Back from hongkong! Places i went in HK! Hello olay is back!!! Actually she is back abt 1 week ago but she has been reallie busy...She haven been using the com other than planning e sch timetable and trying to get some subjects that she wan...Anyone wanna give up CV4252 and HP803 tell me okie!!! and she needs to finish watching the huang zhen yi show (korean) becos she got addicted to it while they show it in hongkong! so every night she need to rush back to hotel before 11pm to catch the show..and den come back singapore, she still die die wan to watch all over again becos hongkong only watch 7 episodes!! okie, im going to switch back to using I instead of she. VERY WEIRD.Okie come, lets start boys and girls....e mai dong xi chi dong xi hongkong 8 days 7 nights nightmare eating trip wif toh ling rong!!! This entry will only consists of the places we go...the food part have to be in ANOTHER ENTRY. and i think it'll be longer...HAHAHA. You see, im such a mj addict dat my first picture have to be tat!! HAHA. they have alot of these entertainment clubs but i think if i go in , i will end up begging on the streets for money...My hotel room is very similar to the pics the website provided....its very small but cosy and has a good view! i stayed in the twin room for the first night...and moved to a double room cos toh ling rong scared of ghost she wan to slp together wif me.... -__- the view-->> no mountains and water...but i like to see buildings...so i said ..NICE VIEW. The weird thing is, they put all the standard room people at the top levels!! then all the better rooms r located at the lower levels...why ar?? they sth wrong is it...but they wan give me good view for free i shouldnt complain. HAHA i didn't mean to take picture of u, fat lady. I AM NOT CALLING MYSELF. hahaha. the hong kong streets are filled wif very interesting names...like -->> Make us very confused becos we cannot remember if the street is sai yee street or lao sai street or wadever cheena pong streets! Introducing toh ling rong-->> on closer look, i think she does look abit like mr snoopy...maybe becos of the small eyes and the WHITE complexion.. The start of our Nature Day.... You see we smile until so happy...but we didnt noe we were actually stepping on the road to the leg-breaking, armpit sweating and mind torturing nature day! First nature thing: Visit the bridges...one of the tourists attraction.. Second nature thing: climb the hills and mountains! Hongkong got alot!! Jus ask the toilet uncle wer to climb...and he will point to u this ! -->> Which actually leads to nower....So we very sadly descended the stairs and look very lost walking along the expressway...until we see a very nice tow truck uncle!!! Uncle: "Wer u all wan to go?"Us:"Wer to climb mountain?" Uncle:"Climb mountain? You all want to climb mountain?"Us:"Yes, we wan to find mountains to climb" It took us abt 10 mins to finally make him understand we jus wan to climb mountain and we r not trying to be weird..........................He ask us to get into his truck and brought us to somewer wer there's supposedly a mountain to climb! Uncle, u will look very handsome like commando...if u take out the green traffic light vest.. SO NICE RIGHT??? we got free trip jus like dat!! wad a nice hongkie uncle!! Finally!!! We climb.. And climb... and at the top we fly!!(by the way, dats a song.."we climb, and climb, and at the top we fly..let the world go on below us, we r lost in time.." -- TOTALLY DESCRIBE OUR FEELING. First time moment climb finish the mountain she almost wanted to cry!! ahahahha...she always wan to climb mountains but no chance..so now olay climb wif her..! Actually, its jus a trail wif many steps going up...very steep...but i'll still call it a mountain..wadever! And toh ling rong very happily walk down the stairs wif the plastic bag like auntie..okie, third nature thing: Mui Wo village we actually wanted to go to Tai O fishing village and Pui O beach...but all the O very hard to go...we travel on the bus until we both wan to vomit but still haven reach the place...so we decided to go to MUI WO which has a beach, and can see auntie fish!!! we cycled and scream when we see black dogs and had lots of fun wasting time doing nature stufff..and this is how we spent our one day!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Next! Tin Hau Temple...! Oh, the people like to tie their hair like dat...two different colour wif very OBVIOUS ball ball rubberband...*random* You know u always see tv...the ppl in hongkong like to go tis temple and pray..den throw sth onto the tree??Apparently the tree is not in use now becos it almost drop down ... toh lingrong got chopped (chopped refers to kanna cheated alot of money or ask to buy alot of things) by the aunties there..ask her buy this and dat jus to pray...and eventually ask for TIPS!! she has no choice..but to let them chop her... lucky me is christian... And the tree i was referring to! If you are there to pray, den u can go and pray and get chopped. if not, you can pray anywer u like...Singapore also can...we basically have too much time to spare...------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next destination: Central Filled wif branded goods and clubs and pubs at lan kwai fong....again, a place to get CHOPPED. Warning: NEVER TRUST THEIR ROAD SIGNS! They basically give for fun one!!! You need to have some intelligence and some luck to find the places u wanna go...Apparently, it means DEAD for me and toh lingrong becos we have NO intelligence.The booklet tell us to walk from central mrt to take the peak tram...and it took us abt 30mins when there's actually a bus from central dat goes there. THEY CANNOT JUS TELL PEOPLE TO TAKE BUS MEH? Dont make a useless booklet!! The peak tram will bring u to the peak....and the peak has shopping malls...and NICE VIEW. But sadly we didnt get to see any NICE VIEW dat night becos it was too hazy...Give hongkong money by paying to watch NO VIEW. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OFF TO MACAU!!!! the model very sexy...will keep all the men on board from getting nauseous and sleepy... upon reaching macau! The very lok cok cha can ting wif very lok cok menu... and BLARDY FREAKING NICE bo lo buns and french toast! Shopping at senado square is quite expensive...and u get to shop wif many many many ah tiongs...so its actually not dat fun... Visit the casino...jus for fun!!! Play only the jackpot unless u think u r pro enuff but i think i am not pro so i play jackpot and donated HK40 abt $8 to the casino...while toh lingrong won HK200 abt $40!!! SO LUCKY. since she never bet before...she says its beginners luck... and she used dat money to treat me to portugese food! actually she used tat to trick me into eating wif her becos i was damn full and she still keep asking me to eat!!! We had a hard time finding the famous portugese egg tarts! u tot u will see it everywer in macau???? NO MAN! olay and toh lingrong walk so many streets but cannot find!!! becos they are all located in ONE PARTICULAR STREET!The way to Ruins of St Paul is the ONLY WAY TO FINDING EGG TARTS IN MACAU. And we say byebye to macau becos we r not going there again!! we already dabao one box of egg tarts back...HAHA.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DISNEYLANDThe 'one day can walk finish all' hongkong disneyland... Very nice glass slippers!!(i wonder if they r edible) Take all the rides tat u can find in disneyland!!!Becos you can only find A FEW RIDES!!! and the rest are e souvenir shops to let them chop u! The shops normally look very innocently cute from the outside.. When u enter, EVERYTHING LOOKS SO CUTE U GOTTA BUY STH IF NOT U WILL FEEL FREAKING BAD. We realised we spent too much...so we decided to eat bread for the rest of the 3 days. You know these 4 green men r the most irritating lot...they have water guns in their hands to SHOOT U...and toh lingrong very happy she jus stand there let them shoot!! she say very fun!!! i say she is siao. HAHHAHA.and the goofy looks freaky...they way he look at me and try to wave at me...SO PERVERT! ahhahaa and i saw geraldine at disneyland!!! so happy to see my buddy! she is so cute....pushing some cart thing... and then suddenly this thing came out -->> and think he is very cute but actually if i were a baby, i will cry when i see him...so scary..how can a plant move...! i ended my disneyland trip wif tohlingrong stepping on my slippers and i was barefooted for a moment until she bought me a mickeymouse slipper...!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Repulse Bay Beach (its called qian shui wan - should be familiar enuff)CHOOSE THIS BEACH OVER MUI WO VILLAGE. becos mui wo got alot of black scary dogs...Repulse bay dont have dogs!!! and got nice houses around! i think those ppl living nearby all very rich.... and this condo looks very disneyland ...HAHA. maybe same architect... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Stanley Market: Very cheap clothes and bags !!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lastly, Xing guang da dao! happen to see sheng trying to pose like bruce lee... and we were too tired to find other celebrities handprints after we see cecilia's...we r very shallow ppl. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------And so i end my first entry on the hongkong trip...a few places dat i went....the rest are like shopping malls...mong kok shopping which i never take pictures of...the food entry will come soon.....till then...!! LAO NIANG WAN TO SLP ALREADY. Tmr going malaysia happy! OH THE HONGKONG MEN ALL VERY HANDSOME! Really very handsome...alll not bad...and they dress well too... okie bye! Uray is going to hongkong! I'm going to hongkong tis saturday with tohlingrong aka moment aka gorgeous!Flying wif SIA and staying at Dorsett Olympic hotel!From the web, it actually looks like this! i wonder if i will stay in this room...? or this...? okie. looks the same. they jus put 2 beds on the 2nd pic. and the restaurant looks very nice!! Okie, i shall go there and take real pictures of the hotel.Am going to stay in hongkong for 7 days! i noe its considered long for a hongkong trip. but heck..i wanna relax.....!! it shall be my....reward for working for the past 6 mths!!!! I wonder if we will face some language problems there...we both cant speak canto...maybe only HAI YER HAI YER..or NOR OEI NEI or dont noe! uraywong.com ? Errr..should i buy www.uraywong.com ? It cost abt $13 for one year for the domain..and i can continue to blog wif blogger! i love blogger becos..the others like eg wordpress looks difficult to use. My review of the Red Cliff I caught 2 movies in 2 days...but...i got nth to say abt The Dark Knight lei...! Its okie only...can watch if u have nth else to watch... EXCEPT...This Christian Bale (hope i spell his name correctly) IS BELLY THE HANDSOME AR! Okie, i can now talk abt Red Cliff already. Since i will never have the patience to read or watch the china version of the Romance of the Three Kingdom (San Guo Yan Yi) becos its so damn boring, this show is reallie good for lazy people like me!! This -->> Red Cliff...is actually not boring! and they squeezed the long and boring story into 2 movies! Plus, u got shuai ge and mei nu to see...wad more to ask for man!My top favourite: Tony Leung Chiu-Wai as Zhou Yu (Some General, they call it DA DU DU) My second top favourite (sorry my top isnt very top) Takeshi Kaneshiro as Zhu Ge Liang! This zhu ge liang is very funny in the show.... This old man below, i dont noe wad is his real name..but he is the stupid Cao Cao (i almost typed Cao ge) who wage war cos of a woman, apparently lin chi ling. and he is so damn ambitious and irritating! By the way, i couldnt differentiate a few of the old man in the show...those who act as Liu Bei, crazy man, Guan yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao zilong..and some other cheenapongnameicannotremember Next, we have Lin Chiling ! I know. she is very chio and hot...apparently her role in the show is to appear, act sexy and seductive, and bed scene wif Tony..although they cut out most of the bed scene but dats not the pt. hahaa. i think all the guys watching her also feel very high lor..so pretty.. *open eyes big and stare at sheng* and finally, i like Zhao Wei as Sun Shang Xiang (Sun Quan's sister) who loves to fight like a man! cool. i like this kind of girls..not the kind of useless one like (above) I noe there's reallie so many chinese names...thats y i hate watching!! ok i said dat already. but anyway... i like the way they do those war strategies...they r reallie very smart people!!! and although the fighting is done very slow-molly, its all very intelligent and sharp moves dat r interesting to watch! they fought one battle in the show...and the war haven even reach Red Cliff...they ended the show at the part where the war at Red Cliff is about to begin... REALLIE VERY IRRITATING. ma chiam no ending lei...i dont even mind watching a 3 hour movie sitting at gv's lousy seats as long as they give me a proper ending! but nvm, i think they have more to show us for the 2nd episode..so i shall be patient. i dont understand how anyone can fall asleep in the movie when sheng didn't even slp this time! his record is to *fall asleep for abt half of every movie he watch* Maybe u all dont like this kind of china wars? its a good show lah, if u like such war movies, watch. if not, err watch dark knight lor. dark knight got handsome man...red cliff got sexy woman... Claudia's Victory! 8 out of Top ten posts! She ask us to help screenshot this moment. and so i did. GOOD JOB MY SENGKANG TAXI BUDDY! Nuffnang & BLOG2u I believe many people have already done a post like this way before i do it...but still...heck la. Blog2u jus paid me so i feel like blogging abt it. Nuffnang: Pays u according to your band/number of readers/number of clicks (apparently ur band only will increase, wont decrease, so u see an exponential curve for the earnings u make everytime u have a new advertisement)Adverts come quite frequent if u blog often...(n so tis is wad i assume n would like to think since i have abt an ad every mth)Only give u ur earnings/money after u have $50 in ur nuffnang account! dat means, u dont see the cash come in so quickly..u need to wait for a few mths! i've been a member of nuffnang for abt 6 mths..and i haven cash out the money yet becos i haven earn enuff! Blog2u: Pays u according to ur blog rank but i dont noe how they count Adverts dont come very frequent but it pays higher (at least to me) than nuffnang for every ad u receive!Give u your earnings immediately through atm/ibanking after u post the ad on ur blog! In both cases, im still happy im earning a little bit of money through this blog. No lar i reallie not so hard up for money...i jus think its a bonus! Even if no ads, i also will continue to blog lar..HAHA. okie, so random. i go da bian now. bye! Lawry's The Prime Rib Be amazed with the superior service provided by the staff. Lawry’s signature dish, Roasted Prime Ribs of Beef, is craved and served specially from Lawry’s silver carts. These carts are wheeled to diner’s tables, giving them the opportunity to choose their preferred cuts, from rare to as well done as they’d like. Absolute freedom. Waiters’ uniforms are designed such that diners feel like they are in a ritzy club. Lawry's The Prime Rib Singapore Pte Ltd #02-42/44 Paragon, 290 Orchard Road. Singapore 238859 http://lawrys.com.sg/ Ads by BLOG2u Wad we noe abt singapore In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings ( HDB), And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP ). Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt ( PUB). If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig ( PWD)and get more from you.. So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE )? With the current Mad Accounting System ( MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead( PSA ),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks ( POSB). And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always( LTA ) system.When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital ( MOH), You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral( CPF )fund. If you are out of ! luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH )to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH ). To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE ). If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP )on the roads. If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train ( MRT),OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ). Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA )!!! ------------------------------- i jus think its very funny. dont sue me k! its from an email i received. Its a CB! I meant Chocolate Birthday. Is it really very obvious i love chocolates?*its all shown in ur email address, uray* okie, got it.Last saturday, lampui asked me to go dhoby xchange to get sth from her mum. i already suspected she is going to buy brownie for me to eat!!! btw, her mum works at the posh brownie place - visit http://www.eposh.net/ ...LOOKS SO DELICIOUS I ALMOST FEEL LIKE BITING MY LAPPIE.The design is really nice..complete with peanut butter, M&Ms and many many more! But how come she put the name 'smelly' there, tis one i dont noe la! maybe cos her name is lam pui. if u have not tried the brownie b4, u gotta try it!!!!! Den after rushing down to take the brownie, i met sheng at...fullerton!His handmade flowers....i remember i used to be able to fold this--->>! Anyway, he took like dayyyysss folding this lah....and it looks very pretty in real life! His reason for not getting real flowers - scared mushroom will grow on the flower (refer to jas's entry) The giam siap bionic arms look really gay here. sheng was asking me "y r u always calling me names on ur blog" I dont noe! ok, suddenly put my photo but i dont noe wad to say...er, dats MISS SENGKANG! and dat long long thing is called a COLUMN. it spans from the ground level to the 2nd sty! oh so u alr noe. recently, i've tis habit of looking at buildings...the whole structure, the elements...okie, anyway, sheng brought me to the chocolate buffet at The Courtyard...and i tell u, i almost fainted when i saw the chocolate cakes!!! but i told myself, i cannot faint until i finish trying EVERY SINGLE CAKE! its quite a lot of variety of chocolates cakes lei....reallie can eat until u ba ba (full full) . then after the chocolate dinner...sheng brought me to timbre (which is supposedly his plan 2) and it was there i saw all the odac people!!! they wished me with a brownie cake siao made and it is again, ANOTHER VERY NICE BROWNIE! i reallie love brownies and chocolates. no pictures of timbre yet becos may takes abt an average of 1 yr to send one file.--------------------------------------------------------------sheng did a tiramisu cake on the day of my birthday and i think he was crying inside his heart when he see me eat the cake. for he noes how much FULL FAT CREAM CHEESE he put inside the tiramisu, and how much sugar and kueh bolo he use! *uray will never get to slim down.* ----------------------------------------------------just as i tot i was done wif my birthday, shitfacechaosdingo gave me Godiva chocolates!!!! heee heee heee...i jus finished a bowl of sheng's tiramisu, a slice of the posh brownie cake, and a piece of godiva choc. I AM SO GOING TO RUN MY FATS OUT ON SUNDAY AT THE GYM. maybe 10mins. I wan to blog and win the Samsung Omnia! I am going to type sth very important.I was looking at wendy's advertorial on the Samsung Omnia just YESTERDAY and i totally fell in love with her!!!! No, not wendy. THE OMNIA LAH! Its definitely a love at first sight thing u noe...It is soooo BLACK...*no, i reallie love the colour black lei, from the bottom of my heart*And soooo SHINY!!! *GLOW GLOW GLOW* - at least from the photos it does look like it glows! Glowy right? AHAHHAHAAnd then i realised, just at the top of my blog page...got this advert that says, " blog abt the phone and win the Samsung Omnia!!!!" aye...let me win lei! hahahaha. you look at my present phone... Samsung ultra edition 8.4-->> Also very slim...even slimmer than my fingers....! (the heart shape shall represent my very ugly fingernails) *side track: i wanna be slim too....*cries* I am a true loyal customer of Samsung lei! i love their ultra thin stuff...everything slim i like! and their phones r very super the user-friendly also...but becos i have been using the phone for too long...i need a new phone! Again, let me remind u...LET ME WIN THE SAMSUNG OMNIA. OKie back to the review. I sincerely browse through all the specs, videos, reviews showing the Samsung Omnia..And they all tell me that... It is more than a phone! YES!Why more than a phone? Becos it doesn't just let u make calls and sms! HAHAHA It is...an accessory! a street-directory with the GPS device... an ultra-mini notebook!....and also a DVD cum VCD cum TV player!!!! DAMN COOL LAH!!!Most importantly, it gives u motivation to live on in this stressful world...becos it looks like DARK CHOCOLATE. Look more chocolatey than the *ahemlgahemchocolatephonecough* Anyway, it is also a touchscreen phone!!! *mo ah mo* i am not sure if its sensitive enuff so, u reallie need to let me win the Samsung Omnia in order to try out if its sensitive. *i got no money to buy one for myself* and by the way, the pics above i steal from samsungmobile one...u gotta reallie go visit the official website and view the showroom and u will fall for the phone already. forgot to tell u all...its also a FIIIIVEEEE MEGGGAAA PIG SEL CAMERA phone lei!!!!its got so many functions i reallie dont noe how to link all of them into a nice blog entry...bleahs.With the 5 mega pigsel cam phone, i can take better pictures of miss sengkang (yours truly) and the bionic arms...okie la, and all my frens can? anyway my fuji cam is reallie quite lousy lei...u ownself see the pictures from my other entries u noe alr...HAHAH. okie i finish blogging already!EndingCan u sense i reallie reallie wan to win the omnia>??? Happy birthday to Olay - PArt ONE I had my first birthday dinner with a mysterious lady on thurs. She brought me to sun with moon jap restaurant at wheelock place...and i reallie like the setting, the food and of cos, the company! I tried sake (how to spell) for the first time...and i think it taste nicer than vodka and beer. HAHA. clubs dont serve sake right?? Then on friday....demon (apparently my project manager) brought me to another jap resturant located at telok ayer street for lunch...i dont noe why he noes my birthday...jimmu says he prolly reads my blog! HAHAHHA. demon, tell me if u read my blog k. so i will remember not to complain abt u. and i also love the food there!! y is jap food all soooo nice!!!! den saturday came...and may may and other uncles prepared a surprised party for me at the meeting room! my first ever swensens ice cream cake. *sorry i am suku* Basically, they walkie talkie everyone saying demon called for a meeting when i jus saw cartoon walking towards the coffeeshop during tea break lor and den they started walkie me to ask me go for meeting. but when i enter the meeting room, cartoon is already back in office! may may say he prolly run back upon hearing got meeting. HAHHA. btw, cartoon has gone MIA today and i couldnt contact him! if he doesn't appear on site tmr, i'll call the police already. okie, so tis is me very happy cos got alot of food...and my uray helmet. heh heh. seriously, damn ugly pic of me lah. may may, and the uncle who calls me olay. ------------------------------------------------------------------------i shall skip the sat night celeb wif sheng and the odac frens first. becos becos. i still dont have the pics? simple.------------------------------------------------------------------------i went sentosa with P5 on sunday...the real birth day....and i love my tan!!! no lar..we r not as dark as how we look in e pic cos i photoshop it! reallie bad skills i noe....but can't help it lao niang very busy lah! no time go learn from xiaxue! me and dear peiling who is as suay as me..cannot swim that day due to...*brrrhssshejhajhjbhfdgha* and i wan to show u tis blardy GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HAHAHHAHHAHAWHY WHITE TRUNKS?? i suspect its not even trunks...its underwear! oh no! i think panties lah!!!!! sexayyyyy. im sorry i am mean but i am not totally against gays... and presenting to u the old P3 gang!!! we reign in cjc first 3 months with our paige, phoebe piper name lor..HAHAHAHA. pl and gen! Mengsan came too late so dont have much pics wif her one! and the one i took wif her, my arms look humongous like bionic arms' so i am not posting dat!We had desserts at bakers inn before i went for ping meeting... Happy birthday to me! P5! ----------------------------------------------------------------I mention i went for ping meeting after this right....let me tell u the highlight of the day.the highlight is I BOUGHT 3 DRESSES FROM FOREVER 21!!! i am so sorry i say that i am NO LONGER 21 but WHO CARES! $43, $43, $33 all look so cheap on the individual dresses..so when i went to the cashier, i saw the $119 i was abit shocked and i immediately prayed for sheng to pay for the dresses! HAHAHA. but he say he only going to pay for ONE. GIAM SIAp GUI. go die la. i is going to changes mines boyfriends. hahahai shall post on another entry wer the giam siap boyfren bring me to on sat..and how the odac ppl surprise me at timber! Is 'freelance business' legal? I received an email from a supposed licensed, registered tuition agent saying that he HAS A PROBLEM with me being unlicensed, and unregistered, doing some sorta tuition agent kind of business. He feels that I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO REFER TUTORS AND TUTEES TO EACH OTHER. So in that case, it actually means, if my sister wants to have tuition, and my best friend can teach tuition, i need to go.......FIND A REGISTERED, LICENSED agent to help me process the deal??? is it like dat??? Basically my job is to do referrals...be the middle man...and normally the 'commission' fee they give is quite standard around the market...no one reallie cares if the agent is registered anot...as long as i get the tuition lobang, i give a fee to the person who help me find the lobang..and both parties hee hee hee happy happy. WAD IS UR FUCKING PROBLEM? So can anyone tell me....what is legal and what is illegal? online business legal anot? dat idiot say he will let Acra or Iras handle ME. i told him his business must be so bad he got time to look around for freelance agents like me, to complain abt. POOR HIM! In any case if i get charged, i will be damn mean and bao dou all the agents who actually helped me find tuition lobangs before..and then bao dou all the online livejournal shops...and den the whole singapore get caught! hia hia hia. All thanks to you JAME f*** TAY. Hello Tekong! Bye Isaac! Lets start wif sth very random k. Msn jus prompt me an incoming email with the title "Natural Weight Loss" --- WHY MUS THEY DO THIS TO ME!!!!! Okie. Lets get back. hahaa. My bro's enlistment day finally came!!!! WOOHOO! y am i so happy? hahahaha. He's been wasting too much of his 20 yrs sui yue playing computer games. Its time he help by saving electricity bills for the family ...so... go learn how to protect the nation k? Sheng came along becos he kpo. I mean becos he's never stayed in tekong b4! no lar..he not clerk...he ndu wan k! *haolian* anyway...sheng is such a nice brother to isaac..he's praying for my brother !! u see--->>!!! And it looks more like two men r enlisting instead of one. We boarded the shipboat (wad's it called? CRUISE AR?/) and it feels almost like we r going on a holiday!!!! Me: "yeah! we going bali or batam??" Sheng: "we go baba...ali baba" ... The couple shots r for jas to kop one cos i lazy to send her. HAHA We soon (abt 1 hr) reach tekong and they put us in some coach and brought us for a tour!They say they teach recruits how to camouflage in this sparse forest. more like indian dance lar..wer to hide?? u noe i used to wan to be in the army becos i tot it would be fun playing wif all these!!! wah so fun!!!! like playground! not bad !! and i reallie think i saw a 'fat' platoon...platoon filled wif not so slim recruits. seriously, DONT PAI CHI FAT PEOPLE. HRMP! it was actually quite funny..u can't see it here..they r covered by the blue shirt uncle who is apparently a fat uncle too. And i wan to tell u...the guide is very boring ...he can jus tok to himself. I CAN SPEAK LOUDER THAN HIM. Knn. Wah KINGKOIL BED SIA!!! so thick and bouncy! i told my brother his room is a SUPERIOR SEA VIEW CHALET ROOM..he should jus enjoy! In my opinion, the recreation room is for show only. i dont think the recruits got any chance to use it.. and they gave us food tasting on the 'wad recruits supposedly will get to eat in camp'according to mark..this kind of good food happens only once a week or rarely. BUT I TELL U! ITS VERY NICE! i think the recruits will reach heaven when they eat this again after 1 week lor!!! so nice!!! i finished the whole fried chicken skin and sheng was totally disgusted. i hate him. its a wise choice to wear red and be tall. u spot him very easily! bye isaac! now yingying (sis) no need to beg u to let her use your com for 5 mins and i can slp on ur queen size bed! A sad story i need tis entry to vent abit of my anger!Jas, i hope u dont feel offended im talking abt ur family but..i jus read jas's blog and i reallie feel dat her family are being very unfair by judging my brother based on wad is not very important! i wanted to leave a tag on their blog but i can't becos jas's parents' read her blog! okie, for those who r confused, jas is my brother's girlfen. Let me give u a brief background:My dear fat brother who is enlisting tmr: Tall Handsome by nature, but never bothers to self-groom and soon become not-very-handsomeQuite smart but never ever tried studying so he is not very good academically, finished education wif a diplomaSporty, but soon grow fat after he stopped playing sports or fighting taekwondoSpends 20 hours a day on his computer (olay, u are exagerating again!)Family is not rich but is happy and self-satisfied Parents no education oneMy dear brother's dearest girlfren, Jas:Tall (taller than me, sobs)Pretty and loves dressing up!VERY SMART and will cry when she get B dat kind!! got A A A for A LEVELS while i get B C C (DONT LAUGH AT MY GRADE, I SELDOM WANNA MENTION ABT IT) can i digress? i was the TOP VALUE-ADDED STUDENT IN SJC for my YEAR during O levels! okie, next, wads over is over ulay.Sporty (at least she loves to play and hop around, not very sure if she does well in it)Spends 20 hours a day STUDYING !! KIDDING! Family is quite rich and should be quite happy and im not sure if they r satisfied wif their livesParents very educated and speaks ang moh at home!WHY U NEED TO KNOW ALL THESE BACKGROUND?becos wad i wan to tell u people is, apparently the girlfren's family which also includes a young sec sch brother, encourages her to BREAK UP WIF MY BROTHER BECAUSE HE IS NOT RICH, and maybe, might not be as successful as jas in future, and that he looks like ah beng and is not handsome! it seems like another story between _ and _ wer the parents' do not approve of the other party...HOW CAN THIS EVEN HAPPEN IN TODAY'S GENERATION!I tot people now become more acceptable of poly grads and should already know dat at any time, poly grads can supercede unigrads at work and at pay if they can perform?? WHY SO SI NAO JING??? R U RETARDED??? and its okie for the women to be more successful than the men if they r both okie and happy wif it wad!!! although i can totally understand from the parents' point of view of wanting a better and more qualified future husband for their daughter ..i still think they should at least give the couple a chance to prove that they both love each other and all these things they deem important are actually very shallow! if the more inferior party (usually only happens when the men is less qualified for the girl) makes up for the inadequacy by being nicer to the girl, by giving more of his love, by sacrificing more of his time and effort and treat the girl whole-heartedly, den i think all these r more than enuff already wad!!!If the parents want a rich and smart husband for the daughter, later the smart man cheats and torture your daughter how! or he rich he becomes a snob and treats ur daughter like slave (torture again) and go find other pretty woman how??!! u wan ur daughter to be a happy and loved woman anot?? i think i had enuff of such parents. As much as they think they want the best for their children, they r not allowing their child to be happy and have their own freedom of choice. Come on, give us a break. We r old enuff to know wad decisions r best for us. In any case if we reallie did end up making the wrong decision, u can den come n tell us "see, i told u before..u should have listened" for now i think u should jus OPEN UR EYES and OPEN UR HEART to accept and hopefully realised u might be wrong thinking dat way afterall. I am constantly being pressured to be slim. I am constantly being pressured to be slim. I feel very sad when everytime i get all excited over all the chocolate cakes and desserts tat me and my frens r going to eat when we go out (apparently is only my one-sided imagination), they stopped eating after one or two mouths and then leave the whole cake for me to finish. (although i am most willing to finish the cakes for them) WHY CHEAT MY FEELINGS WHEN THEY PRETEND TO LOOK SO EXCITED AND HAPPY WHEN THEY SEE THE DESSERTS, AND THEN MAKE ME FINISH THE WHOLE TING!!!! So ying xian, jiao hua, and neh neh pok! (oh shit, very long never use) i noe u all scared to get fat lah...JUST ADMIT IT!!!!! I also scared to get fat wad!! i admit!!! just dat my actions do otherwise. but tats not the pt. okie, so wads my pt!! i believe my pt is...dont try to cheat me into eating cakes wif u and den u dont eat and let me eat and den i become fat alone. WAD R FRENS FOR. frens got good things together share, bad things also mus share share right!! SO WE SHOULD JUS INDULGE AND GET FAT TOGETHER. i think my frens r not dat mean people...they reallie wanna indulge and enjoy e food...but they scared they put on weight..so after the first mouth, they decided its time for them to stop before they become somewhat like me, i mean my size! okie, i totally understand u girls dont mean it. i've also noticed dat my frens have one by one become thinner and thinner and eat more little, as in lesser and lesser and i guess its a good thing dat they r watching wad they eat...but wad they r doing has become a pressure for me to BE JUST LIKE THEM. HOW TO BE LIKE EVERY GIRL WHO IS OBSESSED WITH THEIR WEIGHT:Eat very little like one spoon of rice (im totally exaggerating)Dont eat chocolates (JUST KILL ME)If u have no time to exercise, DONT EAT Say "IM FULL" everytime someone offers u sth to eatsay good bye to all these nice food!!! one more...BYEBYE!! Byebye!!!! ya right!!!...sheng say i can eat all these but jus in moderation. and i somehow think dat my definition of moderation is reallie not very moderate. but in any case, maybe i will try to control my diet..but i reallie cannot give up my desserts , chocolates..lalala. Ping.sg Pizza outing - Happy birthday to Claud and Chaosdingo! Venue: Peperoni's at Greenwood Avenue Date/Time: Thursday, 3rd Jul 2008, 19:30 hrs (PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE MEETING TIME) VERY Late Comers: we have mostly, the organisers and the first few bloggers who signed up for the outing!!! lol Coffeeblack, Nadnut, Sheylara, unique frequency, ironic gamer Moving on. .. The boss (apparently been called uray's brother) , the girlfren, and the extra. (hello kitty wont be angry right?? WAHAHA KRIS AND KUKUNEHNEH RUIFANG!!! Uzyn, u and sekling have been replaced by the younger generation!!!! hia hia hia. and while trying to take some pics of the pingsters..i spotted a noob malaysian auntie who doesn't know how to use the camera (AND NOW SHE IS REALLIE GOING TO KILL ME) Arzhou, u look gay in the pic btw. This one looks better. According to kukunehneh, there r girls who specially like cute boys like u; wif some beer belly and can still climb mountains dat kind of cute boys. Please visit arzhou.com if u'd like to make an appointment wif him. He welcomes all matchmaking session. but, bear in mind he is an ULTRA JIU GUI! taking a look at the drinks menu.... If u didn't notice, ice water will cost u $150 and i almost tot they added some gold into the ice water to make it taste damn nice ... Going on to the food! Calamari... aye shit, beer picture again. Next! Mixed chicken wings on our shared calamari.. Some mushroom they call it portobello..HOW TO SPELL. KNN. Our first two pizzas.. According to hello kitty, all pizzas look e same on pic...(but she still take pic of every pizza) we had abt 7 different kinds of pizzas i think..and dat means, me and wen ate 7 slices of pizza..EACH (dat is jus an approximate figure) And while eating...wendy spotted..CHAOSDINGO'S HAIRY HANDS! and wen say mus take picture and make sure we can capture the hair on his fingers too!! wah...we sibei bian tai. haha but heck. NEXT. Me and wen went to the back to bring out the birthday cake we bought jus before the dinner at a cafe between crown centre, and coronation plaza. *wen burnt her hand on MANY attempts as she tried to light up the birthday candles) MAY I REVEAL..CHAOS DINGO HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE REALLIE 22 YRS OLD BY SURRENDERING HIS I/C , and ...CLAUDIA IS THE SAME AGE AS KRIS. but i accidentally forgot how old these two people are. i think reaching thirties *run away* and..i KARNOT believe, my dear claud claud is so tiko!!! After the cake cutting ceremony....comes the stoning time...*food digesting in progress* the twins (chaos and clau) wan me to say thankewd u ar..for singing them bird day song.. lastly, me and wendy is belly belly the tired already ar...becos ar...we walk up and down the bukit timah road ar..trying to find a GeK shop..lucky me and her got eye bright (yan guang)..the cake still not bad one... okie, pls kindly note that the next pingster's birthday is on the 13th of July. LAO NIANG ME ONE. Mahjong Khakis Wanted! - URGENT Mahjong khaki wanted! Advertisement link here: Gen Criteria: Preferably someone who stays around the Sengkang or Yio Chu Kang area but we don't reallie care as long as u r willing to travel to these two places (transport will be provided if u stay near the above locations or depends on driver's mood and discretion) This pt is very impt! -->> You should be able to throw out a tile within 5 seconds or BE CONDEMNED BY US becos we r damn pro. (ya right) You MUST NOT hu (game) if u have only ONE TAI becos lao niang me will be very irritated when im trying to do a FIVE TAI Willing to play only stakes of 10-20 or 20-40 (becos we r reallie poor students) You CANNOT WEAR RED UNDERWEAR WHEN U PLAY WIF US (only WE can wear red underwear) We only welcome chio bus and handsomes (CHAOSDINGO IS NOT ALLOWED TO APPLY) WHY APPLY TO BE OUR MAHJONG KHAKI: Becos we have undependable 4th leg like Mengsan and Peiling and some other additional reasons: "gen = baka, sure let u win my money uray = nnp, sure entertain u like siao. her 'high' button turns on at 10pm sue = always win. come challenge her lah!" Don't worry if u dont noe how to play!! We r very nice people! "We will teach you. just pay to learn lor (by losing..)" --quote gen To register: Leave a comment on my tagboard (if u r reallie too free to do this kind of things) Use MSN Status Appropriately! MSN is belly belly good! They provide various status like "Online", "Busy", "Be right back", "Away", "In a call", "Out to lunch" and "Appear offline" So users, PLEASE USE THEM appropriately!!! If u r busy, please put BUSY and not ONLINE ! so when people like olay click on u (becos u appear ONLINE), u dont have to give her replies like "wad" or "im busy" or "??" KIND OF FREAKIN SHITTY REPLIES. it will blardy make me feel like u dont wan to tok to me! If u put "BUSY" when u r busy, and people still insist on clicking on u, den u can jolly well scold them and say "CANT U SEE IM BUSY??" If u put "away" and ppl still msg u...it actually means they r retarded cos they dont seem to be able to read english. but normally when i try to be retarded, i realise the person who is "away" normally end up replying my msg and is actually not away! so i become belly smart instead of the default retarded self! If u reallie dont feel like talking, but jus wanna be aware of the people who are online, den go "appear offline"! becos u can choose to tok to people selectively...and den choose not to reply and act as though u reallie went OFFLINE when u dont feel like talking to tat person again! in this case, u prolly wont appear like a bad person...and the person wont scold u for not replying him/her since u r not online anyway! In any case, this post is mainly for people like NIC and Arzhou to read one. HELP NEEDED! Did i mention im going to hongkong wif toh ling rong around end july!!! Anyway, we booked tix already!!! we love SIA! somemore got promotion...so now we need a place to slp!!! any recommendations??? btw, i haven tell my parents abt tis yet becos i dont have time to sit down and tok to them abt it. so for now, any aunties, uncles, gor-gor, ceh-ceh who reads this, pls dont tell my daddy and mummy first okie! i was looking at asiarooms (btw i love to book hotels tru asiarooms) and i saw this review -->> "Found location good. The room made available to me I found rather poor location at the back with no view 7th floor room 702. The room was rather stuffy and the bed was hard. The facilities such as eating stores were easy to access likewise shopping was close bye and great. I would return and hopefully be given a better room to relax in. " HAHAHAHAH...close bye!!1 HAHAHHAHAA My KL trip PART TWO: the bed-bugged boy As planned, me and sandria went for a morning swim at the pool!!! very discipline right?? i noe!! Uncle:"i saw two women swimming in the pool tis morning. quite fat one"Me/sandria:" QUITE FAT???"(we were pretty sure the two of us were the only women/humans in the pool at a time like 7.45am! so, the two women quite fat one gotta be referring to us!)I figured tat it was totally impossible to say a person is QUITE FAT when u r actually looking down from the 6th storey! if someone were to say u look fat from tat height, it actually means, U R REALLIE QUITE FAT! *cries at one corner*in any case, it didn't stop us from helping ourselves wif the morning breakfast! but b4 dat, lets take a look at the bed-bugged boy-->> Okie, very skinny i noe...and the bug still wan to bite him! my bro applying the cream for him-->> he went to see the doctor and the hotel paid for the medical fees..but still, its quite scary to think the hotel bed got bed bug! it looks so clean and everything but...hai. however, im still willing to give them a second chance! anyway, lets get back to the breakfast! wah seh...supermodels! And then its time to shop again!!!! and the dinner dat night was of cos, 'my daddy's new restaurant'! its called 'wong ah wah roasted chicken wings restaurant' located at bukit bintang..i think. lol and my cousin can only smell the chicken wings and chilli crab and blabla...cos his mum insisted he should TOTALLY avoid seafood. but if its me, since i already got the red spots on my body, i'll whack the food and suffer the dots altogether after eating. ahhahaa and tat day was also father's day!!! so lets say hello to the daddys! sorry, wrong picture. it should be this-->> I can never teach art and craft! I dont noe y nowadays the school syllabus ar...so damn weird. They ask students to read storybook...den ar still mus do artandcraft on the story u read!!!!! My student's homework (primary 2): Read a story and make a puppet of one of the characters from the story, using NEW SOCKS Obviously my kid needs help!!! his grandma ask me to help him..and so our tuition became an arts class in the end...Materials used: 1. SOCKS (try to use new ones becos u will need to put ur hand into the socks to play the puppet) 2. Coloured paper, scissors, and needles and threads Next: Plan your puppet! My kid read the ratatouie (i dont noe how to spell)...and he wans to do a rat puppet!!! u noe ReMY?? yes ??? the rat dat cooks and walks like human! okie..so, me and brian starting planning how our rat will look like..and lets check out our first attempt! Oh, now i noe how to spell ratatouille. ahhaaOn closer look--->> Seriously, i think it looks more like a monster. can i change the story of ratatouille so dat the rat is actually a monster rat?? Brian: "VERY UGLY , hahaha I am not bringing to school tomorrow" Teacher/me: "WHY? nice wad. den need to do again lei."Brian: "Haiyo. do again!"so he dig out another socks (this time im not reallie sure if its new, but we totally heck care already becos our class is supposed to end already and olay wan to go home and slp!)Brian: "teacher, u draw the eyes and the nose. i dont noe how to draw"Teacher/me: "WHY? but i draw very ugly lei!"Brian: "oh ya hor, u draw very ugly. i draw lah!"Teacher/me: "NEXT TIME DONT ASK ME TO HELP U DO THIS KIND OF THING AGAIN!" Miss Sengkang 2008! sorry for being such a narcist but this picture is reallie very nice!! okie, at least i think it dat way. KEEP QUIET IF U HAVE NTH GOOD TO SAY. i'll smack u. HAHAH. My KL TRIP Part 1 - My daddy's new restaurant! I'll jus let the pics do most of the talking k..lao niang abit tired now.. DAY ONE: At the agency.. We met at golden mile and rot at the waiting room for the bus to come! belly belly good right!! no need to rot outside the golden mile complex with the rest of the people..got lounge for us to rot properly...hahaha The coach we took! Supposed to take first class lor but we got 17 people...exceed by 1 human so we took the premium bus! no more backaches and boring bus rides! *sound like some advertisement* The coach got tv, massage chair, very high leg rest, and most importantly, FOOD. and i tell u ar! the food is not bad wan..actually QUITE NICE!! Err..i dont noe who's that woman in specs actually.. Upon reaching the hotel!!! We pack pack pack at our hotel rooms...and den off we go to shopping! Sibei alot of people right...17 people walk together. and my daddy is a super SLOW walker..SUPER..my mummy on the other hand, is a chao FAST walker..i reallie think they practise very long and hard for their wedding day when they had to hold hands and walk down the red carpet together..by mummy's mother used to say to my mum "your husband walk, step on ants, the ants also wont die...." anyway, back to the trip. hahaha. My daddy secretly opened a restaurant in KL!!!So we went to my daddy's restaurant jus opposite our hotel to take picture..first time visit his new restaurant!! ...before going shopping.. im going to be a cook here after i retire...i mean, they cook i eat. and this affiliated little stall tat sells sth i don't noe how to read.. We grabbed some snacks on our way..super crispy and nice butterfly and humchimpeng! We wanted to do this contrast pic like we have a muscle man behind, and a man WITHOUT ANY MUSCLES in front..there, u got it! And we managed to find the female version!! Fail! NEXT! HAHAHA this one better pose.. Before heading back to the hotel, we wanted to get some ice cream and there's like so many choices we dont noe how to choose!! u see my face u understand wad i mean by we dont noe how to choose already. Finally! got our ice cream! Spot the difference in the picture! Hint: Count the number of spoons on each persons hands yeah..wahahaaPS. i hope u didn't believe my dad reallie opened a restaurant in kl becos already 2 people fell for it..but his name is reallie WONG AH WAH! okie bye! *run away* The day the cab driver cheated my money! I KARNOT BELIEVE, I (AND WENDY) ARE SO VERY THE STUPID AND RETARDED AND BIMBO! I KARNOT BELIEVE, THE TAXI DRIVER GOT THE HEART TO CHEAT OUR MONEY.I KARNOT BELIEVE, HE ONLY CHEATED $8 FROM US! ARGHH *Anger anger*Story: i was supposed to meet wen at clarke quay station den walk together to the TCC at boat quay to meet the rest of the ping.sg com members (for the anniversary event) for a meeting. then ah..my head kept thinking its the TCC near hooters..the one just beside the river..Wendy knows its the TCC at circular road..but she dont noe wer is circular road. so basically, she googled it and i laugh at her for googling! i said "HAHAHAHA U MEAN U DONT NOE WER'S TCC??" She innocently replied "yea i reallie dont noe.." so we met at clarke quay, and check out the map to walk to circular road...i told her i noe the way and confidently brought her to the entrance of central and tell her TCC is jus opposite! she didn't believe me and so she called hello kitty to confirm. hello kitty told us we r VERY VERY VERY FARRR from their TCC..which is located nearer to raffles place mrt instead..feeling very lost and helpless (helpless meaning we r of no help to each other), we decided to get a cab to bring us to circular road.The funny thing came..i was telling her wad if we board the cab and tell the taxi driver we wan to go to example, cecil street, den taxi driver tell us "xiao jie, its just opposite" den it'd actually be very funny right. she said she kana it b4...so we happily laugh laugh laugh...and b4 we laugh finish, we realise uncle made a VERY BIG U-TURN like this -->>Picture credit to wenderella.com (plus ulay ownself edit abit)Den we looked at each other and was like "aye, we could have jus cross the road! " den uncle faster drop us somewer inside circular road and said "nah here is circular road!" i ask uncle "can bring us to TCC" ..den he jus anyhow stopped the car and said here is circular road and kept like rushing us to get down the taxi. so we stupidly alighted and paid $8 for a trip that is jus across our original location cos its peak hour and there's quite a bit of jam.We alighted den we tot to ourselves "WHY THE UNCLE DONT WAN TO JUS TELL US ITS JUS OPPOSITE SO WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE THE CAB???"I figured he wanted to earn the peak hour money and he probably thinks we reallie wont noe its jus across the road even after he put us off on circular road. i tell u, MAY THIS CAB DRIVER GET ROB BY ROBBERS ALL HIS MONEY becos he is so unprofessional and cheater!!! MAY HE WALK AND STEP ON COW DUNG. MAY HE PEE IN HIS PANTS AS HE CAN'T FIND THE TOILET. how can he be so bad??? argh!!!okie, i complain finish!! so angry. When your friends catch u in your working attire @ little india When i mean working attire, im actually referring to MY working attire, which equals to big T-SHIRT + Jeans + Slippers + Messy Hair + Smelly body. Yes, it comes in a package! sadly. It was just a normal tuesday evening...all i wanted was to meet lampui to go little india and pluck eyebrow. such a NIAO BU SHEN DAN (bird no lay eggs) place i also can see people i noe...plus, they also not indians and also no eyebrow to pluck! WHY R THEY THERE??!! -soft voice from behind- "they come eat dinner, ulay"oh, so they come eat dinner lar! hahaha okie. nvm. becos they never see me dat auntie before, we decided to take a picture to mark that very day. and darryl insisted that the word "little india" be inside the picture. Not very auntie also wad...!! then the 3 of us tried to take a picture together--->> I told u we tried to take a picture with all of us together but the frame just dont wan to fit toh ling rong aka moment aka gorgeous (she call herself one) ... LAST TAKE-->> HAHAHA. happy ending lei~!! hoooray olay! anyway, i tell u one secret..i think they were going on a date tat day...jus two of them. but they tell me the rest of the CAAS - intern frens r in the restaurant...BUT I THINK THEY BLUFF. lalala. okie, now its not so secret anymore! My Eyelid twitching Story My left lower eyelid kept twitching the whole morning... so i seek the lomoMAN - jimmu's help to find out wad MIGHT happen later.. "Some say: For the females: 1. top left eye lid twitch; means fortune (little or lots). 2. lower left eye twitch; you could be crying later. 3. top right eye twitch; FOOD..treats coming your way. 4. lower right eye twitch; sorry, no info on that, but it's always a bad sign." WHY WILL I BE CRYING LATER??? hahahahaha Jimmu's reply: "Later see lor.." NVM. I am not bandang! ...to be continued. THE BIONIC ARMS. I suspect, the BIONIC ARMS... spoilt my bag!!!Wait, did u get a shock jus now from the first picture? becos mr bionic arms did not even flex his biceps?? he merely lifted his arm (like air-ing armpit position) for that shot? haaaha...but he still think his arms r not big enuff. TERRENCE, U ALSO THINK URS NOT BIG ENUFF RIGHT??? HAHAA. anyway, the story was like this. i went to order food (whole day never notice bag got hole anyway) and when i came back, he told me my bag got hole!!! i was like "normal wad" - i tot the hole he was referring to was the part u open the zip and close...so obviously got hole den ur hands can go in and take things right??? den he replied "NORMAL?? HAHHAHAA" i seriously think he was trying to be funny. he always does, btw. and he lifted my bag and showed me the hole-->> "CHEY!!!! SO SMALL!!!" HAHAHAHHAHAA. okie fine. but its not normal to haf ur bag look like dat wad..brrr. i dont wan blog already lah. anyway, (ulay continues to blog), i cannot bring this bag to KL now already lah...scared it cant take the load of my clothes - (im beginning to imagine lampui thinking in his head "cos ur clothes are all BIG SIZES -___") *edited: lampui is actually a woman. sorry. but nvm, im going to bring this super BIG AND PRETTY AND NICE NIke bag the odac guys bought for my 21st (shit abt a yr ago already)!! VERY NICE RIGHT. see my lappie behind look so small... WOOHOO!!! im finally taking a break tis weekend and going holiday tmr! *with the whole of Wong family plus uncle aunties family. although its only to KL but i dont care lah i need a break! since wednesday i already told cartoon "i ON LEAVE on fri hor"..and i repeated to him again today and he was like "yes yes i noe.." HAHA DONT CARE, U NOE I ALSO WAN TO TELL U AGAIN. ANYWAY IM GOING TO KL!!! BYE!!! Edited: Pls, anyone who thinks dat the bionic arms r not big enuff, pls DO NOT TAG. He will start training 3 times a day instead of 2. The night with 6men and the papaya. The night with 6 men was... very tiring, dangerous and.....stomach-torturing. The first 3 men.. Sorry if u can't spot 3..count again if u only see 2!! i can't help it. its too dark..and they r not fair.Another 3 men.. Working until near 9pm (when i left, they were still working) on the construction site was reallie very tiring physically!!! i'd been standing under the sun since it went up, and until it went down again!!!! knn. I had to climb around some very dangerous plywood and steel bars and risk falling from a height of abt 1 storey's level above the 4th storey ground. My leg was shivering occassionally..but no pee in my pants but tats not the pt...the pt is..MY LEG IS VERY SUAN NOW. It was stomach-torturing becos i haven eaten dinner at a time like 8.30pm??!!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT EAT DINNER BY THAT TIME??? THIS IS SOOOO NOT POSSIBLE. DINNER TIME SHOULD START AT...errr....5pm??! or when u r hungry, u just need to eat wad!!! the ah neh nehs (aye, tis is not a racist post) were like rubbing their hands against their tummies and telling me "dinner no eat yet" . i had to tell them "YES, FASTER PUTTING FINISH WE CAN EAT EAT" Finally they finished their work...and tmr u can see the full-cast beam on site! *so exciting* -sorry if it seems quite construction for ur understanding. U can enjoy the pictures i've provided. LAstly, mummy gave me papaya for dinner. PAPAYA. come on, i dont need papaya im already a B. cup. but still, she gave me 1/4 of the whole papaya. Men no bad bad, Women no like like! i was giving tuition to my p2 boy the other day and he totally made me wanna strangle him!! and then i tot to myself, i can actually DONT teach him becos i dont need tat extra money!! i mean i can teach secondary sch and earn double. but then i tot again, okie even though he is very irritating and not very smart and lazy and blabla, but i still love him and i jus wanna continue to teach him!! so i was thinking, is it women tend to like bad boys more or we jus like to invite trouble for ourselves? i tot of the guys around me...esp the odac guys..den i see like okie, nice nice jason is so gentleman and nice (abit stingy towards frens but DAMN GENEROUS to the girl he like) but he hasnt gotten himself a girlfren (ALTHOUGH HE'S BEEN LONGING FOR ONE ALMOST EVERYDAY) . but bad boys like mark who smokes and drink and slack all day (basically do nth - dont tink he ever study) change girlfrens or have occassional flings here n there...WHY! hahaha i mean, mark is nice lah but y good guys dont seem to get girlfrens?? How to be a 'bad' man girl will fall for? Lets see...in my opinion: Know how to sweet talk at the right time and sound naughty (but not too much of sweetness it will drown the girl and make her sick) Have more character! Insist on bringing her to somewer u WANT TO GO. Dont ever say "okie lor" and "anything lor" when she ask u wad to eat and wer to go! Sometimes she reallie dont mind jus going to the gym wif u or staying at home to watch soccer match together Dont act like u can do EVERYTHING for the girl (she dont need a slave - if she does treat u like one, she prolly dont love u. To Sheng: i dont think i treat u like slave, really HAHAHA) Have ur own frens and life and yet can live being alone! (Be very indepedent) Flirt a little!! (somehow flirty man jus attracts girls) WAh!! to be my 'bad' man not very hard wad!!! SO EASY!!!! HAHAHA But if the man TOO BAD i also dont like! Bad man girls (in this case, uray) won't fall for: RAPISTS MURDERERS THIEVES / ROBBERS SMELLY (im sorry dats bad enuff) STINGY (keep counting how much u spend n den say u spent alot today) smokers (realise i didnt caps it cos its not so important - HAHHA) BEER-ers! (esp those who must drink everyday) However, good man doesn't mean girls MUST like also! i tell u why: If u r a nerd (someone who studies more than 2 hours a day) who just wan to do well for sch, women will get pissed off cos u'll be telling her "i need to study" and "i have no time for this" - unless the woman is also a nerd (the two people can study together , no problem) You pay for everything she ask for! (unless she is ur gf - pay for her. if u r ONLY going after her, dont use money to try to buy her heart!! u can just pass her ur ATM card plus pin) A quiet man. ( they say opposites attract. So, quiet girls wont fall for quiet man. the relationship will be freakin boring. Noisy girls wont fall for quiet man too. They will die trying to keep the conversation going and eventually give up talking to a quiet man who has no opinions) A family man or a mummy's boy ( be more independent lah and stop listening to ur mummy. ur mummy is NOT always right) Bad man or good man, i think if u r not too ugly and u have an ok character, it shouldnt be hard finding a girl i guess. maybe u jus need to wait long long and be patient, the right woman will come..HAHA random: i caught sex and the city 2 the other day and i didnt noe the show was more than 2 hours long!!! i need to tell u that i reallie think the GV seats r very uncomfortable! i haven tried the gold class one lah but the normal ones r reallie bad. cathay seats r bigger (better to suit big butts like mine) and the distance from seat to the seat in front is wider (although my leg not very long, i need some space to move my fat thighs also) its the kind of love story u watch all the time lah (happy ending surely one) and it gets very very very draggy somewer in the middle... but i love the clothes they wear!! all belly nice...esp the wedding gowns sarah jessica parker (as carrie bradshaw) wore. and i like this kristin Davis (as charlotte) woman!! she is very pretty!! I didn't like how they end the 'happily ever after' show by settling with a simple wedding ceremony and dinner. and she did not even put on the nice wedding gowns. hahaha i rate it 3/5 ! means save it for a weekday cos weekends too ex not very worth. Official movie website: http://sexandthecitymovie.com/ Never fake MC! Never fake mc n pon work if u r not sick! U WILL FALL SICK THE VERY NEXT DAY.*CURSED*Sick is sick, shopping still need to be done. I spent 59bucks on a pair of grey skinnies from topshop..and another 59bucks on a pair of white skinnies from ms sellthefridge (selfridge - dont noe how spell) . damn happy wif my purchases. next target: slim down my thighs to fit nicely into the nice skinnies! i reallie blame it on odac for asking us to climb grandstands and mountains...now my thighs cant seem to be slim anymore. oh ya dats becos i continued climbing - climbing scaffolds..anyway, i bought a whitening mask dats black in colour from KOSE! i dont noe wer they put the ' but i think its on top of the E. i was asking the salesgirl wads the difference between the white and the black mask. she say, "no difference". den i figured "oh its a white mask that is black in colour?!" she said "ya" ahahha okie...but COLOUR IS NOT IMPORTANT as long as it serves its purpose well. y singaporeans dont understand, COLOUR IS NOT IMPORTANT? we should not discriminate black coloured things or pe**le okie! i want to say, smell is not important as well..y call a certain grp of ppl 'smelly' when u noe u will at least smell once in ur entire life! anyway, dats random. i have not mention also the last day of my IA attachment (7th june), will also mark the first day of work for my vacation temp job at the same plc?! haha yea u r right..im extending my work wif 'seng choon eggs' (refer to older posts to find out the real name of my company) and continue to be a banglah queen!! i mean, engineer. a no cert, haven even graduate engineer. lol. they r paying me well, at least justifies my work. not dat i want to complain, but its freaking unfair. siao's (qianyi) internship wif NIE at VJC pays her 1k a month to go to sch THREE TIMES A MONTH, or 2 hours a week. the rest of the time, i think she needs to do some project tat prolly wont take her 8hrs a day, 5 days a week. SO DATS UNFAIR. HOW COME NIE SO MUCH MONEY??? siao, im not angry at u cos u said u have muffins for me. HAHAHA. although ur aim is to make me fat, BUT NVM!! lolokie, lao niang complained finish alr. going gen's hse to play mj and win some money to make me feel better!