It’s that time of the year again, where Chinese everywhere are
obliged to do things they don’t like to do.
Like visit their relatives.
At least that’s the impression I get from my friends,
particularly those who are single and of a marriageable age.
(Of course, there are at least 10 reasons to hate Chinese New Year.)
“You don’t like it when relatives ask you awkward questions like
‘do you have a boyfriend’ or ‘when are you gonna get married’
right?” I tell these friends of mine. “Well, why don’t you turn the
tables? Like, ask them awkward questions instead?”
Here are just a few sample questions you could use. Adapt them
as you see fit:
“Eh Uncle, do you give Aunty any flowers during Valentine’s Day?
Aiyoh you don’t love her anymore isit? Old already take her for
granted ah?”
“Uncle and Aunty, are both of you happy together? When was the
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