I just got back from watching "So You Think You Are Andro?/! (Part 3)". It's a lesbian beauty pageant for androgynous girls.



It was completely depressing. I'm dismayed by the two hours of my life I've just frittered away.



Of the 12 contestants, only three (#1, #2 (obviously the smartest) and #12) appeared to possess a shred of intelligence. Everyone else gave shockingly terrible answers. Some didn't answer at all because they were obviously too dumb to know what to say (two of them actually asked the audience for an answer) and were quickly ushered off by the emcee (Bernie Chan, whose command of English is ghastly). It went something like this (definitely not verbatim):



*screams, chattering, cheering from the crowd*



Bernie: OI! Shhh... if you all KEEP QUIET then you can LISTENING! Shhh.. now, here's our lovely contestant, X! Oops, I mean, Y! Sorry, her name is Y! (X was t[...]