i did it!!! I did something for the first time yesterday in my life!!!I went to dye my hair!!! Haha, I can hear some "chey" already.. Think many of you have dyed your hair umpteen times already!! :PSo now my hair has changed from black to brown.. but today no one in my office noticed the change!! Faint!! Maybe cos I'm too conservative and choose a brown that's quite dark, so a bit hard to notice the difference.. hope my hair will look nice on photos on my wedding day =) Money no enough 2 OP and I caught this movie "Money No Enough 2" last sat. We entered the cinema, expecting a good laugh at Jack Neo's usual way of "criticising" and making fun of government's politics....Indeed, it didn't disappoint us, we had fun watching the "ERP" riot...Besides the funny parts, we were surprised that there were touching scenes involved which moved many people to tears... U know, even OP who rarely crys, admitted later that he was nearly moved to tears...The movie truely protrays some realistic parts of our lives and the story about how the 3 brothers found their sick mother troublesome and planned to abandon their mother really made a impact on me... The 3 brothers found it hard to take care of their mum due to her illnesses and especially when they were in debts... Will this happen to us? especially when hospital fees are rising and u have our own family.. A mother can raise up 3 kids but finding one to take care of them seems so difficult.. haiz... The wonders of make-up!! As you all know, make-up can really do wonders!! I rarely put on make-up so I can really see the difference when I put on make-up during my wedding photoshoot.. Recently, I chanced upon a site that show drastic difference in a person with and without make-up... Really different!! No wonder OP said we girls are so deceiving with our looks! haha... scary...Courtesy from http://www.nvren30.com/meirong/mr-01/hzjq/meirong_42053.html Jokes!! New hearing aidsAn elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids.He returned a month later for a checkup, and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family just yet. I still sit around quietly; but, now I listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already.The Three BearsIt's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mummy Bear who go up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mummy Bear who set the table. It was Mummy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come down stairs and grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time.......I haven't made the @#*% porridge yet!!Company CircularDear STAFF,Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.TRANSPORTATION:It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.a) If we see you driving a CAMRY/CIVIC, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.ANNUAL LEAVE:Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year - They are called Sundays.LUNCH BREAK:a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.SICK DAYS:We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.TOILET USE :Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.INTERNET USAGE :All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.- Important Note: Charges applicable as S$2.00 per minute as we have 4MB connection. Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.Best regards,xxxxxxx Feeling not-so-good Been feeling bad about myself recently... Haiz...I'm really easily affected...... Haiz.....I dun want to feel this way :( Singapore Flyer Experience!! This is a long overdue post! Last Sat, I went to Singapore Flyer with my JC gang... We went in the afternoon and that day, there's NDP rehearsal so there's no shuttle bus service.. So we walked a long way from Marina Square to the Singapore Flyer Building...We bought tickets for 530 pm ride.. The salesgirl said that there's a romantic view at 7pm but as we were going home for dinner so we bought at an earlier slot.. hee... I didn't bring my camera so I kapo the photos from my friends.. heeOur ticket!We waited excitedly for the ride as this was the first time we were taking the Flyer!! Before we went to take the ride, we have to pass through a security check.. And here we are waiting for our capsule!The view from up above!!We were busy taking photos when the ride started and when we reached the top, we were quite excited!! But I have to admit, after a while, you will get a little bored as the capsule started to descend slowly... In the end, we girls just sat there to chit chat! Spent $29.50 to chit chat! haha...In the Singapore Flyer Building, there were some retails and restaurants..Also there were some good spots for photo-taking...There's a koi pond, a bridge, a cave and mini Yakult rainforest.. keke... overall, quite a fun gathering with my JC gang!! =) 10 crazy facts about kissing! I read this from MSN.. interesting huh... heeTwo out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now that’s a rigorous workout! Like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are alike. Kissing is good for what ails you. Research shows that the act of smooching improves our skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches. The average person spends 336 hours of his or her life kissing. Ever wonder how an “X” came to represent a kiss? Starting in the Middle Ages, people who could not read used an X as a signature. They would kiss this mark as a sign of sincerity. Eventually, the X came to represent the kiss itself. Talk about a rush! Kissing releases the same neurotransmitters in our brains as parachuting, bungee jumping, and running. The average woman kisses 29 men before she gets married. Men who kiss their partners before leaving for work have average higher incomes than those who don’t. The longest kiss in movie history was between Jane Wyman and Regis Tommey in the 1941 film, You’re in the Army Now. It lasted 3 minutes and 5 seconds. So if you’ve beaten that record, it’s time to celebrate! Funny jokes!! Words Words WordsA husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this, then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"Pet StoreA lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."She paused and said, "Yes?"The bird said, "You know."Advise to give your daughter about Man1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.4. Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone.5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.8. Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself types.9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.15. Sadly, all men are created equal. My 23rd birthday!! My 23rd birthday falls on 14th May and this time, it was filled with surprises! =)First surprise came from my HR colleagues. They were really nice as they were the first people in my company to celebrate my birthday! They gave me Isetan vouchers and a nice card.. Thanks thanks =)Second surprise came from my own Finance colleagues. Initially I thought no one knew about it cos it was all quiet the whole morning. At around 4pm, they surprised me by buying a nice chocolate cake and sang birthday song for me! Third surprise came from OP! At first he told me he had to work till late that day so he told me he would celebrate for me on Sat but instead he turned up when I knocked off! Hee...He brought me to Swensens for dinner and when we finished our meal, I'm puzzled why he took so long to ask for bill. The reason was revealed when the staff showed up with a strawberry ice cream cake and a balloon! OP had bought a cake and was waiting for them to bring the cake to us.. haha...The staff sang birthday song quite loudly and I was quite pai seh! haha, the ice cream cake was nice and even nicer was a bowl of free ice cream! But by then I was really full!! That's my second cake in a day..When I reached home, my family also celebrated for me!! Hee, I received ang baos from them, haha... They gave me another cake!!! So that's my third cake in a row!! I was really really full.... haha...OP had given me card as present and I thought that's all, however he brought out another present from his bag, and this present was really really special.. He had DIY a photo album, consisting of our photos from year 05 to 07! He mentioned that he had taken months to do this present and I really appreciate his effort! I like the album a lot!!!The coverThe pages inside =)Thank you everyone for the well wishes and special thanks to OP for making my birthday an memorable one! =) Have a laugh! Holland and American FlagsA visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag."Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.""That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."Collection DepartmentAnn had gotten a job in a collections department. She had to call all the delinquent customers, asking for payment, while still being courteous. After working there for a few months, she had become quite good at her job but realized that many of these customers were routinely delinquent. One man in particular had to be called every month and during this conversation with him, he interrupted her little speech and asked, "Excuse me, are you available?" Ann quickly replied, "Not as long as your name comes up on my computer screen."Happiest Day of Your Life"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle."I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.""But I'm not getting married until tomorrow." Protested his nephew."I know," replied the uncle."That's exactly what I mean."Great Female CombacksMan "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man "Is this seat empty?" Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man "Your place or mine?"Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman "It's in the phone book."Man "But I don't know your name."Woman "That's in the phone book too."Man "So what do you do for a living?" Woman "I'm a female impersonator."Man "What sign were you born under?" Woman "No Parking."Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"Woman "Do not Enter" Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man "I know how to please a woman."Woman "Then please leave me alone." Man "I want to give myself to you."Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."Man "I can tell that you want me." Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave." Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing." Man "I'd go through anything for you."Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."Man "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman "Yes, but would you stay there? Hand of Hope A picture began circulating in November. It should be 'The Picture of the Year,' or perhaps, 'Picture of the Decade.' It won't be. In fact, unless you obtained a copy of the US paper which published it, you probably would never have seen it.The picture is that of a 21-week-old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, who is being operated on by surgeon named Joseph Bruner.The baby was diagnosed with spina bifida and would not survive if removed from his mother's womb. Little Samuel's mother, Julie Armas, is an obstetrics nurse in Atlanta. She knew of Dr. Bruner's remarkable surgical procedure. Practicing at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, he performs these special operations while the baby is still in the womb.During the procedure, the doctor removes the uterus via C-section and makes a small incision to operate on the baby. As Dr.Bruner completed the surgery on Samuel, the little guy reached his tiny, but fully developed hand through the incision and firmly grasped the surgeon's finger. Dr.Bruner was reported as saying that when his finger was grasped, it was the most emotional moment of his life, and that for an instant during the procedure he was just frozen, totally immobile.The photograph below captures this amazing event with perfect clarity. The editors titled the picture, 'Hand of Hope.' The text explaining the picture begins, 'The tiny hand of 21-week- old fetus Samuel Alexander Armas emerges from the mother's uterus to grasp the finger of Dr. Joseph Bruner as if thanking the doctor for the gift of life.'Little Samuel's mother said they 'wept for days' when they saw the picture. She said, 'The photo reminds us pregnancy isn't about disability or an illness, it’s about a little person.' Samuel was born in perfect health, the operation 100 percent successful.Now see the actual picture, and how awesome and completely incredible it is... abcdefg Yesterday I saw an interesting message...Q: What does abcdefg stands for?Ans: A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls When did you last read a storybook? For me, I last read an entire storybook like ages ago!! Haha, as a adult now, I often read magazines or textbooks, and rarely do I read storybooks now. When I was young, my mum would often bring my siblings and I to the library..Back then, I would excitedly run to the children's section to find my favourite series of storybooks! Haha, my fav series then were "The babysitters", and books by "Enid Blyton" and "Ronald Dahl". Keke, still remembered there were once where we were allowed to borrow up to 8 books per person and together with my siblings, we brought home 24 books at one go!! Very heavy!!Keke, I had very few entertainment so reading a storybook could keep me occupied for quite some time.. no $$ needed.. haha.. When I reached around JC, I did not go to the library as often and slowly, I didn't touch my library card at all... Oops....Recently, I manage to read a storybook! I am only half way through but I think I have re-discovered the joy of reading a storybook... My storybook belongs to the "kid" section, haha but I enjoy reading it.. keke...So when is the last time you read a storybook? =) Thoughts count.... haha What's a priceless luxury to me? Question of the day:What's a priceless luxury to a me?Answer:To be able to sleep as long as I want without the sound of the annoying alarm clock.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Jokes to put a smile! 0 to 200 in 6 secondsBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Words in wordsDear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.Love, DadQuizHow does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.A horrible curseAn old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife".Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing." Changes for the better Changes for the better......Who doesn't want to do so?But not many have the luxury to do so, the courage to do so........You agree? Funny thoughts! Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?Can you get cornered in a round room? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage? Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?What happens if you shout "Hi" to a friend on plane whose name is Jack? (Hi, Jack!!) Happy Valentine Day Happy Valentine Day to all my friends!! It's a day where you can celebrate with your beloved ones and also friends! When I walked along Orchard Road just now, there were quite a few girls carrying flowers... haha.. but today is the day where florists will charge extraordinary high prices for that few stalks of roses!! Definitely heartpain for me!! I think if I'm a guy, I dunno if I'm willing to spurge on a bouquet of flowers which will wither in no time.. haha.. Oops! Keke, but nevertheless I found the flowers very pretty, especially that cute little bear! I also got a really nice watch from OP too!!! A couple watch!! hee... Thanks a lot, dear OP!! =) Hope you like my present too.. kekeFor the photos and more information on my Valentine Day, visit my wedding blog! Keke...Wishing everyone a sweet Valentine Day =) Super Full New Year Eve! Now I'm sitting in my living room with a super full stomach!!This year, I had reunion lunch with Rhys's family just now after work.. His mum cooked a very delicious meal and Rhys kept feeding me!! Super full by the time I finished eating.. haha...Then after a few hours, Rhys and I went back to my home for yet another round of reunion dinner!! Think how much food I have eaten.. luckily I didn't eat rice so manage to escape super super fullness.. haha....I think from next year onwards, I will have super full new year eve everytime since I'm eating reunion lunch and reunion dinner!! Happy New Year! The year of rat is about to come and here wishing all my dear friends a very Happy Chinese New Year!!!Get lots of ang baos and eat lots of tasty goodies!! (without getting fat.. haha) Pick Up Lines! Below are some cheese-y and funny pick up lines! Haha, wonder if they actually work......Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? (I find this soooo funny!! haha)My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Nice wedding lunch! Today, Sufen and I went to attend one of my colleagues - Ker Peng's wedding lunch! It's my first time attending a wedding as a friend/colleague... Hee.. excited cos I've sharing wedding preparations stuff and tips with this colleague since Oct last year! Time flies and today is her special day!We arrived early at the hotel, Marina Mandarin.. So we walked around and admired her beautiful wedding album..Sorry, my camera skills not very good.. hahaSufen and me!As my camera skills not very good, in the end didn't take much photos..forgot to take shots of the beautiful bride!! Anyway, she's very beautiful and we can see that she was a blissful gal and her husband was smiling away too! keke... happy for them...She had 50 over tables! so you can imagine that her banquet was a large one.. haha... mine will only be a 20+ tables banquet.. kekeMy table!Now she's at Jay's concert with her husband! haha... and later she's going Japan for honeymoon! hee... congrats, ker peng and ivan once again =) That's me?? What's Your True Color? My Result: Yellow You're yellow, the color of joy and energy — two things you definitely bring to everyone around you. It's hard for anyone to be sad or lonely in your presence; your sunny disposition and cheery outlook just won't allow it. The warmth of your personality shines through in the kindness you show friends and family (and strangers, too). Always ready with a lighthearted joke or heartfelt compliment, you know how to make people feel good about themselves, so they can't get enough of you. Yellow is a warm and inviting color for a warm and inviting person — you! Take this test > Which Potato Chip Are You? My Result: Wavy BBQ Potato Chip The host with the most, you treat guests like they're family, and you love having people over for good times. Like your signature potato chip, you've got that down-home flavor that makes everyone feel comfortable and welcome. The traditionalist in you enjoys bringing friends, family, neighbors, and even strangers together. From backyard BBQs to movie nights, your friendly ways make people feel like they're home. What could be more fun? Take this test > What's Your Sense of Humor? My Result: Goofy Humor You have your standards: They may be low, but at least you have them. Sure, subtle wit makes some people grin and say, "Now that's funny." But you know the Three Stooges makes people howl with laughter. It's the physical stuff, the poop jokes and funny voices, that get you going because you have a goofy sense of humor. You have no problem making a fool of yourself as long as your moves to "fake" a fall break the ice and make people feel comfortable. Wit, sarcasm, and satire can get lost in the translation, but a whoopee cushion is universal. Yes, it may be lowbrow — heck, it may even be nobrow, but getting laughs is what matters to you. From ye old court jesters to the kids of South Park, you and your goofy sense of humor are in good company. Take this test > Fast Facts =) African elephants only have four teeth to chew their food with.A house fly lives only 14 days.The pig is rated the fourth most intelligent animal but are mentioned only twice in the Bible.Dinosaurs did not eat grass: there weren't any at that time.Sharks are immune to all known diseases.Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.The bones in your body are not white - they range in colour from beige to light brown. The bones you see in museums are white because they have been boiled and cleaned.Men loose about 40 hairs a day. Women loose about 70 hairs a day.A green diamond is the rarest diamond.A diamond will break if you hit it with a hammer. Beep beep Beeepppppp Beeepppppppp ..........................This was what I heard yesterday at 8am... the honking sounds of cars was loud and it lasted quite long... before long, many people in the block were awake, including me!!!I walked to my window and realised that the culprits were four bridal cars!! The brothers were honking the cars excitedly but u know, who likes to be disturbed early in the morning by loud irritating prolonged honking sounds right??One man in the block got fed up and guess what he did??He shouted vulgarities and sweared at the brothers downstairs loudly!! so loud that the whole block can hear!!So malu, right? Wedding day kena scolded by a stranger.. but that worked cos immediately, the brothers stopped their actions..I have warned OP that he must not do that cos will definitely irritate people... honk 3 times can already.. haha.... Jokes to start off a new year! Here's some jokes to begin a happy 2008!!SalesmanAirman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000.""Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?"CannibalsTwo cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh dad, there's one.""No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough.""No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her.""No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either.""Why not?" asked the son."Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."HorseThis man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.MAN: "What was that for?"WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."The wife is satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.MAN: "What was that for this time?"WIFE: "Your horse phoned."MatchmakerA young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"The marriage officer said, "You're requirements please.""Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television." Last post for year 2007 A few hours later, 2007 will be history and 2008 will come!!! Happy new year in advance to all my friends =)2007 is indeed a fruitful year with some major events happening in my life... First, it will be my end of schooling years as I graduated from NTU in June. Wearing the graduation gown and hat marks the transition of a student to a working adult... The graduation photo with my family is hanging at the wall and it's so big.. haha.... Next, will be of course the start of my working life.. Seeing my sister having exams makes me thankful that I do not need to trouble over exams... Seeing my sister having holidays makes me miss my schooling life.. haha... we can't have the best of both worlds, can we? But till now, I must say I'm settling down in my company now.. though it's not really my dream job, it's still quite a nice place to be in with my nice colleagues and a "cope-able" job.. hahaLast major event will be my single status to about-to-be-married status!! With OP's shocking proposal in September, I'm going to have a busy year ahead preparing for my wedding.. haha... sure a lot of fun stuff to do such as gown selection, photoshoot etc to headache stuff such as guest list and financial matters!! Hopefully, all will go well and i can have a dream wedding =)Wishing all my friends here a great 2008 and happy days ahead! Jia you =) Funny answers Students nowadays are so funny, aren't they? haha Yeah! One burden down Finally, today's ceremony is over!! A few months of preparation, and I'm glad that overall, it ended quite well and fast, faster than I initially thought.. haha..Speaking to a group of people on stage was rather scary but later it was rather ok.. keke.. Practising the names at home helped a lot as I managed to pronounce the names rather quick and accurate.. haha.. but i guess no one will know if i said wrongly, except the recipient himself..kekeSufen is now in USA, with his boyfriend, celebrating a white christmas!! Recently, a lot of people are not in office as they are clearing their leave.. the whole office seems a bit lonely for Christmas.. haiz.. but never mind, I'm going to enjoy my short short break with OP next Friday at Sentosa!! Yeah!!