I am an ASS LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~ Slug January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite July 01 - 09 ~ Slug July 10 - 15 ~ Ass July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite August 01 - 15 ~ Ape August 16 - 25 ~ Slug August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite September 28 - 30 ~ Ass October 01 - 15 ~ Ape October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk October 28 - 31 ~ Snake November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite December 01 - 16 ~ Ass December 17 - 25 ~ Ape December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified. If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then! If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful..... If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends. If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains. If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites.. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love.... If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you. If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!! YO haha OFF TO AMERICA! Finally the time has come for me to take my super long leave! 2 weeks! Yay! Never taken such a long leave before! I wonder how many emails are there waiting for me after 2 weeks man!And the number of hours in the plane!!!!?!!!Tamade its so far!But I think it would be a great experience for me to go...Bad for my pocket though. Oh wells catch ya later! Will blog if I have time! Go For Gold! One of the Many Nights We'll Remember When We Get Old 29 Ways to Use a Qtip 1.Feather your eyebrow color through brow hairs to make pencil, powder or brow set look more realistic.2.Banish flaky skin. Dip a cotton swab in an exfoliating facial scrub and rub over dry spots.3.Erase eye makeup smudges. Dip a Q Tip in moisturizer or makeup remover to selectively swipe away stray mascara, liner or shadow.4.Pop pimples safely by gently rolling it over a zit for a scar-free pop.5.Apply lip stain with a cotton swab to avoid staining fingers and get it in all the right places.6.Clean excess nail polish off the edges of your cuticles with nail polish remover.7.Say farewell to puffy eyes. Stick a wet cotton swab in a Ziplock bag in the fridge for five minutes, then simply roll it under your eyes.8.Remove lipstick smudges from teeth without having to lick it off. Ew!9.Apply highlighter to tricky areas like the inner corners of your eyes or your Cupid’s bow.10.Get rid of “goopies” that collect in the inner corners of your eyes without smudging your makeup.11.Clean up hair dye drips from your forehead while coloring your hair at home.12.Create smoky eyes by smudging color into the lashes with a Q-tip.(I am gonna try this tonight!)13.Keep nail polish bottles from sealing shut by swathing the rim in vegetable oil with a cotton swab.14.Apply moisturizer to the eye area without fear of stabbing yourself with your fingers.15.Smooth uneven or spotty lip liner around the outer edges of lips and Cupid’s bow.16.Neatly dab away tears from eyes with a Q-tip to prevent them from running down your face and ruining your makeup.17.Conceal your roots by loading a cotton swab with eyeshadow that matches your hair color and running it over roots.18.Fix creased eyelid color by smudging the shadow back into place with a cotton swab.19.Prep your lips for lipstick by swirling a wet Q-tip in baking soda and buffing away flakes.20.Whiten stained nails. Dip a cotton swab in a mixture of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide, swab over fingernails and rinse after 3 minutes.21.Target mascara-less lashes without messing up the rest by dipping a cotton swab in the mascara tube, then sweeping over the errant lash.22.Perfect liquid eyeliner by using a cotton swab in makeup remover to clean and smooth the line.23.Control unruly brows by running a Vaseline-covered Q-tip over the hairs.24.Moisturize your ears! Yes, your ears need moisturizing too. Use a cotton swab for the inner contours.25.Clean up self-tanner from cuticles, elbows and the backs of your knees.26.Alternatively, apply self-tanner inside stretch marks to hide them or other small spots you missed.27.Apply shadow just under brows - the cotton swab is incredibly precise.28.Dab specks of fallen eyeshadow away by just touching the end of a Q-tip to them - no smudging required!29.Sneezed after putting on mascara? Your makeup isn’t ruined! Just dab a Q-tip in foundation and roll over the smudges.Interesting article! Taken from beautybunnyBetter remember to quote the source! Teeheehee.Just got back from wakeboarding and it was heaps of fun! Been about 3 months since I last did it and I must say Bobby is a great teacher!Hehe...and nice boat too.Alriteys, I just placed a little vaseline on my lashes with a Q-TIP to "condition" it and now I am waiting for it to dry before I head to nappa land...Yes, I am gross.Girls are gross when it comes to beauty...we'd do anything to make ourselves more beautiful...like rinse our hair with beer(maybe the watson's beer treatment...it's quite good) or egg yolks(not me).Ok more on that laterz... THERE WILL BE NO OTHER CHEEK A tip for the guys who think that pinching the cheeks(I'm referring to the face, but the butt is equally bad come to think of it) is a way of "showing your affection"...IT'S A BAD WAY OF SHOWING YOUR AFFECTION.Was pinched by someone who obviously thought in the above way and when I screamed the someone apparently sickly psycho-ly thought MAYBE I enjoyed it or something and continued to pinch even harder.It's a terrible thing to do especially when you do not know how strong your pinches can be on the face.The girl's face can be quite easily prone to bruising(which is why I am applying ice and even ZAMBUK on it) and IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL.Actually at first before I wrote this post, my anger simmered a little. But now as I am typing this, I am getting angry again.HOW CAN ANYONE DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?And I know YOU read this.YOU DO THIS AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET THAT YOU EVER HAD FINGERS TO EVEN PINCH EVEN THE TINIEST SALT! A Coupla Hours in Sim Lim Sq Random Post Welcome To My Box This Is Love A teaser, this is. (Yoda-ish speaking tone)Thats Liz and me trying to ravage her on the steps of Attica Too. We always do that act when we frequented that place a year or two ago...and now we are STILL doing it. But I think this picture is cute, and it's garnering quite a few comments from the circle of trust right now...who's enjoying it, who should take responsibility, blah blah blah. Haha...very cute my girls.Just got home from gym actually. With the overpriced Nintendo DS and a Dvd and a half in front of me(that's right...I'm halfway through a Dvd from last Sunday), blogging and choosing pictures and editing the whole thing seems like the last thing I'd like to do right now.NDS is SUPER fun! They have so many retarded and brainless games that are so fun! And there are many more retarded and fun games coming up by the end of the year!FANTASTIC.My birthday weekend was great. Spent with all my good friends and doing what I love....partying, drinking and eating all that junk.I've given in to temptations far too much for the past week and a half methinks...it's totally showing on my cheeks! So full!So I told myself to control my diet and hit the gym with more gusto from now on!Tomorrow I'll be watching Batman!Saw the Today papers and it gave it 4.5 out of 5 stars!I am gonna go in to the cinema with absolutely ZERO expectations because I have NEVER EVER watched any Batman show before...unless you consider the animated on on TV 10 years ago. An old friend from HK smsed today...Old Friend: It's your birthday today, right? Have a great day! xMe: No lah, it's 2 days ago on the 14th! But thanks anyway.Old Friend: Ha! Sorry. Ok i will remember for next year!-_-" #&&#@*&##*So more on the birthday weekend soon! I'll go play my DS lite now. Teeheeeheee. How Much Did Ya Pay For Ya DS Lite Got mine from Sim Lim yesterday as a birthday present for myself.I love white color stuff.But I somehow have this nagging feeling that I was being fleeced in some way on another, especially on the accessories.I don't want to tell you how much I paid for everything because I'd feel damn upset if I am really right.Hahah... Ready and Waiting I think it's really true when people say that time flies by after you hit 21. I could still faintly smell the smoke from the charcoal burning from my 21st birthday BBQ party with my close friends and family at my old place @ Bt Timah, and here I am, the girl who...Moved house a couple of times from Bt Timah to Jurong Kechil to ClementiHad her beloved grandfather passed away to cancer at a ripe old age of maybe 87(haha can't recall) and left her his car to finally learn driving(after 2 years of PASSING!)Got herself a job in a bank upon graduationDid a 5km Shape run in 2007...eh it's alot already for a girl who has problems even passing her 2.4km fitness run in collegeLearnt to wakeboard and like the sun abit more..which explains why I am tanner nowadaysBecame a gym bunnyStarted hanging out alot with her girlfriends because she realise girls actually live longer than guys...(no lah...gfs are so much more fun!)I am still the girl who...Is crazy about partying and having loadsa funBlogs for funLoves her shoes and can't get enough of themLoves her makeup And I will be the girl who...Will pick up a new sport, Tennis actually. Will start off with beginners class and take it from there...at least I get to run around for a ball...running on the treadmill is so boring and pointless.Will try to run a 10km this year with her cousinsWill finally be adventurous and patient enough to sit through a 17 hour flight to the USA for her favourite hobby...SHOPPING!Will learn to take things at her stride and try not the sweat the small stuffWill not waste her time with people who don't treasure her friendship(time to spring clean the handphone contacts!)Will treasure the people that treasure her. Like Ruozhi, Liz, Maureen, Shinghui, Gordon, Sam, Shawn, Loke, Melvin, Mervin, Jeff, Calvin, Matt, Gary, Ian, Fatt, Harry, my family....too many...at least those people who never fail to drop an sms/msn msg once in awhile to ask me out, how I am lately or wonder if I am dead. Lol.Will stop waiting for things to happen, and instead make it happen herself.So I think I am ready for 25!Time to get the party started!! Turning 25 They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you. Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and are constantly adding things to your list of what is acceptable and what isn't. One minute, you are insecure and then the next, secure. You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life, but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward. You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can't meet anyone decent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you love someone but love someone else too and cannot figure out why you are doing this because you know that you aren't a bad person. Getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic. You go through the same emotions and questions over and over, and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans, money, the future and making a life for yourself... and while winning the race would be great, right now you'd just like to be a contender! What you may not realize is that everyone reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out. Damn, I'm getting old. Shoe Breaking Affairs 5 Second Rant Saw a corset @ La Senza today and haven't stopped thinking about it ever since!Hmm, it's the PERFECT length for me(cos I like it abit longer so it can cover my stomach), the PERFECT fit(I always believe in TRYING corsets on because the tighter it is, the harder to gauge online), the PERFECT design(plain...I like it plain)...Hmm...maybe I will...Gosh so many things I want, and I can't wait to get them all!That and another dress that I saw at Bebe the other day....should I pamper myself cos I owe it to myself and my birthday is just around the corner...Speaking of the day around the corner...I've been having weird thoughts and behaving abit out the norm lately(like thinking that I am still very young and starting to party like a crazy girl again, but the body can't really take it). Is that what they call quarterlife crisis? Or maybe it's just denial.Anyway more on that another time, especially after Ruozhi posts the pics up on FB and I can have some pictures to entertain while I write my boring entry.Oh gonna wave to a girl that came up to me at the MRT(sorry darling that I look blur...I haven't even had my morning coffee yet!). Her name is vee or something, I'm sorry if I got it wrong. Anyway...I think it's really sweet and cool and BRAVE that someone actually comes up to me to tell me that they read/enjoy my blog. Hahah, once I had a blogger(quite a famous one and a model) right smack in my face(my colleague's girlfren) and I didn't have the guts to say hi. Hahaha...Omg, it's not really a 5 second rant isn't it. Nights first, and more updates later. The Mind Never Seems to Rest Even when the Body Is... Sunday Brunch Absolutely Lost For Words.I am officially having a mental block.Hmmm...Nothing....To...Write... NO MORE SNACKING!Methinks last friday's 2packa twisties @ the KungFu Panda movie is now showing on my face. Passport Photo(Solved!) Did you use your own digital camera to take your own passport picture or you went to the professionals?Decisions decisions....Help!*****************Yay I managed to find a picture of me(taken like a few years back), for my resumes and stuff, and manage to resize it to the 400px by width(ridiculously big) that the Apples(online passport application thingy) "PREFFERED".Luckily it was a good quality picture taken, with the high megapixel, the resizing didn't make my face pixelated like Ruozhi's skin(she did pixel with the skin doctor mauhahah).So I don have to go to the studio to have my pic taken, nor do I have to take my own pics and then photoshop it! So mafan! Yay!Thanks for your comments though! Was contemplating doing the DYI thing first...but oh wells, I found an old pic so it's all solved!!!!!! A Car Ride On A Saturday Night... We Love to Party! My Favourite Quote Me still so excited about SATC!Who cares about the bad reviews of SATC?Who cares about how the storyline is so predictable or what say you?I just absolutely love seeing the 4 girlfrenz sippin' their martinis in a bar, spending their saturdays at some fashion show and talking about sex out loud whilst Charlotte gives that disapproving face when Samantha Jones says something crude. Haha.And Charlotte seems to be confused and likes to give her dogs complicated names and her humans(babies essentially) very simple names!Her dog was Elizabeth Taylor, weird name for a dog but it sorta shows her sophistication. Her kids are called Lily and Rose. Like so simple! She's the one MAD for children isn't she? -_-" You get what I mean?Yay! Gonna buy the dvd to keep! Wish I could blog more about my weekends, but work has been such a bitch! I work till like 8ish 9ish lately and squeezing a movie was really a treat for me. Can't wait for the week to be OVER.O-V-E-R!ARGH.When will this work mayhem ever end???Oh gotta wave to Pauline cos she just told me yesterday that she just started reading my blog and is now a FAN!Yeah!Oh and she added that its mainly because she has too much free time on her hands. -_-" The Wise Man With Da Cat I like Angeal! Replying to Scam Emails Enough is enough! I have received countless numbers of emails asking me to help them with their millions of dollars because they have some problems. What did I do? Absolutely nothing! But I'm glad someone did! An Excerpt: Wow! A kind lady wants my help and trusts me to transfer US$12.5 million into my account! Why should I not respond to this SOS message? Here’s my reply: Hi Miss Kamara, It's my pleasure to receive your request for help and I would very much like to assist you. Please refer to the below for my contact info: New Phoenix Park 28 Irrawaddy Road Singapore 329560 Tel: (+65) 6353 0000 Alternatively, please continue to email me to see how I can help you. Thank you. Regards, Me I had to write in a ‘solemn’ manner so I sound serious enough. But guess what? The address and contact details belongs to the Singapore Police Headquarters! Then the person replied, and blah blah blah blah blah.I am actually surprised that Jay really actually replied the email and entertain the person for awhile. Hahah!Damn cute.Read more here! SiChuan EarthQuake Real life story that touches our souls.. 抢救人员发现她的时候，她已经死了，是被垮塌下来的房子压死的，透过那一堆废 墟的的间隙可以看到她死亡的姿势， When rescuers found her, she was already dead, crushed by the collapsed house. Through gaps in the rubbles, they could see her posture. 双膝跪着，整个上身向前匍匐着，双手扶着地支撑着身体，有些象古人行跪拜 礼，只是身体被压的变形了，看上去有些诡异。 Kneeling on both knees, her entire upper body bent forward, held up by her two hands pressed against the ground, as if performing the ceremonial bow in an ancient ritual. Except, her body had been compressed out of shape and looked somewhat eerie. 救援人员从废墟的空隙伸手进去确认了她已经死亡，又在冲着废墟喊了几声，用撬 棍在在砖头上敲了几下，里面没有任何回应。 A rescuer extended his hand through a gap and confirmed her death. He called out to her, and tapped on the bricks with his shaft, but received no response. 当人群走到下一个建筑物的时候，救援队长忽然往回跑，边跑变喊'快过来'。他又 来到她的尸体前，费力的把手伸进女人的身子底下摸索， As the team walked toward next building, the squad leader suddenly turned back, yelling as he ran, 'Come quick!' He came to her remain, labored to maneuver his hand under her body, searching. 他摸了几下高声的喊'有人，有个孩子 ，还活着'。 He called out following some rummaging, 'There's someone, a child, still alive.' 经过一番努力，人们小心的把挡着她的废墟清理开，在她的身体下面躺着她的孩 子，包在一个红色带黄花的小被子里，大概有3、4个月大， With some effort, rescuers carefully removed the debris burying her, found her child lying beneath her, bundled in a little red blanket decorated with yellow flower prints. He was about 3-4 months old. 因为母亲身体庇护着，他毫发未伤，抱出来的时候，他还安静的睡着，他熟睡的脸 让所有在场的人感到很温暖。 Shielded by his mother's body , he was totally unharmed, sleeping peacefully as he was brought out. His soundly asleep face warmed the hearts of all rescuers on the scene. 　 随行的医生过来解开被子准备做些检查，发现有一部手机塞在被子里，医生下意 识的看了下手机屏幕，发现屏幕上是一条已经写好的短信 As the rescue team's doctor unbundled the blanket to examine the baby, he discovered a mobile phone tucked into the blanket. He subconsciously looked at the display, found there was a SMS message. '亲爱的宝贝，如果你能活着，一定要记住我爱你'，看惯了生离死别的医生却在这 一刻落泪了，手机传递着，每个看到短信的人都落泪了。 'My Dear Baby, If you were to stay alive, you must remember that I love you.' No stranger to the pain and sorrow brought by death, the doctor nonetheless wept at this moment. The cell phone was passed around, every person who read the message wept.I don't know if this is really true, but I know that it is possible. Damn Girl!