December 2006 Cosplay poto report Haro. I is nowadays very busy with work becasue boss is a funker. But I manage to find time to go cosplay again to see pretty girls and pretty boys. Enjoy cosplay photo report. Singapore hair care concept shrinks my balls Dye hair is very popular with Singapore girls. Because Singaporean is got identity problem, and think they is from America with yellow hair. So when Singapore girl leave school and have no more school rule, they go to dye hair. That is why hair care product is very popular in Singapore. If you in hair industry I think you sure become rich quick. In Singapore also everyone got something to prove, so they always do the best! Like do as infinity! So they always use strongest product available.This is hair care section in Toa Payoh NTUC.And you can see Singaporeans is like to use Dynamo as hair care product! Dynamo is usually use for fabric softentening, but Singaporean will experiment.And also experiment with FAB soap powder. Singaporean fucking vulgar yahoo auction feedback is asset to Yahoo sg! This is not poto, but it is fucking funny yahoo auction feedback! Only in Singapore!Spiderman 2 DVD - Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst (12/07/2004) $10.00Buyer gives Good Seller rating.Comment:Genuine and friendly buyer, Recommended!!! (12/11/2004)Response:fuck you old man,u said it was original!!! (02/21/2005)Comment:you fucking dumb fuck, dun let me see you again you piece of fucking FAT NERDY FUCK coz i REMEMBER your face! AND i still have you number 98766014! you fucking watch out ok! READ the posting you mother fucker! WHEN does it says its ORIGINAL! never mind, y (05/30/2005)Comment:never mind, you wait and see ok! LOOK at YOUR comments that ppl leave for you, you stupid fuck! (05/30/2005)Comment:you want to try me? lets go ALL the way! (05/30/2005)Response:Tan yiliang? What in the fuck is this shitty retarded lunatic such as yourself doing now? you gruesome bastard son of a noob bitch.Planning to rip me off the first place?looking for trouble? I thought I rated you good?You're must be old and tired of livin (05/31/2005)Response:g. try you? no thanks gaysod.You remember my face? how nice.keep my no. for your reference.I make sure when i see u and u go down in history and carry that knowledge with you to your grave,you tall ugly nerd of a freak lanky skinny bastard shithead i can (05/31/2005)Response:i can easily pummle you with 40'' dumbells on my dime no less..You are a dick like your dad's and the only way you should die is by frying you in diarrhea.I remembered very clearly in your sms you said it was ORIGINAL.You must have been jacking off at th (05/31/2005)Response:he same time you couldn't concentrate.Next time use your other hand and plunge it into your doggone smelly shithole instead of smsing text (05/31/2005)Response:Just bring it on anytime.You got my number,feel free to give me a call,we can arrange for a place mano emano,vis a vis me blowouts scenarios,I will also prepare a coffin for you,or otherwise I make sure you get so badly kicked you get taken away in an amb (05/31/2005)Response:Overeacting a tad,aren't we? (05/31/2005)Response:It was obvious you were guilty but try to squirm accountability,so you try to sound like you're right,that i accused you,if thats the case you wouldn't have said you're willing to refund me the ten bucks if i do not take kindly to this issue.Its been so l (05/31/2005)Response:long don't push your luck oldman,I've closed one eye but if you want to stir up some trouble refer to my previous message and i will make you bed ridden that your parents cry on bedside everyday ooops i forgot you're a fatherless motherless bastard who's (05/31/2005)Response:got no balls to begin with (05/31/2005)Response:As many years as you would walk on your feet, let you walk on your hands, and for the rest of the time you should crawl along on your ass. Why bother getting up alive?You should crap blood and pus.I will outlive you long enough to bury you. God should (05/31/2005)Response:bless you with three people: one should grab u, the second should stab u and the third should hide u.I will box you so hard your stomach will rumble so badly, you'll think it was Purim noisemaker.You should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day (05/31/2005)Response:and to burn by night.All your teeth should fall out except one to make you suffer. A hundred houses you shall have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive you from bed to bed. (05/31/2005)Response:FUCK YOU GAYSHIT YOUR FACE IS LIKE A DRAFT OF HELL.SO IS Your butt hole so big that a spaceship could park in it.So go find the whore that gave birth to you.You were born in your whore mother's ass and you smell like shit! (05/31/2005)Response:you motherfucker soap vagina,get your ass in gear! coz your bastard hairy apeman dad is gonna defunct your hole!you bastard son of a bitch you're as fucked as you are 3 metres of a fieldpath.Your mum is like a vacuum cleaner: she sucks, blows and gets lai (05/31/2005)Response:laid in the closet.You stink like a mountain lion's cage,fish-faced excuse of a mishap by evolution..When I see your bitch, I think German tanks are rolling again.Thanks for nothing, you backstabbing son of a scraggy bitch whore (05/31/2005)Comment:PEOPLE careful when dealing with this prick! Look at the way he comments about buyers from all his purchases! HAHA even try to act cute with female buyers! Stupid idiot! (05/31/2005)Response:Go fuck yourself, you asswhipin' son of a bitch who got fucked by the retard across the street.No wonder you keep bugging me you fucking retard lunatic!You goddamn piece of shit,fuck you pronto you 1mm prick,my message i wish to drive home to buyers is to (05/31/2005)Response:be careful of sellers like you,out to rip off.Fuck you & those sellers who are indeed screwed up just like you,im brutally honest so i speak whatever comes to mind.just feel its my duty to protect other people's interests.I like to act cute with female se (05/31/2005)Response:sellers too.So what?!Why cannot?!Don't tell me you only like to act cute with Male sellers?! Hah that's self-explanatory i can see why you're acting like such a bitch.Stupid idiot? calling yourself?Don't waste my time,you michael jackson sleepover at a ch (05/31/2005)Response:children's orphanage.You're so ugly you should shave your fucking ass and walk backwards,so that people can't see your poo face.Fuck you you son of a rotten whore,your mother is in the whore house district now,getting banged both ways everyday giving her (05/31/2005)Response:ass an hour and a half.Your mom's ass is so big that a subway train could pass through it with no problems.So go lick that butthole of your old whore (05/31/2005)Response:you supreme idiot,anal retentive motherfucker!Your mother fucks for bus-money and still walks,hah!I don't need 5 minutes to deal with a faggotwhore's son like you,in fact mere seconds would be suffice to dissect you and knock you out coldly.you cocky shit (05/31/2005)Response:shitbag,you're old..skinny fragile puny weakling..you can't stand properly,let alone your 1mm dick.do you know i raped your mom so hard yesterday her ass turned vermillion?can't hurt me you know? go stuff your ass with barb wire.get your bastard hairy ape (05/31/2005)Response:apeman dad to do it for you.you pathetic goddamn piece of shit your mother gave birth to you with her ass because her pussy was busy.You fucking gayshit,quit wasting my time go jack off in front of your bastard hairy apeman dad and stick a finger up your (05/31/2005)Response:your ass and turn it around like a propeller!If i had your kind of nerdy fucking dickface i will run straight into a buzzsaw,laughing.You bastard retard,I'll stuff you and sell you on ebay!Fucking retard,coz in your head,shit builds dams and piss runs in (05/31/2005)Response:rivers (05/31/2005)Response:you brainless piece of apeshit,did your gay dad shit on your head and forgot to stir it?I will poke out your eyes and piss in your brain, you gayshit asshole before you milk a male cow!Hah,if there was a scale for being a fucking jibai bastard you would (05/31/2005)Response:exceed it,and if there was a fucking jibai bastard meter,you'd blow the goddamn thing to bits! (05/31/2005)Comment:All talk and NO action, my offer is still on the table, you want to take me on, anytime anywhere, just give me a holla and we'll see who the bitch is! fat nerdy fuck who talk big! (06/01/2005)Comment:If you are the real deal why didnt say you dun want the disc there and then? Dun even have the guts to speak up, only know how to talk big online and fuck all the sellers! WIMP! (06/01/2005)Comment:you still TALKING fat fuck??? so all you do is just TALK??? come out and we'll see who the bitch is! are your parents ACTUAL sister and brother to spawn a moron like you? (06/01/2005)Comment:be a man and show me what you got besides all the BLAH BLAH BLAH online you stupid FAT FUCK! come out and take me head on lah! (06/01/2005)Response:HAH.LOOK WHO'S BACK,THE LOUDMOUTH BITCHY- FUCKER-WIMPY HALF-MIDDLE-AGED- EFFIMINATE-NERDY-TWIG-LIKE FAGGOT who engages in anal copulation with another bitch namely his bastard hairy apelike papa as the penetrating partner,a homosexual sodomite.I don't hav (06/01/2005)Response:I don't have your number,so you call me and I'll settle you once and for all,and fuck off you bugger!you have a contagious disease even your slut whoremom who bore you through her asshole coz her pussy was busy thinks ping pong balls are a veneral disease (06/01/2005)Response:you contract from china!you chicken shit,Goddamn son of a noob bitch bastard who spawn a shitbag like you,your mother copulates with reindeers!You are a dried lump of shit dangling on your bastard father's anal hair!Your mom is a soup-made-out-of-the-fle (06/01/2005)Response:flesh-of-cunt!and you are a middle aged fucking clown suffering of a yeast infection!Hah,the best part of me ran down your skinny mother's inner thigh,tell your mom i'll pay her later!as for you old man,i know you like to take it up your ass,so take off y (06/01/2005)Response:off your panties and bend you bitch!you ugly skinny puny weakling,if i were half as ugly as you skinny undernourished mulnutrition mulnourised fuck i'd go piss into a transformer! you gutless piece of shit,you can call me anytime you chose not to,yet u wa (06/01/2005)Response:wanna play with me this way,you slushcunt serial masturbator,i'll pop your ears you shithead faggot and i'll stab you,and shoot your face with a shotgun,YOU FUCKING RETARD!I don't just talk,i can back it up with action and i'll let my fists do the talking (06/01/2005)Response:talking when i see your ugly fucking nerdy shitface i will rearrange it so badly you don't need a mask for halloween!!Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower and im gonna rip your abdomen! (06/01/2005)Response:you nippleyard janitor of Tan family,bet your whoremom who hanged herself with shame draw her cunt over the japanese soldiers heads for 3 hours non-stop, and your bastard hairy apelike daddy got rolled like cowberry in a pussy and ran under the train!henc (06/01/2005)Response:hence leaving a bastard retard like you who smells like cunt and needs to have his ass ripped off and shit fed to him! (06/01/2005)Comment:dumb fat fuck, i'm pretty sure you had a good time screwing your mummy's ass last thursday! too chicken shit to meet up? only know how to talk big online? wake up and smell your mother's cunt you fucking fat faggot! (06/06/2005)Comment:Misunderstanding cleared up, you're cool bro! :-) (06/11/2005) (most recent)Response:my bad.Thanks bro' you're cool too =-) (06/11/2005)Response:dumb skinny fuck, i'm pretty sure you had a good time screwing your daddy's ass last thursday! too chicken shit to meet up? only know how to talk big online? wake up and smell your father's bunghole you fucking skinny faggot (01/22/2006)See whole post here!!! Fucking I laff until kidney is come out! Neighbourhood Sadako on wall Lantern festival reveals fucking waxy vandals Lantern festival is fucking cool celebration of Chinese Culture in Singapore. When I was young I had super fish lantern made of cloth that my mummy is buy for me. On lantern festival day I go playground and play with other children and do lantern dance. Then suddenly I need to go urine, so I put my fish lantern on ground and let it lie on its side.When I come back from urine, my lantern is on fire! Because inside is candle and cloth is burnable. So my lantern start mini forest fire and other children start crying. Actually I is cry the most because this is my super cool lantern that is burning.So the mini forest fire i start is accident. But now every time after lantern festival I see fire and burn and candle wax all over public area! This is fucking work of fucking inconsiderators and fucking vandals! This is defeinitely not accident!Even fucking fence and tree become waxed!Wax vandals is also good at starting mini forest fire!This is truth of lantern festival aftermath in Singapore. Power of the IMF IMF is powerful force. This one is not the Tom Cruise IMF but another money IMF. They is world organization, and they is coming to Singapore next week.And because of them, unusual thing happen! You see thing that never happen on normal day! Like death defying stunt worthy of president star charity!Singapore is also become very beautiful! We see flower pop up overnight like mushroom! Orchard Road and Suntec city suddenly become very beautiful! I think IMF should come to Singapore more often! Because then every day is flower day! Book sale is with packed hall of Singaporean National library is hold annual book sale where old books is sell at $2 each. THis attract hundreds of Singaporeans who want cheap books. Singaporeans is will start queueing at 8.30 am when book sale start at 9.30 am. Singaporeans is also rummage through $2 books like no tomorrow to get best books and beat other singaporeans.I is go in at 9 am, but at 9.20 am all books shelves is almost empty! I is think sales is super good, but after I make few round around I know why! Is because Singaporeans just grab books from shelf and bring to corner to read! Any book that is look nice, they just grab! So they can take owns sweet time to sort out goodies and then leave all books on floor for staff to put back! This is courtesy in Singapore, and this is what mass media call overwhelming response!Click here for video of sardine book sale!WMV - http://blip.tv/file/59540MPG - blip.tv/file/59521 Singapore Designer showcase Part 1 I is so busy recently with work, with RT, with searching for porno on web, and with other thing I cannot write here, that I is have little time to take poto.So I bring you old potos today. This is old Singapore Designer Show poto report! Showcasing design in Singapore!This is cauliflowery growing out of pond.I is prefer the babe in the poto than the compositon.Triumph bra ad.Scary! I is will never allow my poto to even appear in fake orbituary while I is still alive!Singapore claymation! Qool!Dokey looks inspired by American doll.This guy likes Full ARmor Zeta Zeta Gundamn.Nowadays hang a bra on hanger and stuff body into basket is call art.This chair is look like those buiscuits mummy buy for me 10 years ago from market.Art is put stone on mirror.Grafiti nowadays always got skull and wings and flame. I want to see more powderpuff grafiti.Scary! Coffin and drawings of demented mind!Art is put lingerie and flower on bed.This one is bra-in-a-box. Very innovative! How you search for Haro? I is very sorry. I is very very busy lately with fucking army RT which is suppose to train me to be army muscleman but instead I still look like army sausage. So I have no time to take potos. Today I show something different!Do you is ever wonder how you find Haro Singapore! Today I go and check log and find out how people search and find Haro Singapore! 95% of visitors is from Singapore, and this is search word they enter in search engine to come here!This is very scary thing(TM), and Singaporean is very scary people(TM)! 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I want to go, but instead, I have to go for fucking RT in army camp! So instead of seeing pretty girl, I see stinking, sweating fat men working out! And RT center is always forever fucking stink, with stink sweat of 500 fat men who eat garlic and beans and cabbage yesterday, concentrate in confine space. This is very demoralizing. And after RT I is so shack I got no morale to see pretty girl. When this happen to me, is sure sign world is ending.So after RT, I go and visit my auntie Foo to listen to her words of ecouragement. But at lift lobby of her flats, I see shocking wall art.This is sign that Ah Long was here! It is mean "OWE $, PAY $! OR WE WILL USE CHOPPER CHOP OFF FINGERS!"Ah long is Singapore term for he who is owed money. This is common problem in HDB cubicle flat. If you is owe Ah long money, 7 minute after Ah long visits, neighbours will know. By next morning whole flat is knows. This is very bad for reputation, because Ah long like to use pig head and other animal part to aid in their promotions. Pig head is not common savoury dish in Chinese dinner. I think is because ah long version is raw.Today Ah long is disappearing because Singapore matas is efficient. But poto tell the truth! Ah longs is still around. Always thinks twice before borrow money from Ah Long, because repay in finger is not good for health. DJ Party 2006 poto report DJ Party is annual event in Singapore Street Festival. It is De Japanse Party! Full of Jpoppers and Jrockers in very cool outfit like in Fools Mate, Cure and Shoxx magazine. This is interesting magazine of people who like to dress in black and white and paint their face white and their nails black.DJ party got a lot of loud group who scream at top of lungs into mike! Sometimes I scared they scream can cause accident 1 km away because of Super Sound System(TM) at event site.But actually anyway I just like to go to this event to take poto of pretty girls. Enjoy DJ Party 2006 poto report.Nurse with tight uniform and big needle can stick me with needle anytime. PC show 2006 field report PC show is yearly event in Singapore where information techology vendor from all over singapore get together in very small space and sell information techology devices at same price as any other normal day.Singaporean like to attend this kind of event because during everyday life, they is cannot get enough of packed lifestyle despite living in crowded office, crowded aprartment, crowded food center, etc.Singaporean love the crowd, and love to push each other, smell stink people in concentrated place, get foot run over by pram, get inhale SARS germs, get rub with sweat from man or woman they don't know who look like Kamala, and act smart and try to outwit information techology salesman and show they know more but in the end still is never buy anything. Singaporean also love to go PC show not to buy information techology device but to take poto of Nikon or Nokia showgirl instead.This is usual behaviour for pc show, sitex (sounds like sex drug), and IT fair in Singapore.During PC show we see mirror image of Sim Lim Square (Singapore most radioactive building), with bored people giving out paper and contributing to deforestation of earth.Crowd at PC show is always fucking crowded so it is very difficult to take poto. I cannot even raise camera up to eyes! I think if someone vomit or got SARS in PC show all will die. If don't die at least we will see 20 people skidding on vomit and crashing into wall.Everywhere is people. 1 person produce 37 degree celsius of heat. 5000 people in hall is produce mini nova. Even hall is air con but I walk a bit only become cover in sweat. I duno if it is my sweat or sweat from fat fucker who lubricate me as I walk past him.Crowded places always got stupid idiot couple who die die cannot let go of each other hand in narrow aissle. They are unprofessional wrestler because they is not WWF member but can do clothesline manuveer on me.PC show is also very popular family outing destination. Singapore is boring place, so family cannot go to beach on weekend and enjoy scenary. They must bring young children to PC show so young children head almost get dislocate when tall man knock elbow at high speed into their eye socket. This is good training for army national service next time when they is older. Toughen them up.Almost all of family there is waiting for husband to buy thing. So they stand inside hall and take up space! Together with pram!Pram with screaming kid who is definitely not there to see latest IT gadget is norm in PC show.Then we have maid who is brought along to push pram, standing in narrow aisle and talking to other maid while taking up half of aisle.Prams and other wheeled vehicles is major menace in PC show. Prams is take up space of 1 person and is slow moving and always run over my toe. And fucker pram pusher stare at me when I look at him after he run over my toe. Even worse is fucker auntie who push 2 pram next to each other.We also have fucker who bring pram not to carry screaming baby, but to carry his bag.PC show nowadays also has special vegetable factory section to sap IQ and turn children into drooling vegetables.Everywhere got monkeys running around and playing catching or police and thief. This time PC show also got real life police watching for thief.Some people shop till they shack.Do you think Singapore is clean country? Then visit Singapore! After Initial D premiere. Or after New Year Countdown. Or during PC show!Crowded exhibition also got SMSer who walk slowly and type mobile pone SMS while blocking people behind him who want to move fast.This is reality of PC show in SIngapore! PC show is success to organizers, because they achieve highest crowd ever! Singapore prude versus sex ring! Fight! Singaporeans is bloody fucking prude like shriviveled raisin when talk topic is sex. When I say I like sex and read porno everyday, fucking self righteous Singaporean like to say I am evil and corrupt and bloody hentai. But I speak my mind!Unfortunately, alot of Singaporeans think they are like Brit, cannot talk about sex and their favorite sex position and favorite sex aid and sex toy. That is why we have newspaper article submit to Singapore newspapere lik this.written by scholar.But many people who say sex is corrupt is probably those who own 4436.27 giga byte of latest porno video and masterbate three time everyday. If matas got raid their home they sure maru like seow! But they is draw attention away from themselve by pointing fucking finger at others, like old Alfred Hitchcock book where mastermind lead detective away from them skillfully. This is Singaporean expertise when come to sex talk.So because Lucas thinks sex ring is corrupting young Singaporean, he dont realize that young Singaporeans is having sex younger nowadays! I is already 35 but I never sex others before. But fucking young ah beng and lian about 14 to 15 year old fuck everyday! Sometimes few times everyday, after school! Can be at home, can be in school toilet, can be at void deck, can be at holiday chalet in east of Singapore! Fucking is getting younger! I am just old geezer who never get to experience exchange of juices before!But young Singaporeans is prefer raw method now. Because of fucking stupid Singaporeans who say talking about rubber is evil! So young generation get aids and centipedes and gomorha and all kinds of fucking diseases, because they is protected from sex safety knowledge(TM) but not from sex disease! Singapore Prudes is prefer young bengs and lians to be infect by fucking diseases, because he is don't want young minds to be infected by sex protection knowledge.I think if Lucas got chance, he will also take out word 'sex' from dictionary because it is evil word and corrupts young Singaporeans! In the case of average singapore prude, any mention of Fuck, sex, parts of analtomy is be extremely offensive. But to new age swinger, these things is commonplace and excitable subjects. This is truth of Singaporean prude mentality. He is smiling, but he is crying He is very happy when I see him. Everytime he is lying on busy orchard roadstreet talking to himself, or laughing and smiling at passerby. This is nothing like Singaporean behaviour! Singapore is actually stony faced country where youcannot look at other people. Look at other people means you want bash them up, and Singapore culture is got a lot of young ah beng who want bash you up. So cannot look at other people, and also cannot laugh or smile at other people, because if you smile at couple the fucking man will think you trying to pick up his woman, and try to bash you up. Singapore got a lot of pent up bashing in peoples minds. I think is because of work stress, life stress, sex stress, and all kinds of other fucking stress of living in fast paced society with e-mail.Everytime when I go to Orchard Road I see happy man lying on the street and 5 meter radius of empty next to him. Singaporeans is scared of people who is different. Singaporeans is scared of happy man! But is he really happy?He look like he has no home.He look like he sleep on street everyday.He look like he never eat for days.He look like he spend all his money on beer bottle.He just watch the world go by.Sometimes he get bored and go and see the world.But he is not begging! He is smiling at everyone! Maybe is because he knowsSingaporeans is won't help him, so he look like he is smiling, but inside he is crying. Like the Joker in Batman the Movie(TM).I go up to ask him his name, but he just smile at me. I ask him where he lives, and he also smile at me. I think is because he don't understand english, because he speak language I cannot understand. And so this is story of Singpore street bum. Lion in Orchard Road Today I went shopping at Orchard to get weekly dose of babes in short skirts and showing off their colourful bra straps. But I realized, Orchard road is singapore magnet for strangeness! Because nowadays all my potos for Haro Singapore! is take in Orchard area!So I not surprised when I saw crowd gathered outside Takashimaya shopping center.Everyone is standing there and taking potos. What is so poto-worthy? Is it fight between ah beng? Or is it mata catching people? I decided to investigate again.And then I saw gigantic crowd staring at lion doll. Singaporeans is only get to see lion in public attraction like zoo. Higher authorities is saying cannot keep lion at home. In fact only exotic pet allowed in Singapore is chinchilla. Chinchilla is boring. Chinchilla is like rabbit with short ear. So I was wondering why lion doll is sitting in middle of Orchard Road for people to see. I wondering why lion doll is attract so much people. Then suddenly lion doll move! Lion doll stick out tongue and move head!Fuck! I scared! Is like those funny Japan dollmaster that can make doll move without string!But funniest part is everyone taking potos of dog! I think lion dog can bring good luck, so everyone wants poto before they go and buy 4D or toto tomorrow. NUS is got peeping too NUS is National University of Singapore. University is suppose to be where top student go to study.But top student also need stress relief. So this is what I saw in NUS central library, toilet between level 5 and 6.This is seen in mens toilet! Even mens toilet got fucking peeper nowadays. This is scary, because NUS also last time got case of postgaduate student caught peeping in hostel! Do you think study cause a lot of stress? I think so. That is why I always fail exam and is proud of it! I don't want to go crazy. But actually I think urge to peep is prevail in majority of Singaproe and world population also! I like to see naked babe but fucking prudish society say cannot think this way or you are label social deviateing. So I keep quiet about secret urge. But I think even fucking smart proffesor also get very excited when he see student wearing very tight shirt or short shorts.I also think libary managers is not very smart because they gave this description of peeper.This sounds like me. And also half of Singapore population. Singaporean love expensive car! I think Singapore is only country in the world where got to pay around $15000 for a piece of paper certificate that will give you the right to pay another $60000 to buy a car. Because of expensive piece of paper many people think twice before they buy car. This is smart plan to prevent Singapore become like Taiwan where everywhere is car.But also this mean that many kids who dream of owning car when young die without car when old also! This is very sad.So many Singaporean are deprived of car. But Singaporean love car! And they admire beauttiful italian car! Whenever Singaporean see expensive italian car they stop and stare! Because they know they can never own it! They stare and stare and stand next to it and take poto with cheap handphone camera! So they can tell their friends "I took poto with Ferrari! I know is not my car, but I still took poto with one, so this is claim to fame! I got poto with Ferrari and you don't! Hahahahahh!" This is common Singaporean mentality.Everyone stop and stare! They look at car inside! They like leather seat!Do you know who is owner of expensive car? It is not Singporean! It is the guy on the right! He is cool dude, because he own expensive Italian car! Asian aerospace is display of typical Singaporean Ugly Singaporeans is everywhere. Even at international event like Asian Aerospace 2006. This is last Asian Aerospace in Singapore because it is moving to Hong Kong where pilot can perform even more deadly stunts and risk their life there because land area is nicer.Even at event with distinguished army men of region, ugly Singaporean form queue and queue for freebie! They want free poster, free sticker, and will queue in fucking hot sun to get it! Singaporeans love freebie.Singaporean also like to bring baby on pram to these fucking hot and crowded place, to clog up narrow passageway for others, occupy space of 2 people, and move like fucking snail. People who are angry with slow moving crowd get even angrier when fucking baby cry at top of lung. And fucking parents dont care the baby crying and pretend they is deaf.Even more grown up kid is allowed to run wild like monkey. Here we see monkey riding cisco bike.And here is monkeys on airport shuttle cart pressing horn and irrirating foreigner colonel.This is litter left by Singaporean too lazy to find another rubbish bin 10 meter away.And this is Singaporean who go on freebie collect frenzie. Singaporean collector is obsessive collector of anything even if they don't know what item is. They must get poster and fact sheet of fancy radar system or new jumbo jet engine even if they don't want to know anything about fancy radar system or jumbo jet engine like kg to thrust ratio or frequencies used.This is just some examples of ugly singaporeans in action during international event. More is coming. Rendezvous 2006 Cosplay poto report Today I attended Rendezvous event which is meant to spread awareness of sex disease and virtue of abstinence. I meet many colorful people there, like Mr Durex. He is happy person.He give out free rubber to everyone! He spread his love and joy around! But he stress importance of keeping your juice to yourself!He is very popular with girls! Girls love long and stiff things! I am jearous of him!Every where he go, girls strike up conversation with him!He promote many variety of rubber. Newest type is 'tingle type'. I don't know why people want electric shock feeling during sex. Do you? I never saw so many types of sex aid before in my life. I never had sex before so I don't know if they are good. Can you tell me if they are?They even have funny contest where people blow up rubber! Lucky it is not used stock.Some people lung power is very low so they cannot blow up properly. But this also show how strong rubber is! This is good for rough sex! I am impressed!So theme is about sex! But I walk around and never see walking sex doll anywhere. Only nurses. So now I present potos of other cosplay people!Can I have one of her for my house?No she is not cosplaying. She is just wearing a yukata.Guitar man is very cool.Nurse is always very popular with screaming crowd. Sometimes nurse might also cause heart attack in patients.Nowadays in Singapore whip is popular accessory.Doll fashion is also popular now. Job requirements is Fuckyou! Finding job in Singapore is always hard. Nowadays contract job is the in thing, you cannot get a job for life already. So last time when I went for interview for contract job, I was interviewed by 2 idiots. One of them asked, "You know that this position is for 1 year contract only right? Any problem with that?"I said no.Next interviewer continued, "how do we know you're not here to use us as a stepping stone to another job?"I don't know if interviewers are paid to be fucking moron. First one say that after 1 year they probably let me go after contract expires. Then second one imply I using them to get experience during the 1 year and then I get a new job later. Both interviewer seem to talk on different frequency. This is truth of Singapore job hunt. Even for contract position interview is fucking strict so that they only get the best of the best of the best SIR! for the 1 year of service. Everyone got degree, diploma already difficult to get job and can only wash test tube in lab. What about those with O Level or No Level certificate?Truth is even scarier for part time jobs like restaurant waiter. This is actual job ad seen in restaurant window here. Nowadays even alien is having difficulty in gettin job. Next time to be restaurant waiter you will need tertiary level qualification too, like human psycology to understand customer behavior. Fu is good luck Chinese believe that red and lucky characters in strategic locations like doorway promote good luck. Popular character in Chinese festivals is "Fu". This means good fortune and luck. Chineses like to hang fu character upside down so that good luck can flow into the upside down container. But funny thing is i never seen people hang fu in toilet before. Why is toilet exepmt from requiring good luck?Need to innovate is constant. Smart enterpreneur have decided to take it to the next level. Today I take a walk in Chinatown bazaar to get into Chinese New Year mood. I see many shops selling red things. Then this shop catch my eye.I look at the signboard hard. These people are string specialist! This is area I want to develop expertise in.So I take careful look at their wares. I see fu! But fu is not on red plaque!Now fu is found on red underwear. I think it is to bring good fortune to balls and to make sure it has plenty of activity in coming new year. Do you like fu? I wish you fu and gong see nee for 2006. Public mess is dog business In Chinese astrology 2006 is year of Dog. Chinese zodiac tradition is funny because every year is year of animal. Shopping center like to take advantage of animal year to hold events and display these animals. This year is easy because it is easy to get hold of dog. In year of dragon it is not so easy to get dragon. I think is because dragon is mythical creature not proven to exist yet.Dog show is always popular in Singapore. Rich and successful people own dog. The more dog you own the more richer and successfuller you are, but of course it is maid who take care of wiping up dog shit.Today I go to see kennel club dog show. There is a lot of cute doggies here.Rich people feed dog high class food. Sometimes you don't know who gets better food, dog or you. But what goes in must come out. So more food is fed comes out as more dog shit. From smell you can sometimes guess how well the dog ate. Dogs is unable to sit on toilet bowl due to different bone structure from humans. So they just dribble on ground. Doggies like to empty intestine on floor. On grass is not so bad.Hey dog! Why don't you learn to use toilet bowl?But some like to use floor instead of grass. Fine for letting dog shit on ground in public and not wiping it up is $500 in Singapore. I don't know what fine for human shit on ground and not wiping it up is. Maybe we must bring it up to lawmakers to discusses.People step.People see brown mound on floor and still step.Pram roll over it.More people step.Brown mound become flat brown mound. Note small paw prints near it.This is example of Singaporean attitude to public property. If property don't belong to bloody selfish Singaporean no one care about keeping it clean. I say fuck you! Inconsiderate Singaporean! Funkymania funk funk funk Funkymania is yearly event organized by NUS, to show off cool hip hop funk break dance. It is a super dance battle among different tertiary institute in Singapore! Legend has it that all those who go to funkymania are a bunch of funkers. So today I decide to be funker for a day and visit funkymania. In 1 night I see more pelvic thrust than I ever make in 33 years! I very impressed!When I was younger, tertiary institute is only for do study! But now you can be a funker and get away with it too! I wish I am in tertiary institute today! And now even 14 year old has super funky funk moves! When I see them so cool I regret not learning to do funk when I was at funking age already.We got backstreet boys or moonwalker people, army strip people, von dutch people and a lot more funky groups! Music is hip hop style with rap and groove and crowd also moves to groove! This is funk scene in Singapore. It is very popular with young adult crowd.I also bring to you super funking video of 2 groups! Please forgive stupid official potographer in the video, because we keep shouting at him to not block but he still block.Most popular group directWinning group direct Evil toxins shit thru feet Current fad in town is foot detoxify. You give health companies $30, then they ask you to sit down on comfortable chair and put your feet in tub of water, then they connect electricity and say evil toxins will be pull out from you. If this is true then we are very happy people! Because can eat shit, drink urine, and can pull out toxins every day before going to sleep! No need doctor already!So I think to myself, is it real or not? My scientist friend Dr Lee tell me it is just quackery. So today I go off in search of truth.These detoxify shops set up very often in night market or neighbourhood fairs nowadays. They charge $30 to let you sit down and detoxify. But you are actually sitting down and dirtying your feet with eletrolytic waste products! They like to show TV with a China doctor saying that foot detoxify is good for health, and colour of water represent different toxin. I think is brown for shit, yellow for urine, blue for last time KFC give this blue freeze powder in drink, and red for cherry drink. Or something like this. I didn't know inside my body is so colourful, I thought inside is just red and pink meat. When I try to take poto of evil toxin water they don't let me! I don't know why. If I show world the evil toxin in you then people will go to them and give more business, but they don't want.They also like to show the before and after water. Before is clear water. After is water fill with shit and toxin. Now you can shit through feet! I think toilet bowl maker like Armintage Shanks must be scared of no business next time because of modern science.You sit down in chair and they put your feet in tub of clean water. Then they connect wire to tub. Wire goes to very scary meter like in Frank Einstein movie. THen they ask you to get ready, and they switch on! Bubbles appear in water.10 minutes later water is turning brown. Then after 25 minutes they way your time is up. When you look at toxins removed you almost vomit, because it look like they remove 5 kg of toxin from you through your feet. Evil toxins weigh 10% of you!When I was young I got interest in science. I had chemistry set, but at that time don't have DIY genetic engineering kit or home made nuclear atom split yet. So I only can play with chemical and start fire. This give me valuable "foundation knowledge" to seek the truth! I want to see if I can do foot detoxify magic at home with household material!I take jelly tub and fill with salt. I add water and stir, then I connect 1.5 volt battery to water. WAH! I see bubbles coming out of wire. But very weak. So I connect 4 batterys. Now I zap the shit out of your feet! So I connect to water. 20 minute later water change colour! I see brown juice appear out of nowhere. I never even put my foot in! I never shit in it also!40 minute later got blue colour come out too! I scared! I is removing many toxins, but from who? Is there ghost in the room putting feet in jelly tub?60 minute later tub is very scary.Why it work this way? I check wikipedia, best source of free knowledge if you have internet access."The color, of course, comes from electrolytic corrosion of the metal electrodes. These are usually made of iron, nickel, and copper, all of which decompose into highly-colored ions; these colors will vary with the amount of salt present and the pH of the solution. By-products of the electrolysis process are bubbles of hydrogen and chlorine gases (both of which are dangerous in confined spaces) and sodium hydroxide, commonly known as "lye". The latter tends to soften skin, allowing it to flake off, pick up various colors on reacting with the metal ions, and complete the illusion that one usually pays dearly for: individual treatments can be from $50 up, and the grossly overpriced power supply "machines" sold for home use can go for as much as $1000. And of course, all that really gets cleaned out is your wallet!"This is fucking difficult to understand, but I think he trying to say toxin is actually toxin from wire that go into tub and not toxin from feet!This is the truth about foot detoxify, latest fad is sweeping through Singapore. Save $30, and buy cigarettes instead. I think shit and urining is best way to remove toxin, since caveman up till now use this technique. Chaos and Mayhem, it is Orchard Road on New Year Eve Welcome to 2006. Singapore got only a few places to celebrate the New Year countdown. You can go to Esplanade and watch fireworks, or you can go to Mount Faber watch fireworks, or you can stay at home watch TV of fireworks and party, or you can go to Orchard Road to see fights, anarchy and mayhem and chaos. Fireworks is boring, so today I go to see violence in happy shopping district.Even monks are keeping up with times. They use mobile phone and come to Orchard Road to see animals in action.Animals are everywhere. They use spray snow and dirty clothes. I tell them to Fuck Off! because I am holding video camera and spray snow is very bad for video camera. They scared because I got gangster face. If you don't want to get sprayed you must have gangster face. But gangster face also attract seow ginna who want to fight. So you must have gangster face, but not too gangster face.I don't know why everyone like to cover themselves in fake snow and bump here bump there to pick up other people sweat. It is very unclean.Hundreds of people are here! More than half are not Singaporean! A lot of Bangras are here because seeing Orchard Road is free! They can spend money on spray snow instead of admission ticket!And spray at other people! Like xiao mei meis!Spray snow is very dangerous when it hits eyes. It cause blindness! It may cause permanent blindness! But people still laugh when they spray people's eyes! They are sadisstic people!If you go to Orchard Road, you will definitely get sprayed if you are ginna, bangra, xiao mei mei or ah beng. If you are not one of them but still get sprayed, it means you stand too close to them.Finished spray cans are thrown on the floor. There is non-stop clattering sound. Do not litter campaign and moral education in school proved useless. I never saw so much empty cans before!Children cry, they are scared of ah bengs who spray them.This is aftermath of New Year countdown at other places. Ribbon spray is not as popular as spray snow but if you get hit in eye by flying ribbon you can say bye bye eye. Ribbon spray is very hard to remove if you remove it before it is dry.This look like tomato sauce on floor, but I never saw so much tomato sauce before! So I take closer look.It look very dark and thick, like concentrated tomato sauce. Why do people spray tomato sauce on floor for New Year countdown?It is blood! New Years eve brings season of chaos, mayhem and violence to Singapore! Theory of evolution is indeed true! Some people is descend from monkeys!Click here or here for the incredible video of chaos and mayhem in Orchard Road! (35 mb of chaotic goodness!) Or click here for the sucky lo quality version!