG YEARS! I went and jog. knn shagged like donnoe what. but it was fun! I shall do it moar often from now on.  =D Predicting the future Everyone of us has the ability to predict the future. Don’t believe? then let me predict my own future. Tomorrow - Ladies’ Night @ Singapore Turf Club &&&!!! SM Goh and his Merry Gangs are coming down for a Function too. So I’d most probably be activated - come early end late. Saturday - My cheque finally came, so went ahead and ordered a Lian Li PC-G7B from Goo Goo. First time purchase so hopefully they’re as efficient as Potterhouse.  Saturday (2) - Once I get my Casing, Operation ‘Big Immigration’ will FINALLY! proceed as planned. (been planning since donnoe when!) 1) Move all necessary files from D drive to E Drive 1) Clean parts 2) Move parts from old to new casing 3) Fix in my 500GB HDD which has been rotting there since 2 weeks ago 4) Un-Partition my 80GB and consider using it for external 5) Partition 500GB, 250GB per drive 6) Install OS and everything else Sunday - Most probably rot. See. My future is predicted! Anyways, I’ve started my ‘training regime’ already! Though not completely. I’m still abit ‘un-motivated’ and lazy to go out run, due to the fact that I cannot plot the distance!!(no aim no motivation) Street Directory has the Jogging Calculator sheet, but got what use?? No maps! argh.. though JJ did gave me a, according to him, good advice, and that was to just run for 40minutes without stopping, same effect as… donnoe what. Siao Ding Dong. I don’t even know whether or not I can last 15mins tell me go run 40mins. Wahhhhh….. Actually all it takes to move my butt is 1) A digital watch (need the stopwatch function) 2) A dist. plotter to prevent myself from running aimlessly and thus lose motivation fast *cough*EXCUSES*cough* Ok lar, actually I gotch plan plan abit: just jog to bedok stadium which is only about 800m away, then probably jog 5 (10?) rounds then crawl back home. Maybe? Well at least I did sweat bukkits doing static exercises this few days, so at least not that guilty. HO HO HO! …NOOOOOO!! Cannot think like that!! Must… make… myself… guilty… ~~~ CATWHORE!!!! lazy to write much, all my typing power depleted. so just show you guys pic pic and moar pics!!!!!!!!! First thing I saw when I laid my eyes on Mr fats was this! On closer look…. blardy hell! Mr fats! What you do to your tail!!! Why so funky!? funkier than my hair! Still can leave one ‘flower’ at the end one hor? You sat sat lar you! hahahahaha but actually.. this is  hormonal imbalance lar(what the vet said) happens as the cat ages…. sad lar  :((( nvm I still Pics of koko! doesn’t have a clue! HOES NOES! I’ve been spotted! strange…. today not so scary? quite tame lei koko today. must be tired. haha Next, KIKI!!!! shiny shiny! aiya. bad peek. Very hard to take Kiki’s photo, she likes to run around. tsk. hohohoho that’s ABOUT IT! After visiting my 3 but no problem! Joanne(my regular hairstylist) to the rescue!!!! I I love it i love it i love it! (ok pardon me for my unnecessary excitement) No pics of my hamsum haircut though, Cause seriously the pics i took cannot justify the way my hairstylist cut my hair. i suck at photo taking. TO END OFF!!!!!!! (this pic was taken before haircut) Ah fats: “WAH PIANG! WHY THIS FELLOW’S HEAD SO BIG?!?!” hahahahaha! did I mention?? I BYEBYE! Obeythekitty~!   Mindless surfing bought me to this! They sell merchandises related to cats, dogs and babies. And Them Rz teh kowls!!!! I’m thinking of getting 2 or 3 shirts from them, specifically THIS THIS (or this) & THIS (or this) Anyone wants to share? -Resistance is futile. Consumption is patriotic. HAHAHAHA! My secret admirer, ‘inspired’ by the peek sweets drew for me, came up with this: LOL. INSPIRED MY ASS! MOAR LIKE PIRATED! Darn you, JJ!!  you ruined my thoughts of that peek forever already!!!!!! K.N.S. I want to pierce my tongue! But I’m abit reluctant, because of a few things: CANNOT EAT YUMMY FOOD!!!!!! the piercing is gona be damn pain you MOVE your tongue/mouth oso got problem. (or thats what i heard from my friend) then can only eat those liquidy food like porridge etc. WTF! Porridge for at least 1 month? are you freaking nuts? Not advisable to smoke, or at least that’s what stated in wikipedia. Cannot smoke is worse than no food. nuff said. I listen to my friend talk, sibei ta-tu(not clear) lei.  My written engrand already boink liao, i don want my spoken to be boink oso. and i have this habit of talking lazily too(by mumbling, LYK JAY CHOU! HUH HUH HA HEE! JI NENG SA XI GOU LCK CHIK BUAT~!), and i guess having a piercing will just make it even worse. I’m sure having something foreign in your mouth will just give you the tendency to play around with it, Just like an ulcer. But the thing is playing with those piercing might chip your tooth and cause gum erosion! My teeth are already very chui liew. I dowan it to be even moar chui. Pierce? Don’t Pierce? Pierce? Don’t Pierce? How? Moving on, My colleague has this really really retro Radio that i just loveeeee so much. took some pics of it to share~ Nice right? It’s still working ok! mai siao siao. Anyways, was utterly boliao, so went up to the 4th level, where there are individual rooms meant for private functions and soon(loiter) around. First time I actually sat down near to the windows and boy, R I awed! the view damn nice lar! Now I know why the bookings so expensive.. Mai pray pray. HA HA! VERY SUDDEN RIGHT?! *jiggles* adios~ I cannot look at my hamsum face anymoar~! Bah I hate my hair. Faster Grow longer so I can cut you! And seriously damn you ‘Style Cuts’! May you burn in hell! Hmm after trying out so many salons situated all around Bedok Central, I can safely conclude that out of so many orchi-balang salons, only 1 meets my expectation, BARELY though. GAHHHH MY HAIR IS FULL OF EPIC… )))): Random Pic of the dayyyyy~! Sweets drew this for meeeeeeee~ muahahahahhaaha! *hearts hearts* I R Camwhore. The reason behind the recent rise in sibei nausea-inducing and boliao peektures is because someone by the name of kueh lapis complain that my blog has ‘too much words’ and ‘gets tired reading easily’. Hence, from now on, you guys should start  buying dettol eyewash. Well.. LET THE WHORE-RING BEGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~! *beats drums* Yep that’s my bed. Very.. gay right? nvm i I noe i look beng, but actually…… I’m a gentleman. =D When I get my new site up, expect to see this pic(or something like it) as part of the theme. hohoho How random. lol ok sorry for wasting your time. I promise! No moar boliao peeks of me from now on~ *cross fingers behind back* dododododo! Random quote of the day: But.. sometimes I doooooo~ She’s so fly~ (I’m so high) - Grindmode She’s so fly~ (I’m so high) - Grindmode I’m So High(Remix) - Grindmode Feat. Rick Ross (This one is the Remix, feat. Rick Ross. Basically not much change of the lyrics, a significant change though is the word ‘Fly’ to ‘High’) This was actually released a few months back, but i tot it’s nice lar. So i just post! yea, remember back in the days man when we used to just go to the club (and I’m so high) get your sway on (and I’m so high) get your sway on Chorus: You just might be the sexiest thing off in the club (off in the club) And I’m just trying so damn hard to get you home (to get you home) So why we play these silly games girl we both grown (girl we both grown) I’m so addicted to you girl, you got me blown and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high and I’m so high Verse 1: Girl what your name be? (Lisa, Kelly, Mary, Sue?) What your game be? (Playing me, I’m playing you) And what your frame be? (36-24-42) Can you blame be? (For wanna get with you) Girl you know without (a doubt) That you got me so (sprung out) And I’m sitting in the (club) Love the way you work it (out) I’m just sipping on my (drank) And been popping all me (X) [tacy] And the way you move it girl I’m just thinking of your (sex) Anytime I’m in the club (you can get just what you like) Anything you wanna drink (just tell me what drink to buy) I’m just trynna take you home Maybe we can get gone Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday Love (Chorus) Verse 2: Take a lot to impress me cause i just bout might’ve seen them all Petite, thick, skinny, short, small, athletic, and i done seen them tall Weight aint even a factor, i take them heavy or (big boned) yellow bone, red bone, brown skin, light skin, i take them (dark toned) Cuz, it dont matter bout that Im stress free, i aint mad about jack [nothing,anything] Im sick and tired of seeing the same thing in the club, hold on, as a matter of fact Lil mama in the middle of the dance floor Started off fast, now she dance slow Got everybody in a trance mode But i got one thing that i need to know. (Chorus) Bridge: That Juke That Juke That Juke Can you South Dade Juke? (juke, juke, juke, juke, juke) Can you South Dade Juke? (juke, juke) South Dade Juke (juke, juke, juke) You and me South Dade Jukey to the Beat (Repeat) (Chorus) Finish: And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high And I’m so high Bah, Lazy Saturday, totally rot at home! Heng later going out. dododododo How very random Yes. Randomly confused is how I’m feeling right now. I know you’ve never heard of this word before but heck, when did feelings have definitions? Bah Whatever. All I know is everything around me is very very unnatural right now. This sorta things by right shouldn’t get to me. But..I guess it’s probably the age. *Sighs* I’m feeling old already.. Let’s just leave the games to the younger generations, shall we? I shall just go rot one side. Random Peeks! WARNING, BEFORE YOU PROCEED, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PAPER BAG READY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! God how I Myself Windows Live Writer! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! PS: I just realized this is my 1,000th post! HAHAHAHA AWESOME! Many Many Pics, Little to no words. I am chin shag right now, so i shall not say much. Instead I will use peektures to talk. since one peekture = 1000 words. Anyways I can oso test out Windows Live Writer’s way of uploading peeks. Today, Working hours was 10am to 9pm as the Turf Club was having open house cum Family Fair. Basically what we did was just walk around and look look see see lar, any sai kang we pau. They invited Kung Fu Panda over, so here are some really badly taken pics cause you noe? Working cannot play play! Due to some time management problems, we had to cut short the photo-taking session and as a result, people queuing up were unhappy, one such unhappy person was a lady who came up to me furiously and demanded to noe why it ended so early. I tried to explain but i failed. luckily my boss was there to cover my ass. lol after that is just do sai kang this and do sai kang that. Some pics of the crowd, The lady in black at the left is one of my manager. she talks like a speeding train; fast and loud and she’s very very hyperactive. hahaha totally suited for marketing. So after doing tons of sai kang we sit down and rested for awhile, and i noticed… the moon! it was.. orangey brown!! tsk tsk so polluted the air. there were tons of food and game stalls littered all over the place, and i noticed that the staffs manning the booths were all giving a half fucked face… lol must be the pay not very good. there’s oso some food stalls selling makans that i’ve never seen before, and of course being the ever adventurous me, i must try! The first was this stall selling hotdogs wrapped in roti prata. The hotdog came in different flavors, and i tried cheese one. this one no pic cause very oily, i scared my hp dirty. The next one.. was M&M’s COOKIES, totally never seen before so decided to try one packet. …Quite disappointing. i think it lao hong lor. half crispy half soft. bah. After the whole thing ended, we went to eat left-over buffet from a event that just ended. (very common to eat left over buffets, i mean u throw away oso wasted right?) so so only lar actually, but whatever at least it filled my stomach. Went back home after dinner and reached home sweet home at 11.30pm. NOW I AM SHAGGED LIKE DING DONG!!!!!! Still, I find that it was an interesting experience lar. Sweat like crazy! but.. still very interesting. Do you noe that holding the walkie talkie is so.. song? It’s like a symbol of power ok? Just show your walkie talkie and all others will look at you with awe. HAHAHAAH ok lame, before i end off, here are somemore random pics I took just for the heck of it. This is so damn cute lar. I like it so much!!!! It belongs to one of my colleagues, its very soft and.. squishy! I just like to squeeze and poke it. hahaha Can you spot the odd one out?? Ate the feast of fury meal last, last last week. the onion rings sucks, but the nuggets were buay pai. There’s 250 Super whites in there, each measuring 229 x 324 cm. all are coded and labeled 1s 9013. Captain Brand somemore. mai siao siao. Waffles with butterscotch and two scoop of Ice creams; one rocky road and the other cookies and cream. cost $8.90 @Century square level 3 foodcourt. nice! OKKKKKKKKKKK END! knn shag like crazy. u guys better appreciate it! I wonder how many ‘words’ i typed? moar than a million ba? HAHAHA PS: Windows Live Writer ROCKS! expect moar pics from now on! ^_^v