me to kid 1: whats your name?

kid 1: *stares blankly

me to kid 1: ok, (tries to cough out a conversation) barney?

kid 1: *smiles and shakes head

kid 2: THAT IS SO LAME! *on the top of his voice.

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she: you are a smelly flower

me: (sarcastically) and you are a rose

she: i will ask my father to give you one tight slap

me: do you know what is a rose?

she: yes *nods

me: (stares) do you not like to be called a pretty rose?

she: *avoids conversation.

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he buys a pack of twisties with the money his mum placed in his pocket.

me: aint you gonna open it up and share it with everyone?

he: no, buy it yourself. only $1.50 very cheap.

my colleague: $1.50 cheap? you sure?

he: yah!

me: it;s because you dont work for your m[...]