Barcamp I m here I dragged myself outta the bed early today ... I won't even dragged my ass outta the bed early on a sunday morning not even if my houz in on fire but ..... yea but today I did miracle. Why is that? I wanna goto Barcamp! what is barcamp all about? I dunno how to tell you but you can goto http://barcamp.my for more infos.brb ... im in the middle of open source confrence. Cuci Mata Wetnessday - No.1 Song in Ahbengz Top Ten list this month! WARNING :18SX - Small bois n girls ... go do your homework! Dun read! go play PS2 or PS3 or Wii or PSP or hello kitty or hello puppy or anything as long as u dont read this post can edi! If you die die also wanna read ... then call your mum/dad at work and ask for permission 1st ok?Oh! and its NSFW too! Got terribly foul language and its no good for hypocrites also! Its not for the Faint hearted neither! Pls do not proceed if you have a weak heart ok?Note : NSFW means Not Safe From Work .... so, if u kena fire bcoz you read my blog at work ... u dun kam find me ok?I know this post is super late ... in fact I almost kena call the post Cuci Mata Thursday but life is hard now so gotta put more time, energy and effort into my career or risk being fired and have to stay beneath the overhead bridge. So pulez pardon the delay ok?Now who said Cuci mata post have to be only piktures? This week we got a spesel rekomendation from Rojaks Entertainment inc. This song has been on the No.1 position of Ahbeng's Top Ten List for the last 6 months and still no one is able to beat it yet!If you never listen to this song yet then gerenti you kenot kolifai as Ahbeng! So if you are an Ahbengz wannabe then this is a good chance for you to better understand Ahbengz culture.But if you are under 18 yrs old ... i sincerely hope you will ask your parent's permission before you proceed as I do not wanna be responsible as the one who thot you all this Ahbengz craps but for the rest of you who are alredi more corrupted than i am ... you will only proceed under own risk ok?Those who are at work ... i strongly rekomen that you go home only open the video, times are bad and losing a job in time lidis is disasterous! So be a good boi/ger and dun open this in the opis ok?ok heres the regular shit for those who wanna read Cuci MAta post :Like usual ... Ahbengs n Ahpeks sekalian .... I present to you the Rules and Regulations of reading Cuci Mata Post!! Before you proceed you will agree that you will adhere to the belows rules and regulations.1. No hands under the desk/table2. No hands below waist level3. No goto toilet TFK after reading this post4. No Weak Heart ... if you got heart attack one pls ask your lokter for permission 1st.5. Do not take Viagra before viewing this post, Tongkat Ali also kenot! If take ledi dun proceed ... I sked later u lau bei huet!6. Others proceed under own risk.7. Dun let your boss catch you staring at lengluis with a boner! You kena fire dun kam find me!DONT LUFF SO LOUD!Without further ahdooo .. ladies and genitalmen ... i presents to you the no.1 song in Ahbengz top ten chart!! When you go karaoke dun sing lidis ok? if you kena tnagkap u dun tell them u learn from here wan! LOL! Oi I waiting for you upstairs! Why You TFK here??!!! One sunny morning ... there is this wife/gf did something to stimulate his bf/hubby mia small brader, then the bf/hubby wakes up and walks out of the room. The wife/gf thot he go get domdom la ... so she waits patiently for him to return.Mana tau wait har wait har ... that fler still notchet return so the wife/gf get out of the room to look for him la!Skali the wife/gf found him doing something at the living room that makes her so tulan!!!! What izzit hes doing? kakakaka! You watch yourself and tell me la!KAKAKAKAKAA!!! What da fark are you thinking la??!!!Its only Monday ok? Stop dliming and go bek to work la!!! 4 more days to go NIAHMA!!! ARGGHHH!!!! Who Won The Debate? Heres the Obvious Answer!!! Who won? Actually who I am to judge la? I m not latuk or Tan Suli ... I m just a commoner who "watched" the debate (not live one ok? i watched thru yout ube also) and since we all is also commoner so why dont you be the judge yourself?Here is 2 piktures i took from the debate ... u see it and judge for yourself ...Niahma! this old man still can camwhore sommo!! He camwhore with the fehmes "Victory" sign sial! LOL.................Your verdict? Who won la? Fuel Price Debate - Who You Bet On? Honestly I m unable to make it home on time to watch THE debate and fortunately ... something as big as this will definitely be available on YouTube. Thru PaulTan's blog i found this video of the debate.Its only 9minutes+ which is almost 20% of the whole 60 minutes debate. Just in this 10 minutes clip you can see that its obvious enuff who is making sense and who is not ...I dont think by saying "bahawa, bahawa and bahawa" (mark 7:11 - 7:20) OR "Pada waktu itu, pada waktu itu, pada waktu itu" (mark 8:52 - 9:47) repeatedly over and over again will make you look any smarter nor will help you make any sense la! You are like babbling la ...Preaching about what happened in Arab in 1974 (mark 7:42-8:20) and elaborating this issue also wont help either, we dont wanna know why or how Petronas is made! we wanna know how da fark you going to solve our shit and gives us better life la! WTF you merepek la?! diu!Ppl ask you to debate about fuel price .. you goan dig your opponent mia history and tell us for wat? that one we alredi know ok? tell us something we dunno wan la! Like do you pay for petrol or u get it free wan? diu!Here is part 2 mia video :Please pay attention at nark 1:48-1:52 ... beri terus kepada rakyat LMAO!!! YEA RITE!Part 3 :In part 3 mia video ... ppl asked him wtf hes gonna do with the 13bils saved since the last 4.3bils saved also burnt just lidat oni ... he goan tok labish till venezuela for what fark? kakakaka u think this guy is high or what ar?Part 4,5 & 6 :Quote of the day : Pada waktu itu, pada waktu itu, pada waktu itu. MCH!! i dun wanna know pada waktu itu ok? I wanna know about waktu ini apa lu mau buat!!! Kopitiam Blowater - Blame Yo Mader la!! Where i been? Wantan mee is RM4.50!!! Chikin lice is RM4.50!!! Teh ais is RM1.60!!! Petrol is RM2.70!!! Where can i go??!! Working my ass off trying to survive la!!!Blame my kok la!!! MATHAR FATHAR!!! Lengmou Thursday - Chinese Culture Diu-ing 101 Today Lengmou thursday is gonna take a look at one of our chinese culture and how far it evolved currently.The culture I m toking about is Cursing or the mastery of the word "Diu" it seems that whoever can master this word well will earn greatest respect in the Ahbengs clan.For those who derno how this works ... well you in luck as we prepare a tutorial video to teach you the basic of Diu-ing (of coz the video is in cantonese la! its a chinese culture la! wtf you expecting?! DIU! LOL!)Heres the simple tutorial .... observe and learn ok?Now that you learnt the basic of Diu-ing, lets look at the evolution of DIU-ing and what it evolved to in this era. How well is this culture holding as we are guzzing thru changes after changes in this fast paced cybernation?Well ... this below video tells it all man! OH ... dun say i dun warn you ok? .... turn down your speaker and dont eat/drink anything, dont laugh so loud either! Later die choking or got fired dun blame me ok?By the way .... no grandma is hurt in the making of the story ... and pls dont do this to your grandma ok? the lady above is a trained professional!!!There is this Q asked by one of the fler .... You think the grandma is high on grass anot?MATHER FATHER LU LA!!! LMAO!!!P.S. Many thanks to MVX for the video links Cuci Mata WETnesday - Pheeweettt Frensters Lengluis!! Got this from forwarded email, looks like some is too free/nice to go around frendster collecting piktures of Lengluis from Malaysia and compiling them up and send to everyone! But also thanks to him you guys got Cuci mata post to see today la! If not you all can bekam vegetarian today coz i farking sick like a dog liow! Enjoy la!Like usual ... Ahbengs n Ahpeks sekalian .... I present to you the Rules and Regulations of reading Cuci Mata Post!! Before you proceed you will agree that you will adhere to the belows rules and regulations.1. No hands under the desk/table2. No hands below waist level3. No goto toilet TFK after reading this post4. No Weak Heart ... if you got heart attack one pls ask your lokter for permission 1st.5. Do not take Viagra before viewing this post, Tongkat Ali also kenot! If take ledi dun proceed ... I sked later u lau bei huet!6. Others proceed under own risk.7. Dun let your boss catch you staring at lengluis with a boner! You kena fire dun kam find me!Now only I know malaysia got so many lengluis one! Last time ppl tell me our malaysia fehmes for the most lenglui per sq meter i dunch briff ... now i m a BRIFFVER!!!!Are you a Briffver yet? What is Subsidy? While i m busy being sick n all ... here is Something for your to pounder on. The so called concept of fuel subsidy if according to this email i got from my "angmoh-celup" frend is actually non-existant, its just a term someone create to fark us up oni ... How true izzit? You read and judge for yourself la!A man called Ahbeng owns a farm which can produce 10 apples every day.He has 5 workers to operate the farm.Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm normally.The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40.He uses the RM25 to improve the farm operation and facilities.He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as profit.Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.When Ahbeng passed away and there is a new landlord, Ahmad comes to continue the farm operation.He says to the workers:" We need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking.From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for each apple you eat. It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm."The workers have no choice but to pay RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily. Their earning decrease from RM2.00 to M1.00 per person.As usual, Ahmad sells the 4 apples and he gets RM40. He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers. He gets RM5.00 as profit. On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers. In total, he gets RM10 as profit every day.Soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each. The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the 4 apples he sells daily.Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend, Sam. Sam says:"Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik."So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25 to RM50. In actual fact, the improvement only cost RM30. The remaining RM20, Ahmad and Sam share evenly among themselves.Let's calculate how much Ahmad gets daily:RM10 (from farm improvement cost)RM20 (Net profit by selling 4 apples: [Gross profit, RM80] - [Improvementcost, RM50] - [Wages RM10] = RM20)RM5 (from selling apples to his workers)In total, Ahmad gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he takes overthe farm from Ahbeng.His profit increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily perperson.The greedy Ahmad does not want to stop there.One day, he says to his fellow workers:" You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are only paying RM1.See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDY RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy and total I need to SUBSIDY RM95.00.This will greatly burden the farm and we might get bankrupt if we continue like this.In order to avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bear the remaining RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. "So, greedy Ahmad adds RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes RM37.50.After you have read the story, I am sure you have already understood the meaning/concept of "SUBSIDY" given by the "U-no-hu"The RM95 subsidy never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously "given" by the "U-no-hu".Cutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your pocket.Here is anoder simple-er example on how this subsilly shit works ... got this from Ahuei's brog Ahmad is a fisherman. He sells a fish to you at $10 which is below the market value of $15.Let's assume that he caught the fish from the abundance of the sea at little or no cost. Ahmad claims that since the market value of the fish is $15 and he sold you the fish for $10, he had subsidised you $5 and therefore made a loss of $5.Question :Did Ahmad actually make a profit of $10 or loss of $5 which he claimed is the subsidy?Answer:Ahmad makes a profit of $10 which is the difference of the selling price ($10) minus the cost price ($0 since the fish was caught from the abundance of the sea). There is no subsidy as claimed by Ahmad.So ... who got farkED now? Kopitiam Blowater - Cheap SD and Dont Kill Snakes!!! So ... Whats hot in kopitiams?So ... back to the question ... when given a choice between Snake and Bala-Super-Meriam ... and you can oni kill one of them .... which wan you wanna weck? ...I dunno bout you but .... I'll take my chances with the snake! LOL!! Lengmou Thursday Lengmou Thursday might be a permanent post category in Rojaks, basically Lengmou post is all about the latest happening shits in town/country. Anyway flipping thru the niuspepah I found a few interesting stuffs innit.When every-farking-body is busy increasing plice this chikin lice seller in yeepoh (Mister Lee Hon Guoon) is reducing his chikin lice from RM2.50 to RM2.00 a plate! But theres a catch you see ... the RM2.00 a plate oni available from 4pm onwards till he ran outta chikin or lice .. whichever kam first.Dun say RM2.00 la! I'll be happy to pay RM2.50 for a plate on chikin lice in KL anytime!!! In fact I will pay him one month in advance and I will go there eat chikin lice every farking day!Mister Lee Hon Guoon, I salute sama lu la! Not oni u got balls but u got HEART too![Source]Thinking what to eat today? Well you could go for thi new dish .....Apparently there is a new kinda food created in putrajaya, its called Roti Pak Lah. Whats innit? According to this Blog's Author ... the dish has everything innit except eggs (Telurs)!Click on the above image to enlarge it la!Linpeh (m regular Porn Pusher) told me just now that there is a new prank in town involving making polis repot one! This is what he told me ....Linpeh : Yesday my frend call me from polis stationMe : Har? What happened?Linpeh : He told me he making polis repot against his boss ....Me : HAR??! for what?Linpeh : He told the polis .... his boss KaikanED him 8 times!!!Me : KAKAKAKAKAKA MAHAI LU LAR!!!Linpeh : Yalar that fucker gila one! KAKAKAKAKAKA!!!Looks like the latest trend is to make polis repot against your boss for Liwat case!Just befoh i wanna click the post button ... one lenglui kam n ask me an IQ question .. she said :Jess : What animal kok (knock) 2 times will die one?Me : I derno ... what animal kok 2 times will die one ar?Jess : Aiyah! so easy alo dunno! Its buaya la!Me : Why Buaya?Jess : Engrish call buaya what one?Me : Crocodile lor!Jess : yalor! Kok-kok-die mah!Me : LOL! mehhh... lidat alo can!Ok .. boh liow! Lunch time almost over and i notchet eat also! Diu! GO bek to work la! See what see?! LOL!LENG MOU??!!! Cuci Mata Wetnesday - Ginny Star Shinny Like usual ... Ahbengs n Ahpeks sekalian .... I present to you the Rules and Regulations of reading Cuci Mata Post!! Before you proceed you will agree that you will adhere to the belows rules and regulations.No hands under the desk/tableNo hands below waist levelNo goto toilet TFK after reading this postNo Weak Heart ... if you got heart attack one pls ask your lokter for permission 1st.Do not take Viagra before viewing this post, Tongkat Ali also kenot! If take ledi dun proceed ... I sked later u lau bei huet!Others proceed under own risk.Dun let your boss catch you staring at lengluis with a boner! You kena fire dun kam find me!Received lotsa requests asking me to post more piktures of one of the HAWT girl I met in Nuffnang Wild Live Party and guessed what? With help from YH and Ahlob i managed to get in touch with her and she agreed to be featured in this week Cuci Mata Wetnesday post!!! You guy must be farking lucky this week!Her name is Ginny (Yea shes a blogger too! Where is her url? its somewhere in this post la! Lets play treasure hunt shall we? :P) and she has been cast in numerous Mags covers and TV commercials and modellings etc ... here is some "disclose-able" profile of Ginny ...Name: GinnyLocation: CherasOccupation: Student/ Freelance model / Part time Zoo keeperAge: 18Sex: FemaleRace: ChineseWeight: 44kgHeight: 5'4 (Without Heels)Vital statistic: 32c - 24 - 34Spoken Languages: English(fluent), Malay(fluent), Cantonese (average)Written Languages: English, Malay* Btw ... thos Ahbengs who want her tel no and msn contact can start bribing me now!!!Remember this HAWT face/body/long legs? Yup shes one of the nuffies you guys been dreaming of! LOLI know what you guys thinking now ... I also suddenly got this crave to go shwim orso! Izzit me or izzit today dem bloody hot ar?GT Queen ... my dlim girl!!!Jiejie!!! Can I sit beside lu??!! Can I? CAN I?!!! *wipe nose bleed*So purpleeee!!!So deep!!!!! I can almost drown!!!Phuiyo ... Angel jiejie u so leng la!*almost outta tisu to wipe nose bleed edi*Miss Hypertune Finalist .....Ginny jiejie in Teens MagOi! Kambek! Kambek!!! where u go ledi!!! Still working hours leh! Pinis ledi la! Stop Dliming and Go bek to work la! LOL!MCH! Hafta buy more tisu n keep in opis this weekend ... keep bleeding lidis will die very fast wan! lolbtw ... if you wanna see more piktures of HAWT Ms. Ginny ... goto her Blog la!!! I go look for Bunny Jiejie first ... see she wanna be feature in Cuci Mata next week anot ok? Wish me luck wei! Kopitiam Blowater - Ahbengs Got IQ wan u know? I suddenly got this crave of eating Turkish food .... you think the Turkish food in Turkey Embassy is nice anot ar? :PWant lidis meh? This drama re-run so many time ledi wei! Got new drama anot? Lines everyone should know. Filler post - something i found in my email. Dont feel well enuff to think of tuffs to blog today ... "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What da fark was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding day!............. Too bad no one likes your wife.""How could two people as beautiful you............ have such an fugly baby?""I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love......... After having met you, I've changed my mind.""I must admit, you brought Religion in my life........... I never believed in Hell until I met you.""As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....... that you're not here to ruin it for me.""As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...""Thanks for being a part of my life!!!.......... I never knew what evil was before this!""Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.""Someday I hope to get married............ but not to you.""You look great for your age.......Almost Lifelike!""When we were together, you always said you'd die for me......... Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.""I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....... So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.""We have been friends for a very long time........... What do you say we call it quits?""I'm so miserable without you.................. It's almost like you're here.""Congratulations on your new bundle of joy............... Did you ever find out who the father was?""You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.""Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday--------- So we're having you put to sleep." Its Weekend la! I was toking to Ahlian and I told her this song made me feel so relaxed n warm and fuzzyThe girl from ipanema - Nat King ColeBut she said this song more lum wor!L-O-V-E - Nat King ColeWhat say you? Which one you prefer? The girl from ipanema or L-O-V-E? By the way .. both song also by Nat King Cole wan ... so if you derno who is Nat King Cole then u goan phuack yoself la!!! Kopitiam Blowater - Parliment Throw Shit Contest! I really wish they would spend more time in fixing our shit rather than create more shit for their own amusement purposes! We got enuff Professional Shitter in teh kanteri ledi la! You wanna drama can lar but first pulez clean up the existing shit first la diu! Whole kanteri is fulla shit now ... you goan make more shit for wat fark?!* Ahbeng DICKteneriProfessional Shitter : One who got paid just to tok labish n eat n shit! Anyone can be a Professional Shitter! No nid go thru the erection to find one!What you think? whose side is the media on this time? *evil grin* Kopitiam Blowater - Ahbengs Be Smart! Buy Petrol Look Kad! Remembered the quote "Customers is owaz rite"? If this is true then how come the petrol stesen is squeezing our balls?!! U got pobems with the banks you go fark them la! U char 9 our balls for wat fark? We paying you wan leh! We self serbis one leh!What cost increase? You goan hire banglas stand there for wat fark? Banglas can serbis us? Wipe our widnscreen? Ask us "Cash or card?" Lidat call serbis? The bangla cant even speak BM to save his own life! No thanks we are capable of self serbis!So dun try to take our credit card points from us!!! We wanna redeem kilometrico pen at the end of the year wan!!! Why kilometrico pen? What else can you claim? Judging from our inflation rate .... by the end of the year .... that bloody paria non stick wok will gonna cost you 999,923,355 point to redeem ... so my points is only good for kilometrico pen oni!Click on image to enlarge it, the last pikture got too much text which is not so readable if you dun enlarge it.Ahbengs pls be smart! Buy petrol pls Look Card! Cuci Mata Wetnesday - SpongeBob Grown Up Alredi! Sometime we as the writer will not know whether our "article" is good anot wan! To us of coz its good la! But whether the readers likit anot .. thats anoder question lor! There is a new poll located at the left panel underneath the nuffnang ads, if dun mind gibe feedback can? Much appreciated!I tried to make a cuci mata post since 10am but I surrendered to my work ... totally kenot find time to even post any pics!!! ARGHH!!! Then lunch time kam thot can post la! ... mana tau lotsa uninvited guests also kam! so its 3:15 pm now and here i am typing out this simply Cuci-Mata post.I actually thot wanna skip today post edi bcoz dem farking busy! Buden after yesday mia "horniest Country" post to which i thot i must have made lotsa contirbution in making Mareysia a one of the hamsap-est nation in the world I must post more cuci-mata post wan ... that way we can keep our most hamsap-est nation mia title!!! Maybe one day i can get a latuk title for my hamsap contributions lol!!!!Bek to today mia cuci mata post ... lotsa teens nowadays grow up watching spongebob cartoon rite? After so many years .... Spongebob alo grown up ledi la!Of coz in cartun you kenot see the Grownup Spongebob mia version la but in Rojaks we think of everything for lu edi ....So Ladies and Genitalmen!!!! I present to you Grown up SpongeBOOB!!!!TAADAAAAA!!!What you mean where is SpongeBooB? There la! There! There! The yellow color fler with big big EYES!!! can see anot?!!! .... oi Ahpek hands mana pigi?!!! Taruk balik on the table!!!Now now you seen the Grown up version of SpongeBooB ledi ... which one you prefer? Young Spongebob or Grown Up SpongeBooB version? Horniest Country? Askmen! Are you single or hamsap? Are you currently planning a holiday or werking trip abroad and derno where to go? Werry not as we in Rojak owax cater for the needs of our hamsap Ahbengz members wan! We search the web for the most hamsap stuffs so you dont have to! LOL!Ok la ok la i bruff 9 u one la! The actual story is One of my regular P0rn pusher (Uncle Linpeh) today show me an australian website call "ASKMEN.COM" they published a list of horniest countries on earth with a guide on how and where to get your puzzies!!! Niahma untung lar u all hamsap farkers! lol!Suprisingly Malaysia is in no.7 .... Judging from all the hamsap Ahbengz/Ahpekz I known ... we should be in no.1 position la!!! You dont briff you ask Linpeh and see!Anyway this article mentioned Malaysia lidis one .....Malaysia"In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny." Now i know why Linpeh is so hamsap la! that fler mia opis near to all these horny place wan! LOL!Bitch club really got "girl with plice" one meh? Anyone tried it befoh anot??!!!! Dun shy shy la! faster share your sexperience here!!China is in No.4 as the horniest country beating the crap out of us .... maybe i should take that China's job offering now ..... lolHorniest Country Top 10 List! 1. Greece2. Brazil3. Russia4. China5. Poland6. Italy7. MALAYSIA BULLEH!!!!8. Spain9. Switzerland10. Mexico Latino!!!Now ... after reading this post you got this sudden feel to go to Greece, Russia or China anot?Wanna read more to see if i got bruff 9 u anot? Go HERE la! Niahma ... you better buy me souvinier when u kambek from your sexciting trip! Nuffnang Wild Live Blogging Party - Nose Bleed Piktures!! Naihma I tell you Who no go Nuffnang mia Wild Live Blogging party now can go bang yo own balls till they turn blu-black! No briff? Nah let you see abit sample la!But first you kena get ready some Tissue paper ... standby la ... gerentik nosebleed one i tell u! All hands on desk ok? mch still erly la!This one my Feberet pikture of the nuffy gers .... who got high blood pressure better dun see long long ... later kena heart ehtek!The more u see .. the more high your blood pressure wan!Jie-jie bunny ... can i bwing u home? I lafu carrot one leh!2 chiew kap mou tik lengluis .... Ringo and PlincessJaneErm ... who can tell me where their blogs??!! I gibe lu rewards!!! lolChicken playing with cow mia pink KKC .... this cow got 4 KKCs wan! LOL!Pink pau, Suet Li and Lioness .... *looking for tisu* Can you feel the *electrict* yet? *bzz-bzz* Kena sot sial!Phuiyo side view!!!! can see ... *ahem* the actual size lol!Msia dlim girl Ringo ... i everynite also got dlim of her wan! *lau bei huet*this bunny is the ladyboss!!!2 supah sizzling hot ... hottar than hot plate mia ladybugs2 hottest mouzmsia dlim girl hani, adeline and bunny jiejie .... I so wanna dlim now!!!Bunny jiejie drink carrot juice! My houz got lotsa carrot leh!Dlim ger adeline, Michelle domdom and skylerlook at bunny jiejie mia waist ..... *drools*Suet Li with the Dlim gersRingo with Cow with 4 lembik KKCs lolThis Jiejie cold edi .... go wear Tshirt ... no more HAWT! LOL!Hi korkor~~ Vote for me!3 finalist of bet dressed mamamiaaa~~~If you bored of looking at the front edi ... nah here the rear view! As juicy as the front view wan!LEGSS!!!! peacock, ostrich and a bee taking piktures with a half man gorrila!How? Nose bleed edi anot? If not yet then u go bang your nose on the wall la! You obviously mati pucuk ledi wan! no die orso no use! Wuahahahaha!Mana my pikture? I avoiding the camera like a bad case of STD la! I dunwan pollute ppl mia camera with my fugly pic! Later camera spoil ledi they ask me pay bek how?! KAKAKAKA!Then of coz .. other than nose bleed we also got obscene 18SX stuffs to show you .... there is this dude .... walking around with a HUGE dick on his face! A black nigga KKC! Dont briff? See the pikture below! This is 18SX stuffs ok? if you notchet 18 yrs old ... pls dun continue!SHAD the Huge Dick guy! See? That fler flashing his KKC at everyone! LOL! The lenglui beside him is electronicflyChicken man raping Mr. Spidey lol! 18x also!* Note : I tarak bwing my own camera .... all piktures here belongs to either one of them broggers below :lovesickz.blogspot.commikeyip.comshaolinphoto.comrevel-in-me.blogspot.comprincessladyjane.blogspot.comonebigbone.com (the Chicken)mrgin.blogspot.comIf i left out anyone whom piktures is displayed in this post, feel free to inform me wokeh? Dun shy shy la! Dun wanna kane sue for infringement of kopirite!Cant wait for the next upkambing nuffnang's party .... they freaking know how to throw powderful and hawt party wan!!! WELLDONE Nuffnang! I lafu yew! Nuffnang Wild Live Party LIVE! As usual ... AYAM HERE AGAIN!!! Where lu?Got many longkang to see here!!! Who no come really LUGILA!!!I whole nite busy wipping bei huet from my nose man!!!! *sniff sniff* Dun jeles can?! Kopitiam Blowater - Majiam Majiam in Niuspehpa! If got nothing better to say ... better keep quiet? i dunno ... what u think? lol Wild Animal Party Anyone? Who want go wild wild mia party, fast fast put up your hand up! Nuffnang and Maxis got one party kambing and only 150 lucky peeple get to go and shake their buntut she bang style! Kam on everybodi, repeat after me, “Shake your bon bon, shake your bon bon…she bang, she bang…” Something lidat lar.As usual …I will tell lu how to gerenti your inbitation to the party. First, you kasi write a blog post with this title “Roaring My Way to Nuffnang Wild ‘Live’ Blogging” and then faster send an email to Nuffnang with your permalink.Hah? Why lidis you ask me? Ask Boss Stewie lar!I tell you a secret ar…got three top prizes one u no? Not one, but THREE! TIGA!!!! SAM! ANJI* *ngek ngek ngek* You want more information? Go to Nuffnang lar!I dunch habe to tell you that Boss Stewie and his Nuffnang team always throw funtastic parties wan…and this time, the theme for the party is ANIMAL theme! Means you come to the party dressed like an animal lar, not you bring your hamsters cats dogs or pet pig wokeh!Will I go? Of coz la! I been to several bloggers gathering and even hosted one befoh but this one is spesel mia party … this one got umph mia! I always blogs at party bcoz my face too fugly and nobody wanna tok to me wan … so I pretend to be busy and blogs so ppl wont know I actually got no frend one la! This party very ngam me bcoz the all powderful Maxis is providing all the powderful broadband connection at the party so we can blog! Amajiam? Powder anot lu say?Since this is a kostum party … I been thinking what kinda animal shall I go as? Some suggest Hippo (Kanneh!) some says Pig (niahma! This one no nid kustom la!) then got one lagi best! He asked me to come as ladybird! Lady got bird wan meh?!!! Ladybird is a tranny leh!!! I Macho mia man ok!! No Ladybird wan! … then I think think I will kam in frog kostum la! ….. Why frog? I want mehnee mehnee charbohs kiss me!!! Why got kiss? You mean you neber heard of if girls kiss a frog then the frog will turn into hansem prince wan ar? Summore I memang hensem inside wan. Now I just need a lot of mui mui jais to muax muax me, then I complete ledi. Hensem inside AND outside! You think got any mui mui jais come kiss me and make me a prince anot jek?Who wan to turn me into a hensem a prince, faster Q up at the Nuffnang party entrance and take a number ok? I sit there wait for u to kiss me lol!What if no mui mui come kiss me turn me into a hensem prince? I bring my laptop and blog L-I-V-E at the party lor! This spesel feature spesially brought to you by no other than Maxis broadband. Maxis hou! Maxis geng! Maxis mou duck ding! I lafu yew Maxis! Tenkiu yew!Eh, what’s the big deal ar you ask me? First time Nuffnang party got L-I-V-E blogging gathering wokeh! Die die oso I bring my laptop to blog lor…got prize you know! Wanna know what prize? Go to Nuffnang lar! I not free now … gonna start designing my frog mia kostum ledi! You got any cheap tailor to rekomen anot?So what you waiting for? Faster write your post and send an email to wildlive@nuffnang.com lar! Dunch forget to include your permalink ok? If you r a blogger and you derno what is permalink then u goan let ghost push la! See lu there!!If you see a semi-hensem frog leaping around, dunch forget to kam gibe me a kiss. I very frenly wan! Cuci Mata WETnesday - OSushi Desuka? Got lotsa ppl messaged me lately (especially scotty the angmoh celup) and ask me why no more cuci mata post one? Skool holidei la! lotsa kids sufring the internet so i dun wanna be a bad influence la! thats why lol (yala yala i bruff wan la! I farking buzy trying to stay alive especially after the petrol hike!)Anyway .. heres your this week version of cuci mata post .. enjoy!There is this Sushi bar somewhere in the world ....where they serves sushi on fresh flesh wan!!!see the artistic way they arranged their sushi anot? look at the plate la!!This plate not very even la! got so many curves wan! how to hold the sushi prolerly?!Fresh flesh eating fresh flesh! LOLPlate also can eat wan!! TERROR LA!AH! angmoh lafu fresh sushi also!!!Eh ... why my plate moving one geh?This is what i call ... lick the plate clean!!!So now, i know that most of you would wanna ask me ... where the hiao is this place? If I knew .. you would be seing my face in these piktures! Not them!!! KAKAKAKAKA!!! Kopitiam Blowater - SAPP u RAWKS!!! On Change yo lifestyle ... 2 of us spent RM3.80 on dinner yesday nite and today i only spent RM3.50 so far for blekfas n lunch. I wonder whether i can keep doing this everydei anot? Buden ... that one not yet including petrol mia money la!!! An Excerpt taken from Politic 101 Malaysia's blog :[Barisan Nasional component party Sabah Progressive Party (Sapp) leaders did not mince their words in lambasting the federal government for the drastic fuel hike which was announced on Wednesday.While Sapp president Yong Teck Lee warned Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi of a serious political fallout for the BN, the party’s youth wing went a step further by calling for the resignation of Abdullah and his ministers, reports malaysiakini.]Elo MCA? Calling calling MCA? Over... over .... Kopitiam Blowater - RM645 SubSILLY is to Benefit Who Wan? If you tell me lidis ...You : eh i pay you RM645/year u lemme raise petrol price la!Then i tell u bek lidis ...Me : eh ... i pay u RM645 a year la! u dun raise petrol price can?!Why you do to me can but i do to u kenot wan? This Subsilly thingy .... in the end who getting the benefits? Kopitiam Blowater - Our Petrol Still Cheap leh! I think 99% of the peeple in our country opposed to the crazy increase of petrol retail price announced yesday, the other 1% is either cronies or insane or rich ppl.Yar rite ... they got gibe rebate to car below 2,000cc but what about those no car(s) wan? Why they have to suffer with the price increase of necessities foodstuffs since then dont drive? What kinda compensations/ subsilly they will get?Now petrol go up edi ... its inevitable that others things that we regularly used will increase too! This is because the price of transportation increased ledi!Whos suffering now? Farkiu la! Kopitiam Blowater - Mat Rempit Also Despo Ledi! Yesday nite .... while driving home going thru all the massive jam by those who is trying to get the last remaining drops of RM1.92/liter petrol .... i can feel the air is filled with angers, depressions and dissatisfactions .... I cant help but feel that I myself was at a lost of directions too .... you felt the same too?I long time no draw edi .... today i suddenly felt the urge to express all my dissatisfactions with my terribly fugly artistic skills of mine.NOTE : Cant really show the full size drawings thru blogspot interface, so if you got "old fawer" ledi ... then just click on the images to get a better view or to read the caption of the "cartoon" since the text is also kinda small for those with "old fawer"What you think? True anot? The Worst Has Yat To Come! You know your day is fuckED when you open the newspaper and you see something lidis :Wednesday June 4, 2008 Shahrir: New fuel subsidy scheme only in AugustBy MANJIT KAUR KUALA LUMPUR: A new fuel subsidy scheme will be fully implemented only in August and today’s announcement is only one of the steps in the revamp, Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Datuk Shahrir Abdul Samad said.[source]Here we are struggling, squeezing every drops of efforts from ourselves every minutes of our life trying to make a decent living and to pay off our debts and everytime we managed to take a step forward, something or rather someone will try to screw it up for you!Petrol goes up other things will follows! Tepung will go up, susu wil go up! roti will goup! Kiukai also will go up! Very soon .... if you dropped 10 ringgit on the road nobody will bother to waste time to pick it up also ..... soon we will bekam like indon! We will have to bring millions milllions of ringgit to buy 1 piece of egg!!!This is the common law of a society that depended too much on petrol! This is so so farking depressing!!! Suddenly I have this strong urge to apply for a citizenship in Brunei .... at least petrol is cheaper than mineral water in Brunei ....Worst is yet to come as petrol prices still not showing any signs of slowing down. The few basket who benefitted from all this would be ppl from the oil & gas industries, the petrol station and those oil producing countries ....WAIT! WE ARE AND STILL IS AN OIL PRODUCING COUNTRY!!! WTF??!! WE BEEN ROBBED??!! MAHCOWHAIII!!!! Dont be Shy, Dig Your Nose then EAT YOUR SNOT!!! I love to dig nose! I really do! I dont dig my nose often becoz if dig too often then kenot get enuff to make a big ball one la! So what i do is I oni dig once a day ... thats rite after shower.Why after shower? becoz shower ledi the tahi hidung/bei see/snot kena water it will bekam soft soft n moist moist one ... can be easily dug out and can easily shapre to whatever shape you wan! Can roll roll with fingers also!!Why I like to dig nose? ... you mean you dont like ar? MCH! digging nose is like sex ... your finger is having sex with your nose lidat! Its one of the pleasure in life man! If you dun like it then you probably a lesbo! Lesbo dun like to kena poke wan mah!Fortunately my son also inherited the art of nose digging from me LOL! That fler lagi power ... he has been digging his nose eversince hes a baby! Unfortunately his mum dont like him digging his nose in public! LOL!BUT NOW .... we all got more reason to dig our nose! Well not actually now lar! Zewt sent me this email and after some cross reference with Google I found that this article is dated back to year 2003. It says here ....Digging your nose and eat your own snot/bei see/taik hidung is good for your own health!!! Said Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger, a fehmes Vienna lokter.Dunch briff me? I alredi expect u all lidat wan la! .... nah! read yourself la! after u read then if you are one of those who doubted me b4 you read this article ... then goan let dog fark la! LOLClick on the Image to read ... for the actual newspaper article to be readable I kenot shrink it and put it here so instead i host it somewhere else. To read just click on the image above. Btw the article is in BM. I wonders what would my own snot taste like? I heard from a frend of mine (his name is Malcolm and hes studying in uni of Nottingham Semenyih *he paid me to type this line wan! he said he wanna be fehmes bcoz lotsa his fwens all got read rojaks wan!* ) whom taste his own snots before that snots are salty! No wonder that fler dem hamsap la!